Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

As soon as Brother Zheng left, Mengfu became the world of Mengze.

He swaggered down on the rattan chair, raised his legs and drank a little tea, and he lived a pretty dashing life.

Meng Yi saw him like this, the corner of his mouth twitched, he immediately clapped his hands and shook his head, feeling helpless, "Your Majesty has entrusted you with such a big responsibility, don't be idle, hurry up! 35

"Sir, isn't there still you here?" Meng Ze raised his head and almost angered Meng Yi with his words, without any awareness of ending the life of the salted fish, "Sir, I think you are quite idle, you help Let's do it together."5

Um?

I am free?

Is this human talk or are you still awake, Dizi?

I, Meng Yi, can be regarded as the hardest working person in this family. Do you have any points in your heart?

Immediately, the mood was very gloomy, and Meng Yi, who frowned deeply and sighed again and again, was about to cry, "Ze, I beg you, even if it is to help me, can you help me for two months?"

"Two months after "Five Zero" in two months, and two months after two months!" Mengze exploded when he heard this, the expression on his face was grief and indignation, and the moistness in his eyes was pretending, "Is there any You made a mistake, sir! I promised to help you for two months, but now? Now! I am the king of salted fish, but now I am about to become the king of part-time workers! Look at me now, I almost don't know me Myself! 35

The corners of his mouth twitched, Meng Yi was speechless, "Help me, you should help yourself. You have to have a dream. What's the difference between having no dreams and salted fish?"

"But my dream is a salted fish! I am a salted fish, I am a salted fish! Salted fish has no dreams! People like you who roar 996 blessings should have dreams! Get up and point to your own Mengze His body was shaking, and tears flowed from his eyes on the spot.

"Forget it, you and I have deep feelings for each other, so we should each take a step back?"

"How about taking a step back?"

Meng Ze stepped forward and patted Meng Yi's shoulder, shook his head, and said quickly: "Hey, from now on, don't bother me again, help me do all my work, maintain your dream, and I, continue to be me The salted fish king, what do you think? 35

"I think you won't survive tonight!" Gritting his teeth, Meng Yi's face was ashen, his clenched fists rattled, and he wished to punch him into a pig head.

Mengze was a little cowardly, and he stepped back quietly, with a wave of his hand, his face suddenly showed impatience, "That's good, I'll take one more step back, you see it's so late, what about tomorrow? Are you satisfied, sir?'

Looking up, there are no clouds in the sky, and the sun in the afternoon is painful.

Is it late?

Meng Yi, with a dark face, looked back.

What about people?

Early the next day, in the Qilin Hall.

"You can't guess what kind of surprise I encountered yesterday." Ying Zheng sat down on the dragon chair in a good mood, raised his head and swept across the hall, the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

Baiguan was surprised, surprised?

"Could it be that Your Majesty met an immortal yesterday?"

"Is she a beauty?"

"I think so too! 35

"What kind of beauty is that to surprise Your Majesty?

"I think she must be a beauty!""

"Big? Is it possible that there is a little beauty to talk about?

There was a lot of discussion, and Ying Zheng's face turned dark, "Enough! What nonsense! Who said I met a beauty yesterday? Who is it!"

All the officials turned their heads and looked at the end of the queue on the left, Mengze looked embarrassed, "Haha, Your Majesty, it was the minister who said..."

You are quite self-conscious, aren't you?

Don't guess I know it's you!

Still a beauty?

If one day my style of Manchu civil and martial arts goes astray, it will definitely be your Mengze's fault!

Humph!

With a heavy snort, Ying Zheng was secretly annoyed.

Mengze sneered, and was speechless in his heart.

【It's not my fault, is it?】

【Look at the wretchedness on your face, you are designated to make people think crooked!】

【You said it but didn’t say it, and you deliberately let us guess?】

【Then I must guess the beauty!】

【Brother Zheng, your dream is probably the only one!】

It's your dream, right?

Ying Zheng roared in his heart, and his good mood was ruined by this.

Don't give me a hat!

It's not your turn to talk about my dreams!

Really!

If you don't make fun of me for a day, you will feel uncomfortable!

I can't be bothered to compare with you!

"Okay, listen to me!"" Taking a deep breath, Ying Zheng, who had calmed down, retracted his gaze, turned his eyes to Baiguan, and said loudly: "I came across something yesterday, this thing is called hybrid rice, and it is also Calling rice, until the people plant it, with sweet potatoes, I have confidence! In less than a year, I will never die of hunger again in Daqin!

FUCK!!

real or fake?

"Your Majesty, is this true?" There are many people who do not believe, but there is only one who is in the early stage.

Ying Zheng's eyes were smiling, and Tsundere's expression suddenly appeared on his face, "Really! It's more real than real money!"

"Your Majesty... um?" Questioning that His Majesty was ready to be disciplined, the other party was stunned when he heard this, "What? It's actually true!

"Fuck!! Is it true? 35

"In this case, this thing should be a god!

"Cow batch!! Cow batch!!"

"Hybrid rice? Tsk tsk tsk, it's amazing!"

"Fuck!! It's so badass!!

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"Mengze!" The dark-faced Ying Zheng had a headache, his head was about to explode when he pressed his two fingers against his temples, "I ask you, what kind of shit are you lying on, what kind of bullshit are you doing? What are you doing!"

"This..." Mengze, who came out, was very stunned..

【Have you heard this? Are you a pig's ear?】

【Brother Zheng, you are poisonous, poisonous!】

【On weekdays I am salted fish and you want to fuck me, today I am not salted fish and you want to fuck me?】

【Are you trying to kill me!】

"Your Majesty, this is not to blame for the minister, but the minister is not literate, and the bullshit goes all over the world, your Majesty, don't blame it!""

Did you see my letter?

Just say it, say something that everyone can understand!

Also my pig ears?

When people say something, you follow it, and when you say something, you follow it, but people don't understand what you say.

I don't arrest you who arrest me?

You don't count!

"Forget it, you can step back, the court is no better than other places, remember to be cautious in words and deeds." He raised his hand and waved Mengze away, and then it was dark on 5.4 with this force. Ying Zheng was helpless and called for a The little eunuch said, "What's on the plate is the product of the hybrid rice fruit after the husks have been removed. This is rice."5

While His Majesty was speaking, the little eunuch walked around the hall with a wooden tray.

Hundreds of officials scrambled to watch, the boss staring.

"Is this rice?"

"Hey, this thing is crystal clear, it's not an ordinary thing!

"Nonsense, this is a god!

Meng Ze didn't interrupt this time, he just came to Meng Yi in confusion, and quietly stretched out his hand and poked him, "Hey, Shizi, I remember that I only gave His Majesty the grain yesterday, where did he get the rice.

"You said this, yesterday Your Majesty wanted to eat after returning to the palace, and you were sleeping again, so I went to your house to get some, and forgot to tell you.

???

Mengze people are all stupid, "Do you have the ability to tell me again?".