Diamond company shoots commercials, you shoot Titanic

The old man was in a mess, but he was still a little bit embarrassed.

"Tingting, this..."

The girl named Tingting stared at the screen in a daze, "Misunderstanding? How could the protagonist be a villain who blackmails others?"

"He's just a gangster, so it's understandable. After all, he didn't want to kill anyone, so he's not a bad guy." Another girl looked embarrassed and excused the protagonist.

"Indeed, in such a chaotic era, he didn't want to kill anyone, he was just a little bad, which is normal."

The two comforted themselves and looked at the screen again.

In the picture.

Fatty Cong threw off his clothes and slammed his hands on his legs, his upper body with two axes painted on it was surging.

Facing the threat, Jiang Baogang was very angry, "I'm not afraid. Even if you kill one of me, there are still thousands of me."

As he said that, he looked outside the barber shop. The neighbors had already noticed that he was being blackmailed and surrounded him.

The protagonist tugged at his low-quality suit, walked out of the barber shop like a gangster, and shouted to the neighbors: "The first bird to stand out, the Axe Gang leader is taking a nap inside, who is not afraid of death, please step forward."

The aunt holding the onion, the uncle sweeping the floor, the tailor walking with a ladylike step... Thirty or forty neighbors stepped forward in unison.

The protagonist raised his eyebrows, his mind spinning rapidly.

He spread his hands, "Oh, then there is no room for negotiation. Okay, the rules of the underworld, a one-on-one duel."

He stretched out his finger and said confidently: "It's one on one, no one wants to break the rules."

He looked around, "The aunt holding the onion, come out!"

The dark-faced aunt walked out with a bundle of onions in her left hand and a simple smile.

The gangster stretched his neck and raised his eyebrows, saying, "Why do you look so fierce? Do you think you can beat me? I'll let you hit me with one punch!"

The aunt did not hesitate, pulled back her right hand to accumulate strength, and punched him in the stomach.

"Puff!" The gangster spat out a mouthful of blood, his facial features tightened, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and looked at the aunt in disbelief, "Aunt, what are you doing?"

The elder sister's face was covered with blood, and she smiled simply, "I'm a farmer."

"If you want to farm, just farm well, go back to the field!"

The aunt turned around and complained calmly, "There are cat biscuits."

Seeing this, everyone in front of the screen was already laughing silly.

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter."

"It seems that this place is full of experts."

"Hit me, hahaha, this is the first time I've heard such a request."

"Talent market."

"I'm from Henan."

"Oh my god, I laughed so hard that my stomach cramped. This is what you should watch during the Chinese New Year! Although the protagonist is a villain, he is not disgusting at all."

Before everyone put away their smiles, several contrasts struck again.

The protagonist provoked the dwarf, and he stood up more than two meters.

Mocking the old man, he was muscular.

Change to a child with an innocent face, he was also full of tendons.

The protagonist was scared, but his mouth was as hard as a rock, "Hey, none of you look like a human. It's your own fault. Today's duel is cancelled."

He was about to turn around and slip away.

Behind him, the landlady with a cigarette in her mouth and the sauce bomb wearing a sexy vest appeared.

He also pretended to be powerful, with the momentum of "Axe Gang's younger brother", shouting: "Oh, fat woman, you are the one in charge, right?"

The landlady raised her foot and pulled up the slippers.

With a snap, the slippers hit the protagonist's face loudly.

...

In the theaters of movie theaters.

Netizens who have seen the behind-the-scenes footage are completely numb.

They even couldn't help but snort and blurt out the name of a plant, "grass..."

The behind-the-scenes footage only retained the dialogue outside the play and the sound of the slippers hitting the face, and removed the sound of the lines.

As a result, everyone thought that the protagonist was bullied.

After watching the movie, it was found that the landlady appeared fierce and scolded the street like a shrew. Everyone naturally associated it with the landlady bullying the weak, and even complained about the landlady just now.

After a long time of fussing, it turned out that the protagonist was the bad one, bullying the weak.

The landlady was like a head of the family, protecting the tenants.

666, she has a lot of tricks.

The promotional footage is also part of your play, right?

In a movie theater in Shanghai, Tingting and her friends looked at each other and sighed.

They felt sorry for the protagonist for a long time, and always thought that the landlady was a bad guy.

"I'm speechless. If I believe the promotion of Chen Xiao's crew again, I'll be a dog. Last time I thought Dai Meng was an honest person, but what happened? Haha."

"In fact, they didn't lie. We guessed wrong. It seems that the landlady should be a person with a hard mouth and a soft heart."

Tingting nodded in agreement, "Yes, a hard mouth and a soft heart.

Parents. Once danger strikes, she will stand up. "

"Yes!"

...

While the two of them were chatting, the gangster had been beaten and ran to the blacksmith shop.

He held a small firecracker and said with a vicious expression, "One arrow piercing the clouds, thousands of troops will come to meet us!"

After that, he threw the firecracker outside the wall. A burst of chicken crows sounded.

The gangster squinted his eyes and spoke nonsense, preparing to scare the landlady and take the opportunity to run away.

As he walked towards the gate, the figures of a group of people loomed on the other side of the wall.

The powerful Western orchestra suddenly sounded.

A group of men in suits and leather shoes, who were aggressive, also walked to the gate on the other side of the wall.

The leader was the second in command of the Axe Gang.

With a smoking head, he asked in a deep voice: "Who threw the firecracker."

The gangster stepped forward, "One of us, big brother. "Then he pointed at the neighbors and said some nonsense.

The Axe Gang marched into the Pig Cage Village with aggressive steps.

In the sky, a heavy dark cloud followed their footsteps and covered the sky above the Pig Cage Village.

The color tone of the whole picture also changed from warm yellow to cold blue.

The landlady turned around and yelled twice. When she heard the second in command calling her, she rushed back to the room at rocket speed and got into the quilt with a cigarette.

In front of the screen, Tingting was completely numb.

Okay, okay, her mouth is opened today, right? Whatever she said is wrong.

A friend touched her arm and joked: "When you encounter danger, stand up and come out."

Tingting looked at the landlady hiding in the quilt in the picture and sighed: "I give up. It seems that she is just an ordinary little person. She has loyalty but not much. Hey, I won't guess again. If you guess again, I'm a dog!"

"You seem to have guessed again. "

"That's a conclusion, not a guess."

...

In the picture, the story continues.

The second in command just wanted to chop the fried bean sauce, but the next moment he appeared in the iron barrel, and the whole person was broken in half.

This time, the real cloud-piercing arrow appeared.

The thousands of troops were like zombies, holding axes in their right hands, and marched towards the walled city.

All the neighbors were dragged to the flat ground of the walled city, including Azhen who was listening to the record "I Forgot to Wash My Feet" (I Forgot to Wash My Feet Tonight) and applying lipstick.

The Axe Gang dragged out a pair of siblings and poured a bucket of kerosene on them.

The eldest brother Chen showed a mouthful of teeth that was darker than the boss of the Crocodile Gang, and flicked the lighter with his fingers.

"Who did it? I'll count to three. One, two..."