Devil’s Advent

Chu, are you done packing?

Pack it up, Dad.

Success, eat.

Old He Tou and He Chu entered a soup cake shop across the street together.

On weekdays, the father and father both set up the stall early in the morning. If the business is normal, one of the father and father will go back early to cook a meal, and wait for the other to close the stall in the afternoon to eat together.

If the business has been busy for a long time, then I will not go back to cook, but I will keep the business busy, and in the afternoon, I will find a shop on the street for a meal.

Naturally, eating out won't be as affordable as it is at home, but if the business is good and you're busy, the two of you don't mind going to other people's shops for a luxury.

Fortunately, they are all neighbors in the neighborhood, and you can’t see them when you look up, and it doesn’t matter whether it’s a big restaurant or a small restaurant, there are few restaurants that don’t accept pork. Even the restaurant that specializes in beef and mutton soup or pancakes, I’m tired of eating it on weekdays For my own things, I have to pick some pork for a tooth sacrifice, right?

In addition, the He family is sincere in business and kind, so they go to the restaurant and order two small bowls of soup pancakes, and the store will often increase the amount and serve them in larger portions.

The He family's father and father are not too polite, anyway, next time the meat is delivered, just add another two taels.

People on the street want to live comfortably, but they can't be greedy for such a small gain.

He Chu handed chopsticks to his old man,

Grandpa started to chew,

After eating pancakes and drinking soup, my body is warmed up, and my energy comes up again.

My father and I left the soup cake shop and didn't go back. There is no need to set up a stall in the afternoon, usually we have to wait until dusk to set up a stall.

Therefore, the afternoon time of the two fathers is basically leisurely.

Whenever this person is at leisure, he always has to think about something and find a way to entertain himself.

If this pastime is more refined, it's dancing and writing; if it's more elegant, it's walking the bird Pangu; if you want to get more interesting, it's fighting crickets and dogs.

Of course, there are also people who are a little more popular, so go to a teahouse to drink tea and listen to stories.

In the past six months, the He family and his father have gotten used to going to the teahouse in the afternoon and listening to Mr. Shu telling stories.

In the past, the two of them didn't have such a hobby, but they couldn't help but now they are also relatives of the emperor.

He and his father dare not show off their majesty and prestige as a relative of the emperor, but they have to be conscious, at least, they are no longer such pure and simple people in the market, and they have to listen to what happened outside what's up.

Of course, the royal family is the royal family, and the relatives of the state are the relatives of the state, but they did not go to the first-class teahouse in the capital, but the Yongan Teahouse on the same street. The little table by the gate.

Why are you leaning against the door?

There are people coming and going by the door, and everyone who has a head and face sits on the second floor or sits inside, and the rest gather around the door to listen for nothing, and they are all doing hard work, and their bodies smell sour and sweaty. Nostrils are pungent, so I don't care about the pig smell left by the He family's father and son because they came here without taking a bath;

The second is that when the storyteller is a passerby, when the apprentice goes down with a big bamboo dustpan to collect the reward money, he is also afraid that people will come in and out at the door and bump into the dustpan in their hands, so most of them will not go here, and it will save a lot of time. bounty.

At the old location, by the old door, a pot of Eagle tea, and a small plate of peanuts, it's all done.

Mr. Storyteller is in the heat,

Guest officers, what we want to tell today is the story of Uncle Hirano entering Chu alone and Princess Da Chu offering her body.

good!!!!!!

good!!!!!!

The story was actually told yesterday. In fact, at the earliest time, seven or eight days ago, the storyteller in Yipinlou in Beijing started telling it.

But after the lecture, it takes two days for other small teahouses to hear the letter. After hearing the letter, they have to ask their own storyteller to change clothes and go to the house to drink tea and listen to it for two days;

After two days of listening, I still have to think about it myself. The same thing can't be said exactly the same, and I have to change the way of narration. It takes two days to think about it.

This is called following the trend. The wind passes through people's mouth one by one, and the more it spreads, the more evil it becomes.

From the very beginning, Bo Hirano, who was told in the first wave of Yipinlou, led the princess to break out immediately on the day of his wedding.

After turning around a few times and reaching the mouth of the storyteller in the Yong'an Teahouse, he has become Uncle Hirano who fought with the Chu swordsmith alone for three days and three nights.

Subsequently,

Surrounded by the 100,000 troops of Chu State,

Holding the princess in his arms, he floated away.

This is because the audience is different. Most of the people who drink tea in Yipinlou are high-ranking officials and dignitaries. They have their own channels to know some things. Teahouses, who do business with ordinary people, have to add some mysterious material to the story, so that people can listen with gusto.

Seriously, did Uncle Hirano abduct the princess?

Abducted!

That's it!

Father, Uncle Hirano seems to belong to my brother-in-law?

Hush.

Old He Tou lowered his voice, signaling He Chu to keep quiet, He Chu also nodded, and then looked around nervously, like a silver armored guard secretly meeting in Yanjing City.

For the He family, most of the things about their son-in-law (brother-in-law) were heard from this teahouse, and this teahouse likes to talk about Uncle Hirano every now and then, so the He family and his father knew about Uncle Hirano In the early years, he was promoted by his own son-in-law.

so,

My family!

And right now, the deeds of Bo Hirano entering Chu to snatch back the princess have spread all over the streets and alleys of Yanjing City. Even when the children at the entrance of the alley are playing around, some boys will pull out their wooden swords and knives and shout:

I am Uncle Hirano!

Then,

Hugging the little girl next door whom I have long cherished, I shouted:

Your Highness, come home with me and get married!

Subsequently,

It was the girl's own father who rushed out, raised the sole of his shoe and chased after her violently.

And here,

The He family and the father were just hearing that Mr. Shu said that Uncle Hirano and the swordmaker of Chu State were fighting in the sky, and they were fascinated.

Suddenly,

A group of soldiers rushed over suddenly,

One of the leading eunuchs is not Eunuch Zhang,

Eunuch Zhang saw the He family and his father sitting at the table at the gate at a glance.

Immediately screamed:

Just the two of them, take them away!

Before the He family and his father could understand what happened, they were picked up by a group of soldiers and taken away forcibly.

...

You said that Zheng Fan is really capable of making trouble. I thought he could rest in Xuehaiguan for a while, but who knew that he would suddenly go to Chu country and abduct Princess Ren back.

Just take a look, this is the book on Wujing, this matter is a final conclusion.

Zhao Jiulang took the notebook from Wei Zhonghe and read it carefully.

In fact, all kinds of rumors have already entered Beijing, and even some local government channels have also conveyed this news.

Therefore, it should be true that Uncle Hirano entered Chu, and it should be true that he brought back the princess.

But Jingnanhou was the same as before, no matter what happened, he was not in a hurry, it seemed that he deliberately waited for the folk wind to blow for a while, and then he sent in the book in a leisurely manner.

Among them, the key point of the excerpt is still about the temporary truce with Chu State. As for the matter about the princess, it is just a final incident.

Because of this, this also made the court face a wave of rumors, and felt a little confused.

Is that princess real? Is there anything wrong with this matter?

Any decision made by the imperial court must be determined in a down-to-earth manner, otherwise it will be a joke. Therefore, the imperial court has not made a sound about this matter.

Now,

Finally waited for the exact news.

Huh... Hou Zhezi of Jingnan said that the Princess of Chu State offered to have a relationship with Uncle Hirano. Your Majesty, please allow old minister Meng Lang. I really want to laugh, I want to laugh heartily.

This is what Zhao Jiulang said,

He did the same,

After putting down the folder,

With one hand on his chest, the other stroked his beard,

Then,

very seriously:

Hahaha, hahaha, haha, haha, hahaha!

Emperor Yan, who was sitting in the first seat, only felt short of breath for a while, and Wei Zhonghe, who was a Qi refiner, also felt that his body seemed to be out of breath under the laughter of Lord Zaifu.

finally,

Lord Zaisuke finished laughing,

take a deep breath,

road:

Forgive me, Your Majesty. If you don't smile at such a pleasant thing, it's really uncomfortable.

No problem, no problem.

Emperor Yan also sighed, and said: Didn't the Ministry of Rites draw up the titles of several princesses in advance, and I am not satisfied now.

Yes, it is indeed inappropriate. Zhao Jiulang echoed.

Previously, I thought it was Uncle Zheng who kidnapped the princess. That’s fine, titles like “Guiyi” and “Zhengqing” with obvious “abandoning the dark and turning to the bright” are fine, but now Jingnanhou said that it was someone who took the initiative. Those who want to follow into Yan, girls and girls have done this, the court of Yan Kingdom, naturally can't be stingy and want to take advantage of others with this title.

The Ministry of Rites prepares a set of Princess Rituals, and the Ministry of Accounts allocates the funds for the construction of the Princess Mansion and sends it to Xueguan.

The princess naturally lives in Uncle Hirano's mansion, and the money from the princess' mansion is actually a reward from the emperor to Uncle Hirano.

Then... Uncle Hirano? Zhao Jiulang asked cautiously.

It stands to reason that Uncle Hirano should be rewarded, but he is already an earl, and if he is promoted, he will be a marquis. It is really inappropriate for him to be promoted so quickly at such a young age.

Feng Ping Yebo before, in fact, has already gone beyond the standard.

Although Jingnanhou and Zhenbeihou were both crowned kings, in fact, the title of Dayan is still crowned with Hou.

Fortunately, Emperor Yan seemed to have considered it, and said:

Give Zheng Fan the title of Great General of the Cheng Kingdom.

The title can't be mentioned anymore, so let's mention it on errands. He used to be the general of Xueguan, but now he is the general of Chengguo.

But in fact, you are still in charge of the Xueguan land, because Cheng Guo, Cheng Guo died long ago.

Although there is still a Prince Cheng's Mansion in Yingdu City, they are already living a well-behaved life.

The soldiers and horses of the Three Jin Dynasties are all under the control of the Marquis of Jingnan. The so-called General Chengguo is actually like a false title. Adding it is equal to not adding it. Some.

Yan Huang also seemed to feel that it was inappropriate for him to dismiss him casually like this, and said:

A set of golden armor from the imperial court, and... the last time the barbarian envoy sent a gift list, there was a barbarian knife. I heard from them that it was forged from fine iron in the depths of the barbarian tribe, and I gave it together.

Yes, Your Majesty. Zhao Jiulang nodded, these should be enough.

After all, taking back the princess really made everyone very happy. Everyone in Dayan's court felt extremely comfortable and happy, but after all, it was not a siege with real results.

Also, give Wu Jing the sole responsibility for the etiquette of marrying Chu, don't let the people of Chu think that I, Dayan, is a barbaric state, and that I, Dayan, also respect etiquette.

The princess insists on going home with my son of Dayan, but those of us who are elders have to be ignorant of the rules.

We have to follow the process that should be followed;

Let Wujing hire Chu State!

It's Your Majesty.

At this time,

Emperor Yan seemed to have remembered something,

To Wei Zhonghe beside him:

Prince Xuan Six.

Yes, Your Majesty.

Wei Zhonghe left the imperial study room, and after a while, he came back again and said:

Your Majesty, after the Jingnan Hou Ye's notebook was delivered earlier, His Highness the Sixth Highness returned home with a copy of the notebook.

Because what Jingnan Hou sent up was not a special explanation about the captive princess came back, but a military report about the war with Chu, so the cabinet passed it first. Generally speaking, after entering the cabinet, this kind of report One copy will be sent to the Imperial Study Room, one copy will be sent to the East Palace, and one copy will also be sent to the other six. Obviously, the one sent to the household department must have fallen into the hands of Ji Chengjue.

This bastard.

Emperor Yan cursed.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, an eunuch hurried over from outside. Wei Zhonghe was standing at the door of the imperial study room at this time, and immediately stepped out to inquire about the situation.

immediately,

Just when Emperor Yan was about to open the next memorial,

Wei Zhonghe suddenly staggered in,

road:

Your Majesty, it's not good...

...

It happened like this,

As Uncle Hirano's benefactor back then, later investor, later partner, then later ally, and now a good brother;

When Ji Chengjue received this copy of the Jingnan Hou Zhezi transferred from the cabinet,

I couldn't wait to leave the palace and go home immediately!

Although it was rumored in various teahouses in the capital city that Uncle Hirano snatched back the princess of Chu, after all, no one knows whether it is true or not, including Ji Chengjue. Same.

Because he didn't receive the letter from Zheng Fan, it should be that Zheng Fan just came back and was too busy, so he didn't bother to write a letter to himself, no, it should be that there was a problem with the letter during delivery, so it didn't come.

How could he not want to share the joy with his best brother as soon as he snatched such a big deal from Princess Chu?

It must be so!

Then, after receiving Jingnanhou's paper and seeing the real result, Ji Chengjue couldn't wait to go home.

when you come back,

He Sisi was sitting in the yard eating fruit.

Hahahaha, it's true, it's true, that guy Zheng Fan really snatched back a princess, she is the sister of the Prince Regent of Da Chu, that is, the sister of the Emperor Da Chu, no, it's not right, or he took the initiative to marry him Zheng Fan left, hahahaha.

Ji Chengjue smiled like a child.

Then,

Ji Chengjue reached out and patted He Sisi's big belly gently,

road:

It's a good relationship. In the future, that boy Zheng Fan's child will also have the blood of the Chu royal family. It's not bad, it's just right for a baby kiss.

I don't know if it's because I can't wait to hear about Dingwa,

Or because of the reaction triggered by Ji Chengjue's light pats,

In short,

Next,

A scene that almost frightened Ji Chengjue's soul happened:

He Sisi suddenly showed pain on his face,

immediately,

There was also blood dripping from under the skirt,

this,

this,

this,

Premature!

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Thank you for being the 123rd and 124th lords of Molin, the students who are proud of the tsundere meow baby and the students with blocked nasal passages!

Good night.