Die on Mars

Tang Yueshen thought so.

It seems that socialism with Chinese characteristics is universal throughout the world.

Choosing to comprehensively transform the climate of Mars is obviously a job that pays off. The difficulty of this God's project is not much easier than building a Dyson sphere. If human civilization has the ability to build a Dyson sphere, then it will probably not have much interest in Mars, a dull planet.

The atmospheric pressure on Mars is less than one percent of Earth's. If you want to create enough greenhouse gases to raise global temperatures, God knows how much it would take.

What's more, there is no magnetic field on Mars, and the radiation dose is so high that it would be frightening to death, making it difficult for normal organisms to survive.

If creating carbon dioxide to raise global temperatures is still within the scope of Tang Yue's imagination, then artificially creating the geomagnetic field is truly something only gods can do.

"Girl, don't laugh at me. Aren't you also single from birth?" Tang Yue muttered, "We can laugh at a hundred steps at a time, half a pound is worth half a pound."

"Come on, you can still laugh at a hundred steps." Old Mao lightly kicked Tang Yue under the table and rolled his eyes, "You can't find it. They don't want to find it. Who is the same as you? "

"She will evolve into a monster like a female doctor soon, okay?" Tang Yue also kicked back, "A female doctor can only marry a saint."

"Saint Seiya?" The old cat didn't understand what this meant.

"In the pyramid of social marriage and love, the status of men and women are not equal." Tang Yue explained, "Men tend to look for women who are one level below themselves, while women tend to look for men who are one level above themselves, so There is a high probability that female bachelors will marry male masters, and female masters will marry male doctors. As for female doctors, they can only marry saints... This is why leftover men are generally at the bottom, while leftover women are at the top."

"So you went in a big circle..." Old Mao scratched his head, "Just to prove that you are a low-level leftover man?"

Maidong held the tablet in his arms and floated on his back in the core cabin. He looked at the white skin and lining and remained silent.

Tang Yue is right, she is indeed a serious single mother. In the past twenty-five years, Maidong has only a handful of friends of the opposite sex. She has never held a boy's hand in her entire life. After a year with other girls, At the age of three boyfriends, this girl is surprisingly silent and quiet.

Maidong belongs to the type that most boys like. She is smart and has a slender figure. Although she is not short, she still looks petite. She has a very typical Asian girl face, with soft facial features. She is very simple when not wearing makeup. But a pair of dark and lively eyes, round and bright, can also speak.

Lao Wang once made a very pertinent comment: If this girl openly solicits boyfriends, then those who pursue her will form a reinforced company.

Logically speaking, such an outstanding girl should not be left behind.

But Maidong spent four years alone as an undergraduate and three years as a master's student.

Because she is a homebody.

No matter how good you are, once you stay at home, you will basically have no chance to live a real life.

When Maidong was in college, she spent half of her time in her dormitory. In the summer, she was too hot to go out. In the winter, she was afraid of the cold and stayed in bed wrapped in a quilt. The other half of her time was spent in the library. During the holidays, she showed up at seven o'clock every morning. In the self-study area of ​​the library, I came and went with the group of tigers and wolves like the Postgraduate Entrance Examination Party, eating and living together.

In addition, the air quality in Hangzhou is getting worse and worse. When going out, Ophiopogon japonicus likes to wear masks and hats, bundle up tightly, and keep her hair short. From a distance, it is often difficult to tell the difference between men and women.

"Why didn't you find a boyfriend when you were in college?" Tang Yue said, "You can use it as a long-term meal ticket. Maidong, with your conditions, you can find one, hang up two, and raise a group of spare tires... I think of my roommate when I was an undergraduate. He is just a pathetic spare tire. He thinks he has captured the goddess. In fact, he is just used as a meal ticket. He eats, sings, and watches movies. He plays everywhere on the weekends and all the expenses are covered. But in the end, he doesn’t give anything. touch."

"Is your roommate that stupid?" asked the old cat.

"Love makes people blind." Tang Yue waved his hands in a condescending manner, with a look on his face saying, "I'm a self-sufficient person, but I can't stand the world of mortals." "You don't know how much my roommate likes that girl, she says she's from a certain college. The flower of the courtyard, boasts of everything in the sky and the earth, and talks about other people's names in his sleep at night. He said it himself, when we first met, he even thought about the names of the children he would give birth to in the future."

"Isn't this a common disease of old dogs who have been single for many years?" the old cat asked back, "He is good at in-depth and illogical imagination. If someone looks at you for a second, you will think that the marriage from the previous life has been renewed in this life. In fact, it is just that your pants are unzipped. ”

"Really?" Tang Yue was surprised, "Why didn't I?"

"You are not possible because you have evolved and you are not a single old dog." The old cat said, "You are a lone wolf in the desert."

Tang Yue nodded, suddenly enlightened.

"What happened next? Didn't your roommate find out what the other person was thinking?"

"Of course he found it, but he thought that his continuous dedication could move the goddess." Tang Yue said, "My roommate's original words were 'Human beings are not grass and trees, how can we be ruthless? One day she will discover that deep in her heart The person I truly love is me. For this reason, my roommate got up in the middle of the night for a week to knit a scarf for the goddess as a birthday gift, and wrote his own initials and I LOVE YOU on the inside of the scarf."

"What was the final result?" Old Cat asked, "Did the goddess realize that the person she loved deep in her heart was him?"

"Before that day, the goddess ran away with the rich second generation who returned to China."

The old cat was silent for a few seconds.

"What a sad story."

"So there are not only single wild dogs and lone wolves in the desert at the bottom, but also sad people." Tang Yue stirred the seeds in the beaker. The light above his head was very dim. In order to save electricity, they usually only turned on one light. There is insufficient light in Kunlun Station, and one person and one cat are sitting here chatting, as if there is a late-night story meeting here.

"I met the so-called courtyard flower goddess later." Tang Yue shook his head, "It's just that she has a better figure, but she's not as good-looking as Ophiopogon japonicus. Sure enough, everyone has their own preferences for radish and cabbage."

"Hey Tang Yue!" Maidong called Tang Yue's name through the earphones, "What do you mean by the last sentence?"

"Isn't it as good-looking as Ophiopogon japonicus?" asked the old cat, "If Ophiopogon japonicus' beauty is a 10, how many points does your roommate, the goddess, get?"

"Mr. Cat——!"

Tang Yue recalled it and made a comparison in his heart, "If Ophiopogon japonicus has a score of 10, then girls probably score a score of 6, or at most 7."

The old cat nodded.

"Look, Ophiopogon japonicus is better in the end."