Dimensional slime

Chapter 308 Foodie Is That Simple.!!

[President] Limlu: “Mr. Tang Sanzhuang, can you come to the union first?” ”

Tang Sanzhuang: “This brother, you are the president, right?” It’s not that I don’t come, I’m now sealed under the Five Finger Mountain and can’t move! ”

[President] Limru: “What? ”

Lin Ai: “[0_0?] ］”

Others: “[0_0?] ］”

Hearing this answer, even the well-informed Limlu was directly stunned… He was crushed under the Five Finger Mountain, so where did Sun Wukong go? More importantly, why was he crushed under the Five Finger Mountain? Who was he pressed to take the Western Scriptures?

“Wait… I’ll come right over. ”

Limlu rubbed her little hairy head and took a deep breath.

“I’m sorry, Tanjiro, I have to leave first, you can play with Yadouko in the guild first, if you are in a hurry, you can also let Uncle Whitebeard help you resurrect your parents, I believe they will be happy to help.”

“Nothing, we’re not in a hurry!”

Tanjiro kept waving his hands, just waiting for some time, there was no need to be in a hurry.

Limlu nodded, and then clicked on the teleportation function of the Guild and went to the world to which Tang Sanzhuang belonged.

Funny Journey to the West (don’t say more, just take the name)

Towering into the clouds of the Five Finger Mountain, a spell painted with the Dharma is printed on the top of the mountain, flashing with a thousand golden lights.

The five-sided ground end sat on top of the four auspicious clouds, quietly guarding this place, and no demon dared to approach here.

Just outside a small house not far from Five Finger Mountain, the two grandchildren sat on a wicker chair and looked at Five Finger Mountain from afar.

“Grandpa, who is the man pressed down on the mountain?”

A child who did not understand the world looked at his white-haired grandfather and asked curiously.

“That’s a fierce demon!”

The old man said menacingly: “Legend has it that 300 years ago, this person went to heaven and earth and did not obey the rules of heaven, made a lot of noise, stirred up the three realms, and made all sentient beings terrified!” ”

“In the end, all the gods of the Three Realms joined forces to fight with him, and finally defeated them, and imprisoned them under this Five Finger Mountain with great divine power and great mana!”

“It’s awesome! I will also be this kind of great demon king in the future!” ”

The children’s eyes carried a little admiration, not only did not fear, but some yearn for this kind of life.

“Oh, you little bunny cub! I see you owe the fight! ”

The old man stared at the other party fiercely, and directly grabbed the broom next to him.

The child tried to escape, but the old man grabbed the clothes and pulled them back, and then pressed them on the legs and hit the little ass fiercely… No matter how powerful the Demon King he was in the future, at this moment, he was just a little friend after all.

“Woohoo…”

The cry spread throughout the entire mountain range, whether it was Tang Sanzhuang who was being pressed down, or the five parties above his head, at this moment, they all rolled their eyes in unison.

“This little fart child cries three times a day, and every time he cries so loudly, doesn’t his throat hurt?”

Tang Sanzhuang skimmed his lips, since this child was born a few years ago, he had not had a single day of purity.

“Did the president come or not?” Damn it, wait for Lao Tzu to go out, don’t let his shit pee flow! I read the name upside down! ”

Tang Sanzhuang said fiercely, if it wasn’t for the Rulai Jade Emperor’s scheming, how could he possibly lose at the hands of these two bastards?

Above the sky, Limloo’s figure gradually emerged.

“This is the Five Finger Mountain?”

Limlu looked down wordlessly.

“Who is Ru Nai?” How dare you trespass here! ”

One of the revealers saw Limru and went up to drink loudly and asked.

“Are you the Five-Way Revelation?”

“Since we know who we are, we must not leave quickly!”

Another revealer said.

“Wait… Aren’t you five-way revealers? How come there are only four people? ”

Limru counted again and found that there were indeed only four of them.

“Who said that the five parties must be five people?”

One of them said dismissively, “Brothers show her!” ”

The five parties all turned around, and the square behind their clothes was engraved with the words “five, square, reveal, truth,” corresponding to the four people.

“The amount… Σ（Д； The corners of Lim’s eyes twitched, and she felt that this journey to the west world had completely collapsed.

“Then are there only four of your eighteen arhats?”

Unveiling turned around and looked at Limru with strange eyes and said, “Are you really from our world?” There are only two people in the eighteen arhats, one is called eighteen and the other is called the arhat! ”

Limlu was speechless again, the world was really collapsing a little bit!

At this moment, one of the exposés reacted and asked, “What are you doing with all this?” There is a fierce demon sealed here, how dare you little girl come here? ”

“Little Girl…!”

Limlu’s forehead burst into flames, this is small and female, really when he has no temper!

“A Thousand Illusions…”

The long knife appeared in Limru’s hand, and the group of guys fought half to death!

“Hahahaha… Little girl, you yourself are not as long as this knife! Who’s going to scare you with it? ”

Several of the revealers saw Limlu holding the knife, not only did they laugh out louder, the knife was longer than everyone else, if this was in the Immortal Realm, it would have been laughed to death long ago, okay?

Limlu showed a very “gentle” smile.

Ten minutes later, Wufang revealed that he had fallen unconsciously to the ground, his clothes had become tattered, his body and face were all blue and purple, and everyone’s eyes were high and swollen, leaving only a small slit.

“Much more comfortable!”

Limlu glanced at them, then flew straight down the hill.

When he was about to reach the bottom of the mountain, Lim Lujiu saw a huge bald head reflecting the light of the sun, no need to guess, it must be the world-class fierce demon – Tang Sanzhuang!

“When will the president come?”

Tang Sanzhuang boredly counted the number of ants crawling in front of him, which was a new way of entertainment that he had rarely had in hundreds of years.

“You are Tang Sanzhuang?”

Limru fell to the ground and looked at the other curiously.

“Yo ho! Little Lolita! ”

Tang Sanzhuang’s eyes shone with inexplicable brilliance.

“You are… Perverted? ”

Limru frowned, took a few steps back, and looked at the other party with disdain.

“I’m not a pervert!”

Tang Sanzhuang’s face turned red and he retorted, “The poor monk is just good at discovering beauty!” ”

“Well, well… Introduce yourself, Limlu, President of the Dimensional Guild, and it’s a pleasure to meet you! ”

Limlu was very distrustful, but still came forward to introduce herself.

“You’re the president?!” That feeling is good, hurry up and let old Don out! ”

Tang Sanzhuang pleaded fiercely, “I have been pressed down this mountain for 300 years, and the birds are about to fade out of my mouth, and I want to drink wine and eat meat almost crazy!” ”

“Don’t you Buddhists forbid drinking alcohol and eating meat?”

Limlu felt that her face must be pumping very hard now, what a ghost world!

“There is no such stipulation in the Buddhist gates of our world!”

Tang Sanzhuang said very proudly.

“Why not?”

“Originally, there was, but I wanted to eat meat, so I beat Rulai up with my fist and asked him to change this rule!”

Mentioning his glorious deeds of that year, Tang Sanzhuang was extremely excited.

Limru: “If you still lock this guy up here, it always feels like letting him out is a very wrong decision!” ”

However, looking at Tang Sanzhuang’s pitiful appearance, Limlu finally couldn’t bear it, and directly used the power of destruction to erase the prohibition of sealing Tang Sanzhuang, and pulled it out by the way, allowing the other party to restore his free body.

Tang Sanzhuang of this world is simply a replica of the silver-backed gorilla, with tendon meat all over his body and 16 abs that make people dare not look directly… If this guy is a Tang monk who went to learn the scriptures, what monkeys and pigs would he want? One person can directly pick out all the monsters!

“Hahahaha… If you come to Xiao’er, old Tang is out again! ”

Tang Sanzhuang roared with excitement.

Limlu reached out and covered her face, some trying to put this guy back in, it was a shame to yell like this!

“President, thank you very much! If there is a need in the future, old Tang will definitely repay him if he goes up to the sword mountain and goes down to the sea of fire! ”

Tang Zhuangshi arched his hand at Limlu.

“Can you ask what you want to do in the future?”

Limru asked.

“That’s worth saying!”

Tang Sanzhuang raised his head high, looked at the west and said, “Naturally, hit the Spirit Mountain and beat all those bald heads fiercely!” ”

“Aren’t you a bald man yourself?”

Limlu grumbled in his heart.

“If you have time now, go to the guild first, and I’ll introduce you to the basic functions of the union and other members.”

“But I still want to take revenge as soon as possible!”

Tang Sanzhuang hesitated and said, he just wanted to run to The Spirit Mountain and knock Rulai on the head of the bag now!

“There is wine and meat in the guild, and it is full.”

“I can’t wait to get to know the other members now!” Let’s go, Sir! ”

Limru: “I really want to stuff this guy back!” ”

Limlu then took Tang Sanzhuang back to the Dimensional Guild, coincidentally just in time for dinner.

“Oh… Another bowl! ”

“Oh… Trouble, another bowl! ”

“Oh… Can you change me to a bigger bowl? ”

“The reason why Rulai pressed this guy under the Five Finger Mountain… In fact, it was because he was afraid that he would eat the Spirit Mountain poor! ”

Limlu looked at Tang Sanzhuang, who had a bowl of rice in three seconds, and without swallowing his saliva, his appetite was about to catch up with the amount of Food of Virudra!

“This is a formidable opponent!”

Virudra looked at Tang Sanzhuang with a serious look, the other party’s eating speed was only a little slower than his… Finally there is an opponent!

The two large rice buckets ate wildly, and the crazy eating speed not only frightened Yadouko and Tanjiro, who had just joined the guild, but even Limlu forgot to eat and stared at the silent battlefield.

The two men shoved the dinner of hundreds of guild members into their stomachs, and Limloo had to divide into hundreds of doppelgangers to cook at the same time, so that they could catch up with their eating speed.

After Limlu finished eating, she watched the Big Stomach King game intently.

The two of them ate for four hours, cleaned up the grain in the guild that had lasted for three months, and even the 100 Remaining North Sea Demons of this month were gnawed and even digested.

“Hiccup~” Verudra burped contentedly.

“Hiccup~” Tang Sanzhuang did the same, looking at Virudra’s eyes full of admiration.

“You’re the first opponent I’ve ever met when it comes to eating!”

Verudra gave the other side a high opinion.

“I didn’t expect that I Tang Sanzhuang had been traversing the restaurant for thousands of years, and I was actually defeated at your hands!” Admire under the admire! ”

Tang Sanzhuang wanted to surrender his hand, but found that his two hands could not be combined at all…

Foodie friendship comes as simple as that… ㄟ（▔，▔）ㄏ。

Limlu looked at the two unknown spheres in front of her, and didn’t know what to say… Originally, he thought that the comics were all fake, and no one could eat themselves into a ball, but now the two guys actually staged a reality show directly, telling Limlu what it was to say with practical actions: Everything is possible!

“How about we measure their waists?”

Miriam took out a tape measure and her eyes lit up as she proposed.

“Do they both have waists now?”

Chiana pointed to two balls and asked a fatal question.

“Hang the two of them here, and when you get thinner, you should be able to leave.”

Limlu said helplessly, she is really tired at the moment, originally a rice bucket is already difficult to raise, and now there is another rice bucket… She felt herself going farther and farther down the path of the cook.