Dangerous girls put me in danger

"Your servant! You are too late! As my servant, you are even later than me. You are disqualified!"

"Yes, I am very sorry! Lady Jiaojiao!"

I forced a smile and squeezed out these words like squeezing toothpaste. If I hadn't continued to act, I might have cried.

The other men saw that I was the only one favored by the "goddess", and they all cast waves of envy and jealousy towards me, but all these guys put together are not as good as those women who can kill me with their eyes. Worry

"Okay, help me carry my bag and follow me to the principal's office.

"Oh..."

"Hmm? What? Don't want to?"

"No! I'm happy to serve you!

In fact, I'm concerned about the other side. Xinran and Keling have already walked to Lianbing's side, and the others are also leaning over there.

They gathered together and talked. Quietly... What are they talking about? I'm curious, but there are too many people around and it's too noisy, so I can't hear clearly.

Are they discussing the distribution issue? For example, you want the eyeballs, I want the hands, and we can happily split the scumbag, etc. Everyone can share- -It's better to share the cake or something like that....

I can't stop thinking like this because it's very likely to become a reality.

But now I still have to take care of the ancestors here...Oh my god, Lou Ling, can you give me a blessing?

Uh, wait, there's something wrong with what I said.

I suddenly realized that it seems that many beheadings have been set up today.9...As a man with the word "成" in his name, I suddenly feel that the shadow of death is closer to me.

No, what's closer, death is now living in my house and has become my maid.

No, what the hell am I thinking about.--.

"Okay, that's enough.

Yi?

Xu Jiaojiao, who was following me, stopped and suddenly said this.

I came to my senses and looked around. I haven't reached the principal's office yet...

But what's even more strange is that Xu Jiaojiao changed her attitude, and her expression was completely different from before.

Although she seemed to be pretending to be cute, she was smiling just now, but now her face was full of impatience, irritability, and disdain.

"Hey, I feel a bit stuffy, take me to a place where I can get some fresh air."

She said this while hooking her collar and shaking it, revealing a large area of ​​white...her chest is really flat.

I mean, I feel so casual all of a sudden? It's like that, an idol who is lovable and the center of attention on stage, but once I return to the lounge, my true nature is exposed.

In short, I'm a bit confused now, or should I say I don't understand the situation...

I didn't really like this Xu Jiaojiao, so I didn't feel particularly disillusioned, but it seemed like a test of my authenticity.

What is the psychological activity of a fan at this time? Should I show disappointment? Or continue to pretend that 'I still like you no matter what you look like'?

I thought about it briefly, and then chose the latter, and listened to her first.

"Okay, there is a pavilion nearby, why don't we go there to get some fresh air?

"Lead the way.

So, as the school bell rang, I took Xu Jiaojiao to the pavilion.

As soon as she arrived, she exhaled - -0, sat down casually, crossed her legs, looked at me and said with one eye open and one eye closed.

"Please, can you be more professional? You look stupid and dumb all the way here. Although it can also be interpreted as being stunned, please at least keep your eyes on me, okay?"

Has she discovered this sentence?

No, maybe she is just suspicious. This attitude may also be "acted" like me.

Are we acting against each other? Since it is a psychological warfare, let's pretend to be stupid here.

So I am ready to say the universal sentence again, "I don't understand what you are talking about". By the way, I can't forget to use honorifics.

But- is this conjunction, however.

Today, Xu Jiaojiao has not acted according to my expectations for once. Before I could say this sentence, Xu Jiaojiao spoke first and said nothing. What she said was still without any information content, but it could completely destroy her image and made me ask questions on the spot.

"Hey, do you smoke?

..... ? ?"

I couldn't even say what? What? Huh? Such interjections, my face was full of question marks.

But... yes, but.

Xu Jiaojiao actually had the same expression as me. E paragraph; 9.9

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"Huh? What are you doing? You look like you've seen a ghost? It's inexplicable.

Then she took out a pack of cigarettes from her skirt pocket, flicked out a cigarette with a skilled hand, and held it in her mouth casually, and took out a lighter from another pocket to light the cigarette.

Hey, she actually smoked...

She wasn't testing me, she was really asking me 'Do you smoke?'

What the hell!

I don't know what to say anymore, and I can't keep my expression, my face is blank.

Xu Jiaojiao was smoking a cigarette, looking at me proudly and said.

"Don't treat me like a fool... Huh~ You haven't been affected from the beginning, right?"

Sure enough, she was discoveredF When was it: No, could it be that she saw through it at the first glance?

"Haha, you are wondering when I saw through it, right? That's nonsense, of course it was at the beginning. Although you reacted quickly, your acting is really bad.

I see, that is to say, she saw through it at that time, but she still cooperated with me to act.

"And your eyes are different from theirs. How many men do you think I have seen who have been seduced by me?

Well, I thought she was a fool at that time, but now I finally know that the IQ of a flat-chested girl is not low.

It seems that this is the real Xu Jiaojiao now. She is acting in front of everyone.

"You pretend to like me in order to use me to do something."

"I...

"Hmph, don't explain to me, I am just using you anyway. In this case, there is no need to state the purpose of both parties, right? After all, we are not companions, whether in terms of position or identity.

Position.-Body....

Did she even guess that I was the master of destiny?

"I said you really can't hide your thoughts, they are all written on your face, it's really true to your name,

Sure enough, she even knew that I was using a pseudonym, maybe she knew me from the beginning.

"It's obvious that the man who won't be affected by me is 100% the master of destiny, of course, it could also be a lesbian."

"Awesome... No wonder you can capture so many men, this mind is not comparable to ordinary people.

"Pfft, it's not me who wants to seduce, it's those disgusting men who are seduced, okay? I've never actively seduced them, it's all this damn passive aura.

"Hey? But you seem to enjoy it...

"What a joke! Who would enjoy that kind of environment! It's disgusting! If it's a beautiful girl, it's not a big deal... What's so happy about a group of stinky men, I spit out my tongue several times in a row, Xu Jiaojiao threw away the cigarette butt in her hand and crushed it with her foot. This disgust should be genuine.

But the beautiful girl...it turns out she is still a lesbian...

"It turns out you are a lesbian.

-I said it accidentally.

Xu Jiaojiao was even more puzzled when she heard this, and looked at me as if she was looking at an idiot.

"Haha?! What are you talking about.--Wait, wait, you can't...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm dying of laughter!"

Halfway through, Xu Jiaojiao seemed to suddenly realize something and burst into laughter.

But I had no idea what she was laughing at, nor did I know what was so funny.

I just stood there and watched her laugh for a long time, until she was almost out of breath. After she finally calmed down, she wiped her tears and said straight.

"I'm telling you-are you serious? You really didn't realize it?"

Xu Jiaojiao's eyebrows were frowned into a splayed shape, and she looked at me with an evil smile of a successful prank on her face, and announced to me happily in a beaming voice.

"What do you think I'm laughing at? I'm laughing at you for treating me like a woman!'

You're right... You...

"That's right! yecht I'm a man

Xu Jiaojiao is not a girl, she, I mean,... is a boy!

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"How is it? Are you surprised? Look at your bulging eyes, it really makes people laugh~"

It didn't burst, it's still hanging there intact... In other words, it's true that Xu Jiaojiao is a man

How should I put it? I never doubted it, I should say that I identified her as a girl from the beginning.

This is also natural, no matter who sees it, they will think Xu Jiaojiao is a girl, not to mention that she has the ability to attract men.

Really, I never thought that he was actually a man!

Is this the reason why he is not cute enough? !

Because I have seen too many super high-quality beautiful girls, Xu Jiaojiao is indeed not the top one, but she can also be ranked in the T2 echelon, and this refers to the situation as a girl.

When I knew that Xu Jiaojiao was a man, I suddenly found that he was so cute!

Ahem.-.First of all, I am not gay! Absolutely not!

I just think that it is incredible that there is such a cute boy.

It's not that I haven't seen this kind of people. Phil, the angel, at first glance, it will only make people unclear whether it is a boy or a girl. This is because angels are too neutral and genderless, so they give people an ambiguous feeling.

But this Xu Jiaojiao is more extreme. Almost everyone who sees him will think he is a woman and then be captured by him.

Also, there is a very obvious feature that makes me have no doubt that he is a woman.

That is the voice.

"But your voice is... Did you use a voice changer?

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Because it's so nice, you can't tell it's a male voice at all, there's no sense of false sound, it's a pure natural female voice.

To be honest, it's not an exaggeration to say it's a 'heavenly voice'.

"Do you think I'm a shinigami elementary school student who carries a bow-shaped voice changer with me?

Xu Jiaojiao first complained, and then continued to explain to me impatiently.

“This is natural. Many people say that I want to be a voice actor. Haha, if I debut as a transvestite voice actor, maybe I can become popular instantly?

“Well, I think it’s very likely.

“Tsk, you really have no sense of humor. You can’t even tell that I’m joking.-.By the way, how long are you going to pinch? Are you treating my second brother as a hand warmer or a palm massager?”

.“…Sorry

It turns out that my hand is still inside the skirt, and I didn’t realize it myself.

However, one hand can cover the whole thing, which is relatively small compared to ordinary men.

But Xu Jiaojiao...his body is indeed petite, just a little bigger than Xueqing, a bit like a...shota who has just entered the first grade of junior high school.

So, this size that feels undeveloped is more in line with reality.