Daily life of an American TV drama agent

When talking about British foreign policy, the first thing that comes to mind must be balance-of-power diplomacy.

Since the British territory is isolated from the European continent, the best way for such a country is to fall into a non-stop internecine war within the continent, so that it can always rely on its status as referee and supplier. Benefit.

The long-term hegemon of Europe has been wandering back and forth between France and Germany. If one side is weak, he will help. If both sides are weak, he certainly does not mind losing his job as a referee and going off to reap the benefits himself.

As the biological son of Britain, the United States has of course learned this skill well and called it isolationism. Therefore, when the British father is in trouble, it would be unfilial to not take advantage of it as a son.

I really echoed the words of a netizen who said that he has too much otaku attributes: old and new sticks are competing against each other.

The above is the general content of international politics that Ron is telling Guan.

"I don't understand, even if we look like this, why do we have to dress like this? Does this allow us to take revenge on Lem Hannes?" Guan Yuming lay in the grass, tugging at his military uniform uncomfortably. .

At first glance, this military uniform looks a bit like a British military uniform, but if older British people see this uniform, it will definitely bring back bad memories.

This is an Irish Republican Army uniform, and they are in the grass not far outside the British military camp at the border of Ireland and Northern Ireland.

As we all know, the six counties in the north of Ireland are politically called Northern Ireland and are still under the direct jurisdiction of the United Kingdom, while the 28 counties in the south were officially established as a republic in 1937 and joined the Commonwealth.

"Because only by dressing like this can we muddy the water as much as possible, understand?" Ron put down the telescope and said casually.

"I still don't understand." Guan Yuming shook his head.

"No, you will understand soon. Since Lem Hannis likes power and secretly instigated this terrorist attack, he wants to use this as a threat to get the British government to give him more power. Then we will simply do it. Good thing, give him a hand, and it’s more than he asked for.”

Ron smiled kindly, and Guan Yuming suddenly had a bad premonition: "What are you going to do? You haven't told me yet, what is in the container that the smuggling ship sent you the day before yesterday?"

Ron's actions the night before yesterday seemed unreasonable to Guan Yuming. Two boxes, one large and one small, were smuggled in. The small box was opened and there were weapons inside, but the large container was sent by Ron to a nearby forest in a truck. Hidden.

"Ah? What do you mean? Of course it's fish~ And it's the best tuna."

"Tuna?" Guan Yuming was a little confused.

"I said, you don't think that the CIA will send me to work on such a big operation, right?" Ron said with a smile: "In addition to us, there are many intelligence agents lurking in Ireland to cooperate with us. There were even people responsible for supplying meals to the Irish military camps in the area.

That box was left for them. I have left them the location coordinates with a password. I think those fish and meat have now been served to the table by the Irish soldiers, right? "

Guan Yuming was even more confused. At this moment, he suddenly found that the thermal imaging detector he placed in the forest had an unusual reaction: "Ron, there is someone in the forest! Let's go quickly!"

"Don't worry, that's one of our own." The smile on Ron's face became even wider.

"One of our own?" Guan Yuming was even more confused.

"Guan, you are Chinese, right?" Guan Yuming nodded, and Ron continued: "Then I think you may have read "Historical Records". Have you read Chapter 48 of the Chen She Family?"

Guan Yuming nodded blankly, but he still felt that there was something strange about an American dragging him down on a straw seat to talk about "Historical Records" in the middle of the night.

"Of course those tuna are not ordinary tuna, they were processed at my special request. Each piece of fish meat has a small note stuffed with special paper, with the slogan 'Ireland is booming, King Hannes' written on it, as well as the location of this place. , tonight is the first step in their uprising.”

Ron pointed his finger at the forest, and the detector detected more and more people: "Look, those are the lovely Irish soldiers with independent tendencies. Tonight will definitely become a highlight in the history of Irish independence!"

Lem Hannis and his wife are both from well-known Irish families. He himself is a former member of the Irish Republican Army and is quite prestigious in Ireland. His name can be borrowed.

"Madman, you are simply a madman!" Guan Yuming was shocked by Ron's unreasonable plan. He never imagined that the revenge plan of a small person like himself would indirectly contribute to the Irish independence uprising.

"But why haven't they made any move yet?" Guan Yuming asked strangely after getting excited.

"First, they are still doubting the authenticity of the matter," Ron picked up the unused cloud blast rocket launcher from the ground and began to aim at the opposite military camp.

Guan Yuming followed suit and also picked up a rocket launcher.

"Second, like all major historical events, such as Sarajevo, they still need a trigger. At least, they are still waiting for the brave man who dares to fire the first shot. So, what are we waiting for?"

"Whoosh! Whoosh!" Two rockets hit the British military camp one after the other, dragging long tail flames.

"boom!"

Two small mushroom clouds were blown up in the military camp, and alarm bells blared immediately, and searchlights immediately swept around in an attempt to find the attackers.

And right here, Guan Yuming, who was already lying down, suddenly saw Ron making an unusual move.

Ron, who painted his face in the green, white and orange colors of the Irish nation, suddenly took out a flag embroidered with Mel Gibson's face from the ground and rushed towards the military camp.

"FREEDOOM!"

The people in the forest did not move at all, but the bullets from the military camp were fired at him first. Ron was beaten so hard that he ran around with his head in his arms, and finally found an opportunity to jump back into the grass under the road.

"FXXK, these Irish cowards, why didn't they react at all?" Ron cursed.

Guan Yuming covered his face: "Irish Uprising, why are you holding up Mel Gibson's face?"

"Braveheart! Haven't you seen it? I thought it would inspire their national courage."

"William Wallace that's Scotsman."

Ron was stunned. However, he quickly found an Irish flag among the flags on the ground, and took advantage of Guan Yuming's opportunity to pull the gun and rush out again.

“Long live the Republic of Ireland!”

"Ireland is prosperous, King Hannes" gunshots rang out in the forest, and the passionate soldiers who came from all over for their ideals finally began to respond.