Dimensional slime

Chapter 505 Tang Sanzhuang is a good man.!!

At the foot of the Spirit Mountain, Tang Sanzhuang looked at rulai Buddha and others with a proud face, and his eyes stared at each other so deadly, without blinking for half a day.

“Tang Sanzhuang!”

After all, Rulai couldn’t help but take the lead and said, “What do you really want to do when you come to Lingshan?” ”

“Uh huh… If you have been under the Five Finger Mountain for five hundred years, what do you say I am here to do today? ”

Tang Sanzhuang looked at the Buddha and sneered, he hadn’t eaten anything for five hundred years under the Five Finger Mountain, and now that he was out of trouble, he wouldn’t be surnamed Tang if he didn’t eat all the grain stored in the Lingshan Mountain!

“Tang Sanzhuang, don’t think we can’t cure you!”

Ru Lai was trembling with anger and pointed to the Buddhas behind him and said, “There are so many people in our Spirit Mountain, and I have already sent someone to invite the Jade Emperor, if you really dare to do it, we will seal you again under the Five Finger Mountain!” ”

“Uh huh… You’re the one who doesn’t have it? ”

Tang Sanzhuang showed disdain and clapped his hands, and four cute monsters jumped out from behind him…

“Such as… You are not allowed to bully my Master! ”

The little monkey demon who jumped out first was Qingmu Xiu, carrying a stick engraved with the words Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, which Tang Sanzhuang deliberately went to the East Sea Dragon Palace after reading “Journey to the West”.

This little demon monkey incarnation kung fu also did not arrive at home, and there were golden monkey hairs in many places on the body, but it did not look strange, but it looked a little cute.

“Master Brother… That’s the Buddha… We’re going to make roast suckling pig…”

Next to the monkey demon is a pig demon, and the original fat head and big ears are different, this pig demon is also clear-eyed, the body size is only slightly fat field, in general, it can play more than eighty-five points.

The other two youkai had two short horns on their heads, a big fluffy tail on their backs, and a pair of fox ears on their heads, making them want to reach out and pinch them.

These four cute little monsters and the muscular big man Tang Sanzhuang standing together can be described as a sharp contrast, the picture is as disharmonious as it is, and the painting style is completely two people.

“What are you trying to do?” Kill us? ”

Rulai and the others looked at the four little monsters that jumped out and were very speechless, they were really afraid of accidentally beating these little monsters to tears, and then tomorrow the whole world will start to spread the word that The Buddhist big guys bully the children.

“So cute!”

Guanyin Master, you stared directly at the four little monsters, such a cute little monster really wants to catch it and raise it at home!

Ru Lai rolled his eyes helplessly when he found out about Guanyin’s situation, and he had already lost a general here before he could start a war.

“Tang Sanzhuang, if you surrender now, I can still not blame the past.”

The Buddha decided to make a last-ditch effort, but he didn’t hold out much hope.

“Yes.”

Tang Sanzhuang nodded expressionlessly.

“What?!”

The Buddhas also thought that their ears were wrong, and the other party was so direct?!

“Are you sure?”

If the Buddha had looked at each other expectantly, if he didn’t have to beat himself up with his hands and feet in approval!

“Of course surrender is possible.”

Tang Sanzang buttoned his nostrils and continued, “But you must have all three meals.” ”

“……”

Silence, silence, silence… Buddhas, you look at me, I look at you, and then silently pick up your weapon, and look at the Buddha with a determined look.

The Buddha nodded sadly, and then a Palm Buddha slapped it, and shouted loudly in his mouth, “Brothers, drive this scourge out of the Spirit Mountain!” ”

Buddhas, bodhisattvas, arhats… All the Buddhists had used their life’s work to learn, and all kinds of magic techniques had spared no effort to attack Tang Sanzhuang, and this was their determination.

“Hahaha, good to be here!”

Tang Sanzhuang looked up at the sky and laughed three times, did not retreat, but advanced, allowing the heavenly divine power to bombard his flesh, and walked towards Rulai and the others step by step.

Although the strange journey to the west world is a bit funny, but the strength is really strong, such as the Buddha’s palm in the Buddha’s palm contains three thousand small worlds, condensed in one palm, the power of terror produced, so that the whole world has changed color.

If Tang Sanzhuang had just escaped from difficulties, he would have been seriously injured in the face of this blow, but now Tang Sanzang had joined the Dimensional Guild for several years, and his strength had already reached the peak of the Xiaoqian World level, and the Three Thousand Small Worlds could not shake him at all, or even make him pause.

The eyes of Rulai and the others changed from firmness to shock, then from shock to fear, and finally from fear to despair.

“What kind of monster is this guy?”

If the corners of the Buddha’s mouth are bitter, the Buddha Kingdom in the palm of his hand just now is his strongest blow, but he still can’t shake the other party… Forget it, don’t party in private after the big deal, everyone tightens their pants and belts to live!

On the other side, Limlü and the others began to wander around the Spirit Mountain after everyone was gone.

“Dear friend, there is a golden bird here, let’s roast it and eat it!”

Milim somehow caught a big golden bird, and Green Yard rushed to Limlu’s side, trying to get the other party to help make a salt baked bird claw.

“Milim, this is the golden-winged roc eagle, not to be eaten…”

Limlu said helplessly, this golden-winged roc eagle can be said to be Rulai’s maternal uncle, not to mention that the other party already has spiritual wisdom, of course, it is not allowed to eat.

“Eh… Can’t you eat it?”

Millim was suddenly lost, but as an obedient and good child, even if she was a little reluctant, she still let go of the eagle.

“Okay, okay, touch your head.”

Limlu rubbed the other’s little head and said, “When I return to the guild, I will make you something to eat, you can eat whatever you want.” ”

“Best friend~\(≧▽≦)/~”

In addition to the small animals that plagued the Spirit Mountain, The people of Limlu also ran to the Scripture Cabinet of the Spirit Mountain and turned out all the precious scriptures, wanting to see what was written on it.

As a result, just by looking at it, the crowd felt that their heads were big, and they knew every word, but when combined, they didn’t know what they meant, and they were thrown far away in a few seconds.

Out of the Scripture Cabinet, everyone found a Bodhi tree, on which there were many golden bodhi fruits, and these precious spiritual fruits naturally did not escape the clutches of the people and were all plucked.

Subsequently, everyone ran to the foot of Lingshan Mountain and sat on the boulder in the distance, observing the battle here.

“Come on Buddha! Defeat Tang Sanzhuang, the great demon! ”

Mapulu has begun to cheer for the Buddha.

“Oh, huh… Tang Sanzhuang seemed to be about to win. ”

Miriam said as she ate the bodhi fruit, she didn’t care much about who won and who lost.

“Do we want to go up and help the Buddha?”

The little sable cicada said hesitantly, “If Mr. Tang Sanzhuang really defeats Rulai Buddha and others, then I am afraid that Rulai Buddha and others will be hungry for hundreds of years after that~

Although it was true that The Buddha and others had sealed Tang Sanzhuang, if he hadn’t almost eaten the entire Immortal Realm into bankruptcy, the other party wouldn’t have done anything, and in general, it was Tang Sanzhuang’s own fault.

What’s more, the immortal Buddhas here are not only not only good people, but also in charge of the balance of this side of the world, Tang Sanzhuang this guy vented his anger is enough, if he really cripples the gods and immortals here, this side of the world is afraid that it will also fall into a situation of many disasters and difficulties.

“Leave it to me.”

Limlu stretched his waist for a moment, looked at Tang Sanzhuang, who had successfully walked to Rulai’s body in the distance, shook his head, and appeared behind the other party step by step across time and space.

At this time, Tang Sanzhuang was still unaware of the coming crisis, and with one hand he was carrying the Buddha of Rulai and clenching his fist with the other, he said with a sneer: “Rulai, do you know how many mountains I have hit with this fist along the way?” Today I will let you know! ”

“Bang!”

The crisp sound spread all around, and the Buddha who had closed his eyes did not feel the pain for a long time, and opened his eyes in surprise, and saw that Tang Sanzhuang, who had just been mighty, was already lying on the ground on his stomach at this time, and a very large bag was swollen on his head, and behind the other party stood a small blue-haired Lolita, holding an ordinary long stick in his hand, it seemed that the other party had knocked this great scourge unconscious.

“Sorry sorry sorry, I’ll take this guy first, and I won’t let this happen again.”

Limlu apologized to the Buddha, and without waiting for the other party to say anything, he picked up Tang Sanzhuang with one hand, and with the other hand, he put away the four cute little demons and broke through the air.

The Buddha was ignorant of the whole process, and waited until Limru disappeared for a long time before scratching his hair (don’t ask Rulai why he has hair), although he didn’t know what happened, but it seemed that he and others didn’t have to go hungry.

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“Tang Sanzhuang, if you dare to harm those immortals in the future, you will be ready to lose weight in the guild in the future.”

Limru glared at the other side viciously.

“Knowing… Got it, I just eat a little bit more…”

Tang Sanzhuang, who was still arrogant just now, was shrinking in the corner like a little girl at the moment, and this image made the four little demons still think that they were dreaming.

In fact, the men of the union are more or less afraid of Limlu, after all, the thing about the Nympha spring… It’s really scary!

After educating each other, Limlu walked over to the four little youkai and greeted them kindly, “Hello guys!” My name is Limru Tenmpest, and I am the president and mascot of this union, so I will ask for more advice in the future! ”

“Hello, my name is Sun Xiaokong, and I am a monkey demon.”

“My name is Pig Xiaoneng, and I am a pig demon.”

“Is this guy’s naming level a schoolboy?”

Limlu heard this name and twitched at the corner of his eye, very suspicious of whether Tang Sanzhuang’s guy had a kindergarten diploma.

“That… Can I call you Sister Limru? ”

The little fox demon said, “My name is Su Ling, and I am a fox demon.” ”

“Of course you can, it’s a pleasure to meet Ling’er!”

Limlu naturally smiled and agreed, and very familiarly reached out and pinched the two soft little ears on each other’s heads… It feels great!

The last little youkai is a white dragon, and its name is called White Dragon… Sorry, I just accidentally overestimated Tang Sanzhuang’s cultural level, which is too high to say that prenatal education is too high!

After getting to know each other, Limlu curiously asked about the origin of several of their demons, and as a result, this question greatly changed Tang Sanzhuang’s image in Limlu’s mind.

Sun Xiaokong is a very ordinary monkey demon, due to greed and accidentally fell off the cliff, he should have died, but he met Tang Sanzhuang, the other party made a big fuss before saving him, and then felt that there was a chance to directly accept him as a big apprentice.

Pig Xiaoneng is a kind pig demon, who originally lived peacefully in the mountains, but one day he encountered a group of demon hunters, and when he was about to be slaughtered, he met Tang Sanzhuang, and after being saved by him, he voluntarily worshiped under him.

Su Ling’s experience was almost the same as that of Pig Xiaoneng, who was also caught by the demon hunters, and if he had not met Tang Sanzhuang in time, he would have been sold to some kilns at this moment.

Bai Xiaolong was not originally a dragon, but a white snake, and after meeting Tang Sanzhuang, he was also adopted as an apprentice by him, and helped him successfully transform the snake into a dragon.

“I didn’t expect that you, the big old man, had done a good job.”

Limlu looked at Tang Sanzhuang with great satisfaction.

“We also like to eat this one shortcoming, in terms of character I am a good person among good people!”

Tang Sanzhuang couldn’t help but be arrogant as soon as he was exaggerated, and the speed of this change was so fast that Li Mulu couldn’t help but roll his eyes.

“Forget it… What you want to eat today depends on the good things you have done, and today I will make you a big meal. ”

“What a drop! That feeling is good! I don’t eat much, as long as steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roast goose, braised salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flowers, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su pan, smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight treasure pig, rice stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail,…… Brine goose, brine shrimp, etc., these dishes are enough for a hundred servings each. ”

“Suddenly I don’t want to do it, or I will crush you under the Five Finger Mountain and let you repent and repent!” (▼へ▼メ) “At this time, Limlu finally understood the suffering of the Buddha.