Dedicate Lolita to the infinite beauty

"Well, the rules of the game..." Elsebell held up her chin, then looked at the surrounding scenery, and said, "I remember you built a Heroic Spirit Arena, and used the battle of Heroic Spirits to resolve the conflicts between countries. Right? Why not make use of this Heroic Spirit Arena?"

"What do you mean..." Eliza took a step forward and asked, "The arena match?"

"No, knockout." Elsebell shook her finger and said, "The rules are very simple. Use the defense mode. Once you fail, it will be considered an elimination. When all the people on one side are eliminated, it will be considered a failure. How about that?"

"Is this the only rule?" The person in charge of the show stepped forward and asked, "Are there any more details? For example, the length of the battle, or whether there is a limit on the number of battles in a day, or how to close the ring. How many times counts as a direct victory, as well as wheel battles and other issues."

"Well, let's do this -" Elsebell thought for a while and said: "Each defender, after successfully defending ten times in a row, can apply to suspend the game until his/her state is rested. How about perfecting it and continuing to fight?”

"I see, does this method avoid the consumption of wheel battles..." Laura nodded thoughtfully - wheel battles are not impossible, but you have to consider whether they can really consume the opponent, otherwise the opponent will win consecutively After ten games, you can apply for a timeout to rest until you reach your peak, and then the round battle will be meaningless.

Therefore, if you want to play wheel battles, you must realistically consider the two factors of "reduced physical strength" and "number of winning and losing games" - and maybe the opponent breaks through and makes a comeback in the tenth game, which would be uncomfortable.

"If there is no problem, let's start, shall we?" Elsebell raised her finger with a smile and said: "In addition, this magnanimous demon king allows you to live broadcast the entire game? After all, this is about matters. To the future of your world~"

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Originally, the three views had been completely shattered, and then relied on the tenacious 502 to stick them back together. After seeing today's news, the three views seemed to have been run over by a hydraulic press, and they were completely shattered into powder.

"Are you kidding me?"

"Invasion of the demon world?"

"Is this a science fiction movie, asshole?"

Similar complaints and complaints continued one after another. Just when everyone thought it was a promotional video for a certain movie, they were shocked to find...

"Hey, why is this the news no matter how you change the channel?"

"Isn't the promotional video too much? This is advertising pollution!"

"No, this seems not to be an advertisement..."

"Huh? What evidence do you have?"

"Because TV Tokyo is broadcasting this news!!"

"What!? TV Tokyo also..."

"Oops, oops, oops!"

After netizens discovered that even TV Tokyo was broadcasting this news, a visible panic suddenly spread on the Internet - this is definitely, definitely not a joke, and it is definitely not an advertisement, this is... real! !

"What kind of super expansion is this? Isn't 2012 long gone?"

"The heroic spirits are reviving, the demon world is invading... My dear, am I really dreaming?"

"Shouldn't the spiritual energy be revived first, and then the whole people should practice for decades before the enemy comes?"

"How could the enemy give you time to practice!?"

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Pacific Station.

"Sure enough..." Looking at the noisy Internet, Eliza leaned back in her chair a little tired, then rubbed the bridge of her nose feebly, and said: "I knew that as soon as these news were announced, this The humans of the world will definitely get into a fight.”

"In the past three days, the crime rate has increased by 12%." The person in charge covered his face with his hands and said, "Pills, we have pills!"

"..." The person in charge of the demolition site was drinking tea very calmly - sorry, guns are prohibited in the demolition site, so it is very safe.

"So... what should we do now?" the German person in charge said with a tired look on his face: "Now the whole world is spreading rumors of world destruction and the end of the world."

"Indeed, some people even say that when the Mayans were copying the calendar, their hands shook and they accidentally wrote 2012 instead of 2021, so the real doomsday is 2021 and not 2012..." The French person in charge sighed heavily. He took a breath and said, "We have to find a way to solve the current situation, otherwise it will become more and more troublesome."

"What can be done?" Laura spread her hands and said, "Just participate in the exhibition honestly. After the results of the battle come out, everything will be solved."

"What do you say?" Amei, who is looking at you, asked.

"Are you stupid?" Laura said with extreme disgust: "If we win, won't the governments of various countries have time to slowly deal with those with cerebral palsy who are particularly crazy during this period? If we lose, what will happen to those in the devil world? Under the rule, do those people with cerebral palsy still dare to dance?”

To give a simple example, you see, there are some idiots who disdain the JC who enforces the law in China, and even beat the JC - why is this? It’s because Chinese JCs rarely carry guns! If you throw these idiots at Amei, and let them point at JC's dark muzzle, Amei, do you think these idiots would dare to jump?

"..."

The heads of each country looked at each other, and then nodded in unison—this seems to be the statement?

"But it's not good to just let them destroy it like this." The person in charge of Amei wiped the oil on his forehead and said bitterly: "The harm to social stability is really too great."

"No, no, no, you are the only one who is like this." Laura shook her head and said, "After all, in a free America, there are shootings every day! Our other countries don't have as much freedom of firearms as the United States."

"really!"

"Happy."

“It’s really funny~”

The leaders of other countries couldn't help laughing happily when they looked at America's deflated appearance.

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Have fun, laugh, and don't make fun of the game.

In the eyes of millions of people looking forward to it, the war of demonic invasion has officially begun.

The first one to take the stage was naturally the player from the Demon Realm, Andumari, ranked 72nd - this was a little lolita with long purple hair. She stood on the competition field with an arrogant look and glanced at the people in all directions. The camera, then snorted and said in a milky voice: "We are Anduma, the 72nd ranked among the 72 Demon Gods. Hey... hiss... I bit my tongue... it hurts..."

"Brothers, although I know it's not a good thing to say, but...it always feels...as if there is nothing wrong with being ruled by demons."

"One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed."

"I heard there are succubi in the demon world? I wonder if they will be assigned girlfriends."

"If possible, can it be a big sister with big breasts and a big ass?"

"A small horse and a big cart?"

“pαn.bαidu.com/s/……”

"Extraction code: 49xt"

"The good man upstairs has a safe life!"

"Good people upstairs!"

Before I knew it, the conversations on forums, barrages, Twitter, bibs, etc. were distorted to some extent.

"Humph, we are Andumari!" The little purple-haired loli put her hands on her hips, looking majestically at the group of heroes in front of her, and said, "Who among you will go first?"

"I'll go first." The speaker was a man with brown skin. A white line spread from his forehead downwards, "Intruders, unforgivable!"

The man holding a knife jumped on the stage, and then let the knife fly on his fingertips with a gloomy expression, like a butterfly among flowers - this was undoubtedly a show off, and the audience in front of the computer watched it. He was stunned for a while.

"As a matter of fact, when my fingers were still alive, I played like this."

"Indeed, me too."

"When I had fingers, I could play better than him!"

"Little guy, let me remind you-" Geronimo crossed his hands in front of him, then grabbed the knife in his hand with a "snap", licked it with a ferocious expression, and said: "This knife of mine, But it’s a knife covered in poison!”

"Ah, but you licked..."

"Ah this..." Geronimo reacted. He put down his hands at a loss, then looked around nervously and said, "How... uh..."

His face turned livid and he fell down foaming at the mouth.

"..."

At this moment, the entire earth was quiet for a few seconds.

End of this chapter

"Is this guy here to be funny?"

"No matter how you think about it, it's all just for fun!!"

"Hey, what does it mean to be poisoned by the poison you put on the knife?"

"I was very amused when I told you something!"

"It's really funny."

After nearly half a minute of silence, the screen was almost completely blank with the barrage of complaints. Everyone gave this heroic spirit a surprisingly high score when it comes to playing for free - I would like to call you the best in terms of comedy.

"..." The little Loli was distracted for a moment. She raised her head and looked at the other heroic spirits, and said weakly: "This, count me as the winner, right?"

"Um...ah...forget it...forget it." Youfang Zhihuo covered his face with a livid expression and said, "Is this guy a comedian?"

"Don't say other heroic spirits are comedians!" Oda Nobunaga looked at the fire on the right angrily and said, "My Okita-chan already has the pain of being a Saber but not being able to fire light cannons! You Are we going to take away her status as the only comedian she can boast of now!?"

"Pfft——"

Obviously the illness had been cured, but at this moment, Okita Souji still spurted out a mouthful of old blood. She lay on the ground and weakly held Oda Nobunaga's arm, saying: "Nobu, nobu kiss... I feel... ...I personally feel that...my identity worth boasting about should be the captain of the Shinsengumi First Team...or a genius swordsman or something like that..."

"Swordsman?" Oda Nobunaga was stunned. She lowered her head and glanced at Okita Souji, then scratched her head and said, "Obviously Okita doesn't know how to fire light cannons?"

"Uh-huh -" Miss Okita felt that she had been hurt a second time. She lay on the ground and let out a whimpering cry: "Anyway, I just don't know how to use light cannons! Wow, oh, why am I the one? Saber! Isn’t Assassin good??”

"Ha ha ha ha--"

Jin Pika laughed so hard that he almost died. He couldn't help summoning his King's Treasure, and then threw a gem to Oda Nobunaga and Okita Souji respectively, and said: "Very good! Please please Kill me! Huhahahahaha, you deserve a reward!"

"??"

When Istalin saw this scene, he couldn't help but widen his eyes - Nani! ? This way, you will get two gems of such high quality! ? Damn it, I don’t know if it’s too late for the comedian to debut today.

"Shouldn't we discuss who our opponent will be in the next battle now?" Laura rubbed her head speechlessly - why do these historical celebrities have the talent of being comedians? Could it be that being funny is the last word for social survival?

"Let me be the next one." At this time, a muscular man with brown hair, two horns, a bloody ax in one hand and a metal buckler in the other walked out of the crowd, and then looked at the stage menacingly. Andumari came up and said: "Let her see the power of the blood axe! Roar!"

"Oh oh oh! It's Elric the Blood Axe!"

"It's Eric!!" Eric turned his head and roared, and then with a roar, he jumped onto the arena, clashed the ax and shield in his hand hard, and said: "Blood, blood, Give me blood!"

"Humph, you fool." Andumari curled his lips with disdain and said, "Not elegant at all!"

"Elegance? Can that kind of thing help you win?" Eric sneered. He raised his ax high and shouted: "Suffer death! Demonic Pillar!!"

"Burning Style Andumari!"

Facing Eric who jumped over, Andumari raised his hands without hesitation and fired a magic cannon directly into his face. Facing this menacing magic cannon, Eric quickly blocked his round shield. in front of himself.

"Nice, block it!"

"Awesome, Brother Shield!"

"It feels a bit like Captain America."

"But there is an axe."

"Captain America with the Storm Ax?"

"Good guy, that's awesome!"

Seeing Eric actually blocking Andumari's attack with his shield, the audience suddenly became energetic and launched barrages one after another, feeling that they had a chance to win.

However, as time passed, the audience keenly discovered something was wrong - no, why did Eric keep stopping in mid-air?

"..."

Eric stepped on his shield with visible cold sweat on his forehead. He found that he seemed... unable to go down?

"Ha ha ha ha--"

At this time, Andumali put his hands on his hips and gave a classic three-part smile.

"What a stupid human being, you actually jumped into the air -" Andumari looked at Eric in the air with disdain and said, "Just turn into a star and disappear!!"

The firepower of the magic cannon further intensified, and Eric felt that his height was continuing to rise. He grabbed the handle of the shield tightly and shouted in panic: "Wait a minute, I'm afraid of heights... don't... press down." Kill the snails!!!”

In the midst of the shameful shouting, Eric turned into a shooting star and disappeared into the sky, leaving only the last line - what a disgusting feeling!

"ah……"

Others couldn't help but cover their faces - why is this person so embarrassed! You, a guy who can't fly, actually gave up your advantage on the ground and jumped up to float yourself into the air...

You've never been beaten by the floating infinite, right?