Disaster Artist

1298 superheroes

Disaster Artist Volume 1298 Superhero Movie, started, but slightly different from imagination—

At the beginning, it is music, and then, it is played back in slow motion.

So, is this a parody of another superhero movie?

That movie was released last year, the original manga was unknown, the cast was mediocre, and it didn't win any extra attention before it was released; it turned out to be very popular because of its light-hearted comedy style. The classic golden songs of the pre-golden age are used as the soundtrack throughout, which opened the eyes of the younger generation, and then the soundtrack of the movie became a big hit.

Someone once teased that it was a large music video.

And now, Lu Qian?

No way…

Whether you like it or not, Lu Qian has always been known for his innovations. Every time he works, he can always bring some new feelings in different positions. Is it that he has exhausted his talents and finally started to play the legacy of the predecessors?

, shouldn't be a disaster, right?

Because the opening...really, really, too much like a music video.

The soundtrack is very, very familiar. It should be a classic love song from thirty or forty years ago, but I can't remember the name of the song for a while—

etc!

Wait, wait, wait...something seems a little off.

The song is as tender as water and as romantic as death. However, what is going on with the picture?

It was a little slow for half a beat before Zhang Zhen noticed that the music video with a retro filter was so **** and violent!

The picture is a static scene, as if frozen in time and space, and then follows the camera to walk in chaos, presenting the whole picture bit by bit.

Saliva, plasma, body fluids, dust, gunfire...

Flying all over the sky.

A car lighter, a vicissitudes of life man with scalded forehead, screaming in horror and splashing saliva, a glass of soy milk that was overturned, a pistol that was firing, countless glass shards flying in the sky... There is also a cover of Renault Magazine.

Zhang Zhen: Stay.

Did he read it wrong just now?

That book, he seems to have read it, it should be... six years ago? Or seven years ago?

That year, Renault won the title of the sexiest man in the world, so at the end of the year the last magazine appeared on the cover, and his career reached its peak.

The photo showing Renault Mermaid's good figure looming, is so famous that it's hard not to recognize it.

However, this is a movie starring Renault, but a reality magazine with Renault as the cover appears in the end. Isn't this a scam?

How could the prop group make such a low-level mistake?

wrong!

It's not the props group. This picture looks like the result of computer special effects. So, this also means that everything is the result of careful design?

Immediately afterwards, following a body backflip that was broken in two, Zhang Yan saw the next screen and realized that this was indeed designed—

A Green Lantern card.

Moreover, it is not the comic book version, but the movie version, the version starring Reynolds, the image of Reynolds playing the Green Lantern is impressively on the card.

, Reynolds and Li Jianan co-starred, a detective comic adaptation film, produced by Streaming Pictures.

The greatest merit of this work is that the two protagonists are determined to hold hands and enter the palace of marriage. Other than that, it is useless. It is even considered by countless film critics and fans that this should be a milestone in the careers of Reynolds and Streamer Pictures. big stain.

Not only because of the loss of money and internal injuries, but also because the quality of the movie itself is too bad to bear to look at.

To this day, Renault has complained about himself more than once on different occasions, and it seems that he has become a

For a joke.

Given the circumstances,

And now?

First is the sexiest man in the world, and then the card. It can be seen at a glance that Lu Qian is deliberately breaking the fourth wall and confusing the boundary between movies and reality. Renault and Deadpool are foolishly unclear. The tone has been set.

Zhang Yan was dumbfounded.

Then, after many, many shots, Zhang Zhen realized that they thought it was the opening scene of the music video, full of dry goods, and the eyes were not enough—

Lead Starring: The World's Most Perfect Idiot.

Leading starring role: a certain vase with a hot body.

Lead starring role: The villain whose older brother is more famous than him.

puff.

Zhang Yan only noticed the subtitles at this time, as the amount of information is as huge as the screen; moreover, amidst the romantic and holy music, the movie looks very serious——

Hilarious, we mean it.

At this point, the music has entered the chorus,

Just in time, the camera moved to the scene of Deadpool sitting on a person's cheek, the camera aimed at the close-up of the crotch, and drew a narration dialog in a comic style to aim at the thick bulge.

puff.

Zhang Yan almost choked on his own saliva. He didn't expect it, he didn't expect it at all. It took only 30 seconds for the scene to start, and it already made people spit.

The lens, zoomed out, gradually zoomed out from close-up to close-up and then to medium-range during the rotation, and finally gave a 360-degree panorama—

A jeep, falling apart, on the eve of the explosion.

Deadpool is fighting alone in the car:

Kicked the roof of the car with the right leg and crushed a man's cheek; kicked the stomach of another man in the back seat with the left leg; stabbed the eyes of the man in the passenger seat with his right hand~www.wuxiaspot.com~ grabbing a motorcyclist left and right The underwear of the driver was pulled out; in addition, the third eye of the driver's forehead was burned by the car's lighter.

Very busy.

The jeep is tumbling in the air, and there is a motorcycle flying on the outside while being shattered, and the background picture can also see the raging flames of the audience.

What a scene.

Everyone was dumbfounded, with question marks in their minds: Excuse me, how did this scene happen?

In Lanchuan's commercial films, the three-stage structure has matured, and the golden opening chapter has been further extended according to the characteristics of the times.

In other words, within three to five minutes of the opening, there needs to be the first explosive point to attract attention.

All types of movies are doing this, including Lu Qian's series, which brings out the explosive points of the characters and the plot in just a few minutes at the beginning, which is very touching.

Now, no exception.

But the point is, this scene is so unbelievable and magical that it makes your jaw dislocate.

It's not just blood plasma, and it's not just blasting. The degree of eye-catching has far exceeded imagination. Just when everyone was wondering whether Lu Qian had become mediocre, he was slapped in the face at the speed of light before he could blink, and he stared dumbfounded. screen, without even having time to adjust his sitting posture.

Then, the subtitles appeared again—

Director: A seriously overrated psycho.

puff.

After all, Zhang Zhen couldn't hold back. When he saw this line of subtitles, he burst out laughing.

Unexpectedly, Lu Qian was such a director!

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