Dimensional slime

Chapter 273: The Crying Clown!!!

The curtain of the stage opened, and a figure full of evil qi appeared there.

“Welcome, stupid breakers, welcome to the first level!” I am…”

“Joker.”

Limlu and the others answered preemptively.

“Eh! How do you know I’m a clown? ”

A clown wearing a clown mask and clown clothes, still performing clown tricks, said doubtfully.

“The amount… It’s a little difficult for us to think about it. ”

Limlu looked at the boss situation and suddenly felt that this copy should be very good to pass!

“Hahahaha… I didn’t expect my fame to be so big! So what’s next…”

The clown laughed loudly, and then his eyes gradually sharpened!

“Plate him!”

“It’s better to do it first!”

“Multiple curses!”

“God of War Strike!”

Looking at the clown, Limlu and the others took advantage of the other party’s lack of attention and took the lead in launching an offensive! All kinds of skills don’t want to throw money at each other!

“Wait…”

The Joker looked at the skills all over his eyes and shouted in panic, this is not right with what is written in the script!

“We won’t give you a chance to react!”

Melee snorted proudly, and a wolf’s tooth stick slammed into the clown’s face!

The Joker was hit hard, and it took a 3600-degree rotation in the air before it fell to the ground, and several teeth fell from its mouth.

Virudra and the others beat up the falling water dogs, brandishing their weapons and punching the clown hard!

However, they hammered for half a day, but found that the clown did not even appear in the blood bar, is it not yet caused damage?

“Does this boss have invincible skills?”

Verudra found that his killing skills did not cause any damage at all, and his brow furrowed high.

“Maybe you have to wait until this guy finishes speaking before he can fight?”

Limlu saw that the attack was ineffective, and the crowd laid down their weapons.

The clown, who finally got a chance to breathe, stood up tremblingly, and looked at Limulu and the others with great resentment, and before he could even finish speaking, he was beaten up violently, this group of people is too much of a thing!

“Please, aren’t you the boss?” It’s normal to hit you like this. ”

Limru said with a smile.

“But this level is not a fight with me!”

The Joker shouted bitterly, Who told you that the boss must be solved through a fight? Can’t you just change the peaceful way? What age is this?

“Eh! No need to fight? ”

Limru looked at each other in shock, they were the first time they encountered a boss who didn’t have to fight! Kayaba Jingyan didn’t know what the hell had happened…

“This level is to play a game with me, as long as that person can beat me three times in a row, even if it is passed!” Also pay attention to a few rules, if you lose, you must give me a piece of equipment, and if I lose one, I will also give you an item! ”

The joker explained, and at the same time, a cold smile hung from the corner of his mouth, originally he wanted to play two rounds and let them go, now… If you don’t lose so much that you don’t have any pants left, I’ll change my career!”

“It doesn’t sound too difficult.”

After listening to the rules, Limlu felt that it was not too difficult, just playing games, and their chengguan brigade had not been afraid of anyone!

“Say, what games are there to play?”

Miriam asked curiously.

“You can play any game, you decide.”

The Joker decides to mentally destroy the other person and make them afraid when they see the game later!

From a certain point of view, the Joker and the Chengguan Brigade are good people who help other people quit the game…

“Then punch!”

Limlu claped and said, fast, easy, and very easy!

“No problem, then you come first.”

The Joker looked at each other with disdain, but he had been winning the boxing championship for ten years, and the other party competed with him in boxing? Isn’t that a dead end? He couldn’t help but want to see the scene of the other party crying!

After 20 seconds…

The Joker looked at his right hand in disbelief, he had been guessing that he was invincible, and today he had directly come to a three-game losing streak!

“You guess the fist is so weak!”

Limlu held his three prizes and looked at the Joker with disdain, just now he thought how powerful the Joker was, and it turned out…

Hearing each other’s words, the clown’s forehead burst into green tendons… If you don’t only play games yourself, you must absolutely press the other person to the ground and spanking!

“Next, who’s coming?”

The Joker said with a strong smile, don’t think about winning the next one!

“I’ll come!”

Miriam said, but she did not directly fist the Joker, but first walked to Limlu’s side and rubbed the other person’s body, which made her confidently walk to the Joker’s body.

“What did you mean by that?”

The clown asked incomprehensibly.

“Secret!”

The Joker snorted disdainfully, then swung his fist again!

Another 20 seconds later…

At this time, the expression on the clown’s face had completely stiffened, and his God’s right hand was once again defeated!

“Isn’t that a welfare freak?”

Miriam held her three props and looked at the clown’s eyes with a look of gratitude.

“Ghost welfare monster!”

The Joker roared angrily in his heart, according to the original script design, it should be that he won all kinds of good equipment on these adventurers, and then these adventurers became angry, and they fought with themselves to regain the equipment! However, now he not only did not win one piece of equipment, but also posted six pieces upside down…

“Next up is me!”

Ramilis flew to the other side with a smile, and the look in her eyes was no longer like looking at the monster, but rather looking at the treasure.

“I’m not a welfare freak!”

The Joker felt that his personality had been insulted and angrily fought With Ramilis!

After 20 seconds, the clown who once again put in the three picks up the equipment seemed to have lost the purpose of life and sat down on the ground with his head down.

“Impossible, how did they do it?” Is my championship fake?…”

The Joker sat on the ground muttering to himself, now having self-doubts about whether he could really play games.

“So now it’s time for us?”

Verudra said hesitantly.

“I get it, I get it!”

The Joker suddenly looked up with a sinister look on his face and said to Verudra, “From now on, the losing side wins!” ”

Yes, the other side must have used some special method to fix their side as “win”! Just swap places between losers and wins and you’ll win!

“Well, that’s not good.”

Verudra’s eyes revealed surprise, but his face was very embarrassed.

“Not like that! This is my turf, I’m in charge! ”

Looking at Virudra’s embarrassed look, the Joker was more certain of what he had in mind.

The two sides fought a great battle, and 20 seconds later, the Joker once again lost three precious pieces of equipment…

“How did you beat me?”

The clown sat on the ground and cried.

“Best friend is a super mascot!” As long as he’s here, guessing boxing has never been lost! ”

Miriam said proudly, and rubbed Limlu again.

“Then why did he keep losing?”

The Joker pointed at Virudra and gritted his teeth.

“That… I guess boxing has never won. ”

Virudra said with some embarrassment, I don’t know what the reason is, guessing boxing is a game he has never won… Even if You hold Limlu in your arms, the other party’s lucky aura will be invalidated at this time.

Is this the setting of the legend?

“I… Poof…”

Hearing the words of Verudra and the others, the Joker spewed out a mouthful of reverse blood.

“Eh, bosses aren’t really going to die, are they?”

Limlu looked at the Joker with some disbelief, such a good welfare monster is really not good to kill the other party.

“You forgot, this world can’t die, and when he dies he will be resurrected.”

Verudra waved his hand indifferently.

Recalling her own setting, Limlu also nodded her head, and then the group put on their new equipment and walked towards the next scene, they were so cold and ruthless!

The clown, who had vomited half a day’s blood, trembled and took one out of his pocket… Cell phone?

“Hello? Is it the owner of the haystack? I want to resign. ”

“Double the salary!”

“It’s not about money.”

“Double that!”

“It’s really not something that money can solve!”

“Five times the salary!”

“Okay, can you please stop talking about money… My dear boss! ”

After receiving five times his salary, the Joker happily put down the phone in his hand and waited in the scene for the next team to arrive.

A black hand behind the scenes in a control room watched the movements of the clown on the screen, and a proud smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

All the bosses in this quest are employees he recruited from all over the game world, and signed a sale with each other… Cough cough, after the labor contract, after giving each other various skills, super attributes let them play the boss at each pass.

So all the evil bosses in this game world are just employees of Kayaba Jingyan! He is the ultimate controller of all bosses!

And here at Limru, they also encounter new monsters that block their way to the second boss level!

“Hahahaha…”

Cold laughter surrounded the space, and the biting cold wind made people shudder.

With the sound of a bell, a series of figures blocked the front of the team.

They wore long snow white skirts, stepped on black leather shoes, the snow white skin seemed to have not been illuminated for several years, and blood and tears flowed from the eye sockets… Ghost dolls!

“Good, good horror!”

Limlu was frightened at this time, his legs were constantly trembling, and the short sword in his hand was constantly shaking… Those who didn’t know thought he was imitating the power of the Shock Fruit.

“Best friend, are you afraid of ghosts?”

Miriam squinted her eyes and asked, as if she had discovered her best friend’s weakness!

“Isn’t it normal?”

Limru blushed slightly.

“Then you still let them join the union?”

Virudra was puzzled, afraid that the ghost had pulled several ghost emperors to join the guild?

“I’m not afraid of that kind of ghost, I’m afraid of this kind of ghost…”

Limlu said with a pale face, those ghosts in the real world, in general, are actually ghost clans, not so ugly… However, the ghost doll encountered now really poked Limlu’s fear point!