Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

The speechless Meng Yi shook his head and sighed, then turned around and ignored Meng Ze.

Looking around, the atmosphere in the hall was lively, but I always felt that something was missing.

what is it then?

[The dignified Emperor Qin, the birthday banquet was so shabby?]

[Get some dancers to dance, isn't he fragrant to set off the atmosphere!]

[Brother Zheng is too hard to search! Alas!]

I search?

Looking up, Mengze devoured his food, Ying Zheng's face darkened.

This is not wrong.

A birthday banquet should be a festive one, and you can't just eat the feast ~ just have fun!

Blame it on Liz!

Look what got me!

Ugh!

In terms of enjoyment, you have to be Mengze!

Staring at him with sad eyes, Li Si, who was about to get up to make a toast, was stunned.

Your Majesty, why are you staring at me?

I'm so out of touch today, don't you like it?

I'm not so happy!

The doubtful Li Si was in a panic. He took small steps forward and bowed, "Your Majesty, what are your orders?"

Ying Zheng lowered his voice, "Go, go find me some dancers to add to the atmosphere!""

Um?

Li Si raised his head with difficulty, his eyes strange, "Really?

"Could it be that I still tell lies?" Ying Zheng puzzled.

Li Si looked embarrassed, "But, but..."

"But what?

"But, Your Majesty, you said to keep everything simple!" After hesitating, the words finally came out, and Li Si wanted to cry.

For you to satisfy Your Majesty, all your simplicity, I have nothing to prepare!

It's simple enough to have a meal and no other activities at all, right?

Now let me find a dancer?

Rubbing his brows, Li Si leaned over his head and said, "Your Majesty... do you want to be serious?

"You still know what's not serious??" Full of question marks, Ying Zheng looked at Li Si with complicated eyes.

The old face flushed, and the embarrassed Li Si quickly coughed twice, "If Your Majesty wants it, it's not impossible..."

"You can be a big bastard! Hurry up and go to me!" Ying Zheng kicked lightly, and Li Si, who was clutching his butt, trotted away.

Not long after, a dozen or so dancers entered the hall and danced gracefully, attracting attention.

【I'm going, there are events, so tell me earlier!】

[Brother Zheng still doesn't search for it, hehe!]

Losing the chicken drumstick in his hand, pouring a little wine, Mengze, who was sitting upright, kept his eyes fixed, and from time to time a few words like "The needle is not poked, the legs are playing for the year".

Meng Yi, who was sitting beside him, had a very big head, turned his head to the side, and whispered, "There is a girl in it called Needle Buja? Why did she have such a name?"

Mengze's mouth twitched, "Sir, you are on Earth and I am on Mars, we are not from the same world, do you understand? 33

"I understand, but you can't touch me with your dirty hands full of oil!" Meng Yi's face was dark, and he looked down, the brand-new robe had become this guy's rag.

Mengze's old face turned red, and he said stubbornly: "How can you contaminate people out of thin air..."

"Stop, stop!" Meng Yi had a headache, interrupted him and then stretched out his finger to point forward, "You see if your needle is not poked, I will cook my meal, and our well water will not cause river water? How?"

"It should have been so!

"Ah~ you ah you ah...

The atmosphere in the hall had already reached its peak when the two were talking, everyone applauded, and Mengze whistled.

"well!!"

After the dance, Ying Zheng was very happy, and when he was about to say something, Li Si got up and stood up.

He bowed his hands respectfully and looked serious, "Your Majesty, today is His Majesty's birthday, the old minister specially prepared a small gift for His Majesty, I hope Your Majesty likes it!

"Oh?" Ying Zheng was pleasantly surprised, there were still gifts to receive.

Li Si smiled mysteriously, looked up at the audience, snorted at Meng Yi and the two, waved his hand, "Carry in! 35

The two servants brought a potted plant out of the hall and pointed out, Li Si was very proud, "Your Majesty, the name of this tree is Wannianqing, and the most peculiar thing is the crown of this tree, Your Majesty, please take a look! 39

Slightly move the potted angle, and the canopy gradually forms two large characters for ten thousand years!

"This thing has a very deep meaning, and it can also be regarded as the heart of a minister. Your Majesty is ten thousand years old, Daqin is ten thousand years old!" Li Si bowed his head and bowed his mouth.

Meng Yi dog thief!

See how you fight me now!

Humph!

"Hahaha, you have a heart, you have a heart!" Ying Zheng, who laughed loudly, was extremely happy, looking at Li Si and nodding his head frequently, feeling very satisfied.

Li Si's heart was as sweet as honey, but his face was still modest, "Your Majesty, this is what the old minister should do!"

Humph!

If you do this, you will win His Majesty's favor, and secondly, you will be mad at you Mengyi thief!

hey-hey!

I'm such a clever little devil!

Li Si turned around and sat down again. As expected, Meng Yi stood up behind him.

"Your Majesty is ten thousand years old, and this minister also prepares a small gift for His Majesty!" When he came to His Majesty, Meng Yi bowed his body and moved his hand back, "Come on! Present it!

A list of bamboo slips.

People are curious.

"What is this?"

"No wonder!"

"Bamboo slips? 99

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Hearing the discussion, Li Si sneered in his heart and touched his beard, feeling very proud at the moment!

·For flowers·

Humph!

Just a bamboo slip.

Mengyi dog thief, you are so shabby!

Your Majesty's birthday, you will give this thing? Could it be that you want to laugh off my big teeth?

"What is this?" Getting up and coming to the hall, Ying Zheng was curious.

Bamboo slips?

Ordinary bamboo slips?

Meng Yi smiled, picked up the bamboo slips and spread them out in his hands, "Your Majesty, this is the number of wind turbines built under the supervision of this minister in the past six months, a total of 20,000! This thing records the rise of my people in Daqin, records My Great Qin rises, Your Majesty is ten thousand years old, and Great Qin is ten thousand years old!""

shit!!!

Li Si's eyelids jumped wildly, and he was so startled that he almost jumped off!

Cheating!

You are cheating!

How does this play?

Don't play, you can't play it!

Mengyi dog thief, are you a gift?

Your motherfucker is here to take credit!

.....00

Cold sweat broke out on his head, Li Si clenched his fists, going crazy!

Ying Zheng laughed, "Okay, okay! Be a reward, be a big reward!

Meng Yi bowed his head implicitly, "Your Majesty, this minister does not ask for rewards, but only asks me to prosper and get better and better!

【A good one is getting better and better with each passing day, Shizi, you can do this flattery!】

【Did you learn from me?】

Breathing stagnantly, Ying Zheng turned his head to look, brat!

Why are you everywhere?

Meng Yi's words came from the bottom of my heart, how could I not know?

Still learning from you?

just you?

Humph!

I would like to see what gift you have prepared for me!

"You've got your mind, then step back." Waving his hand, Ying Zheng smiled and watched Meng Yi leave.

Turning around and returning to his seat, Meng Yi seemed to have a feeling.

Turning his head to the side, a question mark flew up in his head.

No, Lord Prime Minister Zuo, why are you gnashing your teeth?

Fierce eyes... .

hiss!

not good!

This must be rabies again!

While thinking, someone pulled his sleeve, Meng Yi returned to his senses, "What's wrong?"

It's Mengze, with a dejected look on his face, "Sir, why is there still a part of the ceremony? You didn't tell me?"

Meng Yi asked, "What else is there to say? Isn't this common sense?

"How do I know? I thought it was just a meal!" Mengze looked aggrieved.

Holding his head in his hands, Meng Yi suddenly felt a headache and exploded, "Eat the feast, eat the feast, eat your big head! Wait! What do you mean, you didn't prepare a gift for Your Majesty?"

"No! 99 spread his hands, Mengze said with a smirk: "I prepared wool for him..."

Mao!

No hair at all! Guang