Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"No, of course not. You can't afford someone who will forbid you from spending money on idiot expenses, because that person is an idiot expense, and I forbid you to do that." Sheldon continued to check Raj's bills, While saying.

As soon as these words came out, Leonard and Howard's eyes lit up at the same time and they looked at Ron.

Howard asked tentatively: "What if there is a person who simply likes to control others and is happy to steal the joy from other people's lives?"

"That sounds like a sociopathic pervert," Sheldon said in disgust.

"We're not sure if his mother took him to check this out?" Leonard smirked along with him.

At this time, no matter how low Sheldon's emotional intelligence was, he could tell that something was wrong. Before he could speak, Ron gave him the final blow.

"I'm very sure that our mother took him for a check-up, but the doctor later went crazy. Who knows if what he said at that time was crazy?"

Sheldon suddenly raised his head and glared with a witty look: "Are you talking about me? It's funny, but I do enjoy arranging a budget and then forcing Raj to stick to the plan without any sympathy. "

"It seems you should call the zoo and tell them that the father of the penguin sponsor is missing." Ron jokingly patted Raj on the shoulder.

Sheldon is a person who likes to make various plans for himself and then complete them meticulously. If something is slightly different from what he originally imagined, he will be so uncomfortable that he can't sleep.

This behavior is called obsessive-compulsive disorder in psychology.

Moreover, Sheldon not only likes to set rules for himself, but he also likes to set rules for others and then pull others to implement them.

One time, when Ron was cleaning, he found a whole box of various contract templates under Sheldon's bed. It was horrifying to think about it.

However, if Sheldon's obsessive-compulsive disorder is used to restrict Raj from spending money, it will definitely have a very good effect. Raj lowered his head and thought for a moment, and immediately figured out the key.

"Okay, Sheldon, I'll leave my finances to you. I'll never spend any unauthorized money again."

"Very good. Tickets for Comic Con will be on sale this Friday. You are not allowed to buy them." Sheldon hit Raj with a pen and said with a happy smile. Raj's face suddenly fell.

"I can't believe that Penny can go to Comic Con with Leonard, but I can't go!" Raj raised his hands in disbelief and begged: "Please let me spend the money to go! I I promise not to waste money on anything else, the four of us go to participate together every year!"

As a senior otaku, she would team up with Sheldon and Howard to participate in almost all comic conventions. She had never failed to attend one. When she heard the news that she could not attend the comic convention, Raj almost cried.

"Your father is willing to pamper you, but I am not. If you want tickets to Comic-Con, I suggest you find a way to make some extra money." Sheldon replied in a cold tone.

"Please, you are a highly educated adult. You can be paid to be a human punching bag. I like you~" Howard, the bad friend, added insult to injury.

Ron glanced at Howard funny: "Howard, you are still in the mood to laugh at Raj. I really don't know where you got the confidence? Don't forget, your child has just been born. Do you think Bernadette will easily agree to let you go?" Do you have to go to San Diego for five days?”

When Ron went to Turkey, Bernadette had just given birth to a baby and asked him to come back. The baby was only one month old and Bernadette couldn't take care of it by herself.

As soon as Ron said this, Howard, who was still laughing at Raj, fell down. Leonard glanced at the poor brothers and immediately realized that his situation was not much better.

"Wait a minute! If you two don't go, won't Sheldon and I take Penny with us this time? In other words, I have to endure this guy alone? Ron, this time we will take Penny with us." Zhan, will you come?"

"Of course, but not with you," Ron nodded and replied: "I happen to have a few people who are interested in animation, such as Chris and Gizelle, who plan to dress up as Batman and Wonder Woman. I’ll put on the Superman suit, and together we’ll be the Justice League, and maybe we’ll get the best of the game award.”

Of course, what Ron was interested in was not the best-in-show award, but the chaotic and complicated environment at the Comic-Con, especially the fact that many people would wear uniforms like popular heroes.

There are so many superheroes walking around in the venue. As long as they show up at the beginning and come out of the venue at the end, no one will know what they did in the middle. Everyone at the comic show will use their alibi.

After using this method to defeat Fort Detrick last time, Ron found that this method was very good.

"What should we do? Raj, I really want to go to Comic Con!"

"Well, Howard, what should you do? I don't know. Maybe you should talk to Bernadette. Maybe she will allow you to go? But Raj's problem is easy to solve. You just need to go and fight. I just need to work odd jobs to earn enough money for comic convention tickets."

Raj's eyes lit up: "Yes, Ron, do you have any work for me?"

"Are you sure you want to come to my place to do part-time work?"

"is it not OK?"

"Of course you can, and I have a lot of jobs here, and the pay is not low. If you complete any of them, you can go to Las Vegas and have a good time."

Ron's words cheered up Raj, and before he could be happy for a long time, Ron took out his mobile phone and started to help him find a job: "Recently, many people have not paid their taxes on time, and I have long wanted someone to teach them a lesson. , such as Tommy from the Mafia family Sonny Forelli, Carl Johnson from Grove Street, and Trevor who just came from another city.

These people have made a lot of money recently, either because of drugs or stealing cars. Some people saw them paying with a lot of money at the bar, but these hateful guys didn't pay me a penny in tax. "

"Collect taxes...but what should I do if I don't know how to do it?" Raj sweat broke out on his head. These are some extremely vicious gangsters! I even have to go to them to collect taxes. Just thinking about it, Raj can feel a strong urge to urinate.

"Don't worry, this job is very simple. You can do it without any foundation." Ron took out his large-caliber Smith \u0026 Wesson revolver and slapped it on the table: "You just need to stuff this big guy into any of them." mouth, and then tell him, I will count to five, and when I count to five, pull the trigger, and immediately they will obediently give you all the money in their pockets."

"According to the rules of our IRS, no matter how much tax is collected, 30% of it is your personal income. If you deal with any of these people, I can guarantee that you will get thousands of dollars in reward. By the way, secretly, there are How about part of the money being tax-free? Are you excited?"

Ron said in a seductive tone. However, Rachel did not look tempted at all. Instead, her legs kept shaking, her upper and lower teeth chattered, and she was almost speechless: "Forget it...forget it, I think This job is not suitable for me, so I’d better go and see if there are any other jobs where I can make some money in the short term.”

"Raj, I think you should accept this job," Sheldon, who had been silent, spoke again and said to Ben: "I just calculated that your current income level is not even enough to pay you next month. The rent, the house you rent is too expensive.”

"Then what should I do? Do I have to choose between dying on the streets or living on the streets?" Raj covered his head in pain: "Do you know of any cheaper accommodation?"

"India." The four bad friends blurted out almost without thinking, and then looked at each other and smiled. This answer was really mean.

"Our apartment has two bedrooms. After Sheldon moved out, one room just became available. If you want, you can live here."

"Or, I can go back and discuss with Bernadette to clear out the garage for you. Although the conditions are not ideal, there is still a lot of space for your furniture, and there is also a cool button that allows you to The wall rolls up and comes down again.”

Leonard was the first to speak, then Howard, both of whom showed a willingness to take Raj in.

Raj was moved to tears and kept rolling in his eyes: "Thank you so much, otherwise I might just find a trash can to live in like a homeless man."

However, there are always people who spoil the scenery at such touching moments.

"Hey! If Raj takes over my old bedroom, what will happen to his dog?" Sheldon complained dissatisfied.

"It will live in its cage, it's not a big problem," Ron comforted Sheldon casually, then turned to look at Raj: "But if you need a house with a yard where the dog can walk freely, I just I can let you live in the house I bought for a while, and it will help me purify the air."

"And this house also has an advantage that is unparalleled by all other places, and that is that it is only one wall away from your new girlfriend's house, which is next door."

During Ron's absence, Max and Caroline found the landlord of their old house and continued to rent it at the original rent price. They also used the money saved during this period to rent the house. The house had been renovated and they had just moved out, and Ron was in urgent need of a new human formaldehyde purifier.

Of course, this is just to take care of Raj Zunxin. In fact, when Claire helped him decorate, all the materials used were environmentally friendly materials, and you can move in after the decoration.

"I've decided that I want this place!" Raj agreed immediately, fearing that Ron would regret it: "What are we waiting for? Let's go see the house now!"

"Let's wait until tomorrow." Ron's phone vibrated and found that it was a message from his house's automatic alarm system: "I need to go somewhere to clean up the mice first. I'll see the guys tomorrow."

At the same time, the same alarm message was sent to Claire's mobile phone who was helping Ron look at the house.

"Whose phone number?" Gloria asked.

Today is a rare day off. Gloria made an appointment with her stepdaughter Claire to have a spa treatment together. Although they appear to be about the same age, ethically speaking, they have a true mother-daughter relationship.

Who let Gloria marry Claire's father Jai Priest?

"No one. The smoke alarm at Ron's house went off. I don't think it's a big deal? But let's call Luke to confirm." Claire picked up the phone and called: "But no one answered. It went to voicemail, oh my God, Luke’s voicemail raps are so long, I seriously think if his raps were half as good as Ron’s, I wouldn’t be worried about this kid’s future.”

"It's okay. I just sent Manny a message to ask. He said that they were baking cookies, but one batch burned and the smoke alarm was triggered." Gloria closed her phone.

"Okay..." Claire was about to sit down, then thought about it and suddenly realized something was wrong: "Wait a minute, Ron's oven is obviously broken. It was used by his previous girlfriend who made small cakes. It hasn't been used yet. It’s time to get a new one.”

"Manny never lies. I think you are just too nervous. Why don't you call a masseur..."

Gloria was mid-sentence when she was suddenly interrupted by Claire: "Wait a minute, think about it, they were in a hurry to drive us out, they must have some conspiracy."

After a quarrel about educational concepts broke out, Gloria finally couldn't defeat Claire and could only unhappily pick up her bag and go back with her.

"Uncle Ron, when did you come back? Mom didn't even tell me." Seeing Ron entering the door, Luke stood up from the stool in surprise.

Earlier, he was holding an apple as a model, and Manny was painting his portrait next to him.

"I just came back, Claire doesn't know yet," Ron sniffed Luke a little, with a smile on his lips: "How was it? Did you have a good time at the party?"

"Party? What kind of queue?" The two looked at each other and pretended to be stupid.

"Please, it's okay to use this kind of rhetoric to fool your father. You can also use some snacks to fool Claire, but I'll forget it." Ron rolled his eyes: "Do you still remember what your uncle Ron does? ?”

"Agent?" Manny asked tentatively.

"Yes, my job is an agent. It is my work habit to pay attention to all the details around me at all times." Ron took out a purple light from his pocket and shined it on the ground. The ground that originally looked relatively tidy was immediately illuminated by the light. Below, a mess of footprints appeared.

"Let's not talk about the large and small footprints on the ground. It looks like there are at least twenty people. Just the faint smell of alcohol on both of you can be sure that you are definitely up to no good. What's more, I just picked them up at the door. I got a paper cup, and the smell in this cup just matches the smell of beer on you. Do you have any other explanation?"

"You're right, uncle, but that cup has been here for three days. Maybe it was left by your previous busty girlfriend. Since she moved in, I saw her drinking almost every day."

Luke said calmly, his innocent expression even made Ron wonder for a moment whether he had really made a wrong judgment.