Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

"You two met Chu Ze in private, right? Yesterday's wine, did you drink to your liking?"

"Hey, Your Majesty, you don't know! The wine made by little brother Chu Ze is really good after drinking! It's like swallowing a knife alive."

"Yes, yes! It's just that the stamina is a bit strong. I'm still dizzy now."

Li Shimin originally wanted to point out these two idiots.

In the end, he didn't expect it either, after mentioning the drink he drank yesterday.

These two guys with some nerves in their heads didn't even hear Own's out-of-strings at all.

Not only did he not understand the implication of own, but he also became complacent.

At this time, after Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong talked about the wine, their eyeballs rolled around.

From time to time, he licked the corners of his mouth and made an expression with endless aftertaste.

"Hey~"

Seeing the posture of these two idiots, Li Shimin suddenly felt a headache.

"Okay, okay, you both shut up, I was drunk and missed the court meeting today, and I will settle the score with you two later.

"Now tell me first, what exactly do you mean by being a door god?"

Bringing up the door god again,

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde immediately became excited.

The two of you said one word, and I said one word, after telling the whole story of yesterday.

Li Shimin, who knew what happened, couldn't help showing a hint of surprise on his face.

"So you mean that from now on, the fact that Shu Bao and Jingde will guard the gate for me will be widely spread among the people, and the two will be enshrined as gods and revered as gate gods. After a thousand years, they will still inherit the incense of the common people?"

As Li Shimin was talking, a smile could not help showing on the corner of his mouth,

door god!

My two generals just guarded the door for me!

For this matter, he can be revered as the door god by the people of later generations.

Then he, the emperor...doesn't he appear to be more stylish?

Think about it, it's just that the two generals who guard the gate for me can be moved to the gods.

This is especially true, what kind of wise king I will be in the mouths of the people in the future generations!

Thinking of this, Li Shimin was very concerned about the fight between these two idiots in the palace.

Instead, he seemed less angry.

Even looking at the two people who were still facing each other at this time, he actually felt a little cute.

"Your Majesty, this old goblin already has the status of a veteran of the three dynasties. Brother Chu Ze didn't mention yesterday that we also have the status of a veteran of the three dynasties. That must mean that I died earlier than this old goblin!"

"Your Majesty! My life is not as long as his. If I lose this position again, I will be really wronged!"

"Your Majesty, we, Yu Chigong, are loyal to Your Majesty. You must help us keep our god position!"

Yu Chigong knew it himself.

In terms of playing tricks and tricks, Cheng Yaojin's hob meat can surpass him by a few blocks.

Let's say it well, it's hard to guard against house thieves at night.

Don't be afraid of thieves stealing, but be afraid of thieves thinking about it.

There is no difference between Cheng Yaojin and a thief now!

No, he is a thief.

If this is not on his guard.

It's hard to say, the position of Own will be floating in another day!

"Ahem.. You can't live so long by yourself, so you can't blame me! As for the position of God.. Shall we stop discussing it?"

"No discussion. Don't even think about it, this is mine.."

Li Shimin looked at Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin who were fighting each other.

He waved his hands angrily.

"That's enough for the two of you. I told you that in my later years, I let people guard the gate to sleep. Do you think I need you to guard the gate now? Stop making trouble. Get out of here quickly.

"I, the two majestic princes of the Great Tang Dynasty, know how to be ashamed all day long. You are not afraid of people's jokes when you say it, but I am also afraid of people's jokes!"

"Today's brawl in the palace, everyone will be fined for three months."

"Also, because of the fact that you missed the court meeting due to hangovers, you will be fined not to drink alcohol for two months.

"Now, get out of here!"

After hearing Li Shimin's order to evict guests.

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde looked at each other.

Immediately, I felt that what His Majesty said seemed to make sense!

The current His Majesty is at his peak, who needs someone to guard the gate!

So, the two guys laughed and ran away in a hurry.

As for the punishments Li Shimin just mentioned.

Is there such a thing?

If the salary is really deducted by then.

They'll just go to the household department to find fault.

If it is true that the Ministry of Households does not issue them, then they will ask His Majesty to borrow it.

It's not the first time anyway...

As for Prohibition?

Secretly drinking at home, who would know?

At the same time when Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde entered the palace and made a joke.

Chu Ze also completed his teaching task on the first day.

He is full of food and drink.

Although I lost a piece of clothing today, I had a good time overall.

"Chu Dage! Chu Dage.."

Chu Ze, under the protection of the palace guards, has just returned to his small courtyard.

I heard someone calling myself.

After looking in the direction of the sound.

Only then did Chu Ze see Fang Yiai, who was sneaking around the corner of the wall.

"What are you doing? You're acting like a thief in your own home!"

"Hey! Chu Dage, you don't know. After the old man came back from the palace today, he didn't know what happened. When he saw me, his eyes looked like he wanted to eat me. I didn't dare to see him anymore. "

Fang Yiai looked around, after confirming that his father was not around.

Only then did he dare to come out.

"Chu Dage, I heard the news yesterday! Yanyun Tower has a new oiran today! I heard it is from Persia. His hair is golden yellow, and his eyes are still blue!"

"How is it? Do you want to see and see?"

As Fang Yiai spoke, she couldn't help but see bursts of longing in her eyes.

It is fake that he asked Chu Ze to go together.

It is true that I want to see and see for myself!

This is quite a rarity!

"Uh... the last love. It's not my brother who said you. In life, there is not only the troubles in front of you, but also the troubles in the distance. To be a human being, you have to look forward to know?"

"Ah? Chu Dage, what are you talking about?"

Fang Yiai looked at Chu Ze's weird expression.

His slightly careless brain suddenly felt a little overwhelmed.

What is the struggle in front of you, the struggle in the distance?

very messy.

"Hey! You, you just don't have any sharp eyesight! My brother has been high for so many days, and the rewards given by His Majesty have already been completed. These two days, Your Majesty has been tight. Go see it first when the time comes. Meet your Golden Retriever.

"But do you know that you are too shy?"

"Why do you need someone to say it so clearly!"

As Chu Ze said, he shook his head speechlessly and walked towards the own small courtyard.

Didn't Yu Chigong, the door god, say yesterday that he wanted to send him money?

Half of today has passed, but there is no movement at all.

Isn't this cheating!

Delayed trip ah..

"Chu Dage, it turns out that you have no money! What are you going to do? We have only had such a good time for two days. If we break up after this, I'm afraid we will worry about it!"

After Fang Yiai heard that Chu Ze had no money.

The light in his eyes suddenly lost.

But although this kid was a little disappointed, he just abandoned Chu Ze and left without saying a word.

He just followed behind Chu Ze dejectedly.

"If you don't have money, there are ways to play. I don't care. Anyway, if you don't believe me, you can write a few poems and make yourself known as a romantic and talented man. With my brother's appearance, he will be popular wherever he goes."

"It's you... I'm afraid it will be a little difficult."

Because of the times.

In today's Tang Dynasty, the status of literati is quite high.

If you have a few good articles or poems.

It can be said that you are a celebrity in the world.

Especially at fireworks venues.

Many girls are fascinated by poetry.

Just the reserves in Chu Ze's mind.

To be a Wen Chaogong, among other things, at least going to the brothel is more than enough.

Don't you see, Liu Yong spent his whole life in brothels.

Just relying on the ability to write lyrics and make poems with one hand, can you die safely?

One sentence, the belt is getting wider and wider, and I will not regret it at the end, because of Yixiao, people are haggard!

It is also eternal!

"Chu Dage! You can't just leave my brother like this. You brought me into the fairyland step by step. If you just leave me like this, I don't care. Then how can I live?"

"How about this, Chu Dage, don't you have a lot of ideas in your head? Let's not rely on others. How about we make money by ourselves? You come up with ideas, and I will run errands for the rest. If you make money, it's all yours. Hehe... just take me with you when you go out. How about you!"

A luxurious life is like tarsus poison.

During this time, Fang Yiai had a great time following Chu Ze.

If this suddenly brought him back to the beginning.

How can he bear it?

"Well, it seems that this is not impossible. Hehe, Your Majesty made me hurt once. I guess it will not be easy to get money from him next time."

"Even if it can be picked out, there must not be much."

In fact, Chu Ze’s initial idea was to make money by himself.

Just because of identity issues.

It's not good for him to come too blatantly.

So what he thought was, after killing Li Shimin and hurting him.

If he doesn't give money, doesn't he have an excuse to make money casually.

Originally, I thought that if I was an emperor, I could kill him a few more times.

But who knew that this old Li was so disappointing.

Didn't it just cost him 50,000 guan?

Counting the value of future generations, it is only more than one billion.

This is so painful.

Really stingy enough.

"Chu Dage, so you agree? Then you should hurry up and explain it! I will take people to prepare it right away.

"If it's a daily fortune, it might catch up with the golden-haired lion king of the Yanyun Tower to come out of the pavilion!"

After hearing that Chu Ze agreed to own's proposal.

Fang Yiai immediately became excited.

He was like an eggplant beaten by frost, but he jumped up to a height of more than three meters in one step.

And Chu Ze rolled his eyes slightly.

Feel the hot wind blowing around.

"Yi love, do you still remember the summer ice technology I played with when I first came to see your father? You said that if I made a lot of ice, would someone buy it at a high price?"

"Well! It's good to be careful. The weather is so hot now that people are about to be roasted. Let alone our people's homes. The ice hoarded in the palace is probably used up."

"If we produce a lot of ice cubes at this time, they will definitely sell well!"

After Fang Yiai heard that Chu Ze mentioned Bing.

His eyes immediately lit up.

A few days ago, the youngest son of Chai Shao's family was too hot.

So secretly took a few people to swim in the moat.

almost

Just be buried there.

This is if you can provide unlimited ice cubes to these people.

Money, will it be less?

"That line, since it's decided, let's do it, Yiai, you go outside and collect more saltpeter, and you can buy as much as you can. Then get a few copper basins, which will be thinner this year. It's better to

Made as thin as paper. "

"Is that enough?"

"Yes, you need saltpeter. No, you need a mill and a grinder, and the saltpeter has to be ground into powder.

"I don't need these, I have them at home. Then Chu Dage, I'll go first.. Hey! That's not right.. Chu Dage, I.. I have no money"

Fang Yiai was excited and wanted to run outside.

As a result, he had just run two steps before turning back in frustration.

Although the Fang family is not poor.

But Fang Xuanling's family education is relatively strict.

Fang Yiai herself is rather skinny.

The pocket money given is basically gone as soon as you get it.

This made him go shopping for materials.

Where did he get the money from?

As for Chu Ze, he basically ran out of money.

"I don't even have the principal to play with a hammer! Damn..."

After hearing Fang Yiai's words that he had no money.

Chu Ze was also a little speechless.

This guy, as long as he is reliable, it is not unreliable at all!

"That... I still have some private money, or...․. Let me use it for you first!"

When Chu Ze and Fang Yiai were still considering where to get some money as start-up capital.

A crisp voice suddenly sounded behind them.

After hearing this voice.

Fang Yiai's eyes immediately widened.

Then he turned his head a little stiffly and looked behind him.

"Sister... you... when did you come?"

250 "I...I just came here."

When Fang Fengzhu heard Little Brother ask this question.

She looked a little flustered and looked at Chu Ze with slightly dodgy eyes.

In fact, she came early in the morning.

I just heard Chu Ze and Little Brother discussing topics like Yanyunlou, Golden Retriever Lion King and so on.

She didn't know how to speak for a while.

And after hearing that Chu Ze was worried about money just now.

She couldn't hold back for a while, Taguchi made it clear that own exists.

"That... Bong Joo is here! Come and sit down."

After Chu Ze saw Fang Fengzhu, he also felt a little embarrassed.

He is not such a fool as Fang Yiai.

His sister said that he believed it when she first came here.

It can be seen from Fang Fengzhu's shy eyes.

She must have overheard some of their previous conversation.

It's just that girls have thin skins.

Sorry to pick it up.

"I heard what you said just now, it's for business, right? I have some spare money here. You can use it."

After Fang Fengzhu heard Chu Ze greet him.

She's not pretentious either.

Taking advantage of the situation, he sat next to Chu Ze.

Then he fiddled with the hem of own skirt with both hands a little at a loss.

The voice was very crisp and repeated what he said at the beginning.

"Sister, you are indeed my own sister! That sister, I will use it now, you see...

After Fang Yiai heard that her elder sister wanted to use money to support them in making money.

Immediately he began to become nervous again.

And he didn't think there was anything wrong at all, and started to urge Fang Fengzhu.

"Feng'er is outside the courtyard, just go and let Feng'er give it to you.

Feng'er is the nickname of Fang Fengzhu's genus.

The maids of the period, especially the personal maids.

Usually the host's best friend.

And generally, they belong to the dowry maids.

It can be said that he has to be by the lady of the main family for the rest of his life.

"That's okay, sister...Chu Dage, I'll go to work first! Hehe, let's chat."

Originally, Fang Yiai was very wary of Chu Ze.

He was afraid that Chu Ze would have his sister's idea.

But after hanging out with Chu Ze for a while.

He found that Chu Ze is really excellent.

Not to mention good-looking, cultured, and worthy.

You can point at Changsun Wuji's nose and curse.

I can talk back and forth with His Majesty.

After discovering this one by one.

Today's Fang Yiai only thinks.

In this world, he was worthy of his sister.

Moreover, if this can be upgraded from Chu Dage to brother-in-law.

Then their relationship will become closer in the future!

"Hurry up, remember not to leak the news, let's make a lot of money from him first. Ice making is nothing technological, as long as we do it. There will be someone in the future."

Also made it. "

"It counts as much as you can earn."

Chu Ze looked at Fang Yiai who was in a hurry, and did not forget to remind him to give him a stone before leaving.

"Don't worry, Chu Dage, I will definitely take care of this."

This ice-making matter is related to whether he can go out and have fun next time!

How could he be sloppy!.