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Pasadena.

Caltech physics department party.

Hahaha~

Sheldon laughed.

what's so funny?

Dr. Gablehouse was puzzled.

No disrespect, but you're just a high school physics teacher being promoted.

The last successful experiment just ignited your fart.

Sheldon has learned some basic forms after following Leonard for many years, and he is very polite and understands to say that there is no disrespect.

You have no idea that theoretical physicists can't be fired theoretically, you can't fire me.

Keep your eyes open and look at the shape of my mouth, I will fire you now!

Dr. Gablehouse's face darkened completely.

...

Seeing that Dr. Gablehouse didn't look like he was joking, Sheldon couldn't help being stunned, and then looked at Leonard aggrieved.

Leonard, he can't fire me, can he?

Dr. Cooper.

Leonard didn't call his name, and used a very distant address. He glanced at Sheldon with a look of we don't know each other well, so don't talk nonsense.

Then he looked at the dark-faced new head of the department with a look of I'm also confused, I don't know why he talks to me.

Dr. Gablehouse is our department head and he has every right to fire anyone!

And from our warm applause, we can also know that any of his actions will be unanimously supported by all our colleagues in the California Department of Physics!

As he spoke, instead of Howard, he was the first to applaud and fart the rainbow for Dr. Gablehouse.

Emmm.

That's right.

Howard was the first to applaud for firing Sheldon.

He doesn't think it's a big deal for the crowd to join in the fun, and he is always the first!

There was another round of applause at the party.

Dr. Gablehouse originally had opinions on Leonard and the others.

After all, they stand with Sheldon, which is a joint injury, and they are disgusted with the house.

But seeing Leonard and the others doing this over and over again, I couldn't help but believe that Leonard and the others really didn't know Sheldon well.

It just happened to be stalked by a lunatic like Sheldon at the party.

That's right.

In his eyes, Sheldon is crazy.

If it wasn't a lunatic, who would do such a thing at the welcome party of the new boss.

Is this handsome guy so annoying?

Beside Howard, who applauded enthusiastically, stood a tall woman.

While applauding in groups, they looked at Sheldon's handsome but aggrieved face.

She couldn't help but secretly asked Howard who introduced her to this new world.

Xiamen, this is nothing.

Howard looked up at the woman around him who was a whole head taller than him, and was very satisfied that he was the only one among this group of 'scientific bitches' to bring such a high-quality party girl.

The existence of Sheldon itself is the greatest malice to this world.

Sounds like fun.

This tall woman named Xia Tian still looked greedily at Sheldon's face: I see you didn't say hello to him before? Aren't you his friend?

...Yes, of course!

Howard looked at such a summer, and suddenly changed his expression: This is how we get along as friends, and you also know that we are scientists.

So that's how it is.

Xia Tian observed the surrounding scientists and nodded in approval of this explanation.

You understand...

Howard was very happy, and as soon as he was happy, he immediately reached out to grab Xia Tian's waist.

After all, with his height, he is really easy to hold.

Howard, I told you.

Xia Tian immediately looked at Howard, with a warning face: It's okay to touch, but you need to pay more!

Sorry, I'm used to it.

Howard, a high-quality man, immediately withdrew his salty pig's hand, and said embarrassingly: You also know that this is some of the habits of our scientists.

I know.

Xia Tian smiled and said: I also want to say sorry, I'm used to it too, this is also the way we get along with people.

...

Howard was speechless.

Emmm.

That's right.

Xia Tian's fame was so casual, it was like a flower name or an alias, and it could even be brought by Howard to the physics department's party.

Of course, it's not that Howard really has the strength to find a party girl by himself.

In fact, for Howard's high school graduation party, the only female companion was the current Mrs. Worowitz.

AKA Mama Howard.

Until now, not much has changed.

Normal people should be like Leonard and the others, not looking for a female partner if they can't find one.

But Howard didn't think so.

He was a little uncomfortable at this kind of party.

Because this will make the kind of joke that will never be outdated for a lifetime be magnified to the maximum.

Meet and call a large group of doctors, and he is Mr. Worowitz.

Usually with Sheldon and the others, it is 3:1, three calls to each other as Doctor, and one call to Mr. Worowitz.

And to this kind of departmental party.

That is tens of hundreds: 1.

A joke that can usually be laughed off, but here it is completely useless.

No matter how generous he is, he can't stand this situation.

The welcome party for the new department head, it's impossible not to come.

When it comes, it may be that the pressure mountain is ridiculed and the defense collapses.

Fortunately, he has his show operation.

There is no chance to get a doctorate for the time being, and maybe not in a lifetime.

But it doesn't matter, he can make people forget that he is not a doctor.

And how to deal with these 'scientific bitches', he has a lot of experience.

So, he paid a 'professional' to be his female companion.

He just needs to take a slanted edge, label himself a playboy, and hide the conspicuous label of 'not a doctor'.

Be the most flamboyant playboy among scientists, or the most powerful scientist among playboys.

Of course, just like getting a doctorate, he doesn't have this ability.

But it doesn't matter, he has Jewish coming-of-age gift coupons that can be exchanged.

Xia Tian is a professional, as long as he gives money, he will be very professional.

The only downside is that it's very expensive.

You have to add money at every turn!

Wait a minute and introduce your friend.

Xia Tian was still looking at Sheldon who was living as an emoji, and said with great interest.

...you are the female companion I brought.

Howard, a high-quality man, naturally knew that this was a high-quality woman courting, so he reminded him unhappily.

So?

Xia Tian didn't take it seriously: I'm talking about after the party is over, our contract will also end at that time, unless of course you want to add money?

...

Howard was speechless, and muttered: Sheldon is not that kind of person, he won't spend money to find you...

It doesn't cost him money.

Xia Tian greedily looked at Sheldon's face, and said casually: I'm not that kind of woman.

Howard's mouth twitched.

God damn it's not that kind of woman.

You just said that you want to add money!

Sheldon is just a giant baby who doesn't understand anything. How can he be better than me.

Howard straightened his chest, trying to remind Xia Tian of his charm.

Emmm.

Trying not to add money...

You do not understand.

Xia Tian withdrew his eyes temporarily, looked down at Howard, and said with a smile: His style is actually very attractive, and many men and women like it very much.

Wasn't he fired?

If he really can't find a job in the future, I can help him find it.

Tired is a little tired.

But I promise, great income.

Sheldon attractive?

Howard laughed directly: Don't be kidding, is it true that geniuses are also moved now?

Haven't you ever watched A Beautiful Mind? Geniuses also feel emotional, it's normal.

Xia Tian looked at Howard in surprise: Well, of course it also depends on this genius's character, height and appearance~

Speaking of this, Howard choked with an expression of 'you don't meet the last and most important one'.

wait.

Howard is a high-quality human male. He saw the ridicule, and as long as he didn't completely break down, he quickly walked out of the negative emotions and grasped the point.

You mean you want to introduce Sheldon to a job~ want Sheldon to be your colleague~?

What, is there a problem?

Xia Tian looked at him: What kind of discrimination do you have against our work?

No no!

Howard laughed: I have the most respect for you professionals.

Don't worry, I'll introduce you to Sheldon when the party is over.

Anyway, he is idle when he is idle, why not use this time to sell to the world what is called a genius.

It's just that he doesn't lack money.

His family and his good friends are all very, very rich.

How to persuade him to embark on this path of science popularization requires us to discuss and think about it...

We still have to pay more.

Seeing Howard talking and talking, Xia Tian began to stretch out his salty pig's hand again, and reiterated the principle again.

no way.

A high-quality human male like Howard really doesn't have the slightest urge to break her principles.

How to do it, still have to follow the principle.

Not a single point less.

Here, Howard and his female partner are fighting each other.

Over there, after the new head of the department fired Sheldon, everyone supported him unanimously.

Looking at Shelton's bewildered expression, with the corners of his mouth twitching to cry, he felt much more relieved.

Unlike Sheldon, he is personable, and naturally he will not continue to target Sheldon, or simply let Sheldon roll away from his welcome party.

Just asking him to withdraw his life to comfort Sheldon is also not even thinking about it.

So he turned around and left, continuing to chat with the others.

Leonard, I seem to have experienced time travel.

Sheldon was in a trance: Do you remember that I talked to you about time travel before coming to the party?

I said back then that I would never be happy at a party, now you see?

Did your future self tell you to apologize to Dr. Gablehouse right now?

Leonard didn't look at Sheldon at all, his eyes followed the head of the department all the time, and he just reminded him in a low voice.

Apologize to that idiot?

Sheldon said angrily: No matter which timeline I am, or even which parallel universe I am, I will never apologize to an idiot.

Okay, you are amazing.

Leonard complained, Did you see Professor Finkton over there?

yes?

Sheldon glanced puzzled.

You resent the fact that he caught you talking about caving for 45 minutes last time, and that caves aren't any fun at all.

Leonard still didn't look at Sheldon, maintaining the posture of a secret spy: Now go to Professor Finkton and see if he still discusses it with you.

I don't want to discuss it with him.

Sheldon still didn't grasp the point of Leonard's words.

...Let me tell you this.

Leonard was very helpless, so he could only speak more plainly: Professor Finkton has always had mental problems.

So he is the only person at the party who will take the initiative to ask you to talk, and he will talk for 45 minutes.

I heard it's been done since the last party.

Many people went directly to his office, nominally to visit, but actually to measure his office.

Because they completely affirmed that Professor Finkton has become a psychopath.

It won't be long before Professor Finkton's office will be vacant.

And they all covet his big, nice office...

I remember you went too.

Sheldon couldn't help but said.

...That's right.

Leonard did not deny it, and the corner of his mouth curled up: I am more sure than them, because I know you better than them!

Professor Finkton can tell you for 45 minutes, 200% is crazy.

The question now is, go and see if after you offended the head of the department just now, even if he is crazy like him, will he still talk to you?

If even he ignores you.

You will be completely ignored.

Believe me, you'll miss the spelunking splendor~

No, I won't.

Sheldon shook his head and laughed.

Are you really not afraid of not having a job?

Leonard couldn't help but glanced at him: Caltech is the best.

I've said it all, theoretical physicists are theoretically not expelled.

Shelton said to himself: Like a mathematician, look at Peggy, who is in Pasadena and still has a job at Princeton.

Okay, as long as you are happy.

Leonard thought about it, and it made sense.

In his eyes, a genius like Sheldon actually doesn't have to worry about finding a job at all.

Leonard and the others quickly left the party under Sheldon's urging.

And over there, the president of Caltech, Dr. Hibbert, also belatedly attended the welcome party for the new head of the Department of Physics.

How are you feeling, Dr. Gablehouse?

feeling not bad.

Dr. Gablehouse laughed at himself: So much so that I issued my first executive order at the party just now.

Oh, that's great.

Principal Hibbert said with a smile: The Department of Physics at Caltech needs Dr. Gablehouse, an enterprising leader like you.

thanks.

Dr. Gablehouse said with a smile: I was a little worried before, and you will blame me, principal.

Oh?

Principal Hibbert was startled: By the way, what was your first administrative order?

I fired one person, and everyone was very happy. It seems that his popularity is really bad.

Dr. Gablehouse smiled and looked at the people beside him: By the way, what's his name?

Principal Hibbert's heart skipped a beat: Don't be Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper?

It's Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper!

The person next to him suppressed a smile and said.

Oh, God.

Principal Hibbert had a headache.

Principal, what's the matter?

Dr. Gablehouse's face sank: He can't be fired?

Not really.

Principal Hibbert scanned around and saw that everyone was paying attention, so naturally he couldn't take Dr. Gablehouse's face off at this moment, and forced a smile.

I believe Dr. Gablehouse must have reasons for firing him...

Even if this matter is over.

Principal Hibbert quickly found an opportunity to leave.

Seeing this, Dr. Gablehouse felt a little uneasy, and followed him, only to see Principal Hibbert calling in a low voice: Dr. Duncan...

ps: Thanks for the tip that needs a nickname!