Dimensional slime

Chapter 521 Why All Animals Like to Lick My?!!

Headquarters of the Dimensional Guild.

“Senior, you’re so unlucky… Poof… Sorry sorry sorry, I am professionally trained, I will never laugh! ”

After hearing Limlu’s story, Xiao Fan had already laughed straight, although he had known before reading novels that there was a possibility of crossing into the opposite sex, but turning into a asexual life form like slime, he still heard it for the first time!

“It turns out that Limlu still has such an experience… Hahahahaha…”

Cheng Biting Jin was even more laughing and almost out of breath, he really did not expect that this gentle and lovely immortal chief, there was such a history of blood and tears… He must share it with his colleagues when he goes back!

Lim dew evolved from blue slime to black slime, then from black slime to purple slime, and finally from purple slime to red slime… In a word, she was already ashamed and angry at the moment!

“These two newcomers are really not afraid of death… Admire admire! ”

In the distance, Sakata Ginshi looked at the two people who were still dying with great sympathy, and now how happy they were laughing, how sad they would cry in a moment.

Pillar Jian looked at the inventory in his warehouse, and asked his good friend, “Ban, how much do you have there?” ”

“I don’t have much here.”

Ban Ye shrugged his shoulders, but before he could say anything more between the pillars, he put his arm around the other person’s shoulder and said, “Don’t worry, Limlu will definitely let those two newcomers drink a full drink in a while, let’s still keep the new people after the pit.” ”

“That’s right!”

Pillar Jian nodded his head in disbelief, and then he took out a bag of melon seeds and bumped it, showing an expression that he was ready to watch a good play.

“Have you two laughed enough?”

Limlu’s smile is very nuclear, and anyone who sees it will subconsciously think that this is a kind and cute little Lolita.

“Sorry sorry sorry… Seniors I really didn’t mean it! ”

Xiao Fan wiped the tears from his laughter and said, “In fact, I admire my predecessors very much, and I can establish such a harmonious union, which is much better with those chat groups!” ”

“Me too!”

Cheng Biting Jin also said, “I actually admire Miss Limlu very much!” ”

“Uh huh… You were really happy laughing just now! ”

Limlu did not hear it, but continued to say to herself, “Since you are so happy, why don’t you make me happy and happy?” ”

“Seniors!”

Xiao Fan was still very confused, but then he thought of something unfriendly, covered his chest in a panic and said, “Although I admire you, I really have no love for Lori!” ”

Cheng Yaojin looked at the other party’s movements and scratched his head, looked back at Limulu again, as if he understood something, learned Xiao Fan’s movements, and said, “Miss Limlu… I’m so old… Don’t joke with me…”

“You two bastards, don’t insult my innocence here!”

Limlu completely exploded, directly threw the table out, and pointed at the two men fiercely and said, “Give me up, hold these two bastards down for me!” ”

“Order!”

When the people hiding around them heard this, they all jumped out and pounced on the two like wolves, and pressed them to the ground in spite of their resistance.

“Sleeper! Overlord the bow! ∑（0Д0）！ ”

Limlu’s face darkened, the silver teeth in his mouth were about to be crushed by himself, and he took out two black bottles from the deepest part of his small warehouse.

“What is the big guy doing here?” But our guild can’t hurt each other? ”

Xiao Fan swallowed, although he didn’t know what the situation was, but his sixth sense told him that he seemed to be… It seems like… Maybe… Probably very unlucky!

“Boy, give up obediently!”

Kapu smiled at him and said, “It’s true that our guild can’t hurt each other, but some things are much more fun than hurting each other.”

“What’s so much fun?”

Cheng Yaojin was not yet aware of the coming crisis.

Whitebeard showed a confused smile and said quietly, “It’s just Niang~Hua~Izumi~”

“Nani?! ∑（0Д0）！ ”

Xiao Fan’s face changed suddenly when he heard this, and he struggled desperately, but for Whitebeard and others, this struggle was meaningless.

“What is Nianghua Spring?”

Cheng Biting Jin listened with a confused face, and looked at Xiao Fan next to him strangely, isn’t it just spring water? What’s there to be afraid of?

“Cheng bites Uncle Jin, NianghuaQuan’s drink will turn into a woman…”

Xiao Fan has given up the struggle, he and his brother have been together for so many years, is today the time to separate?

“What?!”

Cheng Yaojin’s eyes almost narrowed when he heard these words, how could he be insulted by the founding fathers of the country plus the Duke of Guo!

“Didn’t you two just have a good time?” Why aren’t you happy now? And then I laughed.”

Limru’s silver bell-like voice sounded again, but this pleasant sound sounded to Both Cheng Yaojin and Xiao Fan, which was no different from the roar of the evil ghosts in the Nine Shadows, or even better!

“Seniors… We have something to discuss… This thing is really not good! ”

Xiao Fan was making the final struggle.

“I’m so old, this kind of thing really can’t work!”

Cheng Yaojin also made a final struggle.

“Don’t.”

Limlu sneered and refused the two, then pulled the plug of the bottle in their hands in their terrified eyes, and then pinched Xiao Fan’s chin, ignoring the other’s struggle… The mood is finally refreshed!

“Limru, how about we help you with this?”

Ban Ye looked at Cheng Biting Jin and smiled maliciously.

“Of course, for you, this bottle is a nianghua spring that cannot be drunk, how much can be irrigated.”

Limlu handed the other bottle to the other party, and then filled it with Xiao Fan.

“Don’t!!”

Cheng Yaojin said his last words, and then he drank the Nianghua Spring with Xiao Fan, a difficult brother.

Today’s guild is also a day of peace!

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A week later.

“Old Cheng, why are you sullen?”

The pillar put his hand on the shoulder of a beautiful woman, and asked with a bad smile: “Is it difficult for any rich and handsome man to take a fancy to you?” If so, you should be happy! ”

“You bastard… I’ve become like this, can’t I laugh?! ”

Cheng bit jin qi’s teeth itched, if it weren’t for the fact that he couldn’t beat the other party, he would have opened a martial arts arena long ago, and had a five-hundred percent painful duel!

“You can’t say that, aren’t you very happy when you see Xiao Fan?” Be a man, you must be able to see ~” The pillar pointed to Xiao Fan, who was laughing in the distance, and guided Cheng to bite Jin.

Saint Zhao, who was sitting next to him, glanced at Xiao Fan, turned his head and said leisurely, “That guy just accidentally ate Xiao Kangna’s prank cake, with hilarious beans on it, and has been laughing like this for three hours.” ”

Between the pillars: “… Don’t tear me down! ”

Xiao Fan, who was already laughing and out of breath, hugged his thighs and cried out with tears in his eyes: “Seniors… Hahahaha… Hurry up and save… Hahaha… I’ll be gone… Hahahahaha…”

“Xiao Kangna sent something you dare to eat so casually?”

Limru shook her head wordlessly and tapped on the other’s forehead, and the laughter immediately stopped.

“Whoops… Finally saved. ”

Xiao Fan collapsed on the sofa and took a big breath, even if he was practicing like this, laughing for two hours in a row was really tired.

“Xiao Kang Na is obviously so cute, how could she do such a prank?”

Xiao Fan said depressedly, when Xiao Kangna brought him the cake, she was very, very touched, who knew that it would be such a result… Woohoo…

“You just laughed for a few hours, and it’s already good.”

Limlu rolled her eyes and continued, “Like Uncle Whitebeard, but I was once borrowed by Xiao Kangna to walk through my crescent beard, and I was depressed for three months.” ”

“Good… What a horror! ”

Xiao Fan swallowed his saliva, uncle Whitebeard’s crescent beard is a symbol of the white-bearded pirate regiment, almost every day to maintain, the baby’s unbelievable.

“In fact, it can’t be said that Xiao Kangna is terrible.”

After eating a spoonful of watermelon, Limru said, “Connor sauce used to be very well-behaved, although she liked to play pranks, but she also endured not to do it until… Xiao Yu joins the guild. ”

“What’s the matter?” That’s nothing. ”

Xiao Fan nodded knowingly.

Who is Chen Xiaoyu? The leader of the Eight Demons, the true king of the Shadow Legion, the super master of the stairs, the supreme agent who can’t close anything… Such a terrifying Chen Xiaoyu, with a cute XiaoKangna is not easy?

“Dear friend, people want to eat dried fish~”

After playing a game, Milim began to beg for food, and Limlu was also very skilled at shoving a small dried fish into the opponent’s mouth.

“Brother!”

At this moment, Lin Ai and Luo Xue both ran over, each holding a black and white, clumpy, hairy object in their arms.

Limlu looked at the creature in the other’s arms and pondered for a moment or two, looked at the two and said, “Stealing national treasures is a felony, if you turn yourself in, the time will come out earlier.” ”

“This is not what we stole from the zoo~” Xiao Ai muttered disapprovingly, and Luo Xue also hurriedly explained: “Sister Limlu, this is the panda that I and Luo Xue found during our wild expedition, I think it is cute and bring it back to the guild!” ”

“Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yes, the two of them are pandas in their arms, and they are pandas in their infancy, looking around curiously.

“You two, do you know that Panda Daddy and Panda Mom will be worried like this?”

Limru taught, “Just bring these cubs back, but it’s very wrong!” ”

“Uh huh huh… I already knew that brother you would say that! ”

The corners of Lin Ai’s mouth drew a proud arc, and with a wave of his small hand, two round and rolling pandas appeared behind the two of them.

“I took their mom and dad too!”

Limlu twitched out of the corner of his eye, which was really well thought out… I still really have nothing to say.

“How’s it going brother?” This panda is not super cute! ”

Lin Ai hugged the red panda in his arms and rubbed it around, envious of others.

“I’m going to hug too!”

When Maplu saw such a cute giant panda, she couldn’t resist her inner thoughts, and her eyes lit up.

Milim is also attracted to the panda, but what attracts her is not the appearance of the panda, but…

“Bear paws… Suck it up…”

Milim licked his lips as he stared at the chubby bear paw, isn’t it a pity that this big and fat bear paw is not eaten?

“Stupid! Absolutely not! ”

Limlu poked the other person’s little head, stopping the other party’s dangerous thought.

“Best friend, you really can’t eat it~” Milim muttered a small mouth, although the best friend said that if she couldn’t eat it, she still wanted to fight for it.

“Okay, make honey bear paws for you at noon today, let go of these poor pandas.”

Limlu said helplessly, Miriam heard that there were honey bear paws and immediately gave up these poor pandas, anyway, as long as there are honey bear paws to eat, she didn’t care much about the rest.

After dealing with Milim, Limlu also walked forward curiously and looked at these cute pandas.

“So soft and cute…”

Maplu hugged a red panda and loved it, and took out apples and other things to feed to the other party.

“Maple Sauce ~” Limru leaned forward, looked at the other party dangerously and said, “Didn’t you just say that I was soft and cute?” How can I transfer affection so quickly and don’t fall in love~”

“Limelu sauce ~” Mapulu has obviously adapted to Limlu’s black belly from time to time, holding the red panda and saying: “These pandas are really cute ~”

“It’s really cute.”

Limlu nodded, involuntarily reached out and gently rubbed the black and white dumplings that were eating the apple.

“Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

The black and white dumplings were not afraid of life, but instead stuck out their tongues and licked the palms of Limlu’s hands.

After licking Limlu, the black and white dumplings obviously froze for a moment, and the next second they actually abandoned their beloved apples, and then grabbed Limlu’s small hand and licked it, while licking and hissing.

The other black and white dough heard the cry and kept moving closer to Limlu in the midst of the puzzled eyes of the crowd, and then… Open lick!

“Wait, don’t lick me, you’re not licking dogs, you’re pandas!”

One lick limelu will find each other cute, two licks are similar, three lick together can also endure, but four together on… When she was ice cream!

I don’t know what Limlu has to lick, a few pandas can’t drive away at all, no temptation is accepted, and they lick Limulu wholeheartedly.

“Stop! Let go of our Lord! ”

Lan Ya saw that Limlu was in an emergency and immediately rushed over anxiously.

“Lan Ya ~” Limlu was moved to tears, Lan Ya is worthy of his good partner!

Lan Ya stopped next to Limlu and then… Stick out your tongue and lick up the Lime dew together!

Limru: “… ∑（0Д0）！ ”

“Only I can lick my Lord, and you can’t wait to lick more than I do!”

“Lan Ya, you are enough!”