Dimensional slime

Chapter 395 This Lü Bu is a bit handsome!!!

“Are you… Is it the Buddha of your world? ”

“……… I’m Lü Bu. ”

“Your name is Lü Bu?” Your Buddha’s name is different from the name of the Buddha of our world! ”

“…… I’m really not a Buddha, I don’t have a dime relationship with Buddhism! ”

“Less deception, if you don’t come to the Buddha, why did you keep a rulai Buddha’s hairstyle?” Don’t tell me that this is because I like it, how ugly this hairstyle is, I Tang Sanzhuang is not an easy person to be deceived! ”

Lü Bu looked at Tang Sanzhuang, who identified himself as the Buddha of Rulai, and looked at LiMulu, who was chatting with his daughter Lü Lingqi not far away.

“Don’t look over, don’t look over, don’t look…”

Limlu was weak at the moment, pretending not to see it, and continued to chat with Lu Lingqi and a few people… Although Lü Bu’s hairstyle was indeed made by himself, he couldn’t blame himself! If Lü Bu hadn’t had to hold on, she wouldn’t have beaten the other party like this!

“Sister Limru, why did you beat my father?”

Lu Lingqi asked incomprehensibly.

“It’s all a good thing Milim did.”

Limlu sighed and rubbed someone’s little head, and said truthfully, “Brother Lü is not the first fierce general of the Three Kingdoms, so Milim wants to see how powerful Brother Lü is… Facts have proved that Brother Lü is really powerful, the degree of perseverance and perception of danger are far more than ordinary people, it can already be said that it has reached an extraordinary realm, and indeed it is not worthy of the name of the first martial general of the Three Kingdoms. ”

“This reason is really…”

Lu Lingqi smiled stiffly, although her father was strong, but it was only in the category of ordinary people, on the battlefield, it could only kill about a thousand people at most, compared with this group of people in the guild who could destroy the world at every turn.

However, hearing Limlu’s evaluation, Lü Lingqi was still very proud, after all, their world was only an ordinary world, and Lü Bu could almost reach the limit of combat power that could be achieved in that world with one enemy and a thousand, which was unparalleled in the world!

“It is really a lot to thank Your Excellency Limru for what I have said about me, and it seems that I, Lü Bu, am not useless.”

Lü Bu walked over to the shape of the Buddha’s head and thanked Limlu with a fist, but his eyes were still full of resentment when he looked at LiMu.

“That… No, nothing! Hehehehe—” Limru waved her hand and let out a heartless laugh.

“Poof…”

Lü Bu heard this sound and frowned, and a pair of tiger eyes stared at his precious daughter who was sitting on the sofa.

“Father… I really didn’t mean it… But your hairstyle is really… Can’t hold back! ”

Lu Lingqi endured it extremely hard, and her little face was red.

“……”

Lü Bu’s old face was pitch black, and he wondered if he had recently spoiled this little girl too much, and it was time to have a good spanking!

Lü Lingqi looked at Lü Bu’s dark face, and hurriedly took Limlu next to her into her arms as her shield, while looking at her old father pitifully.

“That’s it… If you want to laugh, laugh. ”

Lü Bu completely gave up the treatment, and he wanted to laugh when he saw this hairstyle, let alone others.

“Then we’re welcome… Hahahahahahahaha

Millim, who had been holding back for a long time, immediately let out a shocking laugh after Lü Bu finished speaking, and the mink cicadas and others who did not want to laugh were also affected by this laughter and laughed together.

Lü Bu shook his head helplessly, not caring about the laughter, and then sat down across from Limlu and asked Limlu some questions about the union.

Limlu dutifully explained the various situations of the union to the other side, and also gave Lü Bu some ways and knowledge about cultivation.

“Brother Lü, do you remember the three people who fought with you at Tiger Pass?”

Limru asked as she drank the juice.

For these three heroes, she said that she very much wanted to pull those three people into the guild!

And her ambitions are not only that, except for Liu Guanzhang’s three brothers, Boss Cao, Sun Zhongmou, Big Qiao, Little Qiao, Zhuge Liang, Zhen Ji… Wait for all the heroes of the Three Kingdoms is her real goal!

The thought of being able to pull all the heroes of the Three Kingdoms into the guild made Limlu a little excited.

“The three people who fought with me at Tiger Prison Pass?”

Lü Bu began to think, and quickly determined the goal.

“Are you talking about three middle-aged men, one holding a double sword, one holding a Green Dragon Crescent Blade, and one using the Zhangba Snake Spear?”

“Right, right, it’s the three of them!”

Limru nodded his head quickly.

“If I’m not mistaken, you’re trying to pull the three of them into the guild, right?”

Lü Bu guessed accurately.

“Hee-hee… All three of them are very famous historical figures like you! ”

Limru did not hide his purpose in the slightest.

“Those three are indeed heroes.”

Lü Bu nodded, even he did not dare to fight with the three of them together, if the other party was a nameless person, then what did he Lü Bu get?

Just as several people were about to chat for a while, a wave of space suddenly came from the side, attracting Limlu’s attention to them.

“Gollum la la la Karp, has this guy changed his mind lately? How has it been so much ingenuity! Now Wang Yun and that guy are probably going to fall into despair, right? ”

The tall figure of the white beard slowly emerged, even if the white beard did not release the force, it had already made Lü Bu next to him feel a strong sense of oppression.

“I Lü Bu will definitely become as powerful as this giant in the future!”

Feeling oppressed, Lü Bu not only did not fear, but secretly made up his mind in his heart, and his eyes also burned with fierce war will!

“Yo! Boy your eyes are pretty good! ”

Whitebeard felt Lü Bu’s gaze and couldn’t help but praise Lü Bu.

“In the lower Lü Bu, dare you ask the emperor if he can tell the daimyo?”

Lü Bu arched his hand.

“Oh? Are you Lü Bu? That three-surnamed house slave?! ”

Whitebeard was immediately displeased when he heard the other party call himself Lü Bu, and whitebeard, an unfaithful and unrighteous person like the other party, was very despised!

Lü Bu was told this by the white beard, and his face was suddenly heavy a little, but he did not return his mouth.

“You are not allowed to say that about my father!”

Lu Lingqi stood up angrily.

“My father was the world’s first warrior!” It’s not a three-surnamed house slave! ”

“Ding Yuan’s bastard is just like treating my father like a servant!” My father fought for him year after year, scarred and innumerable dangers, but he did not get the reward he deserved! As for the Righteous Father… That’s just Ding Yuan’s bastard since…”

“Enough!”

Lü Bu shouted loudly and stopped Lu Lingqi, who still wanted to continue speaking.

“Father! It’s not your fault! Why do you have to endure! ”

Tears flickered in Lu Lingqi’s eyes.

In the face of Lü Lingqi’s questioning, Lü Bu was unusually calm, and said slowly: “After all, Ding Yuan was killed by me, and the eldest husband should dare to be bold and admit it.” ”

“Eh? Are you not Ding Yuan’s righteous son? ”

Limru asked.

“Sister Limru, as an eight-foot boy, how can my father recognize others as fathers?” That was just Ding Yuan’s self-proclaimed, and Dong Zhuo was no more than that. ”

Lu Lingqi explained.

“Then why don’t you explain it to the world?”

Whitebeard didn’t understand Lü Bu’s approach, and since he wasn’t his own righteous father, why didn’t he explain it?

“Is my explanation useful?”

Lü Bu said self-deprecatingly: “I now tell the people of the world that Ding Yuan is not my righteous father, how many people in the world will believe it?” I said that Dong Zhuo is not my righteous father, how many people in the world will believe it? If I dare to say, is there any other purpose than to make my unkind and unjust name more victorious? ”

Whitebeard and Limlu and the others looked at each other, and the other side said that this was really the truth.

“I’m very sorry! Just now the old man was disrespectful! ”

Whitebeard also understood that he had wrongly blamed Lü Bu and apologized to him very solemnly.

“No problem, I’m used to it in the next.”

Lü Bu didn’t care much, as long as his body was afraid of the world’s comments!

After this debate, Lü Bu’s image in the guild was also greatly improved, and it also made everyone understand that the image in the TV series could not be taken completely seriously, after all, each world has its own world.

“By the way, old white, what were you talking about?” Uncle Karp changed his head? ”

Limru tilted her head and asked.

“Hahahahahaha… I declare that from now on I am a low-IQ group who has left the union! ”

Karp announced with a spring breeze on his face.

“Do you want to join us?” Become a scientist? ”

Tony Stark shook his glass and looked at Cap in surprise and asked.

“Just because I’m out of the low-IQ crowd doesn’t mean I don’t want to join you perverts.”

Karp quickly shook his head, even if he had nine more heads, he would not be able to compare to this group of intelligent perverted guys!

“Who are the low-IQ people referring to?”

Chiana asked very unconsciously.

“Well, this… Well…”

Bud’s smooth forehead couldn’t help but sweat, how could she answer to gently tell the other party without hitting Chiana that she was a member of the low-IQ crowd?

“Karp, what the hell is going on?”

Sengoku stood up and asked.

“Hey hey hey… Come and show you something exciting! ”

Karp let out an eerie laugh and pulled out one scroll after another and sent it to everyone present.

After Limlu got the book, she looked through it with the little sable cicada and the others.

“I’m going! That’s pretty exciting! ”

“That’s perverted too!”

“What the hell are you guys doing?”

“It’s so fierce!”

As soon as the page opened, it immediately caused the people present to exclaim one after another, but the most surprised person present should be the little mink cicada!

“This is the Righteous Father?!”

The little sable cicada swallowed in disbelief, and the righteous father, who usually looked very serious, actually dressed like this, and put on so many poses… Shame to the extreme!

“That’s right, this is Wang Yun!”

Karp grinned widely and told everything about what he and the others had done.

“The costumes were provided by me, the action was designed by Whitebeard, and Roger was in charge of the photography.”

“We bound forty pictures into one, then copied them in large quantities and published them widely across the country! Now Wang Yun’s career is completely cold! ”

“Uncle Karp, you guys are a little too much…”

The little sable cicada sighed and said that deep inside she still couldn’t completely let go of Wang Yun, although the other party was not too good to herself, and she had raised herself for a few years after all.

“Mink cicada sauce, this guy has a human face and an animal heart, and he deserves this lesson!”

Milim hugged the little mink cicada and persuaded, “Who made this guy want to sacrifice you to Dong Zhuo’s kind of bastard!” If he weren’t your righteous father, I would have killed him with a mouthful of dragon inflammation!” ”

“And this is actually not bad for Wang Yun!”

Limlu closed the album with hot eyes and analyzed: “Now that this thing has been passed out, I think Wang Yun will resign his official position and go home in a few days at most, which can also be regarded as avoiding the deceit in the official arena and enjoying the blessings of Qing.” ”

Hearing Limlu say this, Sable Cicada’s heart felt much better.