Daqin: I was Lying Flat and was Overheard by Zulong

"It's all right." He let out a mouthful of turbid air, and the suppressed emotions in his heart dissipated with the wind. Ying Zheng shook his head, "I'm just a little tired, and I'm in a hurry to drink tea."

【If you are tired and don’t go home and sleep, why are you sitting here?】

【I beg you, you bandit go away!】

【I'm tired when you are tired, I want to sleep if you don't sleep!】

【Hurry up and let me go!】

Hearing this, the three of them breathed a sigh of relief, and Mengze's thoughts came into their minds again.

Ying Zheng narrowed his eyes.

Think beautiful!

You stinky boy, do you have anything else to do except sleep salted fish all day long!

Mengze, you said so in your heart, I can't stand it!

Humph!

Want me to go?

Can!

Wait until I squeeze you again!

"Mengze." After thinking about his plan, Ying Zheng raised his head and faced Mengze's dazed eyes with a smile on his lips, "Since the irrigation problem has been solved, let's move on to the next problem."

+!

【and also?】

Mengze's eyes widened, and he almost jumped up without restraint.

【How greedy are you, you bandit?】

[This is not enough? You can kill me with one sword! 】

【What else is there? I beg you not to torture me, please!】

11 Killed you?

Ying Zheng smiled in his heart.

You are my great fortune star, how could I be willing?

Not to mention killing, I am reluctant to even scold you!

You accept your fate, Mengze!

You stinky boy, your life is to serve me!

I won't squeeze you dry, I won't leave today!

Rubbing the teacup with his fingers, Ying Zheng turned his head to look at Li Si and the two of them with a malicious smile on his face, "Think about it, think about what other problems there are, just as Mengze is here today, he asked him to solve it, so as not to trouble him in the future.

【Do you still want the future? Shameless! Extremely shameless! 】

【No future, no more!】

【I can't wait to give you a shovel right now on the mountain on the opposite side, the kind that you can't even pull out!】

【No, I have to think about running away! 】

[Don't run away, this bandit will kill me! 】

【I am so tired, I am so tired!】

The idea quickly circulated in his heart, Mengze suddenly had an idea, and immediately sighed, clutching his stomach and mourning, "Whoops! Your Majesty, I should have eaten something bad today. At this moment, the abdominal pain is unbearable, Rongchen will go first. For a trip to the latrine, the minister is going to pull..."

"Shut up, right?" Before he could finish speaking, Ying Zheng interrupted, turned his head, and smiled, "Li Si, go get him a basin, just pull it here, I'll watch you pull it."

Liz:???

What?

Your Majesty, what did you say?

You want to watch Monzer shit?

vomit!

You are wrong, Your Majesty, you are wrong!

Your Majesty, what's the matter with your eccentricity??

Don't scare me, I'm so scared!

With a wrinkled face like an old man on the subway, Li Si was sluggish, doubting life at the moment.

Meng Yi shuddered and stood on the spot like an electric shock.

Why did Your Majesty say this?

FUCK!!

Could it be that he discovered the identity of the emperor and wanted to confirm it?

wrong!

I don't remember any birthmarks on Emperor Zi's ass?

Then, Your Majesty, why do you watch people poop?

Can't figure it out, Meng Yi shook his head, can't figure it out!

【Fuck! Dead pervert!】

Mengze roared in his heart, and suddenly felt a tightness behind him.

【Labor and management just think about recruiting and running away, what do you want? What do you want!!】

[Although my grandfather looks handsome and suave, he does not have such hobbies!]

【dammit, Zheng Ge is too perverted!】

【Who will save me, save me! 】

You ride a horse!

His face turned black instantly, and Ying Zheng really wanted to stand up and kick one by one.

Not only Mengze, these three forced faces and eyes prove everything!

Where do you want to go?

I walk straight and stand upright, I have no special hobbies!

Can't you see, I deliberately bluff Mengze this stinky boy!

Where do you want to go!

Thinking of this, Ying Zheng got angry, and even slapped the table and shouted: "What are you thinking! What I mean is, Mengze, if you don't solve the problem for me today, don't even think about leaving here!"

Then you said it earlier!

The three of them looked at each other, the corners of their mouths twitched, and they suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Li Si wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, I really thought Your Majesty had some special hobbies!

Nothing is fine, nothing is fine!

But next time, Your Majesty, can you make it clear!

and also......

Don't laugh when you say this!

The wretched tone combined with the smile is really easy to make people think crooked!

"Tell me!" Ignoring Li Si's compulsive fantasies, Ying Zheng flicked his sleeves and glared at Mengze angrily.

【Shut up!】

[I don't want to say it! Brother Zheng, don't force me! 】

【If you force me again, believe it or not, I will die for you to see!】

【No way! I have to find a way to run! 】

With a look of pain on his face, Mengze still covered his stomach with his hands and clamped his legs, "But, Your Majesty, this minister, this minister really has a stomachache!"

Humph!

Dress it up!

Ying Zheng hummed heavily.

Who believes you!

Dressed up quite a bit!

Do you want to run away?

Beautiful to think!

That's why I made such a big embarrassment, now I want to run?

See how I clean up you!

"Stomach hurts, right?" Looking up, Ying Zheng's eyes were fixed on Mengze, and then he pointed out, "Li Si, you accompany him to the toilet, clean it up and come back to me!

Liz:???

Why Mao is me?

Because Mao is me, Your Majesty!

Li Si is in a mood at this moment, beeping a dog!

Gan!

I don't have the habit of pooping with others, Your Majesty!

What did you do wrong!

Mengze is such a big man, do you need someone to accompany you when you poop?

I know, Your Majesty, you are afraid of his escape and want to send me to guard.

But you change someone!

Your Majesty, let Meng Yi go!

I'm not a Monze nanny!

I, Li Si, want your Majesty to pay more attention to me!

But that's not what I want!

Oh I really, woo woo woo!

"Why are you standing still? Why don't you hurry up! 99

Ugh!

never mind!

I'm going, can't I go!

"Let's go!" Gritting his teeth, he walked to Mengze's side, Li Si's face turned green with resentment, and he wanted to kill at this moment.

"500! After spitting out a word, Mengze straightened up and faced His Majesty. At the moment, there was still a little stomachache, "Your Majesty, the minister is alright, the minister will not pull!

??

are you kidding me?

Li Si's eyes widened, his hands clasped tightly in front of his chest.

Know what this is?

A fist the size of a sandbag!

Do you believe it will fall on your face in a while?

shameless!

You know how long it took me to make up my mind?

are you not going?

Shameless!

Shameless!!

【Shameless!! You are too shameless!!】

【In order to keep me here, you really did your best!】

【Let Li Si accompany me to the toilet?? What do you think!】

【Are you so afraid of me running away?】

【Not a person, you are not a person!】

Li Si cursed in his heart, and Mengze was not far behind.

Ying Zheng snorted coldly.

Of course I am afraid that you will run away, so why should I ask?

The key is that you really can do such a thing, I still can't do anything to you!

Humph!

Just thinking about it makes me feel bad!

In this case, it is natural to seize the opportunity to smash hard!

"Does your stomach hurt?" Ying Zheng asked with a playful smile.

Meng Ze straightened up, stretched out his hand and patted his chest with a serious expression, "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all, it's alright! Chen is so good!

ah~

Meng Yi sighed leisurely, the corners of his mouth twitching.

Who did the emperor learn this shameless behavior from?

Could it be hereditary?

Raising his head, Meng Yi's strange gaze swept to His Majesty...