Dear Comrade

Dear Comrade Leader, Episode 251

To Jang Seong-taek, who was confused about how to raise the town (to think about the economy) without hurting Jeong-hwan, Jeong-hwan summed it up in one word.

“Yeah, measures like cancellation of visa issuance for separated families are not cold water, but lukewarm water.”

“… … ?”

“Now, the people of South Korea have become accustomed to our lukewarm republic over the past 20 years. A member of an equal international community that is logical, communicative, and able to deal with reason and logic. So, nowhere else, the leader of the ruling Saenara Party, the conservative ruling party, can openly say that we need to repatriate people who have fled from North Korea, and that’s right before the election. What then?”

Jeonghwan, who had spoken up to this point to Baek Seung-cheol and Jang Seong-taek, who looked at each other with expressions that they did not understand each other, came to a conclusion in one word.

“… … You have to cover it with cold water. I think we should make them realize for a moment what the republic was like in the past. In case you don’t know, this is called a mad strategy. Crazy people are just as dangerous as fools.”

‘At least the minimal cause has already been given to me, so it will take less effort than I thought to fix the diplomatic wave. Should I say thank you to those Hakchongryun idiots for this one?’

Thinking like this, Jeonghwan gestured to Baek Seung-cheol and gave instructions on the exact time and place of the launch.

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While this was happening in Pyongyang, if we go back to the situation in Seoul, one good thing and one bad thing were happening for Democratic Party President Noh Yun-hyeon.

The good thing was that, after expressing his beliefs about the refugees in the last statement, he was fortunately successful in passing the Democratic primary, the primary gate before the election, and being nominated for the Democratic presidential nomination.

In fact, speaking of the South Korean people in detail at the time, among those who took the position that they should ignore the demands of asylum seekers and repatriate them back, it was because, of course, there were hardly any people who truly liked North Korea or Kim Jung-hwan and had such a thought.

-Hihihihihiha: The world has changed a lot. The day will come when the Saenara Party will ask to please North Korea. Haha, considering the number of separated families, all tickets will be blown away if you touch it from over there… … Besides, there is a high-speed rail. To be honest, I also want to go to Mt. Baekdu and Cheonji on the high-speed train.

-A Tempes: ㅇㅇㅇ As soon as I heard that story, I bought the Pohang Steel stock and buried it until now! If the stock price crashes after the collapse of the high-speed rail between North and South Korea, then I really have to go to the Han River, so I support Park Geum-hye. No, actually, if it’s a party that makes me eat well and live well, it’s OK whether it’s Park Geum-hye or Noh Yun-hyun.

-Dksehdtn: Still, if you become Park Geum-hye, you’re sending all those kids doing things like Hakchongryun back to the North. Do you guys have no pride? Everything is crazy because Kim Jung-hwan sucks his ass, but… … Long live Noh-chan!

-Death White: Are you sane? If he becomes president, the country will be ruined. Let’s film June 25 season 2 with the North Korean People’s Army for the sake of the Hakchongryun or what? Then you will be on the front line. I have no idea at all. Don’t you know that diplomacy is basically cold business? That is the reason why a noble class like Noh Yun-hyun cannot be president.

-f3391_kdsmart609 : 22222. Also, I was a person who once exercised and threw Molotov cocktails, but these are not real. I’ve never seen a guy who tries to solve the problems of his own country by inviting another country to solve it, but who is supported by the people of his country.

-Ink Bird: I don’t need it all, and if a female president comes out, isn’t it blocking all p2p porn? Pony, my girlfriends roaming around in red… … Ha 👌 👌

Most of this was because of the thought that the current diplomatic relations with North Korea would not be of any benefit, fear that the high-speed rail connection would fail, that there would be political restrictions in North Korea’s business, or that they hated all the South and North Korean activists.

Unexpectedly, as Lee Hyeon-chang guessed, the middle class inside and outside the party who thought, ‘The demands of asylum seekers are absurd, but it is impossible to send them to North Korea to die.’

But the bad news is that, firstly, the opposition within the party, who used this ‘neither this nor that’ attitude of Noh Yun-hyeon as an excuse, started the Vito movement in earnest with the presidential election just around the corner. It passed and was nominated as the presidential candidate of the Saenara Party.

Moreover, in the case of Park Geum-hye, in contrast to Noh Yun-hyeon’s side, where plosive noises continued even before the start of the full-scale presidential race, the supporters inside and outside the party were so united that it was hard to find an analogy.

-Park Geum-Hye! Park Geum-hye! Election Queen! symbol number one!

– Oh, Youngae! Oh my gosh, Princess Mama! Please save this country one more time! Please lead our people on the road to reunification!

– Everyone, thank you, Park Geum-hye! From now on, with your support on our backs, we will prepare well for cooperation with North Korea, such as the high-speed train or the preparations, like the sea of sangjeonbyeok (桑田碧海), inside and outside the Saenara Party, with the promises and supporters, and the sacrifices made by the party members in the meantime will be so unforgettable. It is impossible, but using it as a counterbalance, we take a leap forward with the attitude of ‘this is the step towards unification’, and in this way than now, we will continue to develop and upgrade Korea’s brand value to better unite and lead the Republic of Korea and the entire Korean Peninsula. I feel like I have received a revelation to lead the two Koreas together as a partner, as a pair with General Secretary Kim Jeong-hwan, a leader who has been prepared since childhood like me to create a so-called luxury nation.

The sentence itself of the presidential campaigner above was a little (actually a lot) difficult to understand, but it is clear that the main catchphrase of the Park Geum-hye camp preparing for the 17th presidential election is inter-Korean cooperation, no, it goes one step further, ‘unification’. seemed

It was a scene that was hard to imagine just a decade ago, but over the past few years, the economic exchanges between the two Koreas and the benefits were the result of changing the economic newspapers that are more pro-conglomerate and the ruling party members who are more pro-conglomerate than the economic newspapers.

The camp’s economic policy, the self-proclaimed ‘unification economy’, was also an extension of this policy.

Park Geum-hye asked a skeptical question about whether North Korea and General Secretary Kim Jung-hwan would unify now, and what was the basis for that?

– I think unification is a jackpot. North and South, no, don’t you get all that energy and feeling when you see the high-speed rail between the North and South?

And in the unification that Park Geum-hye and the Saenara Party dreamed of, it was clear that the refugees from Hakchongryon were nothing more than a cumbersome obstacle.

The only strange thing was that Lee Hyun-chang, who should have repatriated asylum seekers sooner, and the incumbent president, whose term is short, continue to falter without accepting the North’s request for repatriation and making an official statement. did.

– The longer this issue is dragged on, the more disadvantageous to Noh Yoon-hyun. First of all, if we count only the number of votes, there is a difference between our side and the other side, but that side is an ideological pavilion that will never collapse, and what is our candidate Park’s side? … concrete! right! Isn’t that concrete? On Election Day we are supposed to win!

-Ah, I’ve heard a lot of strange rumors about the president and the princess not getting along. Anyway, no matter how high the trinity is, is it worth it if it is used by the royal grandson?

In fact, the opinions of all the experts who analyzed the first public opinion poll, which started a week after entering the presidential election, were not very different from those of the villagers who drink makgeolli at convenience stores.

The number of supporters on both sides is about the weaker advantage of Park Geum-hye, but Noh Yun-hyeon’s side is that the degree of concentration is low and the more time passes, the more vulnerable it is to variables.

And most of the variables only cause the dispersion of Noh Yun-hyun’s supporters, and it was difficult to find a variable that could steal Park Geum-hye’s votes, even after washing your eyes.

-Ma (what), after all, let’s run without a circle. I am grateful to have confirmed that there are still many people in this country who still believe that expelling those who have surrendered to the dictatorship and asylum seekers are far from the identity of the Republic of Korea. So please do your best.

In this way, Noh Yun-hyeon, who instructed campaigners and staff, actually went out and gave speeches, walked around the market, shook hands, and ran, but in the opinion polls that continued after that, there was a way to overturn the 4% difference with Park Geum-hye. was not seen

And finally, one morning with about a month left before the presidential election.

The ‘cold water’ that would change everything became the voice of an embarrassed anchor and poured over the heads of both camps.

– This is an emergency report. At 7 am today, North Korea launched a new missile with a range of 2,000 km into the East Sea. The North’s missile, which crashed at a point that barely left the maritime demarcation line, is read as an unprecedented dissatisfaction with North Korea’s supreme leader Kim Jeong-hwan, who broke expectations and expressed his dissatisfaction with the sluggish repatriation negotiations for asylum seekers in the North Korean Hakchongryon that had been going on for several months. .

– You didn’t hear it wrong. Icheon, 2000 km. Assuming that you trust all the announcements and specifications of the North Korean General Staff, the missile is found to have a longer range than any new missile currently possessed by the ROK military, which is shocking to several defense officials. It is shocking when information is available that these announcements are likely to be true or even have more striking capabilities.

– In addition, North Korea expressed its dissatisfaction with the South Korean government and the ruling party very directly in a very different tone than before through the Korean Central Broadcasting System, um… … When my seniors at my broadcasting station retired, I assured my juniors that they would no longer hear this tone of voice, but I think that expectation was wrong. Let’s hear it for ourselves.

And then, it was a certain tone that I was familiar with, but never missed, that I had been on the Korean radio for a really long time that completely blew the morning sleep of Korean voters.

-The supreme dignity of the republic, the supreme dignity of the supreme leader, and the puppet government of South Korea, who refuses the generosity bestowed by the comrade merciful, and plays with the reactionaries that will never be seen in the history of blaspheming the treason, saying that it is Hak Chong-ryeon. Lee Hyun-chang, the head of the National Assembly, and also, listen to the rats of the Saenara Party who are already presumptuously plotting a reunification economy and all sorts of petty conspiracies!