Dimensional slime

Chapter 249 Too Lazy to Name!!

“That crosser… What bad luck! Whoever messes with you is not good, but I want to mess with you two! Ay! ”

Limlu observed three seconds of silence in his heart.

“But are you really so simple to let each other go?”

“Oops, brother! We are good babies! How could it be to him! It’s just that I left a ruling mark on him. ”

Lin Ai said cutely.

“It seems that the seal of judgment cannot cause any evil thoughts, right?”

Limlu thought for a moment and said.

“Evil thoughts… Don’t?! ”

Limlu looked at Lin Ai with frightened eyes, for a man, the most evil thoughts are… He involuntarily covered his crotch.

“I’m here to help him get rid of the root of his troubles!” Let him concentrate on serving the broad masses of the people in the future! ”

Lin Ai looked reasonable and well-founded, looked at Limlu who was covering his crotch, and raised an eyebrow: “What are you doing?” Anyway… You don’t! ”

Limlu was silent for three seconds, then…

“Aaaah! Wrong, wrong! Woohoo… Don’t spank my ass! ”

Returning to her senses, Limlu exploded her own ferocious side, directly pressing Lin Ai on the sofa, and then fiercely pumping the other party’s little ass!

“Let you dare to laugh at the old brother!”

Limlu puffed up her mouth in anger and said as she twitched, “I’m just a slime, asexual creature now!” Is that something I can decide? ”

“Don’t fight! People are wrong! If you hit it again, it will be four halves. ”

Lin Ai begged for forgiveness and desperately struggled to escape the clutches of the other party, but the gap in strength between the two sides was too large, and the resistance was ineffective, and the only effect was to make the force range even…

“Hey! There is no limit to death…”

Luo Xue on the side looked at Lin Ai’s tragic situation and could only sigh that the other party’s soul of death was so powerful.

After dozens of minutes of fighting, Limlu finished his anger, let go of Lin Ai, and contentedly ate the smoothie that had just been served.

“Limru… It’s horrible! ”

Xiao Yu looked at Limlu with a scared face, and did not expect that the other party had such a “ferocious” side.

“That’s a very unusual time, but my best friend is very gentle and gentle, even if I make a big mistake, my best friend won’t hit me like that!”

Miriam said triumphantly.

“I suspect I picked it up…”

Lin Ai looked at Limlu with great resentment, was his sister really biological? My ass is almost going to turn into four halves!

“Of course, it wasn’t picked up, it was sent at a charge.”

Limru glanced at the other and said.

Lin Ai was autistic, decided to ignore his brother for three days, and climbed into the arms of the falling snow to ask for comfort.

“Poof…”

Looking at Lin Ai, who behaved like a child, Luo Xue couldn’t help but laugh out loud, and then helplessly gently stroked the soft long hair of the other party, after all, it was his girlfriend, of course, he had to coax it.

“Xiao Yu, there are various cultivation methods in the guild, but if you want to quickly improve your strength, I suggest that you find someone to guide you in your cultivation while training your actual combat experience in the game world.

Limlu said softly to Xiaoyu.

“Game world?! Just like that legendary virtual reality game! ”

Xiao Yu asked expectantly.

“Not only that!”

Miriam explains, “That game world is the real world, and everything you get in it can be used in reality!” It’s like I got Kamen Rider’s decade transformer inside! ”

As Miriam spoke, she took out her belt in a showy manner, her face full of pride.

“Wow！ Can you show me that Miriam sauce? ”

Xiao Yu stared intently at the cool shapeshifter and said prayerfully.

“No problem! Just take a look at it. ”

You so generously handed over the transformer to the other party.

Xiao Yu took the shapeshifter, and touched it left and right, eager to take it apart and take a look.

“Xiao Yu, there are many other armor in the guild, such as Stark’s God of War series armor, and the Valkyrie armor of the Destiny Entropy, you can all ask them for a set!”

Limlu said.

“Really?”

Xiao Yu was immediately excited, thinking that he appeared in high-tech armor to save Uncle Long from danger… The dream of a superhero is about to come true!

“I never lied.”

Limru smiled and said, while gently rubbing the other’s little head.

“You just said I sent it for a full phone bill…”

Lin Ai did not give face to the demolition of the stage.

“Little love! Why don’t I help you see your little ass? ”

Limlu “smiled”.

Lin Ai was frightened, hurriedly got up from the sofa, put on his shoes, pulled Luo Xue and ran non-stop… Her sixth sense told her that it would be miserable to stay here!

Limlu looked at the other party’s panicked back and couldn’t help but feel a burst of amusement.

“Lord Limlu!”

Zi Wan and Zhu Lai, who had not appeared for a long time, walked over with smiles on their faces.

“Aster sauce, Julai sauce!”

Limlu saw the two shouting happily.

“Lord Limru is really laid back!”

Aster said with a hint of resentment.

Limru smiled awkwardly and then asked, “Is there anything wrong with the kingdom?” ”

“Can’t the kingdom come to see you without an incident?” Lord Limru really likes the new and the old! ”

Zhu Lai’s eyes were foggy, and people couldn’t help but feel pity.

“It doesn’t mean that at all!”

Limlu shook her hand in panic, and then directly changed into slime form and jumped into the arms of the other party.

“Lord Limru is getting cuteer.”

Zhu Lai changed his face in an instant, rubbing the other party lovingly.

“Lord Limru, in two days it will be a kingdom festival, so do you, as the king, have to go back and prepare?”

Aster poked At Leamlu and said.

“Eh! Σ (д×××) completely forgot! ”

Limru was shocked, he didn’t expect that he would forget such an important thing, was he really not worthy to be king?

“Okay, good! Don’t irritate Lord Limlu anymore, now you can go back in time! ”

Jules touched Limlu with a soothing touch.

“Julai sauce!”

Limlu was so touched that she decided to let the other party rub it for a few days!

Does that count as selling out your body…

“Then I’ll go, you two have to be obedient!”

Limlu said to Miriam and Xiaoyu.

“Rest assured, best friend, we will obey!”

While giving assurances, Milim liberated the little demon in his heart!

“I don’t believe it at all… Forget it, let’s go! ”

Limlu was helpless and was taken away.

Watching Limlu disappear, Miriam had a reluctant emotion in her heart… Subsequently, it was completely eliminated by the little demon!

“Xiao Yu… What do you say we’re going to play? ”

Milim rubbed his hands and an evil smile appeared on his face.

“Does that still need to be said?” Giggle giggle…”

The two let out a chilling laugh.

“Will Xiao Yu be taken badly?”

Whitebeard asked worriedly.

“Come on, you haven’t seen The Adventures of Jackie Chan, Xiao Yu has never been obedient.”

Karp smirked and took a sip of the glass of wine in his hand.

“Rest assured, although one of them is a bear child and the other is a demon king, they are both very kind and good children, and they will not do too much.”

Roger smiled and said, “Believe the two of them.” ”

“Gollum la la la Roger, you guy finally said a truth, since you are a father, you should believe in your children! ”

Hearing what Roger said, Whitebeard burst out laughing.

On the other side, Xiaoyu and Miriam held hands and opened the teleportation device, and then completely disappeared into the guild.

The Adventures of Jackie Chan, Daddy Antique Shop.

“Where did Xiao Yu run?” How did it disappear again? ”

Uncle Long sighed in the shop, Uncle Xiao Yu really needs a strong body, otherwise he would have disappeared once in three days, and the heart disease on ordinary people would have already occurred!

“Anyway, it’s not missing once or twice, what’s the hurry?”

Dad drank coffee unhurriedly, not worrying at all about what was wrong with Xiao Yu.

As far as Xiao Yu’s kind of eccentricity is concerned, it is a good thing that she does not harm others, and some people will be idle and bored to harm each other?

“Hey! By the way, Dad, do you have any magic to find someone? ”

Jackie Chan’s eyes flashed a glint of essence, and he asked his father.

“Well, yes and no, but you need her hair, do you?”

Papa thought about it with his chin on his chin and then asked.

“I’ll look for it!”

Jackie Chan immediately wanted to rummage through Xiaoyu’s clothes to see if he could find two hairs.

“Ding-ding…”

“Daddy, Uncle Dragon, I’m back!”

At this moment, Xiaoyu pushed open the door with a smile on her face, and he was followed by a cute Lolita with long pink hair and a lady’s school uniform- Milim!

“Xiao Yu! Where did you run me again? ”

Uncle Long said angrily, but when he saw Milim next to him, his tone suddenly eased.

“Who is this?”

“He’s a good friend of mine, Miriam!”

Xiao Yu introduced.

“Hello! Uncle Long, I often hear Xiaoyu mention you! ”

Milim said with a smile.

“Oh, how are you!”

Uncle Long looked at the very polite Miriam, and then looked at Xiao Yu, who jumped up and down, and couldn’t help but sigh in his heart.

“Uncle Dragon, I’ve asked Millim out today, so I won’t eat at home for a while!” Come back and say it to you. ”

Xiaoyu said, and then wanted to pull Milim away to realize their plan!

“What? You’ve just come back!” ”

Uncle Long couldn’t help but get a little angry.

“Anyway, I’m going to go out in a moment, let’s go!”

Xiao Yu was not afraid at all, made a grimace at Uncle Long, and then did not give the other party time to react, and pulled Miriam away.

“This little girl, hey!”

Uncle Long looked at Xiao Yu who had escaped and felt a headache, if it weren’t for the fact that they weren’t allowed to physically punish students here, he promised to suck each other’s little ass fiercely!

Pity… That can only be an illusion.