Disaster Artist

"Card!"

"Kakaka!"

Tomson raised his hand and made a gesture to pause the recording. The atmosphere in the studio was a little stagnant. The audience who were applauding and cheering were stunned. The bustling noise gradually calmed down. The heat and scalding slowly settle down.

How to do?

Is Tomson angry?

What should I do if the recording of the program is interrupted? Re-record? What about the relationship between Tomson and Lu Qian? Does this count as a face tear?

The onlookers did not notice why the red light of the camera was still flashing, which means that the recording of the program was not paused.

Tomson's words rushed towards Lu Qian like a hurricane.

"What's your attitude?"

"Did you deliberately refuse to cooperate because of the previous video ambush in the practice room, in order to retaliate against the program team?"

At the scene, the air was slightly condensed, so that the heart also solidified.

However, the details that the audience did not notice does not mean that Lu Qian did not notice:

There was a shallow smile in Tomson's eyes.

In fact, as long as you know Tomson enough, you will know that Tomson will not get angry because of such a thing. After staying in the position of "The King of Talk Show" for so many years, Tomson has entered a new realm in the control and understanding of the show. , which is why he likes Lu Qian so much:

Break the frame, collide with sparks.

If Tomson hoped that everything would follow the script framework, and that the show would be recorded calmly, with no turbulence and no surprises, then he would not have made an invitation to Lu Qian so solemnly. Outside of Lu Qian, the entire entertainment circle There are really not too many artists who can meet the requirements.

Playing on the spot and adapting to the situation, this is exactly what Tomson expects.

At this time, the smile flickering in his eyes further proved this—

If you follow the steps step by step, no matter how you hide it, embarrassment or embarrassment, the setting is still the setting, after all, the "set atmosphere of the business" will still not be able to hide from those smart audiences.

But now, Lu Qian took the initiative to break through the setting of the program group and bravely broke the fourth wall, and things changed.

Lu Qian leaned back calmly and looked up and down at Tomson.

The pause in time and space made Tomson's "anger" invisible, and he could vaguely sense a little embarrassment, but the atmosphere at the scene shouldn't be embarrassing...

It is precisely because of this that the audience at the scene also noticed a little strange.

Then, Lu Qian spoke up.

"ambush?"

"So, Mr. Tomson also admitted that the video clip just now was an ambush?"

Tomson: …

"Is that the point?"

"No, it's not, but even if it's not the point, it's good to let the audience know."

"Lu Qian, why didn't I know you were so naive, the show, everything is for the effect of the show."

"Since Mr. Tomson understands the 'program effect' so much, then he should understand what I just did. Everything is for the program effect."

"…"

Rarely, Tomson showed a choked expression, widened his eyes with an incredible expression on his face, and turned his head to look at the audience for help—

One second, two seconds.

Puchi.

The studio scene finally noticed the abnormality of the situation. It wasn't a stab at the sword, nor was it imminent, but... absurd and uninhibited.

Then, the rustling laughter could no longer be controlled, surging deep in the throat.

Tomson couldn't believe his ears, and complained speechlessly.

"Lu Qian, you're really the most naive guy I've ever seen. I broke the news about a black history short film of yours. Are you going to fight back? I'm Tomson!"

"You mean, if I broke the news about your black history short film, you would laugh it off? After all, I am Lu Qian."

Coming and going, never giving in an inch.

Ha ha.

The audience finally came back to their senses, the laughter was sparse and surging, and they began to watch and eat melons with relish.

"Ha." Tomson laughed loudly in the sky, seemed to be choked, and then looked at Lu Qian again, "You are a naive ghost, but luckily, I am more naive than you."

As soon as the words fell, Tomson took out a water gun from the desk drawer.

What?

water gun?

For a palm-sized mini water gun, "cute" should be a more appropriate adjective, and then Tomson grabbed the pistol and fired directly at Lu Qian.

what!

Ahhh!

The studio scene burst into laughter.

Lu Qian was really embarrassed, very, very embarrassed. After all, Tomson had a weapon, but he didn't, so he could only dodge left and right under Tomson's attack.

Ahhh!

Hahaha!

The hilarious laughter and screams were intertwined.

Tomson is like the evil villain in the movie. He shoots and laughs at the sky, and the sound of the smirk is very comical.

Lu Qian was beaten completely passively.

How to do?

Just then, a figure appeared—

Shen Yanshu.

As Yu Shao's assistant, he should not appear in the front row of the studio to avoid interfering with the shooting, but at this time, Shen Yanshu strode forward.

"director!"

Shen Yanshu shouted and threw something from bottom to top in a watermelon-throwing gesture:

Huge, the whole shape is huge.

So what is that?

But he saw Lu Qian grabbed the object with both hands, stood up neatly, then clamped the whole object in his arms, turned to face Tomson, and started sweeping:

machine gun.

Of course, the water gun.

However, the size and scale of the entire instrument are not on the same level.

At this time, let's compare Tomson's pistol, it is even more miniature, it is not even the size of a palm, it is completely a lipstick pistol that a lady keeps in her handbag, standing in front of Lu Qian is really pitiful.

"Ah! You are cheating!"

Tomson's eyes widened, UU reading www.uukanshu.com subconsciously wanted to defend.

But how could Lu Qian easily let Tomson go:

straf.

Sweeping away thousands of troops, the sound of puff puff water pistol shooting is particularly clear, and you can even see Lu Qian exaggerating the action of opening the safety valve, like a special agent.

What is this scene?

Ahhh!

Hahaha!

Screaming and hilarious laughter have been completely mixed, and all the audience in the studio can't believe their eyes, laughing wildly irrationally, one or two are like crazy.

If it was not long ago that Tomson was the one who regained his childhood, now everyone in the audience has regained his childhood, temporarily forgetting the masks and armors of adults, and returning to the carefree childhood season, even if You can enjoy the purest and most splendid happiness in the world just by playing water battles.

Smile, so simple and so happy.

Lu Qian carried the machine gun and faced Tomson with full firepower. This time, the master who fled in embarrassment was Tomson.

"Ah! Lu Qian!"

Tomson shouted, but he couldn't control his smile, he covered his cheeks with his hands, but he couldn't stop it at all, so he simply grabbed the water glass on his desk, like a Songkran festival, and dived directly to the landing splash over-

Snapped.

Hit the waist and abdomen exactly, and then drenched it down, the entire crotch was soaked.

Lu Qian looked down at his crotch, turned his head to look at the audience, and waved his hands frantically, as if he was defending himself. The panicked action made all the audience in the studio laugh.

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