Datang: After Self-Explosive Time Travel, Li Er's Mentality Collapsed

Chu Ze sat under the gazebo.

Looking at the room directly towards the door as soon as he entered.

Two strong men with very clear purpose and very arrogant behavior.

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly.

"I'm talking about you two...Although I'm not considered strong. But I'm still such a big person! Why don't you just see it?"

Originally, I saw Fang Xuanling obstructing him like this.

I thought Chu Ze was scared by the two of them last time.

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde, who hid immediately when they heard they were coming this time, only noticed at this time.

It turned out that the real master they were looking for was sitting in front of them with leisure.

It's just that both of them thought Chu Ze was hiding just now.

That's why he didn't look at the gazebo at all, and went directly to his room to catch someone and leave.

"Hahaha. It turns out that little brother Chu Ze didn't hide! Hehe, you said it earlier! It's hard to find our brother after a while!"

"That's right. Little brother, I have no other purpose in coming today, so don't be afraid..."

After hearing about Chu Ze's business.

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde laughed and walked towards Chu Ze.

"Hey, I told you two, don't mess around!"

Fang Xuanling saw Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde who were like iron towers walking towards Chu Ze.

He also hurriedly ran over.

With Chu Ze's small body, don't let these two idiots bump into each other inadvertently.

Then he also has an unshirkable responsibility.

"Old Fang, don't be so nervous. I still know something about these two. Cheng Yaojin, the demon king of the world. It seems reckless, but in fact he is very wise and stupid. I, the founder of the Tang Dynasty, also

A veteran of the Three Dynasties. Old General Cheng will not harm me. "

"As for this one..."

After seeing Fang Xuanling's nervous look.

Chu Ze also quickly got up and waved to him.

And waved to the seat in front of him.

"Why don't you sit down first? I asked the maid to get the wine. Now that you're here, how about having a drink together?" "Six Two"

"Hahaha.. Seeing that there is no old house, the little brother can still talk! I am the elder of the three dynasties, you know. Don't mess around. Or, let the servants make some appetizers. How about a drink?"

When Cheng Yaojin heard that Chu Ze mentioned himself, his words were full of good things.

There was a smile on his face immediately.

Look at this little brother, people from later generations can talk, right?

And Yuchi Gong was a little unhappy.

How do you say that you just stopped!

What, is it possible that I didn't say anything?

"Hey...brother, what's wrong with me, little Chu? You've finished talking. It's impossible that I, Yuchi Jingde, are not as famous as Cheng Yaojin, right? I shouldn't be. Ability, is it not as good as him?"

Looking at Yuchi Jingde, whose black face was full of anxiety.

Chu Ze's eyes became a little complicated.

This is a living door god!

The last time we met, I was almost beaten by the goalkeeper.

But now when they meet again, the door god is already sitting opposite him.

And he still came to chat with himself.

This made Chu Ze somewhat uncomfortable.

Especially when I thought about the previous Chinese New Year, before eating every day, I had to burn incense and salute to the door god, the kitchen god, and the incense altar.

Now seeing Yu Chigong sitting opposite him,

He suddenly thought, should he pay his respects?

"Hey, little brother? Brother Chu Ze! Don't just look at me, tell me what's wrong with me? Shouldn't...I'm not going to die?"

Yuchi Jingde looked at own Chu Ze with weird eyes.

A look of horror suddenly flashed across his already dark face.

A bad premonition suddenly crept into my heart.

"Ahem... General Yuchi, don't worry. I just felt a lot of emotion after seeing you. You won't die soon..."

"Uh... what do you mean you won't die soon? Brother Chu Ze, don't be kidding me. Is it possible for me, Yuchi Jingde, to die well?"

"That's not what it means. You died well..."

"Oh... a good death is fine, a good death is... hey! That's not right. You said I won't die soon. Then when did I die..."

"Uh...I said, why do you always worry about this problem?"

Seeing Yu Chigong anxiously holding on to Own's death.

Chu Ze was also a little speechless.

This guy has a big nerve, but it's different!

Then someone stared at him and asked him when he died?

"Hey, I'm just curious."

After Yuchi Jingde saw Chu Ze's speechless expression.

It also eased up a little.

Hehe smiled and sat down again.

An embarrassing smile was written all over his face.

"I said Old Hei! It's better not to ask this question. You are a big living person sitting opposite, how can I let my little brother answer your question? It's too early, you are not happy, and it is too late, Why don't you say that people are fooling you."

"This kind of question is not appropriate to ask. Jingde, let's change the question.

Looking at Yuchi Jingde who was about to open his mouth and ask himself when he died.

Cheng Yaojin and Fang Xuanling who was sitting next to him couldn't stand it any longer.

This idiot really dares to ask anything.

"Hey hey... that's fine, let's not ask about the date of death. Hey, brother Chu Ze, can we ask, how is our reputation in later generations? Am I as famous as Cheng Yaojin?"

"If you ask, just ask yourself, why did you drag me, the veteran of the three dynasties?"

"Three Chaos fart! You can live at most. Bastard will live for a thousand years. Shut up if you ask me, don't bother me!"

"Hey...Chu Ze. Zhijie and Jingde are rough people, they may speak a little rudely, but they definitely have no bad intentions, so don't take it too seriously.

Fang Xuanling listened to Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde's rivalry.

Let him, a literati, feel uncomfortable all over.

Full of foul language.

To say that they have insulted Sven is simply the greatest insult to Sven.

"Haha, old house, don't be so hypocritical, man. There are so many exquisite people there! It sounds very kind."

After Chu Ze heard Fang Xuanling's complaint.

He waved his hand indifferently.

Compared with the literati who are full of rules and every sentence is etiquette.

Chu Ze actually prefers to stay with people like Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde.

The one who speaks freely, just speaks.

Occasionally, there are two unpleasant sentences.

Everyone just laughed it off.

How comfortable it is!

"Haha, that's right, that's right, brother Chu Ze, we love to hear that. You literati are hypocritical."

Chu Ze's unintentional words made Yuchi Gong immediately interested.

He was a straightforward person.

Straightforward is the style of a man.

Chu Ze's hypocritical sentence.

He won it!

"Brother, I, Yuchi Jingde, is a rough person. What happened last time. I really let that sinister Changsun Wuji plot against me. At that time, he said that you are a magic stick, and you are deceiving your majesty. I have a quick temper, I didn't think much about it at the time, I almost gave my brother a picture when I came up."

"It's my fault! Let's admit it. Today, let's apologize to you. I'll make up for it!"

"Brother, in Chang'an City, if anyone bullies you, just come to us. We can't do anything else, and we are very good at fighting! Let's help you beat him."

Yuchi Jingde is very pure.

If you look at people who are pleasing to your eyes, you can say anything.

He feels that Chu Ze is not bad.

He immediately got up and saluted Chu Ze.

Although the voice is rather hoarse.

And it sounded like he was joking when he apologized, with a smile on his face.

But what the rough man said sounds quite sincere.

"Hey... you better get up quickly. I feel weird when you worship me like this. I'm not used to it.

I worship the door god Chu Ze a lot.

But this is the first time for the door god to worship me!

"Hey, what's so awkward about this? Admit it if you make a mistake. I'm afraid of a ball..."

"Brother Chu, we have made a mistake here. So what... tell us quickly, am I, Yu Chigong, famous in future generations?"

This apology is really direct enough.

I'm done apologizing, but I haven't forgotten about own.

You say he fooled you.

He's also quite sincere.

You want to say that he is sincere, but you always feel that he is a little perfunctory.

"General Yuchi, let me tell you this. You are probably more famous in later generations than Your Majesty."

"Just Lao Fang and the others, they have left a name in history! And you, you will directly become the gods of future generations.

"What the hell! I became a fairy? Hahahaha.."

"No, little brother, can you stop joking? He's the only one? Old Heizi has become a god?"

After hearing the words that he became a fairy.

Yu Chigong's black face seemed to bloom.

The big white teeth laughed so hard that it almost cracked the ears.

Cheng Yaojin and Fang Xuanling were even more dumbfounded when they were on the side.

Especially Cheng Yaojin.

He originally thought that he was a heaven-defying veteran of the three dynasties.

But he didn't expect that he would compete with Yuchi Jingde.

That's just not far off.

This guy is so cowardly.

He turned into a fairy?

This made Cheng Yaojin feel unacceptable for a while.

As for Fang Xuanling, he had nothing to say at this time.

After he knew that he could be famous in history in the future, although he didn't express anything on the surface.

But in fact, my heart has long been happy.

And unconsciously, his mentality has become a little proud.

Historic name, Fang Ming will last forever!

This is the highest honor other than sanctification in the eyes of literati!

Isn't it okay for Fang Xuanling to be proud?

But nah.

He has only been proud for a few days!

Suddenly, someone even more exaggerated than him jumped out.

His name was left in history, and he became a god directly.

And this person is actually Yuchi Jingde, a reckless man!

How can Fang Xuanling, who has never been very fond of martial arts, accept this?

"Hey hey... Then what, little brother Chu Ze, tell us quickly. What kind of god has our Yuchi Jingde become? A general of soldiers and horses in the sky? Or something like a star king?"

After some embarrassment.

Only now did Yu Chigong remember that he still doesn't know what kind of god he has become......

So he quickly forced himself to calm down.

Then he looked at Chu Ze expectantly.

I want to ask what happened.

And Cheng Yaojin and Fang Xuanling on the side heard his question.

He also hurriedly listened.

They are actually curious too.

Why did Yuchi Jingde become a god?

it's totally

I just can't figure out whether things are good or not.

"For a long time in the future, both General Yuchi and General Qin Qiong will become gods. In our future generations, the two will be the door gods."

"Every year and festival, the two armor gods will be pasted on the gate, so that the two can deter evil spirits and drive away demons. Keep the family safe."

"God of the door! This one is also good. Hahaha... Fairy, did you hear that? We are the god of the door! Hahaha, let's find someone to make a portrait when we get home. When the painting is finished, we

Give you a pair. You can take it back and stick it on the door!"

After Chu Ze said that the god of own is the door god.

Yuchi Jingde didn't feel displeased.

Even the proud look on his face became more and more intense.

Listen to how good this god is!

Paste it on the gate, evil spirits give way, and demons are forbidden!

How mighty and domineering!

"Tch, I thought it was some kind of god who was so amazing. After working for a long time, he was just a gatekeeper! My dog ​​is tied to the gate, and it can also guard the gate. What are you talking about?

? Rare..."

Yuchi Jingde, who looked at the twitching ones, couldn't find Bei.

Cheng Yaojin's words were full of sourness.

What's wrong with the gatekeeper?

The door god is also a god after all!

Moreover, it is also the god of auspiciousness.

But why is it not me, Cheng Yaojin?

Isn't my image powerful enough?

Ridiculous, what do future generations think.

Put this black charcoal at night, even if ghosts come, you won’t see him, okay?

How about staying safe!

"Hey, goblin. You just talk, you just envy. We are happy today, we don't care about you, you just talk in your envious and jealous tone. It makes us so happy.

․ Hahaha!"

Although what Cheng Yaojin said was ugly.

However, today's Yuchi Jingde did not intend to lose his temper at all.

On the contrary, the worse Cheng Yaojin said.

The happier he is.

I thought it was all his jealousy!

Moreover.

We are gods now.

How can you have common knowledge with such a mortal?

Isn't this a loss of identity?

"No! Brother Chu Ze. Why did this guy become a god? Qin Qiong Dage became a god, I can still figure it out. Whenever I, Qin Qiong Dage, go to war, there must be thousands of troops from it.

The head of the enemy! Charge and kill Brave Wushuang, and he becomes the goalkeeper, then I, Old Cheng, have nothing to say!"

"But, why is this guy? Is it because he is ugly? Can he scare people?"

"If that's the case. Then I admit it..."

"Hey, Fairy Cheng, what kind of fart are you fucking! Why is daddy so ugly? Tell daddy clearly, or I'll beat you up!"

"What's the matter? You have the ability to look ugly, but you don't have the ability to let people talk about it, right?"

He looked at the two reckless men who were about to make a move.

Fang Xuanling coughed hastily.

Then he changed the subject.

"Brother Chu Ze, I'm also a little curious about 2.9! How can this be regarded as a god in later generations?"

After hearing Fang Xuanling ask about this matter.

Cheng Yaojin didn't flirt with Yu Chigong anymore.

Shut your mouth quickly and listened carefully.

As long as you don't look uglier than anyone else.

Then he also wants to try, to see if he can make a fairy to be a little bit.

The door god is actually quite good.

Deter evil spirits and disperse demons.

How domineering!

"This door god... I can't say exactly how it started. After all, it has already become a god. It is naturally a folk legend, isn't it?"

"However, it seems that Emperor Taizong is His Majesty. After His Majesty got old, he couldn't sleep well for a long time, and often dreamed about evil spirits coming to claim his life or something.

"So I knew that after this time, General Qin Qiong and General Yuchi stood guard in front of His Majesty's door with their weapons. Since then, Your Majesty has never had a nightmare again."

"In this regard, the two generals are also Conferred Gods. It is believed that posting the pictures of the two generals can drive away evil spirits, protect the safety of the family, and bless the house!"

After hearing Chu Ze say this folklore.

Fang Xuanling shook her eyebrows slightly,

It seems like he can't do it!

It seems that the idea of ​​pretending to be a fairy is dead.

Let yourself be famous in history!

After Cheng Yaojin and Yu Chigong heard the legend of Chu Ze.

But the eyeballs rolled up.

Especially Cheng Yaojin.

If you go to guard the gate for His Majesty, you can pretend to be a god!

"Old goblin, look at your eyeballs wandering around. You can't hold it back at first glance! We told you. This door god belongs to us, and it is determined by future generations. If you are tempted

Si, we gave you a discount on your legs!"

"Old Hei! Actually, it's not impossible for the three of us to guard His Majesty together. I'll just stand in the middle and take a seat, you see..."

"Fart! Who put something on the door and put it in the middle? The middle one is the seal of the house!"