Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

Where's your pride, where's your Tsundere?

Meng Yi looked at Meng Ze who was saluting respectfully in front of His Majesty, and his mouth was crooked at the moment when he was in a complicated mood.

Who said it so rightly just now?

It's outrageous, it's outrageous!

At the same time, Ying Zheng, who stepped into the gate of Mengfu, was also very uncomfortable. The good mood just now disappeared, and his face turned black.

【dammit, the bandits are here again, he is here again!】

【Brother Zheng, you shameless bastard, you really know how to find time!】

[Labor and management just wanted to pretend to be a coercion in front of the prince, you do it on purpose! 】

Ignoring the swearing in Mengze's heart, Ying Zheng waved his hand with a dark face, "Get up, don't be too polite."

"Thank you, Your Majesty! 35

"You!" Looking at Meng Yi and the two who got up, Ying Zheng turned his head and stretched out his hand again, with a revengeful smile on his face, "You, Mengze, go and make me a good pot of tea!

?

[Bandits! It really is a bandit! Brother Zheng, can you make a face! 】

[Want to drink tea? You just said that you are here to eat rice! 】

[Mass, my inventory, woo woo woo, Zheng Ge, you are shameless! 】

With endless scolding in his heart, Mengze still had a smile on his face, "Well, Your Majesty!"

Ying Zheng:

Forget it, I'm used to not being angry.

I am a jerk!

With a wave of his sleeves, Ying Zheng walked into the living room of Meng Mansion with the appearance of his own family.

A few people followed behind, and after taking their seats, they waited for Mengze's newly brewed tea.

"Your Majesty, I don't know why Your Majesty is visiting Mengfu today?" When the tea was ready, Meng Yi handed over to break the silence.

Sitting on his right side, Mengze's mouth twitched.

[What else can the bandits do? Stealing things, cheating, eating and drinking! 】

"Cough cough cough!" Ying Zheng almost choked to death with a sip of hot tea in his throat, raised his head and looked straight at Mengze.

[Why are you looking at me? I have words on my face? You are a shameless bastard, you look at me, I will have nightmares at night! 】

Mengze with a smile on his face met Ying Zheng's gaze, "Your Majesty, the hot tea is still warm, so be careful.

Ying Zheng:

Dressed up!

But being interrupted by Mengze so much, eh?

Why am I here?

"It doesn't matter, I just want to chat with you Meng Yi." After thinking about it for a long time, Ying Zheng no longer bothered about it.

Zhao Gao and Li Si, who were hesitant to say anything, looked at each other, and the two of them didn't do anything unnecessary.

But this made Meng Yi frowned.

Nothing urgent to do?

free?

Still chatting?

"I don't know what Your Majesty wants to chat with the minister? 35 Meng Yi is confused again, there must be a reason to chat, right?

Or chatting?

Your Majesty, have you eaten? What did you eat?

Did you do it yourself?

Is it tasty?

#t...

Ying Zheng's face darkened.

My lord Shangqing, you have a lot of questions and nonsense lately.

You were not like this before. Could it be that you were forced to be crooked by Mengze.

Um?

Why should I say it?

No matter, it's Mengze's pot anyway!

Monze:???

【Look at what I do, you look at me again, what did I do?】

【I just want to think about Xiao Cui while you are not paying attention!】

【Don't let me experience it for yourself, think about it?】

【Brother Zheng, turn it around for me, turn it around!】

Ying Zheng:

I and a few of my confidants are chatting here, are you Mengze thinking about Xiao Cui?

Damn it!

Damn it!

Completely ignored me!

Humph!

In your heart, could it be that I am not as good as a courtesan in Linglongfang!

Wronged!

angry!

"Your Majesty?" Seeing His Majesty's constantly changing face, Meng Yi called out softly.

What's the matter, Your Majesty?

I didn't just ask a simple question that a three-year-old could answer.

Your Majesty, do you have to consider this for half a day?

"Zhen..." After thinking about it, Ying Zheng didn't turn his head to look at Mengze anymore, I just thought he didn't exist, so as not to be angry with me!

But since Meng Yi is so eager, I really have something to do.

"Yanwei made a memorial yesterday, and wanted to ask me whether I should let Daqin implement the fiefdom system or the county system. It must be decided as soon as possible. What do you think, Aiqing? 35

what?

Meng Yi wants to slap himself, do you owe it!

I'm a fucking bitch!

This is just a casual chat, this is completely asking for trouble!

Isn't it bad to sit and chat awkwardly, isn't he sweet!

The fiefdom system conforms to the military merit system of the old Qin people, and is liked by the old Qin people, but it cannot integrate the returnees of the six countries.

The system of prefectures and counties is the old system of Chu and Qin.

Let me answer this dilemma?

I really owe, owe!

What are you doing with this mouth!

"Cough!" Meng Yi with a constipated expression raised his head and met His Majesty's gaze. After thinking about it, he still didn't know how to answer.

So...there is only one way.

"Your Majesty, I seem to have eaten a bad stomach, Rong, Rongchen pleads guilty...""

"Aiqing doesn't need to sue, this method, Aiqing's honest and honest housekeeper, has been used before. Turning the teacup, Ying Zheng glanced coldly at Meng Yi.

Meng Yi:???

Is this fucking okay?

He turned his head to look at Mengze in a dazed manner, and with a naive laugh, an honest and shy expression appeared on his face, "Your Majesty laughed, this minister really has a stomachache.

Humph!

Ying Zheng snorted dejectedly, I believe you are a ghost!

Not only me, you open your eyes and look at everyone present, who will believe you?

Honest and honest?

Dress it up!

However, after doing this, Meng Yi couldn't escape even if he wanted to, so he looked at Meng Ze sadly, and could only sit down honestly.

After thinking about it again and again, it is still difficult for Your Majesty to deal with this problem, so I can only bite the bullet and say, "Your Majesty, this minister thinks that whether it is the fiefdom system or the county system, as long as the method is appropriate, it will be fine. 99

what?

all succeed?

Co-author, you gave me such a fart after thinking about it for a long time?

Is there a difference between saying and not saying?

I am asking you to choose the best, not to let you be vague and sloppy.

You want to piss me off!

With a dark face, Ying Zheng was so angry, "It's all done? Then I promise you to be my minister, or Xu Mengze to be my minister, right? Anyway, your surnames are Meng!"

Monze:???

huh?

Brother Zheng, dare you say it again?

[Go on, the big-headed ghost! Labor and management are the king of salted fish! Not the king of diligence! 】

【Shizi hate him for me, and shame the old politician for me!】

[Thinking of the prince, you have made great contributions to him, and he actually scared you and scolded him! 】

With a sluggish expression on his face, Mengze roared inwardly.

The dark-faced Ying Zheng deliberately didn't look at him for fear of being pissed off.

I just used a metaphor, do you understand the metaphor?

Besides, I just scare Meng Yi, what does it have to do with you!

I still want Meng Yi to hate me, does he dare, he dare not!

Meng Yi really didn't dare, but he couldn't answer your Majesty's question properly.

He cupped his hands, still with the same elm head, "Your Majesty, this minister thinks that it is better for Your Majesty to decide this matter, and this minister does not dare to speak falsely!

Just kidding, it's no small thing.

Today, I will give your Majesty an idea, but it's okay if you don't accept it, just let it go.

But if it is adopted, it will offend one side.

At that time, there will be endless troubles, and I will have to wipe this ass by Meng Yi.

I am stupid!

"You! 35 Ying Zheng is stupid, he's mad at him.

He stretched out his finger and pointed at Meng Yi, and the nameless fire in his heart was running wild.

Good guy, as expected of the Meng family, as irritating as that Mengze!

[Why are you so cowardly, Shizi, you hate him for me! Avenge the old politician by crying and let him cheat on me! 】

Ying Zheng:

I was wrong, I take back what I just said!

Mengze is the most annoying, no one!

But even so, Meng Yi is angry with me today!

No, there's a Lis too!

My lord left prime minister, where are you sitting upright and pretending to be well-behaved?

Don't think I can't see you if you don't speak!

"Meng Yi! What's the difference between the answer you gave me and what Li Si gave me yesterday? You two are so disappointing!"5

Liz:???

Do my shit, do my shit!

What are you doing, Your Majesty, I ask you to pay more attention to me on weekdays.

At the critical moment, I was always there when I was being trained!

Woohoo!

So irritating!

This tea is really fragrant, I just want to drink tea in peace, and watch Meng Yi, the dog thief, eat and deflate.

Your Majesty, do you want this?

"That's it!" Ying Zheng raised his hand and glanced at Meng Yi and Li Si who were bowing their heads, as if to say that both of you are trash.

Lifting his head, Ying Zheng twitched the corners of his mouth, endured his resentment and looked at Mengze who was picking his hands, "Mengze, what do you think? 99

what?

【What are you doing, why are you calling me?】

【Brother Zheng, you are not sick, are you sick!】

【The prince and your left prime minister can't do anything, you ask me?】

I scolded the sick brother Zheng in my heart, and Mengze stood up with a thoughtful expression on his face, "Your Majesty.

Ying Zheng took a deep breath.

I endure!

As long as you can relieve my worries, I will endure it!

Say it, say it with confidence!

Tell your clever plan, I'm so plagiarized... No, I'm so amazed for you!

Eyes with expectation, Ying Zheng stared at Mengze with interest.

At the same time, Meng Yi and Li Si, who were sitting, and Zhao Gao, who was standing behind His Majesty, all turned their eyes away involuntarily.

What will Monze say?

Everyone is curious.

But I saw that he stood up and pointed to the seat behind, eh?

Ying Zheng frowned.

What does this mean?

"Do you mean to sit down and discuss this issue in detail?" Meng Yi was also very puzzled.

Nazhi Mengze shook his head and said with a silly face: "No, I mean I'll sit and watch.

???

You tell me again!

Ying Zheng clenched the teacup in his hand!

Is this the Lord Lang Zhongling that Your Majesty is thinking of?

Zhao Gao fell into self-doubt.

Sure enough, sure enough, this force is still that nature!

Liz gritted his teeth.

Meng Yi:

Does what the Emperor say makes sense?

"Bullshit!" Ying Zheng was a little angry, shaking all over, "I'm asking you about your views on fiefs and county systems, not what you think!"

You Mengze, you are going to piss me off!

what?

Mengze raised a big face.

【Blame me? Who told you not to make it clear! 】

【How else to look, how can you look at this? I don’t know!】

【Why do you ask me, why do you ask me, do you owe it to you! 】

"Your Majesty, I didn't lie." He frowned slightly, the expression on his face was a little flustered, Mengze shook his head and sighed:

"Your Majesty, this minister is stupid, not to mention that the minister's time as an official in the court is short, and he really doesn't know anything about this kind of incident. If you don't believe your majesty, you can ask Lord Shangqing. On weekdays, when Lord Shangqing handles official business, ministers usually lie in bed and watch.

Shaking his head, Mengze looked like he was more than enough, and his performance was vivid.

If I hadn't known your temperament earlier, I would have believed it!

Ying Zheng had a black face and was extremely depressed.

you don't know anything?

Pack!

It's really dressed up!

My Heavenly Words Pavilion, my Renjietang, which one is not from your hands, Mengze.

Although I set your words and plagiarized your ideas.

But you say you don't know anything?

DAJAJ......

I believe in your hammer!

Still lying down?

Co-authoring Meng Ze's forcing this character is mostly something that Meng Yi is used to?

My lord, your situation is very dangerous!

"Meng Yi! Is what Mengze said false?

Meng Yi:

You believe what he said, Your Majesty, you are probably Shi Lezhi!

And this Monze!

Oh~ why do you have to pull me out to block the gun!

"Your Majesty, Mengze was only a little housekeeper in my Mengfu before, and he became an official because of His Majesty's love, but even so, Mengze has little experience, and I hope Your Majesty forgive me!" Meng Yi is also telling the truth, anyway, Mengze It is Your Majesty your son, it has nothing to do with me!

The four words "experience is still shallow" really come to the point.

Li Si let out a disdainful laugh in his heart.

Fishing and being lazy every day, such a person has experience to be a ghost!

Who else could it be if it wasn't you Mengyi's thief's pot? People only became officials in the dynasty, so you should lead them!

and many more!

Why do I have this thought?

no!

If Meng Yi's thief really brings Mengze up, won't His Majesty not notice me anymore?

At that time, the Meng family will be a three-level official, and I will become a millet when I step on a horse!

madness!

I am so stupid!

Salted fish is good, salted fish is good!

Mengze, Mengze, 5.4, you must keep salting the fish!

I am supporting you!

After thinking for a long time, Li Si suddenly got up and stepped forward, "Your Majesty, I think what Lord Qing said is reasonable. Since Mengze has no good opinion on this matter, please don't embarrass him?"

good guy!

Meng Ze and Meng Yi looked at each other, both of them were dumbfounded.

A good man, a great man, a good man lives in peace!

Lord Prime Minister Zuo, you are too sensible!

Knowing we were in a dilemma, it jumped out immediately!

Thank you, thank you for the eighteenth generation of your ancestors!

The two Meng family cast a thankful look to Li Si, but Ying Zheng was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood.

Monze has no good insights, do you?

proceed if you can!

I am here racking my brains to confuse his thoughts, trying my best to guide his thoughts.

You are so good, you are so kind, my Lord Prime Minister of the Left!

Also I embarrassed him, when will I embarrass him?

What are you talking about!

The very angry Ying Zheng flicked his sleeves, slammed his teacup on the table, and pointed at Li Si, "Then you come! If you want to tell me what is good or bad today, or do you give me a perfect solution , I unload you!""

Liz:???

Good people are so difficult, Sisi weeps!

Do you want to bully people like this, Your Majesty!

I, didn't I just say something fair, woo woo woo.

Sisi, I am not afraid that you will be robbed by others, Your Majesty, you do not understand me!

Oh~ you don't understand me!

Li Si's face instantly turned purple, and he took two steps back while clutching his heart, how sad and sad his expression was.

Ying Zheng turned a blind eye to this and shouted: "Don't pretend to me, tell me! If you can't tell me, you will be finished if I don't get you today!

Woohoo, I'm crying!

I am crying!

Why do I owe so much for riding a horse!

I owe it!