Dimensional slime

Chapter 331 Iwatani Shobun… Miss?!!

After a period of very procedural explanations, Iwatani Naofumi finally understood what kind of existence the Dimensional Guild really was.

“The unions that connect countless worlds…”

Iwatani swallowed his spit and said bitterly, “I didn’t expect that an ordinary otaku like me could one day join this kind of guild, and I really can’t believe it.” ”

“Actually, you’re not an otaku right away.”

Limru smiled and said, “If you hadn’t joined the guild, you would have become a legendary warrior by now!” ”

Naofumi Iwatani: “Whatfuck?! ［0_0？ ］”

Looking at the other person’s expression that you are joking with me, Limlu smiled and said, “I recommend you to watch the anime “Shield Warrior List”, I believe you will feel very interesting!” ”

Looking at Limru’s slightly ill-intentioned smile, Iwatani Shobun had a chill on his back and asked stiffly, “Is there anything special about that anime?” ”

“Nothing!”

Lim said kindly, which made Iwatani Feel Relieved.

“It’s just about your life experience later!”

Iwatani Shofumi froze in place, and then quickly opened the guild interface and began to watch the “Shield Warrior List”.

As the anime plot unfolds, Iwatani’s mouth opens wider and wider, and he seems to be completely unable to believe these life experiences and is lost on the road of life.

After watching for a while, Shengzha and the others walked over with a few bottles of colored potions as if they were protecting their most cherished items.

“It’s up to you!”

Saint Za and the others solemnly handed these potions to Limru’s hands.

“Don’t you have to be so solemn?” Even if you fall and make a few bottles, isn’t that right? ”

Limru grumbled silently in his heart.

As a result, after a few bottles of potions, Limlyu began to operate the god of wisdom, and a pair of golden eyes turned into brilliant colors at this moment.

Under these eyes, everything dissolves into an infinite chain of rules intertwined, and the door of truth opens unreservedly to Limru at this moment!

The God of Wisdom is running at full speed, the law composition of several bottles of potions is constantly analyzed, and the mode of operation of each law, the connection with other laws, and so on are recorded by Limru.

It only took a few seconds for all the parsing to be completed.

Limru took a deep breath, taking the structure of the law in his mind as the original, and began to reverse the composition of the antidote through the god of wisdom.

After a few minutes, Limlu suddenly opened his eyes, and now his eyes turned golden again.

Smiling slightly at Shengzha and the others, Limulu casually conjured up a large cloud of dark but fragrant liquid, as long as the analysis was completed, it was not too simple to create such a thing!

“This is… Antidote? ”

Shirayuki looked at the pitch-black object and asked with a frown.

“Done!”

Limru looked at his work with satisfaction, then conjured up dozens of glass bottles, filled them one by one with these black potions, and finally handed them to The Saint.

“Drink it! I promise it works! ”

Limru said confidently.

Shengzha and the others were silent for a few seconds, and after some battle between heaven and man, they chose to believe this seemingly kind slime… Anyway, they are all like this now, can the situation be worse?

“Gollum… Belch! ”

The crowd drank all the potions in a few sips, and then burped together.

After waiting for a few seconds, something magical happened!

Now their smooth scalps grew short strands of hair, and then began to grow wildly under the excitement of Shengzha and the others!

“Finally not bald anymore!”

Kirito was so excited that they were about to cry, Saitama Sensei’s hairstyle was really uncontrollable to the average person, and they didn’t want to!

“Hair, I finally… Wait, how can this hair not stop! ”

“Stop! I don’t want such long hair! ”

“Damn! Don’t give me so fast! ”

“It’s useless to cut it!”

A few minutes later, the union lost more than a dozen bald guys, but dozens more fairy with long hair

“Limru~”

Everyone looked somewhere, but found that the person concerned was long gone.

Saint Za looked around, and then grabbed a certain group of blue jelly that was constantly struggling from under the sofa.

“Don’t you have anything to explain?”

The fairies such as Saint Zhao looked fierce.

“It really has nothing to do with me!”

Blue Jelly anxiously defended: “It will become like this, and it can only be said that the potion made of Einstein sauce is too strong, and I really didn’t do anything bad!” ”

Shengzai and the others were silent, but At this moment, Shiraya was content to look in the mirror, admiring the beautiful man with long hair fluttering in the mirror – he had left long hair before!

“Is there any way?”

Marko asked anxiously, now he only has hair in the middle of his head, if he used to be a killer of Matt, now he is not even as good as killing Matt.

“This… I’m afraid I can only wait for the effect to slowly pass, about a month or so. ”

Limru replied weakly.

“Just a month?”

Kirito couldn’t imagine his month-long hair fluttering, although it was much better than the bald look, but he still couldn’t accept it!

“If you are ashamed, why not take a few sips of my specially made Nyinghua Spring!” Wouldn’t it be humiliating to do so? ”

Limlu praised her cleverness.

“Let’s think of a sentence that can scold you, but will not be forbidden.”

The little fairies collectively took a few deep breaths and calmed their hearts that wanted to curse.

But having said that, between a man with long flowing hair and a woman with long flowing hair, most people still choose the latter from the heart, and then reluctantly take the initiative to drink the Nymph Spring.

“Kirito sauce, do you want to sleep together at night?”

Yasna ran over, picked up Kiriko’s chin, and said seductively.

“Yasna ~” Kiriko has an urge to vomit blood, and the originally cute and well-behaved Yasna sauce is now completely biased by Milim!

“Gollum La La La Marko, don’t you want to go to the permanent Narcissus Fountain of Limru’s bottle? I feel that you look like this a lot of eyes! ”

Whitebeard couldn’t control his emotions at all, and covered his stomach with a wild laugh.

“Daddy ~” Marko was extremely angry, but unfortunately in the female state, there was some playfulness, and it made many people around laugh and fell directly from the chair.

“Brother, you promised to go to a picnic with us today, Dad, Mom, and Sister Quan have been waiting for you for a long time!”

Sasuke ran into the guild with a look of disgust and said to the ferret god.

(Uchiha Izumi, ferret’s girlfriend)

“Do you think I can go today?”

The ferret god looked back with a flat face.

Looking at that beautiful face, the corners of Sasuke’s mouth twitched wildly, and he soothed his forehead and said helplessly, “Why do you drink Nyokozu again?” Is there some kind of interest in this kind of thing…”

Sasuke swallowed as he spoke, and unconsciously took a small step back, looking at the other person with a perverted look.

The ferret’s forehead burst into flames, and flashed to give the other party a violent chestnut, and then pulled Sasuke away angrily.

At this moment, Iwatani Shobun, who had been watching the Shield Warrior, finally fast-forwarded the Shield Warrior and stretched out on the sofa.

“I didn’t expect me to have such a wonderful journey.”

Iwatani Shobun let out a breath of turbidity, there was fear and excitement in his heart, as a otaku family, this journey can be said to be the life they most desire.

After returning to God, Iwatani Shofumi found that there were suddenly dozens of beautiful girls with long hair and fluttering hair in the guild, all of whom were of the level of the Fallen City!

“Do we have so many beautiful women in our union?”

Iwatani Immediately felt that joining the guild was the most correct thing he had done in his life!

“I suggest you just take a look, or you’ll die!”

Limlu’s little head suddenly stepped into his eyes.

“Don’t scare me!”

Iwatani Shobun was frightened out of a cold sweat, and then looked at the beautiful women with some hesitation and said, “Is the price of our guild’s girlfriend so great?” ”

“Oh yes…”

Lim was expressionless.

Just then, two little fairies with long hair flowing hair came over with a few drinks.

“The little brother is new, right?” When my name is Sakata Ginshi, it’s a pleasure to meet you! ”

Silver Sauce said a well-behaved greeting.

“You… Hello! ”

“This little brother is really shy, I am from the beginning, this drink is the welfare of the newcomer, must drink it!”

Miss Zi laiya gently handed the drink to the other party.

“Really… Thank you so much! ”

Iwatani Shobun couldn’t stand the enthusiasm of the two “big beauties” at all, and fell completely into a state of idiotism, and Grunt drank the drink in his hand.

A minute later… Guild Beauties Number Plus One…

“Feel the dangers of the union! Hahahaha…”

He also patted Miss Shangwen’s shoulder and laughed triumphantly.

“Newcomer! Although there is no danger to life in the guild, there is a crisis that is a hundred times more terrifying than death! This is our first lesson for you! ”

Sakata Ginshi looked like I was for your own good.

“President Limru… Is there any procedure for quitting the guild? ”

Iwatani Shofumi looked loveless, and he felt that his life had no light.

“There really isn’t one.”

Limru didn’t know how to answer either.

“Let’s go, little brother! Don’t lose your light because of a little setback! Drink and go! ”

Sakata Ginshi ignored all this, picked up Miss Iwatani Shofumi, and went to drink with Uzumaki.

Limru sighed helplessly, the living environment of the guild is really getting more and more sinister, even her former pure and good slime has gradually become evil because of the existence of the guild… It wasn’t her who was wrong, it was the whole guild!

A slime is still deceiving itself…