Dimensional slime

Chapter 316: Don’t Treat Ghosts as Human!!!

The great river flows to the east, and there is a wide bridge above the river, which connects the two banks closely.

Even though it was night, the vehicles on the bridge were still shuttling.

At the bottom of this bridge, Milim is crouching quietly by the river, looking intently at the surface of this large river, and it seems that there is something very interesting under this water.

“Dear friend, that ghost thing below is a water ghost, right?”

Miriam asked curiously.

At the bottom of the river, a humanoid ghost stared at Milim with his ferocious gaze, his head still with long hair like algae, and the sharp claws and teeth made people shudder.

“Get closer, get closer…”

The water ghost muttered to himself, “Just get a little closer, and I’ll be able to eat a full meal!” ”

“Well, it should be a water ghost.”

Limru said uncertainly, “This is the first time I’ve seen a ghost like this.” ”

Miriam turned her head and looked down again, while pulling out a small notebook and an idiot brush in her own small space.

(Idiot Brush: Dr. Tesla’s proud work, even the most stupid idiot can use this pen to draw first-class master-level works, and the speed of painting is comparable to that of a photocopier!) It is warmly sought after by the vast number of handicapped parties in the guild!

Dr. Tesla: “If you can’t draw a good work with this pen, you still have to find a piece of tofu to shoot yourself!” “）

Limlu looked at Miriam very puzzled, walked over and asked, “Miriam Sauce, what are you doing?” ”

Miriam did not answer immediately, but continued to draw on the paper, and in just a few seconds, a vivid picture of a water ghost jumped on the paper, just like a real water ghost lying there waiting for an opportunity.

Looking at his own work, Milim nodded satisfactorily, and then took the small book, turned back to the proud introduction: “I want to draw a book of ghost knowledge, draw all kinds of ghosts, and then record all the advantages and disadvantages of all their ghosts in it!” ”

“Poof…”

Looking at the scrappy Milim, Limlu and the Nine Ghost Emperor next to him couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

“Best friend ~” Miriam puffed her mouth angrily, and pulled Limlu’s hand and shook it.

“Okay, good, no, no, no!”

Limlu, who was a little dizzy, hurried to beg for forgiveness, and said encouragingly: “I believe that Miriam will be able to write a very, very popular book!” ”

“Of course!”

The praised Miriam cocked her small nose triumphantly, making Limlu can’t help but pinch the other party’s chubby little face.

The movements of the three people were all caught in the eyes of the water ghost under the water, making the approaching water ghost involuntarily stop moving.

“These three guys are a little weird…”

The water ghost looked at them cautiously and thought to himself, “They won’t come to catch me, will they?” Recently, there are more and more exorcists, and it is better to believe that they have it than to believe that they do not have it! If this is caught, the consequences… Forget it, you can’t take any chances, so let’s hide first! ”

Glancing at Limru again, the water ghost carefully returned to the bottom of the river again, in the water his combat power was the strongest, even if the three people came down to catch him, he was not afraid at all!

However, there are some things that you can’t hide if you want to…

“Dear friend, what do you think is wrong with this water ghost?”

Milim asked thoughtfully.

“Water ghosts, water ghosts… This ghost should be in the water to exert its strongest combat power, if it comes up, it should be a good bully! ”

Limlu analyzed.

Millim’s eyes lit up and she hurriedly took out her small notebook to write this down, but she suddenly frowned and stopped moving.

“What’s wrong?”

Limru asked.

“Dear friend, I think we should practice the truth!”

Milim said solemnly, “We can’t be sure that the water ghost’s combat effectiveness in the water will be strong because of this speculation, we should do experiments to determine it!” ”

“Well, so what are you going to do?”

Limru said helplessly.

Miriam turned her head and looked at the river and frowned thoughtfully.

“Yes!”

After a few minutes, Miriam jumped up excitedly and hurriedly told Limru her method.

“It’s not good to do that…”

Limlu wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, feeling that the other party’s method was too… It’s terrible!

“Oops! It’s all about the truth! ”

Miriam held Limlu’s arm for a while, looking like she was crying to you if you didn’t do it.

Limlu was helpless and could only nod her head in agreement, and then a small black jade quietly appeared in the palm of Limlu’s hand…

At the bottom of the river, a water ghost hid under a boulder and was as steady as an old dog.

“If you want to hook me, you dream!”

The water ghost silently nodded a thumbs up for his wit.

“I’ve been a water ghost for decades, if I hadn’t been cautious about ghosts, would I have survived to this day?” Want to catch me dreaming! Eh etc… How did the flow rate of this water suddenly increase? ”

As the water ghost of this river, his control over this river is undoubtedly very high, and he can clearly sense that the water of this river is rushing madly to one place, and the speed is staggering.

“What’s going on?”

The water ghost filled his head with question marks, poked his head out from under the big rock, and looked in the direction of the water flow, but this glance almost scared his soul away!

“Whatfuck？！”

The water ghost looked into the distance with a sluggish gaze and spat out a world-famous sentence.

There, something like a black hole is unleashing unimaginable horror attractions, endless streams of water are being sucked into it, and the surface of the entire river is falling madly!

“Fuck me! What the hell is this?! ”

The water ghost that reacted to it burst into flames, and a strong sense of crisis filled his mind, causing him to explode at his maximum speed without thinking about it, swimming quickly towards the shore.

However, the attraction of this black hole is far beyond imagination, and although the water ghost is extremely fast, under the attraction of this horror, it still continues to slowly approach the black hole.

“I fight!”

Although he didn’t know what it was, the water ghost said that he didn’t want to run inside to have a look, and at this critical juncture, the water ghost’s potential exploded, and he desperately leaned towards the shore.

The black hole was getting bigger and bigger, and the attraction was getting stronger and stronger, but at this time, the water ghost finally swam to the shore, reached out and grabbed a water weed that was deeply rooted in the soil, and stabilized itself here.

“This water ghost is so ugly!”

Suddenly, a pair of pure white shoes came into the eyes of the water ghost, causing him to struggle to look up.

Milim blinked his big pure eyes and looked at the water ghost.

“The energy on the body has become weaker, and it seems that the combat power in the water is really much stronger!”

Miriam observed for a while, nodded, and then carefully recorded it in her own small notebook.

“What fighting power?”

The water ghost had a question mark, but at this moment, he just wanted to be able to get out of here quickly, and the attraction of that black hole was getting bigger and bigger!

“Help me! Pull me along! ”

The water ghost said with pity.

Miriam looked at it for a moment, and then revealed a very gentle smile, which made the water ghost’s dark heart have a trace of light.

“So warm… Decided to eat her a little lighter in a moment! ”

In the expectant gaze of the water ghost, Miriam held out her own little white hand… A handful of water weeds were pulled up!

“Eh?”

The water ghost was stunned, didn’t he let you save me? Do you pluck this water weed dry? Do you have a vendetta against Aquatic Grass?

“Good way to go!”

Miriam said cutely, and then let go of her hand!

“No！”

Losing the fixative effect of the water weeds, the water ghost was immediately sucked back by the black hole, and disappeared into the black hole along with the river.

The river, which had been rushing endlessly, now had only two or three small ponds and a large school of unknown fish.

“Oh, really.”

Limlu withdrew the black hole and came to Milim’s side.

“Dear friend, let’s catch those fish too!” Otherwise, waste is a shameful act. ”

Miriam said with Hadako.

“Got it.”

Limru pinched the other’s little face again, and then with a wave of his hand, he put part of it into the small space, while creating an endless stream of water to fill the river again.

They not only destroyed the water ghosts, but also purified the environment of the river.

Subsequently, Limlu made grilled fish for Milim under the bridge, and the fish of almost half the river did not feed Milim, and Limlu finally took out a little food from his spare canteen, which made Jiuyou and Milim satisfied.

After the round belly has slimmed down, the three of them once again come to the next location, an uninhabited elevator apartment, because there is an elevator ghost in this elevator!

The house has 19 floors, but when you enter the elevator, you will find that this elevator will have an additional 20 floors!

It is rumored that some residents were curious about what was on the 20th floor, so they clicked in, and finally… Nothing was left!

Of course, Milim directly lit the 20th floor, and then when the elevator was about to run, Milim directly dropped dozens of tons of alloy, and the elevator braked at once.

“How many fat people are on the elevator today?”

The elevator ghost who found the elevator stationary was helpless, but he did not want this delicious delicacy to escape, so he directly bit off the cable and wanted to pull the elevator up with his own strength!

Do it yourself, eat and drink!

This elevator ghost should be tug-of-war when it is alive, and it is hard to pull the elevator weighing more than a dozen tons alive!

And then… Milim dropped a large pile of metal again, and the elevator was suspended again.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Angry me too! ”

The elevator ghost fell into madness, and this is a few fat people! When ghosts are not human, can you squeeze them like this?

“If I don’t eat you today, Lao Tzu’s soul will be scattered!”

The elevator ghost swore a poison oath, then directly took off his shirt, tied the cable to his body, and marched forward with difficulty, leaving a deep footprint on the floor with each step… The elevator moves slowly again!

Finally, Limlu they managed to reach the 20th floor!

“I won…”

The elevator ghost roared in the air with bloodshot eyes, and then stared at the elevator door, he wanted to enjoy their goodness while slowly eating them!

“Ding-dong!”

The elevator door slowly opened, revealing Limlu, Milim, and the emaciated Jiuyou.

“what…”

Looking at these few people who are too thin to be able to do it, the elevator ghost’s eyes are sluggish, how did these people get back to this point? They’re not enough for me to plug my teeth, okay?

The elevator ghost looked down and finally saw the small metal block placed on the elevator.

“My Day!”

The elevator ghost was silent for a few seconds, a mouthful of old blood spurted out, and then fell straight to the ground, slamming into countless auras, answering his words… Out of one’s wits!