Chapter 30 I like playing football the most! (New book for collection!!)|Monster Resurrection: The Awakening of the Mountains and Seas at the Beginning
Jiang Che was very emotional.
Now, the world really is going downhill, and even children have learned to lie.
He suddenly felt a urgency to urinate, and finally let go of the last compartment, gently pushed it open, and took out 30 centimeters, sighing for a while.
Then……
Boom–boom–boom!
Right when Jiang Che was peeing.
Outside the toilet, there was a clear sound of hitting a ball, and a pungent bloody smell entered Jiang Che’s nose.
The sound is moving, gradually entering the toilet, passing through the first compartment, the second compartment…
Slowly, he reached behind Jiang Che.
Jiang Che turned his head to look, but found that there was nothing behind him, and as he turned his head, the voice stopped abruptly.
But next second.
Boom–boom–boom!
The strange voice sounded again.
And the direction of the sound source is actually – in the toilet cubicle!
Jiang Che turned his head slowly.
In front of him.
A little boy with a stiff face suddenly appeared, and the little boy patted a bloody ‘ball’ with long hair on it.
The little boy continued to pat the ball for two seconds. He felt that the atmosphere was almost rendered, and he laughed awkwardly.
open mouth.
“elder brother…”
Half the talk.
boo boo~
A soothing voice suddenly sounded.
A stream of brownish-yellow liquid crossed a graceful arc and steadily rushed into the little boy’s mouth.
The little boy’s face froze at that moment.
Are you special? ? ?
And Jiang Che pondered for two seconds.
Slightly disappointed.
“It turns out that boy urine really can’t exorcise ghosts. I believe that Jiang has maintained a pure body for more than 20 years. Alas! Rumors hurt people.”
Bah!
Is this why you’ve been single for more than 20 years?
suffered such treatment.
The little boy was finally unable to collapse.
A gloomy voice sounded to the extreme.
“Brother, are you playing football?”
This sentence seems to have affected some mysterious power, and the lights in the toilet suddenly dimmed.
The door also closed suddenly.
In a dim toilet.
Jiang Che didn’t panic, he shook it 30cm, raised his pants, and showed an extremely enthusiastic smile.”Play, my brother likes to play with balls the most.”
The little boy was taken aback.
Are you reacting abnormally?
But he still said sullenly:
“Then brother, can you squat down, I’ll make you a ball, let’s play together.”
The little boy took out a boning knife.
Jiang Che squatted down according to his words.
“You’re too polite, little one. I don’t need your help. Brother, I’ll do it myself.”
The little boy was taken aback.
Are you so polite?
Still want to do it yourself?
Then he felt a strong big hand suddenly pressed down on his head, one hand lifted him up, and then the other big hand, with a ‘click’, broke his leg bone, followed by his arm, waist, Broken inch by inch.
The little boy also wanted to break free.
But what… this man is too powerful!
Soon, Jiang Che threw the little boy into a plate, and along with the crackling sound of his bones, a brand-new human skin ball appeared in Jiang Che’s hands.
“Children, come, my brother will play ball with you.”
Hear what he has to say.
The little boy has a question mark on his face.
Fire almost burst out of his eyes.
You shut up!
What about your horse?
When I say playing with a ball, I am not playing as a ball!
Please be a person!
And Jiang Che looked at the “eagerness” in the little boy’s eyes, and felt his impatient wait, so he nodded: “Okay, uncle, let’s start.”
He suddenly threw the ball in his hand and shot it with a “swipe” kick.
Boom!
A loud bang.
The walls of the men’s and women’s toilets were punctured.
The human flesh ball is stuck in the middle.
Although the little boy at this moment is not completely cool, he is already confused and fearful.
Are you the devil!
Treat an underage ghost like this?
“Woooo~ Mom~”
Under such inhuman abuse by Jiang Che.
The little boy actually burst into tears.
Usually I play with others as a ball by myself, but now being treated as a ball by others, very few people can experience the feeling of grievance.
“Why are you crying, little kid?” Jiang Che, the culprit, looked innocent and puzzled at this time. He pondered for two seconds and slapped his thigh.
“Brother now, is it not fun to play football?”
Abolish Nima’s words!
Are you being treated like a ball for fun?
The little boy’s viciousness and resentment.
“Then brother, let me teach you a fun game.” Jiang Che picked up the hammer.
“The name of this game is called—”
“Take the hammer!”
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