Divine Lucky Star

Then listen carefully, Wang Hao began to talk: There are steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose...

Everyone: ...

Wang Hao: Fried fish maw, fried fish slices, vinegared pork slices, stewed three delicacies, stewed white mushrooms, stewed pigeon eggs...

Everyone: ...

Wang Hao: Red meatballs, white meatballs, Nanjian meatballs, Sixi meatballs, three fresh meatballs, boiled meatballs, fresh shrimp meatballs...

Everyone: ...

Wang Hao: Burning liver tips, burning fat intestines, burning heart, burning lungs, burning purple lids, burning even posts, burning treasure lids...

Everyone: ...

Wang Hao: Braised sauerkraut, stewed cabbage, stewed peas, stewed lentils, boiled edamame, fried cowpea, plus pickled kohlrabi—how about it! Professional is not professional! up! Awesome!

After his physique has been transformed, his memory is of course not to mention, his mouth is also much sharper, his words are clear, and all kinds of awesome. Although the music in the bar is loud, everyone can hear it clearly, and it is not chaotic. This basic skill, It's even more professional than professional!

The people around are all confused!

Everyone's mouths opened into an O shape, their faces full of disbelief!

Liu Huaqiang broke out in a cold sweat—I'm a good boy, he was merciful at the beginning of his relationship! If you don't talk about it, if you really say it, there is nothing wrong with your young master at all!

My God, Brother Hao, I am really convinced! Yue Peng knelt directly: I have studied cross talk for four years and I can't explain this part. Brother Hao, how do you practice?! Teach me!

How is it? At my level, I can help you catch a scene tomorrow? Wang Hao grinned: Is it alright?

Successful, it must be successful! Yue Peng said excitedly: Brother Hao, you are so talkative, I don't think those viewers will go to the bathroom together when I come to my show tomorrow!

Wang Hao: ...

Seeing how miserable this child is, the show about you is the time to go to the toilet...

Dapeng, Wang Hao said solemnly, Actually, I think you still have a lot of room for improvement in cross talk. Haven't you thought about it?

Ah? There is still room for improvement? Hearing Wang Hao mention this, Yue Peng was also surprised, and said: My master said that my level is just like this. This thing is a talent and I can't change it! I just get used to it. I can’t even tell now!”

I'm not talking about basic skills, Wang Hao began to tell Yue Peng: You have to know that cross talk also has to keep pace with the times. This thing is not just a test of basic skills, you know?

Fuck, brother Hao is going to tell Yue Peng the rhythm of cross talk!

A group of people immediately pricked up their ears, and Liu Huaqiang was even more energetic——Brother Hao said something that not everyone has a chance to hear, it's so awesome that you don't explain it!

First of all, your basic skills are not solid, right? Wang Hao said: But this is not a problem! If you are not solid, there is a solution! Look at your appearance, you are chubby and have small eyes, and you look cute. Since you can't rely on your ability to make a living, then you can rely on your appearance!

Hearing Wang Hao say that Yue Peng can rely on his looks to make a living, the group of girls sitting beside Xiaomeng were stunned!

Just this little fat guy with a slit in his eyes when he smiles, can he still rely on his appearance for a living? !

Oh my God! Is this world going to be destroyed? !

Brother Hao, don't make fun of me, Yue Peng himself was stunned: I can still rely on my appearance for a living?!

That must be done, Wang Hao resolutely showed a devilish smile, I'm sorry, your future artistic style can use the word 'death'! There is a saying that goes well, if a tree doesn't need bark, it will definitely die, and if a person doesn't want it, it will die. Face the world is invincible, you have to maximize the invincibility of the humblest person! As long as you can maximize this, you will definitely be the first brother in the cross talk world in the future!

A humble person is invincible...

What kind of messed up theory are you talking about? !

Everyone present was dumbfounded, brother Hao is simply amazing, where did you get all this experience? ! Just this Yue Peng, the most humble man is invincible?

Hao... Brother Hao, Yue Peng said he was very hurt: Am I really that cheap...

This is not derogatory. For actors, this is performance, and it is also a skill. Wang Hao patted Yue Peng on the shoulder hard, and said: Let me use an analogy. Right?

Yue Peng nodded: Yes.

Then next time you say you are used to it and do it like this, Wang Hao said: For example, there are steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose... Speaking of this, you forgot, why? What to do? You widen your eyes, look surprised, cover your mouth with your hand, and say: My God, I actually forgot the latter! Try it!

It's time to try it?

The few people around became curious in an instant, they all wanted to know how this little fat man relied on his face to make a living...

Is this really easy to use? Yue Peng was obviously a little skeptical, but what Brother Hao said should be no problem, so he started to learn: There are steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, Roast goose... Then he stared wide-eyed, with a look of surprise on his face, and covered his mouth with his hand: Oh my God, I actually forgot the latter part! With that humble face, the joy burst out of the table !

Hahahahaha! Seeing Yue Peng's cheap and cute appearance, everyone around burst into laughter!

Xiaomeng was about to fall on top of Wang Hao, clutching her stomach and laughing: Brother Hao, I can't do it anymore, this little fat man just wants to laugh when he sees that cheap!

My God! Yue Peng looked at Wang Hao with a face full of disbelief, Brother Hao, why did they all fall down laughing, and I didn't do anything!

Everyone fell down laughing again!

Look, does it work? Wang Hao laughed and said, Let me tell you about your image, but you've used the word cheap to the extreme, and you're absolutely going to be infuriated!

I'll try! Yue Peng's eyes brightened as he thought about it, and said, Then Brother Hao, when will you accompany me to catch a show tomorrow?

That's no problem, Wang Hao nodded and said, Let me tell you, cross talk, you can talk about it, or other people can talk about it, even if they have good basic skills, so what? I dare say most people say it. It’s not as funny as you said! Why, it’s because they don’t look good! You just stand there, with your looks and cute expressions, that’s a joke!”

Yue Peng instantly felt confident!

For the first time, he knew that he could also rely on his face to make a living!

Success, Brother Hao, I will practice hard when I go back today, and see how I can be even cheaper! Yue Peng nodded fiercely, and said, I think it should be effective by then! After he said this, he was suddenly a little discouraged Leo: But brother Hao, I'm considered cheap, but I have no jokes. The cross talk I'm talking about is not funny in itself, can it work just by being cheap?

I have as many jokes as I want! If there is anything else, it's worth worrying about, Wang Hao just randomly picked one of the jokes and it's a masterpiece! He smiled and said: Just don't worry, I'll tell you a few things when I get back later, I promise it will work! By the way, you will have to have a stage name in the future, and you can't be called Dapeng. I don't like it!

Ah? Yue Peng asked in surprise, Then what's my name?

En... Wang Hao teased Xuanxu for a while, then he chuckled and said, You can call yourself Xiao Yueyue from now on!

Xiao Yueyue... Yue Peng read it twice, and then said: Success, that's a good name. From then on, I will be called Xiao Yueyue!

A group of people around: ...

The name is cheap enough!

Liu Huaqiang really opened his eyes today. He has to report to the young master as soon as he goes back. He must never argue with Wang Hao in the future.

Wang Hao continued: Now you have a stage name, but you still lack one most important thing!

Ah? Yue Peng looked confused: Is there still something missing? What is missing?

Sign! Wang Hao said nonsense seriously: Think about it, you have a stage name and your own characteristics now, but you still have a logo! You have to have your own theme song, right? Every performance It's over, you have to have something to end with! Let the audience remember you thoroughly!

Theme song! Yue Peng was dumbfounded: When I talk about cross talk, I have to have my own theme song?!

That must be! Wang Hao chuckled: Your style is so cheap, there must be an even cheaper theme song as the finale, right?!

Yes, yes, yes, Yue Peng nodded fiercely: Then what's the name of the theme song?!

I've already thought up the name for you! When Wang Hao mentioned this, he just opened his mouth and said, It's called the Song of the Five Rings!