Dimensional slime

Chapter 261 Misfortune comes out of the mouth, and Lan Yuan Yanzhu joins the guild!!!

“The Chengguan Brigade— the wild hope of the otaku, eliminated DouyuTV—the satyr.”

Looking at the big shining characters on this screen, the satyr’s eyes widened, and the originally lively live broadcast room also fell silent.

“The city… Chengguan… Chengguan Brigade! ”

Although yesterday he did say that he was not afraid of the Chengguan Brigade at all, but that was just bragging, he really met, he was not an opponent at all!

I think that year, the Chengguan Brigade turned out to be born, and it took only three months to kill the top teams in all regions of the world! It can be said that he killed his own micro-name alive!

“It’s not because of the anchor’s remarks in the morning… They’re here for revenge! ”

One water friend made extremely precise remarks.

“This anchor is miserable! Sneaky laughs, sneaky laughs, sneaky laughs…”

“The legend strikes again, how will the anchor’s ending be miserable?”

Looking at the various remarks that ridiculed him, the face of the satyr had completely turned black, and if the other party really stared at himself, he felt that the game in the past few days might not be better.

“Alas, this game can only be admitted, let’s start another round.”

Teammate One said helplessly.

“I’m sorry, let’s have another game, this game keeps you eating chicken!”

The sex wolf took a deep breath, left this matter behind, ready to finish today’s live broadcast first, after all, can’t afford to hide? He didn’t believe they could meet again!

However, after killing them, the chengguan brigade all withdrew and matched them again to the same map…

Then, the satyrs began their day without a sense of gaming experience.

I saw a box, licked it less than two times, and was sniped by someone with an M24 headshot.

Driving their teammates in the car, eating hot pot and singing songs, a grenade was thrown into their car without error, and then the four of them ascended to the sky en masse.

After picking up an airdrop, there were four Voldemorts lying around, and even no one could see clearly, so he received a box lunch.

Don’t go anywhere, hide inside the house, try to survive… But who knew that the other party still did not let him go, dozens of grenades were thrown in the house, and exploded in his desperate eyes.

Well, it’s not okay not to play normal mode? Go play full fire mode, just get on the plane, four howitzers flew towards him…………………

Looking at the double-whining screen turning black, the corners of the satyr’s eyes twitched wildly, and he wanted to cry very much in his heart but couldn’t cry, if he was given a time machine, he would definitely go back to not long ago, directly grasping himself is two slaps! Why do you play games and talk so much?

“Don’t be sad, don’t be afraid, as long as you keep going, you’ll… Habitual… Hahahaha…”

“Dead again! Wait, why say again? Smirk…”

“Satyrs, go write a book!” It’s called the 36 Ways to Die! Hahahahaha…”

“Hey, it hurts for a second!”

“What software does the Chengguan Brigade use?” It can be matched with the satyr so accurately… Ay! ”

“Satyrs, you have to be strong!”

Looking at the comments of the water friends, the satyr’s heart ran through 10,000 grass mud horses… Obviously they are all fans of their own, why not comfort themselves? I want to cry!

However, what the satyr did not notice was that the original peak was only more than 1 million viewers, and at this moment it has exceeded two million, reaching a new high in his life history, and the number of followers has nearly doubled, which is a blessing in disguise.

“Guys! I kind of don’t want to play today, and my mentality is really breaking down. ”

The satyr said with a wry smile.

“Don’t! Look at your death! ”

“Don’t be afraid! It’s a man head-on just! Go up and kill again! ”

“As long as you hit it again, I’ll pay attention right away!”

“So-and-so rewards the satyrs with thirty rockets!”

“So-and-so rewards the satyrs with fifty rockets!”

“So-and-so pays the wolf seventy…”

Look at the water friends who let themselves continue to play on the screen, and even send rockets for this… The satyrs barely caught their breath, are these guys really fans of their own? Since I want to see the picture of myself being abused…

“Then I’ll fight again!”

Looking at the brushed rocket, the satyr gritted his teeth and said, then moved the mouse to the match with a trembling right hand, and then clicked down with all his strength… It’s not a game, it’s about getting round after round of trials…

In this round, the four white figures that gave the satyrs a nightmarish game experience reappeared…

The game starts again, this game, a group of people have jumped inside the city, the wolf this time did not land into a box, began to run around the city, constantly collecting supplies!

“Second Class Head Grade II, one AK, plus one M24… There are 150 rounds of bullets each…”

The satyr glanced at his well-stocked supplies and took a long breath.

“If you don’t succeed, you become a benevolent person!” Fight to the death today! ”

After being bullied for a day, he finally inspired his courage in this last game… He’s going to be a real man! And the chengguan brigade is tough!

Under his unremitting efforts, on a house, he finally saw a single member of the Chengguan Brigade!

“Hahahahaha… I want revenge! ”

The satyrs in the live broadcast room roared loudly with a vicious face, startling the water friends who were watching, and even some people had silently picked up the phone, ready to order a psychiatric hospital luxury package for the satyrs… Well, good water friends!

With the sound of the gun, several bullets rushed towards Milim’s head with great precision, and in the absence of a third-level head and a third-level armor, Milim was almost certain to die!

However… Everything that followed up on everyone’s perception!

Only to see Milim jump up and turn around quickly after the gunshot!

“Bang bang bang bang!”

“Poof!”

Eight bullets, only three hits, the other five hit the pan hanging on the butt… Fourth-class armor pan, don’t say Ak, even if it is an atomic bomb, it is not vain!

“You… That’s all right! ”

The satyr almost spewed out a mouthful of old blood, this commotion operation… Immortals can’t do it!

Subsequently, because the gunshot revealed his position, the satyr wanted to quickly move, but just when he jumped down the stairs and was ready to run… A bullet hit him at his feet!

The satyr looked back in horror, only to see the other three members of the Chengguan Brigade standing neatly in the blind spot below the window…

Looking at the muzzles of the three black hole holes, the tears of the satyr finally couldn’t help but flow down… Woohoo…

“What a sin I have made!”

The remaining one also rushed over, surrounded by four people, the satyr had given up the desire to escape, and was at ease waiting for the sanction of fate.

However, what awaits the satyr is not death, but torture that is more cruel than death…

Under the attention of countless audiences, the legendary team of this vertical and horizontal game, the Chengguan Brigade, actually danced directly in front of him!

The satyr was really unwilling to endure such insults, and wanted to pull out his gun and fight with the other party to lose both, but before he could raise his gun, the four muzzles of the gun were aimed at him again… That speed of reaction clearly told him a little, you are powerless to resist!

The satyrs could only watch in humiliation as the four of them danced awkwardly!

While they were dancing, the three water friends brought by the satyr had sneaked to their vicinity, preparing to rescue the satyr and kill the Chengguan brigade in one fell swoop, making a name for themselves in the entire game world!

“The four of them were so close… Watch me Thor exchange a grenade for four kills! ”

Number One took out the only hand of the three people, laughed evilly, and threw it at Limlu and the others!

The four of them were still dancing awkwardly, and just as the grenade was flying, Limlu, who was still dancing, instantly pulled out the pan, turned back to the hand clap, accurately flew the grenade, and let it return to its owner!

“This pot… Whoops! ”

“Is this the real Chengguan Brigade?”

“If you tell me that this is an open plug-in, I absolutely do not believe that what plug-in can do this!”

“Defeat at the hands of these people, not unjust!”

The water friends brushed the screen one after another, and the few people who came to the rescue all fell to the ground with a sound of fire!

The satyr was completely sluggish, and the group didn’t open the hanging, but he would rather meet the open hanging!

Just as the satyr was desperate, a crisp voice came into his ear.

“Cough cough cough… Brat! Have fun playing the game today, right? ”

Limlu looked at the motionless figure in front of him, opened the whole wheat, and said sarcastically.

Yet his voice did not have the slightest ironic intensity…

“I’m going… It’s a girl! Listen to this voice, it seems to be a Lolita! ”

The satyr, who was still in great pain, was instantly revived with blood after hearing the sound.

“No, the Chengguan Brigade actually has girls!”

“Lolita Saigao!”

“Girls play games so well… I’ll just retreat! Woohoo…”

After Limlu opened his mouth, the live room once again fell into a climax!

“This beautiful woman, did we have any misunderstanding?”

The satyr said, while also controlling his character, throwing all the equipment items down and walking to the side, indicating that he was completely harmless.

“Misunderstanding! There is no misunderstanding! How dare you slander our chengguan brigade! Today is our lesson for you! ”

Miriam said in a loud voice.

“No, it’s Lori again!”

The satyr and the water friends were stunned again.

“Boy! Hurry up and call your husband, or one shot will break you! ”

This is Verudra.

Limru: “… （ωll）”

Miriam: “…_”

Ramilis: “… Back to the mouth back”

Satyr: “…… ⊙（◇）”

Water Friend: “…… Isn’t that a monster? ”

Whether in the game or in reality, it is because of Verudra’s words that have fallen into a long silence.

“Are you serious?”

After thinking about it for a long time, Limru looked at Verudra with complicated eyes.

“I didn’t expect you to be like this… It was horrible! ”

Milim quietly moved his computer to the side.

“This big brother! If you want to kill, kill it, the little brother is not easy to obey! ”

The wolf’s voice trembled a little, and the heart that had originally met Lori was suddenly plunged into endless panic.

“Wait, folks, I just said it smoothly… I don’t mean that! Don’t pass it on! ”

Verudra quickly explained that if this really passed out, he would really have no face to see in the future!

“Verudra… That other person is live! ”

Lin Ai, who was nearby, patted Verudra’s shoulder with some pity.

After hearing this, Verudra’s face stiffened, and then he looked down and thought about killing people and killing people…

“A few little sisters… Can you spare your brother?” ”

The satyr said cautiously.

“What a little sister!” I’m bigger than you! Does big brother understand? Dare to call me little sister again, I will kill you for three days and three nights! ”

Milim said angrily that he was a dragon thousands of years old, and he even wanted to take advantage of her!

“Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother… Little brother is joking, don’t take it seriously! ”

Upon hearing Miriam say that he had been pursued for three days and three nights, the wolf suddenly panicked, and he could not stand it for a day, if he came for three days… He’ll be backing out!

“How’s it going, have you learned your lesson?”

Limru said lightly.

“Learned, learned!”

“In the future, we are not allowed to slander our chengguan brigade again!” Do you understand? ”

“Understand, understand, the chengguan brigade is the first in the world, and the combat strength is unparalleled in the world!”

“For your sake of being so sensible, I will let you go for the time being today, if I dare to slander our urban management brigade in the future, or let others call you husband… Just wait for our never-ending pursuit! ”

Limru said threateningly.

“Husband… Do you have anything to do with the girl in the morning? ”

The satyr asked with some doubt.

“Don’t ask what you shouldn’t ask!”

Limlu said and gave the other party a bullet clip bullet, and successfully sent the other party to heaven!

“Gone!”

Limlu looked at the box on the ground, then turned and walked side by side with the other three towards the sunset…

Look at yourself and then again… Once again the screen was blackened, the satyr sighed helplessly, today he knew what was called the curse coming out of his mouth…

Limlu, who successfully sanctioned the enemy, and others were satisfied to shut down the computer.

“Hahahaha… Today is too outrageous! ”

Lin Ai took Limlu in his arms and said happily.

“Oh, invincible, what a loneliness.”

Verudra looked lonely and said very pretentiously.

“Got it… As far as you are still invincible, remember the last time you played a game in the guild, who was trampled to death by the boss? ”

Limlu rolled her eyes, don’t look at Verudra playing these computer games more powerfully, in the guild’s virtual reality games are recognized as rookies!

“Me me, I was not careful!”

Verudra’s face flushed, but he still said hard.

“Okay, let’s go, let’s upgrade together, I heard that some new props have come out recently, which is very interesting!”

“Let’s go!”

A group of people happily prepare to go to the guild and get ready to go to the game world to make a big fuss!

“Ding-dong… Lanyuan Yanzhu joins the guild! “