Datang Mechanical Era
Chapter 148
At this moment, there was a soft knock on the door, and two monks entered with food boxes, and placed refreshments on the coffee table in the middle of the room - in addition to tea, there were also snacks such as long eye powder and Qingfeng rice.
Xiuyuan said: "Come on, you're welcome. You can't eat this snack anywhere else. It uses the 'dropping' process: slightly heat the soufflé until it almost melts, mix in sugarcane syrup or honey, and then hold it in your hand. Pour some water onto a vessel such as a plate, and shape it while pouring. After freezing, the shape will stick firmly to the plate..."
"Shigeru Kondo! You've gone too far!"
At this moment, the incense burner in the middle of the coffee table suddenly made a sound of someone talking. The monk who was placing snacks was so frightened that he almost dropped the dishes in his hands to the ground.
"Knowing that I have no body and can't eat, you come up with such delicious things. What do you mean?" "Xianglu" continued.
At the same time, the donkey next to him also made a cry of "ahwu, ahwu", seeming extremely dissatisfied.
Bai Tianyang realized at this time: This incense burner should be a smart speaker, and the "IP address" Xiu Yuan mentioned just now corresponds to it. After Fang Hao logs in (possessed), he can make sounds through the speakers.
Xiu Yuan smiled and said: "I have good intentions and allow you to see and smell the sex and fragrance of these things, but you still criticize me. But tell me, what do you want?"
"Censer" said: "You know what I like."
Xiuyuan said: "Are you beautiful? The temple is full of monks. With your skills, you can look at all the beauties in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty however you want. Why go to the temple to look for beauties?"
"Cense Burner" said: "It's exciting to find beautiful women in the temple. Or do you want to compare with me?"
Xiu Yuan shook his head and said: "No, I don't have a single hair left. I still want to live for two more years. Let's just chat today. If you want to talk about history, I will chat with you about history; if you want to talk about beautiful women, I will chat with you. Just listen to what you say about beauties, and that’s all the rest..."
"Xianglu" suddenly sneered: "What are you looking at? Hey, what about you! Why are you staring at me! You bald donkey, you fool, believe it or not, I will give you a thumbs up again?"
It turned out that one of the monks serving tea was the one in the stable who was pushed into the feeding trough by the donkey. He had been glaring at the donkey viciously since he entered the room.
At this time, the "censer" suddenly attacked, and it took the monk a while to realize that he was talking about himself.
He looked at the "incense burner" in surprise. Unexpectedly, the donkey raised its hoof and kicked him on the back.
The monk said "Ouch" and took a step forward. The tea cup in his hand fell to the ground and broke into pieces with a "snap".
The monk was furious, got up and kicked the donkey.
Xiu Yuan said loudly: "Xing Chi!"
The monk was stunned and quickly put his feet back, but the donkey next to him screamed "oooo, oooo" even more happily.
Xiuyuan leaned over and collected the pieces of the tea cup on the ground one by one into the plate.
The donkey continued to bray loudly, and the "incense burner" also laughed and said: "Look at your appearance now. If you don't know, I would think you are really a qualified monk. I am the only one who knows what kind of thing you are."
At this time, Xiu Yuan had collected all the broken pieces of the tea cup that he could see, and handed the plate to Xing Chi next to him.
Tian Tianyang inadvertently glanced at the tray in Xiu Yuan's hand, and suddenly discovered that there was a very strange pattern on a broken piece of the tea cup.
It should be a pentagram split in half.
A huge shadow instantly enveloped Bai Yang's heart.
He secretly moved his body and covered a small fragment of the teacup under his legs.
Xing Chi took the tray, glared at the donkey, then looked at the incense burner, and left angrily.
Xiu Yuan said to Bai Tianyang, "The last time we met was almost six years ago, right?"
Bai Tianyang said respectfully: "Yes. Shanghai New Jiujiang Hotel. I wanted to do a project at that time to implement the algorithm you invented, so I pestered you for four hours."
Xiuyuan said: "Remember, I had just done something very happy at that time, so I had the patience to talk to you. Did you not expect that I would be here now?"
Bai Tianyang nodded and said, "Are you... here for fun, or..."
Xiu Yuan said: "I officially became a monk here."
"Hahahaha!" "Cense Burner" let out a burst of sharp laughter.
At the same time, the donkey also screamed "oooo, oooo" and even fell to the ground, kicking its hooves wildly.
"The famous Shigeru Kondo, the founder of the 'Kondo Algorithm', the 'crazy Shigeru' who vowed to 'experience all the beauties and taste the best food in the world' actually went to a temple to become a monk, hahahaha..."
Bai Tianyang looked at Xiu Yuan in confusion.
That's right, the monk in front of him is from Japan and is the computer algorithm expert that Bai Yang admires most.
Xiu Yuan said: "The beauty is fake, the food is fake, and 'Crazy Amao' is also fake."
"Incense burner" sneered: "Then life is also fake? You commit suicide and show me your death."
Xiu Yuan smiled slightly, did not answer Fang Hao's words, but said lightly: "I haven't seen you for so many years, your temper..."
"Censer" said: "It's just like when you were alive, right?"
Xiuyuan nodded.
"Censer" said: "Do you know where I put you in the 'Blissland'?"
Xiu Yuan smiled and said: "I am very satisfied if I have a place in the 'Bliss World'. How can I dare to be picky?"
"Incense burner" said: "I put you in the 'City of Paradise'. But you are not a human, you are a bed bug, the kind that gets trampled to death at every turn. You are about to die, and you can experience it when you die."
Xiu Yuan smiled slightly and said nothing.
There was an awkward silence.
Tian Tianyang looked on coldly: There may be a big gap or even hatred between Fang Hao and Kondo Shigeru.
But what's going on?
Kondo Shigeru has been famous for a long time and has achieved extremely high achievements in the field of algorithms. His annual salary is said to be in the hundreds of millions. The fact that he can serve as the abbot of Bodhi Temple is enough to prove his terrifying financial strength - senior roles in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty are definitely not cheap.
Fang Hao has always been unknown, and the outside world has rarely heard of his name, but he can construct the "Elysium", so it can be seen that he is also a quite powerful character.
But how can the two of them intersect? So that Fang Hao wants to turn the other party into a bug in the "Elysium Realm"?
Bai Tianyang couldn't think of a reason for the moment, so he could only keep stuffing snacks on the coffee table into his mouth and drinking tea - he was indeed hungry and thirsty.
Xiu Yuan kept looking at Bai Tianyang, and he just kept looking at it. After seeing it, Bai Baiyang felt uncomfortable all over:
Is it because I look too ugly when I eat?
Looking at the coffee table, he saw that more than half of the three plates of snacks had been eaten, all eaten by himself. Bai Yang suddenly felt his face getting hot and stopped eating.
Xiuyuan laughed "haha": "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, UU read www.uuknshu.net. The poor monk had a full dinner. These things were originally meant for you." After a pause, Xiuyuan continued. Said: "The poor monk just thinks that you are great, so I want to look at you more."
During the day, Yang Qi said: "Amazing?" As soon as the three words came out of his mouth, he suddenly "burped" - it turned out that he had eaten too fast and choked and hiccupped.
Xiuyuan nodded slowly, turned to the donkey and said, "Mr. Fang, do you know why I want to hide here?"
The donkey didn't move and said nothing, and the "censer" didn't make any sound.
Xiu Yuan said calmly: "I still remember that 5 years ago, I published the paper on binary search trees."
"Is it yours? Is it your paper?" "Censer" suddenly asked angrily.
At the same time, gas also spewed out from the donkey's nostrils.
Xiuyuan said: "You said I plagiarized, but I propose: This can be regarded as the result of our independent research."
"Fart! Fart! Fart!" "Censer" yelled.
The donkey also suddenly raised its front hooves and stepped heavily on the ground in front of it.
At this time, Bai Tianyang suddenly noticed that there were changes on the walls of the room.
On the wall where the door was located, the original graffiti suddenly became blurred.
Just like the animation in PPT, these graffiti disappear completely in less than 2 seconds.
Only the bare, slightly mottled walls were left.
But this state only lasted less than 1 second. Then, new symbols, numbers, words and some deduction processes began to appear on the wall.
There are circles on top, and there are straight lines connecting the circles under the circles.
Bai Tianyang instantly understood that this was a simplified version of the paper Xiu Yuan published five years ago.
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