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Chapter 1743: Conquer the little pervert
As expected of my favorite Pokémon, his vision is so outstanding!
Guan Liyuan looked away from the armored warrior...
Do you know why you can't catch a girl? Guan Liyuan decided to start from here and asked the little pervert in a very bewildering manner.
According to the general routine, at this time the little pervert should be shocked on the spot, bow down to Guan Liyuan's profound knowledge, and seek advice on the secrets of pursuing women...
【Do you have a girlfriend? 】The little pervert asked back, with a look of disdain that seemed to say, My girlfriend doesn't talk to me as loudly as you do.
Guan Liyuan:......
Yes, yes! Not only yes, there are many more! Guan Liyuan replied bravely.
The little pervert looked at him suspiciously, with a questioning look.
[That... is not going out with you for shopping, eating, and asking you to clear the shopping cart occasionally, even if it belongs to your girlfriend...] The little pervert's uneasy tone made Guan Liyuan's brows jump, and at the same time, he was thinking desperately in his heart. Resist the thought of releasing Xiao Dandan and teaching him a lesson.
Of course not! Some have already made arrangements to get married, but are still discussing the details, some have already met their parents, and some... mating, mating, you know? Guan Liyuan was willing to give up.
It’s not actually a lie, right?
The marriage has indeed been agreed upon with Miss Mo, but the small details of who will marry whom have not been discussed yet...
Have you met your parents? Of course I’ve seen it! There are still many! Qiu's father, Yingying's father, Jiang Ruonan's father... to take a closer look, there's Xiaoxia's father!
It just said that he met his parents... so the only two conditions are knowing his daughter and met his parents, right?
If you count it this way, there are actually many more, such as Hinata and Hinashi... Not only have they met, but they have also been beaten...
In other words, to a certain extent, it is equivalent to meeting people with daughters - that is to say... Guan Liyuan has also seen beautiful parents!
Guan Liyuan went to the Digital World a while ago, but nothing much changed.
The last time I left the Digital World, I took Meimei to kill Orangutanmon, and prepared to meet up with a few other brats at an agreed-upon location near the territory of the vampire monster.
Later, he discovered the secret why the vampire monsters want to go to the human world, so Guan Liyuan will throw a few selected children back to the human world to deal with the vampire monsters, and he will continue to do things in the digital world.
However, due to various coincidences, in order to save Meimei, Guan Liyuan accidentally returned to the human world...
At the same time, Penguin was also rarely unreliable and did not adjust the timeline properly - because when Guan Liyuan was in the digital world, the time ratio to the main world was calculated against the digital world, so After entering the human world, Guan Liyuan's one-year stay was wiped out within two days and he was directly bounced back to the main world!
During these two days, Guan Liyuan stayed at Meimei's house temporarily - as the runaway high school student preparing for the exam who rescued Meimei in the wild.
Because there was almost no gain in this wave, it could be said that it was caused by Guan Liyuan and Penguin's consecutive mistakes, so the two never mentioned it to avoid embarrassment.
And the timeline has been adjusted, and it has never been entered again.
However, Penguin mentioned it recently, and it seemed to mean that... the time ratio benchmark in the digital world has been flexibly adjusted. After entering the human plane in the digital world, the time consumption will not be too long.
In short...no one stipulates that if you meet other people's parents, you must talk about marriage, so these are not lies!
The little pervert suddenly looked at Guan Liyuan with dumbfounded eyes: [Really, really? 】
If I tell a lie, all my Poke Balls will be stuck in the future and I won't be able to use them anymore! Guan Liyuan said with a pinch on his neck.
Seeing Guan Liyuan making such a vicious vow, the little pervert had no choice but to believe it, but he still muttered: [Obviously he doesn't even know how to appreciate beauty... He still looks like a single guy...]
Well, Guan Liyuan is talking, and because the little pervert uses spiritual contact as a bridge to communicate with Guan Liyuan, it is easy to reveal his true feelings!
What did you say? Guan Liyuan still wanted to take out the small bill and teach it a lesson.
[Ahem, it's nothing...but we Pokémon are still very different from humans. 】The little pervert changed the subject and said.
At the same time, Guan Liyuan has noticed that while the little pervert is questioning, his eyes are also a little nervous - probably he is also expecting that Guan Liyuan really has a way.
There is indeed a difference, but... at least there is no difference in one thing, that is, we all hate guys like idiots!
Guan Liyuan first said that the little pervert felt depressed for a while, and argued in a low voice, Can appreciation of beauty be considered an idiot? How can aesthetic things be considered an idiot?...
But I have a way for you to control your emotions. Guan Liyuan continued.
Sure enough, when the little pervert heard this, he raised his head and looked at Guan Liyuan curiously.
Afterwards, Guan Liyuan and the little pervert explained their guesses...
【Become stronger? But...how strong do you need to become? It's hard for me to train myself now. After I go out...either I can't beat him, or I just don't want to beat him...] The little pervert still has something in mind.
Yeah...how to become stronger? Guan Liyuan said proudly from the side.
The little pervert suddenly paused, then tugged on Guan Liyuan's trouser leg and said: [Can you show me the previous contract again? 】
Guan Liyuan had already added the functions of some cultivation skills to the Contract Description. Naturally, the little pervert had also seen it, but he didn't pay attention at the time.
Three minutes later...
【teacher! Please accept me! 】The little pervert said seriously and piously.
Teacher? Guan Liyuan asked doubtfully.
[Well, will you teach me how to pursue beauty? ] said the little pervert.
Of course Guan Liyuan knew what the so-called pursuing 'beauty' meant in the words of the little pervert.
this……
[Could it be that what you just did was just a coincidence...]
Of course not! No problem! Guan Liyuan said immediately - anyway, he can not only teach by words and deeds, but also order the teaching services of Guima, the God of Strategy!
After that, Guan Liyuan still waited for Ben Duma to come back in the evening. Although Ben Duma said that if Guan Liyuan could do it, he could subdue the little pervert, but it was better to say hello to him first.
Benduma, Qiqi, and the two apprentices found that the little pervert was very convinced of Guan Liyuan even though he was not subdued, and they couldn't help but admire this young-looking breeder!
At the same time, Ben Duma was also very happy. He finally found a trainer for the little pervert. He no longer had to be tortured, and his work intensity dropped a lot. Otherwise, in a few days, he would want to go out to fool again... ahem, Let’s take on a few more apprentices…
Don't worry about Dong: Don't worry, everyone, Ben Dong feels much better today...
Speaking of which, there have been a lot of flu cases recently. Yesterday, Dongdong’s father went to buy oseltamivir for Dongdong. He went to several pharmacies but couldn’t find any. In the end, Bendong, who was smart, used Baidu Maps to call the pharmacies one by one and called seven or eight pharmacies. I just found one with the last box left...
It is still very effective. After taking it for two days, I have no other symptoms today except for no appetite, no strength, and occasional sweating. I will fully resume updating tomorrow.
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