Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

"Forget it, since you have this intention for the people, let's go with you." Having a headache, he held his head and rubbed it, Ying Zheng agreed to Mengze.

Mengze bowed his hands in salute, and the big stone in his heart finally landed, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

【Great, great, escaped the catastrophe!】

[I don't want to be a coolie, isn't he fragrant when I go home and salted fish! 】

【Being a pig is really cool!】

He lowered his head, moved small steps and quietly retreated, and the corner of Mengze's mouth evoked a smile.

Ying Zheng clenched his fists tightly, angry!

You actually compare me to a catastrophe?

Am I making you so unhappy again!

Good you stinky boy, you know salted fish all day long!

Well now, I want to be a pig!

Damn it!

Damn it!

This Mengze has lived more casually and comfortably than me, but I can only watch!

so angry!

I'm so angry!

Humph!

"Okay." With a wave of his hand, Ying Zheng withdrew his gaze on Mengze, turned back to the steps, and did not continue to struggle on the matter, "If the disaster has fallen today, fortunately no one was injured, I hope you can Settle down the suffering people, help the victims rebuild their homes, and give more suggestions, so that Chen County can be reborn again!""

"Chen wait for orders! Your Majesty is holy!" All the officials stepped forward, cupped their hands, bowed their heads, and took a serious attitude.

Every time this time comes, it is the most tangled moment in Mengze's heart.

【Finally off work, so happy! 】

【Brother Zheng won't you get me wrong? Alas, it's uncomfortable!】

【If you want to go home and sleep, Zheng Ge, please don’t mess with me!】

The complaints in his heart kept on, and Mengze's lazy face was not very good-looking.

Ying Zheng was angry, but involuntarily waved his sleeves and said, "Retreat! Mengze stay!

Humph!

Don't want me to mess with you?

no way!

You are my lucky star, the mascot of Daqin!

I must communicate with you more, and by the way, change the "four seven zeros" to change your salty fish temperament!

You must understand my heart, Mengze!

I am for you too!

【Gan! You are sick, brother Zheng!】

【Why are you leaving me alone? What are you doing!】

[You want to give me a reward again? I said I don't want it! 】

[You political brother who killed thousands of knives, you are seriously ill! 】

In a sense, Mengze is actually quite understanding, but it is the opposite.

The dark-faced Ying Zheng waited for Baiguan to finish, and brought his follower Li Si to the front.

I saw Meng Ze's smiling face, and his attitude was kind, "Your Majesty, I don't know if your Majesty has anything to explain to the minister? Your Majesty can rest assured, no matter what, the minister will do his best! 99

【Hurry up if you have farts, I'm still waiting to go home for dinner! 】

Holding his head, Ying Zheng had a headache.

This is forcing Tiantian's heart and face to be different. Isn't it tiring to put a person there to play a double-faced life?

What can you do, what can't you do, play me you are the first!

Looking for a chance, I have to give you an award, the first leading actor in Daqin!

"I want to ask you, other than predicting the Earth Dragon's turning over, what other magical uses does the seismograph have?

magical effect?

[Let me think about it, um... Generally speaking, larger vibrations can be captured, right?]

[For example, when the army invades thousands of horses and gallops, it senses danger by absorbing the frequency of the earth's vibrations? 】

[But Zheng Ge, why are you asking this? It has something to do with you! 】

It's ok?

With a shake, Ying Zheng almost fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Li Si, who was standing beside him, was quick-witted and held him up, "Your Majesty, are you alright? 35

The concerned eyes of the Prime Minister Zuo are very puzzled, is your majesty ill?

Waving his hand, Ying Zheng shook his head, his face pale, "It's okay, I'm a little tired, I'll just stand for a while."

Leaving Li Si, his drooping hands clenched into fists, and Ying Zheng's heart set off a storm.

The army invaded the galloping horses?

Is this seismograph so useful?

$7!

Great!

He yelled in his heart, and his pale face instantly turned red.

Mengze was dumbfounded.

【Is this what you're doing? Brother Zheng won't have a brain hemorrhage, right?】

Brain, your grandma is a jiou!

I'm excited, excited, understand!

Glancing at Mengze fiercely, Ying Zheng cares about him lazily.

He lowered his mind, and his eyes couldn't help but become deep.

If this is true, how much benefit will it bring me?

Don't say anything else.

Just those enemy forces that don't talk about martial arts, come to deceive, and come to sneak attack on my Daqin.

It is absolutely impossible to enter my Daqin border without a sound!

I can predict their actions and tricks, so I can predict with one hand!

At that time, the border guards will be deployed, and you are still afraid of this?

The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, and Ying Zheng, who blushed and had a thick neck, was very excited.

Panting heavily, like an old scalper, his eyes turned red when he saw the red cloth.

Li Si and Mengze, look at me, I look at you, and they stared at each other.

What's the matter, Your Majesty?

"Mengze." Looking up, suppressing his emotions, Ying Zheng spoke.

This is too big, I can't keep my mind calm!

no!

Gotta cheat him!

With doubtful eyes, Mengze stepped forward, "Your Majesty, this minister is here.

【What is this?】

[Brother Zheng, you won't have a myocardial infarction, right?]

【Hey, no, if I burp later, I have to run away! 】

【Think about those overtime dogs, alas, sudden death is normal!】

You step...forget it, I will endure it!

I don't care about you for the time being!

"Since this seismograph can predict the earth dragon turning over, can I think that the earth shaking caused by the galloping horses can also be captured by it?

【Fuck! Can you imagine this too? Talent! 】

Calm down, you taught me well!

Don't look too far, Ying Zheng blushed.

Mengze took a step forward and nodded, "Yes, Your Majesty, the Ten Thousand Horses Pentium Minister can't guarantee it, but if the vibration caused by the march of hundreds of thousands of troops, it must not be difficult to be captured by the seismograph!

Great!

Ying Zheng screamed in his heart, smashed his palms with fists, and looked excited.

Li Si frowned and said in a bad tone, "Really? I don't believe it, I don't think this thing is so magical!"5

Standing up straight, Mengze rolled his eyes, "I don't believe it! 99

"You!" Li Si got angry and threw his sleeves, don't look over his head and get angry.

Ying Zheng glared at him fiercely, "Shut up!

You are worthy of being a gangster, and it's all gangsters?

What I believe in, you don't believe?

how?

The fact that the earth dragon turned over didn't hurt your face, did it?

Looking for a draw?

Thinking of this, his heart was angry, Ying Zheng turned his head and stared at him again.

Liz:???

Snowflakes fluttering ~ There should be BGM here, preferably suona.

what did i do i?

Meow!

I, Li Si, work hard for His Majesty every day, and now I am not allowed to say a word?

Uncomfortable!

Uncomfortable!

With his face elongated, Li Si's mood was very gloomy.

Ying Zheng ignored it and turned his head to look at Mengze, "As you said, since you can predict the coming of the army, the method of use is the same? 35

Um?

【Why are you asking such details?】

Monze frowned.

【Could it be that Da Qin is about to finish?】

【Then I have to quickly pack up and run away! 】

You are just finished!

Ying Zheng roared in his heart!

I am very good at Da Qin, and he is very good!

Even if it's over, I have to kill you stinky boy first!

Humph!

Pissed off!

Without feeling His Majesty's gaze, Mengze bowed his head and stepped forward, respectful, and his superficial skills were quite in place, "Your Majesty, it's different, the Earth Dragon's turn over is a big shock..."

Faced with this problem, Teacher Meng explained it to the two of them in depth.

How will the seismograph respond to different situations?

Li Si and Ying Zheng nodded again and again, and had a rough answer in their hearts.

Ying Zheng is very satisfied, "I know, Mengze, you can go."

???

【Are you sick? Brother Zheng, you are definitely seriously ill!】

【Co-authored and left me alone, that's all?】

【Just a question, what about you?】

【Waste my time, really!】

"Your Majesty, that minister will retire now!" He scolded in his heart, and Mengze's face was still respectful. After salute, he moved his steps and quietly retreated.

After he left, Li Si's eyes became strange.

Your Majesty today?

have a fever?

Not so!

A fever doesn't burn your brain, does it?

Leave people alone for this?

Not to mention Mengze, even I, Li Si, are a little confused?

Thinking about it, Li Si's eyes became more and more strange.

Ying Zheng coughed twice, a little embarrassed, "You know why I asked about this?"

"Also ask Your Majesty to speak clearly." Li Si felt extremely depressed in my heart.

With his hands behind his back, Ying Zheng paced to the dragon chair and sat down, his eyes sarcastic, "The Xiongnu has been on the verge of moving recently.

Um?

Is it because of this?

Li Si's body trembled, then this is a big deal!

Isn't it right?

He thought again.

With General Meng present, the Huns still dare to make a move?

Your Majesty, tell the truth!

Raising his head and frowning, Li Si looked up and down at His Majesty.

Knowing what he meant, Ying Zheng blushed, "cough, what the hell, last time I ate hot pot in Mengfu, after seeing the seismograph, I thought hard and thought that the Xiongnu couldn't accept it, so..."

"So, Your Majesty, did you send someone to do it?" Li Si was so stunned that he was quite speechless.

"Only, it's just a test..." Coughing twice, to hide the embarrassment, Ying Zheng's face became serious and imposing, "but I really want to say, I wanted to clean them up a long time ago, so it's fine, but I gave it to me. The reason for my war is just a little Xiongnu, I still don't care about it! 39

After he finished speaking, he waved his sleeves, and a domineering air appeared on the spot.

Lis:

understood!

Co-authoring your test, Your Majesty, gave the test a fire?

And just on this pretext, he wants to fuck someone?

It's just a mere Huns, I don't really care about Qin.

Do what you want, I, Li Si, support Your Majesty!

"Your Majesty, when do you plan to start a war? Even though the old minister is a civil servant, he can still make suggestions for His Majesty!" Li Si was very happy when my time came.

Raising his hand, Ying Zheng shook his head, "No hurry, I want to see how long they can endure it! Anyway, now that I have this seismograph, I can keep track of the Xiongnu's movements!"

Also, Li Si nodded.

If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move, so that's fine.

"These damned Huns, I want to see how long you can hide your wolf ambitions!" Xu narrowed his eyes, cold light shot out from his pupils, Ying Zheng clenched his fists, and his heart was full of excitement.

Huns, it's time to take it!

March, spring.

Xianyang Palace.

"Reverse them!" The battle report hit the ground, and Ying Zheng was furious.

Faced with this situation, Baiguan bowed his body, trembling with fear, and did not dare to speak.

At the beginning of the month, the long-awaited Xiongnu could no longer hold back their temper. At first, only a small group of cavalry roamed the border.

Burning, killing and looting will bring disaster to the people on the border.

After being intercepted and killed by Meng Tian several times, the Huns showed their minions and no longer concealed their wolf ambitions.

On the same day, the seismograph outside the Qilin Hall moved greatly, and the whistling sounded and gave a long warning.

Sure enough, within three days, the border customs sent an urgent battle report for 800 miles.

The Huns gathered more than 200,000 soldiers and horses to knock on the border!

Turning his back and pacing in circles, Ying Zheng's face was full of anger.

Little Xiongnu, he didn't take it seriously.

Angry, not for such a reason.

"Bastard!" With a violent shout, Ying Zheng scowled, narrowed his eyes, and his eyes flashed with tyranny, "How dare you negotiate terms with me? Damn it! Damn it!"5

Now that the war has not started, the Huns sent envoys.

Put forward a request to let Daqin give up many borders and let the Huns enjoy the fertility of the Central Plains.

In this way, they bowed their heads to Da Qin and became ministers.

joke!

How can I believe such words?

Dare to threaten me?

Reverse them!

"The Huns have repeatedly violated our Daqin border, and I have been busy with internal affairs to forgive them, and now they dare to ride on my head, damn it! 35

The courtroom has been filled with His Majesty's curses today.

Bai Gong bowed his body, and his heart was full of anger, but he still lowered his head to comfort him, "Your Majesty, calm down!"

"Your Majesty, calm down!" His Majesty's mood eased a little, Meng Yi stepped forward with a resolute expression, "Your Majesty, the Huns are deceiving people too much, so I don't need to be angry about it, just fight!"

After Meng Yi finished speaking, Li Si immediately followed, bowed his hands and saluted, with a serious expression, "Your Majesty, this minister agrees, fight!"

"I agree, war!

"Sir, wait for a second opinion!

"war!!

"war!!

"war!!

"war!!""

Waving fists, the crowd was enthusiastic.

The sound of battle is continuous, and no one flinches in the civil and military affairs of the dynasty!

Even Mengze shouted a few words at the moment, excited in his heart.

【Fuck! Cow batch!!】

【Is Da Qin's backbone still strong! 】

[Brother Zheng, you can do it, and 5.4 drops can do it! 】

[That's how it should be, fuck him! I'm afraid of wool! 】

[Brother Zheng is amazing! Unlike Li Er, who was beaten by foreigners and sent his skills in person, Brother Zheng, I support you! 】

This time it was no longer scolding, Ying Zheng was in a much better mood.

#!

My Daqin is quite strong, who am I afraid of?

But this Li Er...

Beaten and kissed?

You are so rude, little brother!

Humph!

The Central Plains are sacred and inviolable by foreigners!

I won't be as cowardly as you are!

If I want to fight, I will fight, I am not afraid!

"Okay." Taking a deep breath, Ying Zheng eased his mood, raised his head and swept across the audience, and said slowly, "Let's talk about how to proceed in this battle?"

The Huns were nomads on the northern border, and they were good at surprise attacks.

Because of its superior geographical conditions, he likes to defend.

Like a bastard, one bite will indent into the turtle shell.

When you are not ready, come out to bite you again.

Over and over again, extremely annoying!

Li Si, who was well aware of this matter, stood up first, opened his mouth and spoke, upholding his usual style, "Your Majesty, according to the opinion of the minister, the direct army pushes horizontally, and General Meng has this ability!

"Makes sense!

"Lord Zuo Prime Minister is right!"

"Yes, in the face of the Huns, I don't need to hesitate, I am indecisive!

Li Si's suggestion was echoed by many people, and there were not a few people who advocated a quick battle for a horizontal push.

Seems like everyone is a fool?

Monze shook his head.

[I don't doubt the bearing and ability, but I think things are not comprehensive enough. 】

Um?

Ying Zheng was slightly surprised.

Not comprehensive enough?

This guy....Could it be that he also has quite a deep research on the military?

All-rounder!

Do not!

is a genius!