Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

"Brother! My brother told you that your opinion is so right! Hey, if I hadn't pretended to be crazy, I probably wouldn't be where I am today."

"I worked so hard to confuse Emperor Sui Yang back then. Hey, now that I think about it, it's as if all of this was still yesterday."

"Who said it wasn't, brother! Looking back, it's already a rare year. Hey..."

"By the way, brother, are these glasses good? These are only temporary products. When I go back, I will make you another one with a gold edge. It will definitely look much clearer than this."

"Haha, okay, okay, thank you brother! It's been two or three years since I saw it so clearly!"

Outside the gate of Tai Chi Hall.

Li Shimin quietly hid behind the door, listening to the voices of brother and brother in the Great Hall.

His back couldn't help feeling numb.

He couldn't figure out how Chu Ze did it.

Didn't it mean that he was arrested and brought to the Tai Chi Hall?

Why are you talking so passionately with his father now!

This sound of brother and brother, those who don't know really think they have known each other for many years.

"This Chu Ze.. After you caught him, what did he do?"

After confirming that the guards were not lying to him.

Only then did Li Shimin retreat quietly.

After coming to a corridor next to the Tai Chi Hall.

He looked at the chief guard who had reported to him with a strange expression.

"Your Majesty... We didn't arrest Mr. Chu. The maid beside him was wearing the badge of Chief Don Nuo, so we didn't dare to act presumptuously. Therefore, we invited him here politely."

"These are not important now. I just want to know what he did..."

Li Shimin as Li Yuan's son.

It is not impossible to say that he is the person who knows Li Yuan best.

But even if it is his own son.

But he couldn't figure out why Chu Ze was able to chat with his father so well in such a short time.

Isn't this kid not very attractive when he talks about "760"?

"This... After Mr. Chu followed us to the outside of the Tai Chi Hall, he just sorted out his clothes a little bit, and then walked in with his head held high."

"And when he saw the Supreme Emperor, he even scolded the Supreme Emperor..."

"What did you say? How dare this bastard scold my royal father for turning against him?"

Originally, Li Shimin, who was only full of curiosity, heard what the chief guard said.

When Chu Ze came in, he immediately scolded his father.

Li Shimin almost couldn't hold back and roared directly.

If it wasn't for the last thought that this is the Tai Chi Hall.

If his father knew that he was here, he would probably be a little bastard again, and he would be scolded by the little bastard.

Thinking of this, Li Shimin reluctantly turned down the volume.

But just from the gnashing of teeth, one can tell how angry this majesty is now.

"Why is this bastard scolding? You...you express it a little bit..."

Although I feel very angry at Chu Ze's rude behavior.

But Li Shimin still suppressed his anger, intending to understand the whole story of the matter first.

"Uh...Your Majesty, the general will say these outrageous things..."

"I forgive you for your innocence, but I look more tactful..."

"As ordered."

After getting Li Shimin's permission, the head guard sorted out his language a little bit.

Afterwards, he still looked a little weird and said.

"But as soon as Mr. Chu entered the door, he saw the Supreme Emperor eating."

"Then he suddenly yelled: Hey! You old man, you are going to die! This is the emperor's bedroom, how dare you steal it?"

"And the Supreme Emperor was shocked by Mr. Chu's sudden voice."

Hearing this, Li Shimin subconsciously stretched out his hand and pressed his aching forehead.

This kind of thing that suddenly yells out loudly, and then directly scares people stupidly.

This bastard Chu Ze can definitely do it.

"And then? What did my father say?"

"Uh... Back to Your Majesty, the Supreme Emperor seemed to be frightened by the gentleman. He just raised his head and stared at him blankly. Before he had time to speak, the gentleman spoke again.

"Don't give people a chance to speak at all.. This is his style, what did he say next?"

Thinking of when Chu Ze scolded Kong Yingda earlier.

That is indeed an extremely fast speech, and as long as others intend to open their mouths to refute. t

He would suddenly raise his voice and directly forcibly interrupt others.

"Mr. saw that the Supreme Emperor was stunned. He walked straight towards the Supreme Emperor.

"Then, he just snatched the chopsticks from the Supreme Emperor's hand."

"Then, he was directly lifted up from the chair by the Supreme Emperor."

"Then... Then he said: Although you look old, you are quite heroic! Are you the old guard of the Supreme Emperor?"

"If you want to steal it, you can't steal it like you. Who is the Supreme Emperor? The founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty, a hero who fought all the way in the troubled times of the end of the Sui Dynasty."

"You are so blatantly stealing, why don't you be discovered? If you want to steal, you have to do this. Stand by the side, and then eat a piece from the corner of each dish. Hehe, you can't see it like this." Come out and be passive."

"You! Don't think that you can fool the emperor because he is old. Although the lion is old, its prestige is still there."

"For an old hero like him who ended the war in the world and kept the world safe, do you know that you should be in awe?"

"Okay, I won't report you this time. Go to the side and wait, the Supreme Emperor will probably come soon."

When Li Shimin heard that the chief guard attached all the words that Chu Ze said earlier.

He was still full of anger.

At this time, people were completely stunned.

This... this kid must have done it on purpose!

Isn't he just flattering?

Good guy, so this bastard thing actually has this purpose?

Although the lion is old, its prestige is still there!

The old hero who ended the war in the world and kept the world healthy.

These words, which sentence is not flattering?

Although I didn't see the scene at that time.

But just listen to what the chief guard said.

Li Shimin could already imagine it.

Chu Ze, this guy, this shows that he is going to bully the elderly!

"After that... after this bastard finished saying these words. How did my father react?"

Although Li Shimin could roughly imagine the scenes at that time.

But he couldn't imagine his father's reaction.

Because...he didn't dare to do that.

"After that... the Supreme Emperor asked Mr.: Do you really think that the Supreme Emperor is an old hero?"

"After hearing this, sir, he gave the Supreme Emperor a blank look. Then...then..."

When the head guard said this.

He seemed to be tongue-tied.

No matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't say the next thing.

On the other hand, Li Shimin was just curious.

But I couldn't hear the following for a long time.

This made him a little anxious.

"Then what are you talking about! I have said it all, I forgive you for your innocence, you tell me quickly, even if you are scolding me, you have to finish telling me... Hurry up.

"Of course, Your Majesty...will finally offend you..."

"Mr. Chu then said: If it wasn't for Li Shimin's black-eyed sons and daughters who failed the emperor's wishes and suddenly launched a coup..."

"Enough...you can't omit it here? Just say that he scolded me a few words?"

"Ah? But... His Majesty asked me to..."

"Okay, just tell me briefly what happened afterwards.

"After that... after Mr. scolded His Majesty, the Supreme Emperor suddenly became very happy, and then repeatedly praised and scolded His Majesty."

"Uh... Afterwards, the Supreme Emperor also scolded His Majesty... and then Mr. also scolded a few words in line with it."

"Afterwards, the Supreme Emperor revealed his identity. The gentleman obviously pretended to be surprised and apologized to the Supreme Emperor. Then...the Supreme Emperor scolded you, Your Majesty, and praised Mr.

Although the chief guard has omitted a lot of content.

But with this way of telling, it still made Li Shimin's face pale.

okay!

The trick to building a good relationship with his father is to scold him, right?

Well you Chu Ze, you wait for me..

You see how I deal with you later.

"Okay, let's omit the part of scolding me. After scolding is over? How did it become like this?"

"Uh... After the scolding, the husband and the Supreme Emperor chatted about some things before the Supreme Emperor, and then the conversation became more and more vigorous. The Supreme Emperor thought we were an eyesore and kicked us out."

"When we hear the message from the Supreme Emperor again, it will be... the matter that the Supreme Emperor said that he wants to worship the altar and sworn obeisance with Mr...."

After Li Shimin listened to everything that happened.

He basically had a rough picture in his mind.

After Chu Ze was brought to the Tai Chi Hall, before his father could blame him, he directly came to strike first.

Then, when his father didn't realize the opportunity, he quickly flattered and said good things.

After letting his father's first impression of him be full.

After that, just step on him, the emperor, to take the throne..

By scolding himself, he won the favor of his father.

In the end, he boasted about his father's achievements, and then belittled himself..

After going back and forth, he became acquainted with his father directly...even, he probably used some things from later generations to please the old man.

In this way, the old man who is now out of power can't directly treat him as a sycophant as a treasure!

People, as long as they are old, what they like to do most is to brag about when they were young.

And Chu Ze has a natural advantage in this regard.

All kinds of future generations' evaluations can be used directly.

Just pick good things to say, and then show some unique understanding of "myself" from time to time.

Then his father didn't just regard him as a treasure.

That is directly regarded as a great talent, as a bole!

"This damaged goods.."

After thinking about everything, Li Shimin laughed angrily.

Because, when he thought of how this guy Chu Ze managed to establish a good relationship with the old man by scolding himself.

He wished he could just tear it up in his mouth.

However, Li Shimin looked at the Tai Chi Hall ahead......

From time to time, Li Yuan's thick and hearty laughter would be heard.

Such a hearty laugh.

He hadn't heard it for a long time.

Obviously, Chu Ze seems to have a lot of experience in making the elderly happy.

It seems that it is not impossible to blame him.

After all, this guy scolded himself the emperor.

And it's definitely not good to scold.

But it seems that it is not impossible to reward him.

After all, he came here and made the old man so happy.

Li Shimin is a son.

But the son who has done wrong things.

He should really thank Chu Ze too.

But... this guy scolded him!

And the scolding must be ugly.

What did I reward him for? Rewarding him for scolding myself?

Isn't this a bitch...

When Li Shimin was still figuring out these things.

Chu Ze actually walked out from the Tai Chi Hall.

That's right, just like an old man, he walked out very swayingly.

After he glanced around.

Immediately found Li Shimin in the distance.

Li Shimin had to make a move.

He had already walked towards this side with a proud face.

"Your Majesty! The old Majesty asked me to bring you a message. Do you want to listen?"

Li Shimin looked at Chu Ze who was full of embarrassment.

He waved to the guard beside him.

Under Chu Ze's suspicious gaze.

He actually took a bamboo stick half as thick as a finger from the guard's hand.

Then, before Chu Ze could react, what was he going to do.

Li Shimin had already held up the bamboo stick and pulled it out towards his thigh.

"Damn it.. What the hell are you doing.. Oops. Your uncle! Are you really fighting?"

"Hey...Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I was wrong. Fuck...you should be gentle..."

"I have tolerated you for a long time, do you know? Huh... Do you know that after I became emperor these years, I usually kill people directly. There are very few people I want to smoke. And you

Chu Ze, definitely counts as one..”

"Aren't you comfortable scolding me? I asked you to prepare some secret recipe for me, and you came here to make fun of the old man.

"You also let the palace maid lie and say that you were taken away!"

"Do you know how anxious I was to come all the way? I'm afraid I'm late, and your kid will be chopped off by my father.

"Ah! It's good for you.. Don't talk about eating and drinking at my father's place, and you still have to befriend my father, right?"

"I asked you to worship me, I asked you to be my brother, I asked you to cause me trouble in a day..."

"Hey... it hurts, it hurts... I'll go, take it easy..."

"Hey...Your Majesty, we are almost done. This bamboo really hurts..."

"I can slap you if it doesn't hurt? You still dare to run, don't you? Stand there for me!"

"You think I'm stupid! I'm standing there for you to continue pumping? Damn...it's making you slap your skin! Are you so deadly?"

I was already hungry all morning.

Li Shimin, who rushed all the way in a hurry just now,

After chasing with Chu Ze for a while.

Physical strength is also a little behind.

As for Chu Ze, in Li Yuan's place, it is small wine and delicious food.

It took a long time to make all kinds of things.

3.5 Physical strength is still strong.

Except I didn't pay attention to it a few times at first.

After that, it didn't hit me at all.

After running for a certain distance, it was confirmed that Li Shimin would not continue to catch up.

Only then did Chu Ze reach out and touch the place where he was whipped just now.

Good opportunity, this touch, he grinned at the pain.

This fried pork with bamboo shoots is really delicious!

And he didn't expect it either.

Li Shimin would actually hit him.

And he's even ready for the guy thing.

"You boy... Huh~ You boy, be careful, next time, do you think I will still talk to you?"

Li Shimin bent over, supported his knees with his hands, and took a few deep breaths slightly out of breath.

After that, he stared fiercely at Chu Ze and said.

Seeing that it is impossible to catch up.

So, he threw away the bamboo stick in his hand.

And after Chu Ze saw that he didn't intend to continue chasing him.

This is what he said to Li Shimin.

"You don't know a good heart... Your Majesty asked me to send you a message: You are a coward who dares to be a coward. What is it? Now you are so cowardly that you dare to come to the Taiji Hall, but you dare not roll into it."

Are you ready to see me?"

"If that's the case, then you can just get out. I don't have a useless son like you."

When Chu Ze said this, he didn't just learn the words.

Even the tone of voice is learned, which is called a lifelike one.

After finishing speaking, he looked at Li Shimin who was about to bend down to pick up the bamboo strip he had just lost.

He immediately gave up.

"Hey...Your Majesty, the old Majesty is letting you in! Why don't you hurry up? I managed to coax you, but you got annoyed after a while."

"As the saying goes, longing in the world. Is it because the child wants to support, but the relative is not there!"

"Your Majesty is not young anymore, do you want to leave regrets for the future?"

After hearing what Chu Ze said.

Li Shimin's movements immediately froze in place. .