Dimensional slime

Chapter 345 The Bull’s Head and horse’s face are autistic.!!

The dark and long road spreads endlessly into the distance, with no end in sight.

At this moment, a giant wolf with a single horn was running wildly on this road, and there were several shadows sitting on its back.

“Is this the way to the underworld?”

The little god asked expressionlessly.

“It should be true, is this road called Huangquan Road?”

Limru replied, secretly rubbing the other’s little face by the way.

“Can you not rub my face?”

The little god was still expressionless.

“Sorry, sorry, Shen Wu Sauce is so cute, I can’t help it.”

Although Limlu was verbally saying sorry, the movements in her hands did not have the slightest intention of stopping, and Shen Wu sauce could only endure silently under the obscenity of the other party.

“Limelu Sauce, why are we going to the Underworld?” Doesn’t it look like there’s nothing fun there? ”

Mapru put her head on the other’s shoulder and asked.

“Hey hey hey hey…”

Limlu smirked twice.

“The bones of Inuyasha’s old father, General Inuyasha, are still in the Underworld!”

“Wow!”

Maplelu nodded immediately and clearly.

“We used to bring The Dog Admiral back to life!”

“Not only that.”

Limru stretched out his little finger and shook it slightly, and said, “I ask you, what are the three swords of General Inuyasha made of?” ”

“Are you talking about innate teeth, iron teeth and clump teeth?” Made of what…”

Mei Puluxiu frowned slightly, and then suddenly said, “It’s the teeth of General Inuyasha!” So you shouldn’t think… Good or bad! ”

“Thanks for the compliment!”

A certain slime has completely admitted that he is a bad slime, according to this situation… Summoning shura armor in the future will not run out of power!

“We’re trying so hard to resurrect The Dog General, we have to pay a little bit… Knock on a few teeth and believe that the other party will not mind very much! ”

Rimlu rubbed her hands expectantly.

Although the swords made by those teeth are of no use to her, it is the same as the otaku buyer’s hand, whether it is useful or not, buy it home as a decoration!

She used to be an otaku… Should it be called Rotten Girl now? Regardless of those, anyway, Limlu just wants to create a few identical natural teeth, iron teeth, etc. to take home, collect the king she made up!

Mapru and Shenwu have no opinion on this, especially Mapulu, according to the principle of seeing the share, when the time comes, she can also get a few natural teeth and iron teeth, take it to cosplay!

Subsequently, Limlu concentrated on bullying Xiao Shenwu, and Mapulu sat behind the other party to eliminate the small snacks, and the group was incomparably harmonious.

“My Lord!”

Lan Ya suddenly stopped and said to Limlu, “The gate of the underworld has arrived!” ”

When Limlu heard the sound, she looked ahead, and not far away there was a dark gate that was 100 meters high, and the door was also carved with some intricate patterns.

On both sides of this gate, there are bull heads and horse faces with weapons, and their mission is to officially keep all living creatures out of the underworld.

“What a man!”

The Minotaur was the first to spot them and shouted, “The living are forbidden to enter the Underworld!” Don’t retreat yet! ”

“Lan Ya.”

Limlu patted the tooth underneath, and the other party understood and slowly paced past.

Holding a huge soldier in his hand, Ma Mian stood in a row with the bull’s head, and threatened in a loud voice: “Living people, if you dare to get closer, don’t blame us for killing you!” ”

Limlu did not care about the threats of both sides, and jumped off the teeth with Maplu and Shen Wu, walked over to the two of them, and looked at both sides curiously.

“You are the bull’s head and the horse’s noodles?”

Limru asked.

“Oh? I didn’t expect that mortals would also know the names of the two of us! ”

When the Minotaur saw that they actually knew themselves, he immediately said with great pride, “Yes, we are the guardians of the Underworld, Minotaur Horse Noodles!” ”

“Why are you guarding the underworld?” Do you have a boss? ”

Mapru stood up and asked curiously.

“The amount… No, we guard the underworld because it is our mission! ”

Ma Mian paused, and then said proudly, this is the imprint that has been engraved in the depths of his soul since he was born.

“Do you have a salary?”

Limlu asked the first soul question.

“…… Not… Nothing…”

The bull’s head said these two words intermittently, and the face seemed to turn slightly red.

“If there is no salary, then there should be some benefits, right?”

The pure Maprue succeeded in inducing a second soul question.

“Nothing…”

The horse’s voice seemed a little muffled.

“There are no wages and benefits, so there should be holidays, right?”

Limru asked again.

“No holidays… We must be here all the time. ”

Minotaur felt his heart being stabbed hard, and he was a little depressed.

“Wouldn’t you?!”

Mapru looked at minotaur in shock and said in disbelief, “Don’t you have nothing in this job!” So why are you doing this job? ”

“We didn’t think about it…”

Minotaur Had an urge to vomit blood at this moment.

“So pathetic…”

Limlu was a wolf, including Shen Wu looking at the minotaur horse’s face with sympathy, like this kind of dutiful subordinate who did not want anything, it was simply the boss’s favorite!

The first time they were looked at by that kind of gaze, the bull’s head and the horse’s face couldn’t help but blush a little, they never thought that as the guards of the underworld, they would one day be treated like this by the eyes of the living people, this is not humiliation, this is simply humiliation!

“In fact, our work is still beneficial, such as… For example…”

Minotaur wanted to refute it, searching hard in his mind for the benefits he had gained over the millennia, but the facts in his mind told him that everything the other person said was true.

“Like what?”

Limlu tilted her head and asked, the other party hadn’t said anything for half a day.

Minotaur: “…… Which pot does not open which pot is it? Don’t see that we can’t say it? Don’t know how to take care of our feelings? ”

Minotaur, who had been hit hard again, walked to the side of the gate and crouched down, the two of them wanted to be quiet… Don’t ask who Jingjing is!

“Are you all right?”

Limlu felt that these two guys might have some psychological problems, which should not have been made by them… Right?

“Ignore us and let’s be quiet for a while.”

The bull turned his head and said lifelessly.

“Eh?”

Limru was stunned and tentatively asked, “But we are going into the underworld?” Won’t you stop it? ”

“I don’t want to block it, I say it as if I’m blocking you from having a salary… I want to go in on my own. ”

Ma Mian said self-deprecatingly, and then sighed in the same place with the minotaur brother.

“Amount…”

Limru scratched her hair in embarrassment and said to the people behind her, “Did we do something bad?” They seem to be depressed…”

“But how many questions did we ask?”

Maplewall felt it wasn’t their fault.

“Why don’t you give them some little gifts?” Just a tourist ticket into the underworld? ”

Limlu thought for a moment and said.

“I’ll go get them two cans of wine!”

Mapru volunteered, and then ran to the minotaur.

In the other’s doubtful eyes, Mapru took out two large wine cans that were five meters high from the small pocket and placed them in front of the two of them.

“Mr. Minotaur, Mr. Ma Mian, thank you for letting us go to the underworld, these cans of wine should be gifts to you!” The bottle will be filled automatically, and you will never be able to drink it all! Just be our tour ticket! Goodbye! ”

After handing them the wine, Mapru waved at the two and ran back and jumped on Lan Ya’s body.

After Mei Pulu came up, Lan Ya ran through the gate of the Underworld, and the figure slowly disappeared in it.

Minotaur looked at the bottle in his hand and bowed his head, as if he were thinking about something.

“Old horse, I have an idea…”

“Old cow, I have an idea too!”

The two looked at each other and smiled, took the wine can in their hands and touched each other, grunting and taking a big sip.

Maplewood didn’t know how much the two cans of wine she had sent had changed the world.

A few years later, Minotaur Ma Mian established the “Difu Entertainment Group”, where the living can enter the underworld as long as they pay a certain price, and as long as they do not bring the dead out, they can meet their relatives here.

After hundreds of years of development, “Difu Entertainment Group” has become the world’s largest tourism company, receiving only tens of thousands of customers per year, but the GDP of the entire world has increased by nearly two percentage points!

And minotaur and ma mian successfully became CEOs, married Bai Fumei, and embarked on the peak of ghost life!

Of course, this is all an afterthought.

After entering the gate, the vast and endless underworld appeared in front of everyone’s eyes.

The barren mountains rise and fall, and the air mass that looks like clouds and mist makes the whole land look confused, and there is a hazy beauty from above.

“Click~”

“Maplu, what are you doing with the pictures?”

Limru asked back.

“I think it’s very beautiful here, and I broke up a photo, which is very memorable!”

Maplee smiled, then pulled out a photo album and put the photo into it.

“Does Maplelow still have this hobby?” Pretty good! ”

Limru said approvingly.

“What is a photo?”

God asked without a word.

“Hey hey hey…”

Limlu wanted to scare and frighten the other side.

“The photo is the kind of evil spell that can seal the soul of the other party into it!” It’s horrible, it’s terrible…”

“Your face is full of lies, and God will not believe you.”

God looked back expressionlessly.

“Eh…”

Watching the other party’s performance Limlu was very disappointed.

“Lime dew sauce, you are really not suitable for scary.”

Maplee smiled and poked the other person’s face and said, “Your face is really not threatening, if you want to scare people, it should be better to replace it with a slime.” ”

“Mapru, do you believe that I can scare you like this?”

Limlu smiled non-threateningly.

“Of course not! My guts are big, big! ”

Mei Pulu proudly raised her small head, thinking that she dared to throw anything into her mouth, and Bei Ye was not worth mentioning in front of her!

“I won’t make you snacks in the future…”

“Eh! Σ（Д； What a horror! “