Daily life of an American TV drama agent

It was already night when Ron returned to the apartment, having slept on the plane for almost the entire day.

When he opened the door to Sheldon's apartment, the otaku scientists Tiantuan and Penny were sitting neatly on the sofa, staring at the beautiful girls on the TV, motionless on the screen, as if they had been cast by magic. .

Of course, there is an exception here, and that is Sheldon, who is completely blind to the beautiful legs and big breasts on TV, and continues to spell that strange language like a cough.

No one even noticed Ron coming in.

"Hi! What show are you watching?"

"Oh, Ron, you're finally back," Penny stood up and hugged her warmly: "Did you forget to pay for our cable TV before you left? My dear."

"I don't plan to pay any more in the future. I don't usually watch cable TV anyway. It's always you who watches it. Besides, I'm not your darling, but there are at least two sitting over there who are happy to be your darling. .”

Rajesh dissatisfied and whispered in Howard's ear, but Howard pushed him away: "How do I know who he said is not interested in Penny? If you don't act so gay, maybe it's not you. .”

Ron broke away from Penny and found a place to sit down: "What show are you watching?"

"America's Next Top Model. Tyra Banks is about to kick the ass out of it."

"That's right, Ron, guess who I found? The future Mrs. Wolowitz!" Howard shouted happily, pointing to a supermodel on the TV.

"Yes, that's right, they can all move in with you and your mother." Leonard seized the opportunity and quickly complained: "The current Mrs. Wolowitz."

"Haha, and the current Mrs. Wolowitz may be as tall as the future Mrs. Wolowitz when she lies down. Yes, I'm talking about the belly." Ron also joined in the ridicule of Howard.

But Howard was in no mood to pay attention to these sarcastic remarks and ridicules. His heart was already tightly captured by the touching girl on TV: "Why is the future Mrs. Wolowitz crying?"

"That's Anaïs, and none of the other girls in the house like her," Penny explained.

"House? What house?" Howard caught the key words keenly.

"They all live in the same room, which is the dormitory of the girls participating in America's Next Top Model." Ron opened the water Leonard just brought him and said casually: "Somewhere in Los Angeles, before When I checked in, I was asked to do a safety test for them.”

"Wait! Are you saying that I can go to this residence full of these supermodels with big hearts and loud minds by just driving?" Howard showed a lewd expression and murmured: "They live together, bathe together, and... …”

"I'll take a call." The phone rang, and Ron interrupted Howard's more obscene speech and left his seat: "Mom, what's the matter?"

The caller was Mary from far away in Texas.

"I heard you went to France on vacation? How was it?"

Mary's tone sounded relaxed, and Ron glanced covertly in Sheldon's direction. He was still immersed in spelling, and it seemed that he had not been sued for any crimes recently. Ron was relieved.

"Very good. I also bought some souvenirs and sent them back to you and George. I think they will be received in a week."

"Well, thank you in advance. I would be even happier if you could visit your Uncle Pritchett's house when you are free recently." Mary said: "You know what? If Missy hadn't told me, I would have I don’t know, but you haven’t visited your Uncle Pritchett yet.”

As soon as the words came out, Ron's whole face fell down, and he felt bad all of a sudden.

Pritchett is Mary's brother, grandma's eldest son, yes, you are right, Mary's surname was Pritchett before marriage, and she changed her surname to Cooper after George.

The reason why Ron felt bad was that Uncle Pritchett's daughter Claire, a rebellious middle school girl, was often taken in by Ron when she was in school, so there was some unpleasantness between the two.

"I know what happened between you and Claire. It was indeed a bit unpleasant when you were in school, but I think after so many years, she won't blame you for that little thing anymore. After all, she is already a mother of three children. "

"I think, even as an uncle, you should pay a visit."

"Okay, okay, I surrender." Ron couldn't refuse Mary's request: "How about I go there next week?"

"No, I think it's best for you to go tomorrow. It was Claire who invited you. I guess she may have something to ask you for. If you can help me, I think you should help her. She is also your sister. .”

"It's just a show." Ron complained silently.

It was rare for Ron to agree, so Mary didn't pay close attention to Ron's words: "By the way, and don't bring Sheldon with you."

"Don't worry, even if you ask Sheldon to go, he won't go. He doesn't like to be with children, let alone three children. Is there anything else to explain?" Ron asked.

If there was nothing else, he should think about what gifts to bring. It was not a good habit to go empty-handed for the first time, and Ron was not the idiot Sheldon was.

Speaking of which, Ron actually feels a touch of envy towards Sheldon now. He just needs to live in his own world, and everyone around him is taking care of him. If he can live such a life, it seems to be a kind of happiness?

"By the way, Pritchett has married a new wife. She is only in her twenties and has a child. Don't forget to give the little guy a gift." Mary murmured: "An old man in his fifties , actually married a woman in her twenties, can you imagine such a thing, George? "

"It's really sinful!" Poor old George quickly agreed, but for some reason what Ron heard was clearly: "I'm so envious."

"This is normal. Uncle Pritchett has a well-run company, which is very attractive to those young girls. My dad is not that good. He is just a college football coach and only has 200 pocket money a month. dollars, no chance at all.”

"Okay, let's not talk about this. In short, just don't forget to bring a gift for the new little guy. Let me think about the rest," Mary thought for a moment.

"Oh, by the way, it's best not to talk about homosexuality with him. You know, Mitchell's kid has been a little abnormal since he was a child. I heard that he is living with another man. Oh my God. , they will definitely go to hell after death.”

"Mary, I told you, you can't say bad things about homosexuals now. This is called political correctness." George reminded in a low voice.