After all, the two of us have been together for a long time.

Zenitsu: “?”

Wuzan shook his head:

“Two months, I didn’t even kidnap a little girl, and I was cheated twice!

You really disappoint me!”

Zenitsu: “???”

Use the right words!

What do you mean by kidnapping!

We really love each other!

Wuzan showed a smile like a “master hermit”, which was quite like the crooked-mouthed dragon king:

“Do you want to know how to successfully kidnap a girl?”

Zenitsu looked at Wuzan with contempt.

What do you mean by kidnapping!

"I love girls sincerely and wholeheartedly! I'm upright! What do you mean by "turning"?!"

"Tell me what to do!"

Muzan: "..."

"I'll give you a way to almost 100% marry a girlfriend, but you need to make some sacrifices."

Muzan laughed.

Zenitsu looked at Muzan: "A little sacrifice doesn't matter!"

Two wretched guys, one big and one small, came together with their arms around each other.

Muzan lowered his voice: "Since you are mentally prepared, come with me, but you must know that there is no room for regret in this matter."

He looked serious: "Are you sure?"

Zenitsu was also moved by the emotions and nodded heavily: "I'm sure!"

"Okay!"

Muzan was very satisfied: "Come with me!"

In the clothing store, Zenitsu looked at Muzan with a strange look on his face as he bought all kinds of girls' skirts, hair accessories, shoes, and even cosmetics along the way!

No?

What do you want to do? !

No matter how stupid Zenitsu was, he could see what this wretched thing was trying to do!

I won't accompany you anymore!

While Muzan was "picking clothes for him", Zenitsu quietly wanted to slip away.

Muzan glanced and lifted him up:

"Want to run away?"

Zenitsu: (T▽T)

I'm in trouble!

"You agreed to it yourself, I told you there's no regrets about this!"

Muzan had a grin on his face.

"I don't need to find a wife! Let me go!"

Zenitsu fluttered his limbs, trying to break free from Muzan's clutches.

"Now it's not up to you!"

Muzan laughed.

If it weren't for the fact that Zenitsu was not afraid and the two were just playing around, the clerk would have wanted to call the police.

Finally, Zenitsu was carried by Muzan to a dressing room.

He was given beautiful makeup and put on a beautiful dress.

Muzan nodded with satisfaction.

He felt that Zenitsu must look good in women's clothes!

In the original book, it was purely because the makeup skills of the Sound Pillar were too poor!

Zenitsu stood in front of the mirror, a little dazed.

What should I do, so beautiful!

Other girls are nothing!

As expected, the most beautiful one is still me~

Zenitsu's face turned red.

I am so beautiful~

I don't need a wife, I am enough!

(๑´ㅂ`๑)

Muzan looked at Zenitsu, he wouldn't give him any strange attributes, right?

"Zenitsu?"

Muzan asked tentatively.

Zenitsu looked at Muzan and nodded: "I understand your intentions!"

Muzan: "???"

What do you understand?

Forget it, tell Zenitsu what to do first.

Muzan touched Zenitsu's head and said under Zenitsu's gaze:

"You just need to use this look to compete with girls for boyfriends. When no one likes them, they will only like you!"

Zenitsu: "???"

Are you scolding me in a roundabout way?

Although Zenitsu was fascinated by himself for a while.

But he didn't really give up his life ideal-finding a wife.

But, what kind of crooked idea is this!

Muzan looked at Zenitsu with a look of disbelief and said:

"Just try it, it's okay to try anyway, maybe you will succeed?"

This is the existence of gambling psychology. Many scams take advantage of this mentality. Knowing that it is impossible, they still want to try.

So, they were deceived.

So, Zenitsu was tempted.

Try it?

It's nothing anyway.

Looking at Zenitsu running out in a little skirt, Muzan smiled and took a photo.

I will record all your black history!

(ಡωಡ)

Wusan followed with a smile.

How could he be absent from such a scene?

In the children's playground.

Zenitsu found his first target.

Sitting on the swing,

The boy pushed the girl on the swing.

Zenitsu knew that he had an obligation to stop these guys from falling in love too early!

He walked over righteously in a little skirt and a wig.

After approaching, he showed a shy and lovely expression, lowered his head and walked over in small steps.

Children are the easiest to make friends with, even if they are strangers, they are easy to deal with.

Zenitsu went over and gently pulled the boy's clothes:

"Brother, can you help me push the swing... No one plays with me..."

Zenitsu lowered his head, pouted slightly, and looked aggrieved.

The boy's face turned red all of a sudden:

"Oh! Okay!"

Girl: "???"

We are all children of a few years old, there is no need to use such sophisticated means, right?

Do I have a grudge against you?

Muzan took a picture of this scene in some astonishment.

He never expected it!

How can this child Zenitsu be so talented?

You are very good!

Have you seen a lot and have experience?

He has learned a lot at such a young age!

Maybe he really wants to get his wife through Muzan's crooked ways, or maybe he is too addicted to the fun.

Zenitsu's record is extremely impressive.

Two or three pairs a day.

He will pick up a pair whenever he sees one.

He has a tight control over the character of the shy little loli.

Although other people are so playful at a young age.

But they can't beat Zenitsu who has the support and guidance of a thousand-year-old guy behind him.

The two of them are unstoppable.

With their efforts, in just one month, there are almost no premature love around.

From little brats to teenagers in middle school.

No one is spared!

But after a busy month, Zenitsu only got the favor of some boys.

And the girls don't like him.

Are you free?

You have a lot of fun this month!

You change out of women's clothes and want to seduce us?

Go think about peaches!

On this day, the man who was deeply convinced by Zenitsu's routine ran towards Zenitsu with a bunch of wild flowers and a sum of money.

Muzan showed a smile of watching a show:

"Your partner is here!"

Zenitsu: "..."

Look at you!

What did you teach me!

Didn't you say you would help me find a wife? !

Why are there a bunch of men!

Muzan didn't care about Zenitsu's gloomy face at all:

"Go quickly!"

Zenitsu gritted his teeth, you guy!

You fooled me!

You wait!

I will get revenge sooner or later!

Still being fooled by Muzan, wearing a small skirt, Zenitsu walked towards the boy step by step with a gloomy face:

"I told you, I'm a man!"

The boy looked affectionate:

"It's okay, I really love you!"

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