Dimensional slime

Chapter 403 You are obviously not Guan Yu and Zhang Fei!!!

“Second brother and third brother, I really don’t have any problems with Kong Ming!”

“Well, we believe in you!”

“If you believe me, don’t give me that perfunctory look!”

Liu Bei roared madly inside.

Obviously, it is just a very simple thing, why have you got this status now? Do you really want him to jump into the Yellow River to prove his innocence?

Liu Bei’s heart was haggard, but today he had to explain this matter clearly no matter what, if this matter was passed out, he and Brother Kong Ming would probably become celebrities like Situ Wang Yun, who were well known throughout the country…

“Hello guys!”

At this moment, a cute voice came into the ears of everyone.

“What man?! How dare you pretend to be a ghost here! ”

Zhang Fei’s heart was shocked, and his eyes swept around sharply, trying to find the figure of the other party.

Guan Yu’s momentum also soared, and if someone could get so close to them without any reaction, the strength of the other party was probably a bit strong.

“They’re on the roof!”

Zhuge Liang looked at the shaking shadow in front of him and successfully judged the position of the comer.

Liu Bei’s three men immediately looked upwards, and at the same time tacitly surrounded Zhuge Liang in a triangular array in the center.

“Who’s coming!” What does it mean to hide on a beam? Have the guts to come down! ”

Zhang Fei squinted his eyes and roared.

Due to the sunlight, Liu Beisan could not see the figure of the comer clearly, but he could vaguely recognize that there should be four people on the other side.

“Come down, come down, when we are afraid that you will not succeed!”

As soon as the words fell out, these figures jumped off the roof, looking up at each other proudly.

After the three brothers of Liu Guanzhang clearly saw the figure on the other side, they were all stunned in the same place, their eyes were full of disbelief, and their guarded actions were unconsciously relaxed.

“You guys… Which girl is it? What’s the point of running here? ”

Liu Bei frowned and asked, what are these girls doing running to this desolate wilderness? And this dressed… What is the system?

“Hum hum hum…”

Milim wrapped his hands around him and said proudly, “We came here to catch you, so let’s grab it obediently!” ”

“What?”

Zhang Fei raised an eyebrow, looking at the girl in front of him who was barely taller than his waist height, he doubted where the courage of the other party came from, and he actually said wild words, wanting to catch himself and the other three?

“Hahahahaha…”

Zhuge Liang did not lose his smile, waving a lupine fan and said personably: “A few little girls, you still have to go back and forth, these three people next to me are not something you can deal with.” ”

“Are you looking down on us?”

Lu Lingqi couldn’t help but hear this.

“This girl, I’m not looking down on you.”

Liu Bei hugged his fist and said, “It’s just that I am skilled in martial arts, if you really move your hands, I’m afraid that your fists and feet will hurt you without eyes.” ”

“It’s just…”

Zhang Fei also echoed at the side: “As far as your small body is concerned, I am really afraid of accidentally hurting you, otherwise I will not cry and run home to file a complaint?” Hahahahaha…”

“This villain is so disgusting!”

The little mink cicada angrily revealed its small tiger teeth.

“Best friends… Can this guy beat half to death in a moment? ”

Milim clenched his small fist and stared viciously at Zhang Fei, who was still laughing.

“A little lighter…”

Limru reminded.

“Understand!”

Zhang Fei smiled for half a day and finally stopped, seeing that the four people on the other side were all staring at themselves tightly for a while and felt a little uneasy.

“A few little girls, you should go home early, now the world is uncertain, a few so beautiful people outside will inevitably be targeted by bad people.”

Guan Yu stood up and exhorted.

“Don’t say it!”

Milim waved his hand, pointed at Zhang Fei’s nose and said, “Today I don’t beat this stupid big guy to the point where I don’t even know my mother, I’ll do it for three days… Two… Don’t eat good food for an hour! ”

“Yo?! No less daring! ”

Zhang Fei narrowed his eyes and decided to give this little girl a little color to see.

Milim snorted coldly with his mouth, and casually drew a black iron rod and attacked the other side.

“Since that’s the case, then I’ll let you know your Grandpa Zhang today!”

Zhang Fei stood up without fear, he was going to let the other party know what is called the gap in strength today.

Milim jumped up and smashed the iron rod directly at Zhang Fei’s head, and his body was full of flaws.

Zhang Fei naturally could not be stopped by such a move, and took a half step back to easily dodge the attack, while reaching out and grabbing the iron rod and holding it firmly.

“Hahaha… Are you just so skilled? ”

Zhang Fei said triumphantly, but he did not see Milim smile as he succeeded in his plot…

Three thousand electric batons: Tony Stark’s work when he was bored, capable of generating extremely high non-hazardous voltages, turning each other to death and bringing them back to life, I heard that they were specifically used to deceive Rogers.

“Bye-bye~” Miriam gave an angelic smile, and then pressed the current switch without emotion.

Zhang Fei suddenly felt bad while the other party was smiling, but before he could react, a powerful electric current entered his body along his arm.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Zhang Fei’s hair immediately stood upside down, and the whole person turned into a hedgehog, and it was still the kind that was bouncing around.

Guan Yu and the others who were watching the battle suddenly changed their faces, and they did not expect that Zhang Fei, who had exploded in strength, had become like this in just one turn.

“What magic did you use?!” Let go of my brother! ”

Guan Yu shouted loudly and immediately reached out and grabbed Zhang Fei, trying to pull the other party back.

Thereupon… Bundy number +1.

“Uh huh…”

Miriam covered her small mouth and let out a queen-like laugh: “Oops… Look, don’t you still have to teach people a lesson? Why don’t you talk now? Is electrotherapy not comfortable enough? ”

“Whoa whoa whoa

Zhang Feiguanyu and Guan Yu were completely speechless by the electricity, and only a vague sound could be emitted from their mouths.

“This woman, I Liu Bei are here to make a compensation for them, can you let go of my brother?”

Liu Bei’s heart was extremely anxious, his brother could not have lost it!

“(⊙o⊙)What?”

The four people listened stunned and looked at Liu Bei one after another.

“The two of them are Guan Yu Zhang Fei?”

Limlu pointed to the two people who were still bouncing and asked in disbelief.

“Exactly.”

“Who are you lying to?”

The little sable cicada wrinkled his nose and said, “How can these two people be Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, it doesn’t look like it at all?” ”

“Exactly.”

Limlu nodded in agreement and looked at Liu Bei with questioning eyes.

“They are indeed Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, just like this.”

“When you think this is the Chronicle of the Three Kingdoms of the Youth?” If you want to deceive us, you must also deceive us with reasonable evidence, right? ”

Limlu rolled her eyes, pointed to Zhang Fei lying on the ground, and said, “Look at this guy, his skin is white and tender, he looks handsome, where is there a little bit of Zhang Fei’s appearance?” It’s not black and it’s not ugly, and the young Three Kingdoms Don’t dare to paint like this, okay? ”

“Huh? What do you mean? ”

Liu Bei’s face was blindfolded, why did Zhang Fei have to look ugly and black? What is the Chronicle of the Three Kingdoms?

“That… Brother Kong Ming, do you know what the other side is talking about? ”

“I don’t know… I’ve never heard of the Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms? ”

Kong Ming was also black-eyed, he had heard countless books in this world, but this young man’s Romance of the Three Kingdoms was unheard of.

Limlu patted Milim’s shoulder and asked the other party to temporarily stop the electrotherapy for Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

The two who were successfully rescued collapsed on the ground, gulping in the hard-won fresh air.

“Are you Zhang Fei, Guan Yu?”

Limlu crouched down and asked.

“I don’t change my name and sit down and don’t change my surname, Yanren Zhang Fei, Zhang Yide is also!”

Zhang Fei was full of pride.

“Who are you to blame?”

Milim pointed at the other’s nose and said, “Even a handsome guy like you deserves to be Zhang Fei?” Don’t look in the mirror to see yourself, where are you and Zhang Fei like! ”

“Are you praising me or hurting me… Wait, how come I’m not like Zhang Fei?! Zhang Fei doesn’t look like me? ”

“Zhang Fei should look like this.”

The little mink cicada pulled out a picture scroll of Zhang Fei, and an ugly and black bearded figure jumped on the paper, which had nothing in common with the person in front of him.

“What does this mean?! I don’t look like this! This is nothing more than an insult to my personality! ”

Looking at the portrait, Zhang Fei let out an angry roar.

“Boom…”

Liu Bei Guanyu and others did not smile rudely, you must know that the third brother has always been very smelly and beautiful, most of the time he thinks of himself as a beautiful man.

“Third brother…”

Guan Yu said with a smile, “This image is quite distinctive… I think it’s a good fit for you! ”

“Second brother, maybe you’re not much better than me.”

Zhang Fei glanced at the other party.

“Cough cough cough…”

Guan Yu was choked for a moment, and his heart could not help but worry about his image in the hearts of others, if he was like the third brother, he would not live.

In the eyes of everyone’s expectation, the little sable cicada once again took out a portrait of Yu Yu, a long beard and a red face, plus the green dragon robe on his body, and the green dragon crescent knife in his hand, calling a martial saint was not excessive.

“Abominable!”

Zhang Fei looked at this heroic portrait and was indignant in his heart, why did he look at that disgraced color? The second brother is so handsome?

“Not bad, much better than the third brother.”

Guan Yu was relieved, but the figures in this painting had almost no similarities in appearance except for the same weapons and clothes as him.

“Look where you look!”

Limlu pointed to the characters on this portrait and said: “There is not the slightest commonality, one face is not red and the other is black, this is not an idol film, quickly say where Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are!” ”

“I’m really Zhang Fei, you believe me!”

“It’s really Guan Yu in the next, there is no falsehood!”

With a burst of arguments from the two, coupled with the help of Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei next to them, the four Limulu people reluctantly accepted this fact, not that they deliberately embarrassed these two people, but that the two were too different from the descriptions in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Guan Yu was fine, but no one dared to imagine that Zhang Fei was actually a beautiful man, or a particularly handsome one!