Daily American Drama

Chapter 973: Joker Sheldon

Chicago.

Under Adam's coordination, Sheldon played the finale.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he tightened his tie, raised his chin, and walked up proudly.

That's right!

How can there be no most handsome, solemn and timeless bow tie on this occasion.

As long as there are not enough people to trample him to death.

He is not afraid of any situation.

Emmm.

Of course, it is limited to meeting friends in English.

As long as muscles are involved, he can only slip.

Thanks, Doctor Strange, I'll just take over from now on.

Sheldon took the microphone from Adam and was obviously excited when he spoke: Okay, are you guys ready for some real fun?

Speaking of this, he pointed at Adam: It's not that Adam's words are bad, but most of his jokes are aimed at Xiasanlu, which is a little too vulgar.

who are we?

We are genius scientists.

If we're going to have a joke, we should say something funny and deep...

Adam didn't mind, and sat back in his seat, watching the Cooper talk show happily.

Why are we gathered here today?

Sheldon looked around the crowd: Because we are all geniuses, the organizer said so, although I have reservations about it...

Speaking of this, he raised his chin to the staff: I have sent an email to the MacArthur Foundation for the detailed comments and comments on the previous MacArthur Genius Award winners. You need to read and rectify~

...

The staff looked confused, but kept a professional smile, thinking to themselves: Of course we will watch it, and of course we will rectify it. In the future, we will definitely block troublesome people like you directly.

very good.

Seeing the smiling staff member, Shelton tacitly accepted the other party's agreement. Then he turned his head coolly and set his eyes on everyone again.

Now it's officially time for jokes, there are many academic authorities who won the awards today.

Dr. Grant of the Department of Geology.

You share the same surname as Dr. Alan Grant, the archaeologist in the movie Jurassic Park.

So, tell me, Dr. Grant, when can we go to Isla Nublar to see the dinosaurs?

Do not?

Why?

Isn't this the greatest achievement of you geologists?

Oh.

It's the biologists' fault.

Because biologists don't want to clone?

Dr. Philip from the Department of Biology, what do you have to say?

What?

You just got divorced?

No, you are a biology student, and you are an authority on biology, how can you not handle the most basic communication between organisms?

I see.

It's because you have better biological partners and projects, right?

You biologists love new biological collaborations, right?

Ha ha ha.

Just kidding~!

I know you want to say that the real reason is the objection of anthropologists.

Because anthropologists say that cloning should be done with caution.

Dr. Wolf of the Department of Anthropology, what is your opinion?

Oh yes.

The ending of Jurassic Park has clearly expressed your attitude.

Regardless of bio-gene ethics, blindly trying to use bio-gene technology is a lunatic!

Humph.

Dr. Tranter and Dr. Philip, with bad complexions, seemed to express serious objection to this.

Because there has always been a fine line between a genius and a lunatic.

Dr. Duncan, come out to meet the guests.

Today, except for a few of our talented scientists who really study the origin of the universe, the rest are all your high-quality customers.

The Nobel Prize in Biology is waving to you.

Hello?

Are you still there?

Don't be unhappy.

Said it was joke time.

Dr. Grant, how could the greatest achievement of a geologist be a Jurassic Park movie?

My fault.

Although I'm a scientist, a real scientist, all I know of geologists is from Jurassic Park.

The rest of the time, I really don't care too much about geology.

I don't even know when geology became a science.

Are you geologists real scientists too?

And Jurassic Park has archaeologists and paleontologists?

whatever.

They are all digging and playing with rocks.

it's the same.

Geology is also a science?

Perhaps your greatest achievement is your sense of humor.

Hahaha~

...

All the winners of the MacArthur Genius Award frowned.

The faces of the named geologist Dr. Grant, biologist Dr. Philip, and anthropologist Dr. Wolf turned black.

Actually, I don't know him very well.

Adam saw that Sheldon was so coquettish without drinking, many people looked at him and explained with a smile.

Then he winked at the staff who had long wanted to correct the mistake.

Thank you Dr. Cooper for your speech, and I declare the 2000 MacArthur Genius Award Gala successfully concluded.

The staff snatched the microphone from Sheldon's hand and stuffed the trophy into Sheldon's hand, directly ending this alternative awards show.

He was worried that if there was a further delay, someone really couldn't help but rush up to the stage and beat Sheldon violently.

At that time, scientists were really disgraced, and the genius award became a laughing stock.

As soon as these words came out, everyone stood up and walked out in a file, ignoring Sheldon at all.

Lechel!

Dr. Philip, the biological authority who was ridiculed, called out to Rachel who was sitting still.

I'll stay later.

Rachel smiled.

Seeing this, Dr. Philip felt very helpless.

Before changing, he would definitely stay with her, in case Adam had malicious intentions, eating from the bowl and looking at the pot.

But at the moment when he saw Sheldon's tender innocent face, he couldn't help feeling angry.

Afraid that if he stayed any longer, he would really turn into a simple animal, and his wildness would break out, so he went up and gave this tender face a few slaps.

At that time, in front of other people, especially the person you want to pursue, you will lose your identity.

So, he had no choice but to leave alone.

Oh, boy.

Seeing this, Sheldon shook his head in dissatisfaction: Everyone says I don't understand humor, now let's see who doesn't understand humor?

Very interesting presentation.

Rachel looked at Sheldon admiringly.

It seems that there are still people who know how to appreciate real humor.

Sheldon was relieved.

Adam and Peggy looked at each other, speechless.

They could naturally see that Rachel's words were not meant to please Sheldon or Adam, but came from the heart.

As for why it's so unflattering, would Rachel really think it's interesting?

It's also very simple.

Because Rachel is the teenage version of Beverly.

Poisonous tongue spitting about others, proud and conceited, honest (not being honest) (sincerity)... All kinds of traits, Rachel also has.

She thinks it's normal.

You guys have a good exchange of humor.

Adam smiled and said, We're going back first, but don't leave the hotel...Well, Sheldon, you'd better not even leave the room.

Go back to New York with us tomorrow, and then I'll help you arrange a car back to Pasadena.

why?

Sheldon was surprised.

why?

Adam laughed even more happily: You always make fun of geologists, thinking that their greatest achievement is their sense of humor, but you are wrong.

I'm wrong?

Sheldon shook his head and laughed: I'm never wrong.

Then what would you say is the greatest achievement of a geologist?

Rachel laughed.

Of course it's a stone.

Adam patted the back of Sheldon's head and reminded: They are geologists, and what they like most is to collect all kinds of stones. It is reasonable to carry the favorite stones with them.

Under normal circumstances, they are reluctant to take out their precious stones to verify the scientific question of which is harder, the skull or the stone.

But Sheldon is different.

They really liked Sheldon's humor.

I believe they will be willing to take out the treasured stones and conduct an experiment with Sheldon...

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