Daily American Drama

in the car.

me?

Seeing Penny swearing, Leonard subconsciously pointed at himself, full of surprise and anticipation in disbelief.

what?

Petunia had a black question mark on her face.

Nothing, nothing!

Leonard immediately knew that he had misunderstood, so he quickly waved his hands, not wanting to continue the embarrassment.

Pointing to his injured forehead, he changed the subject: Sorry, I made you unhappy tonight.

Oh no, I'm very happy tonight.

Petunia was polite, then thought of Adam's perfunctory treatment of her, couldn't help it anymore, and glanced at Leonard.

Leonard, you also watched the video of my live concert that night, am I really that bad?

No, you're great...

Leonard naturally had a burst of disgusting flattery: Why do you ask that?

Petunia uttered all the words that Adam used to perfunctory her.

Emmm.

As long as it doesn't involve professional words that she doesn't understand, Penny's memory is pretty good.

After all, she is a professional waiter who memorizes such a thick menu.

Don't think too much, he must be praising you.

Leonard affirmed: Very few people can be as sure as Adam.

yes?

Penny began to feel unsure.

Could it be that she had misunderstood, Adam's series of adjectives were really all praises for her?

yes!

Leonard said firmly: You have always been the best.

hehe.

Hearing what Leonard said, Petunia immediately regained her confidence, chuckled lightly, and stopped dwelling on this topic.

Apartment TBBT4A.

Leonard opened the door and entered the house.

So? How about a date?

Sheldon, who was playing with the computer on the desk, looked back.

awesome!

Leonard fancied confidence.

It seems that alcohol and ignorance are really poisonous to American girls.

Sheldon tilted his head and pouted, with an expression that the experiment had yielded results.

...

Leonard's excitement stagnated, and he said displeasedly: Hey! Penny didn't drink much tonight.

And after I bumped my forehead, she very cleverly refuted my suggestion to go back and rest directly.

After that, he drove me to the hospital very consciously, and asked Adam to do a comprehensive examination for me.

Tonight is the most romantic night, it's not alcoholic as you imagined, it's muddled!

Really?

Sheldon has always been very fond of medical examinations, but he took a new look at Penny when he heard this, and asked in surprise, Does she like pottery?

...we didn't talk about that.

Leonard's face darkened again.

No way?

Sheldon was even more surprised: Besides this topic you carefully fabricated, do you have other topics to talk about?

……Shut up!

Leonard thought of the long embarrassing and silent time when he was waiting in the restaurant, which immediately weakened his bursting self-confidence, and shouted angrily.

Because we all know what happened?

Shelton dragged his voice, raised his eyebrows, and stabbed straight.

...

Leonard was ashamed and angry.

But before leaving for a date tonight, he had fantasized about what tonight's romantic night would be like.

Although Sheldon had him pinning his hopes on alcohol and Penny's confusion, he'd much rather have a serious date night with Penny.

Emmm.

Is such that.

Have a good dinner in a restaurant, take a walk after dinner, and chat about common topics.

for example.

Do you like pottery?

I love pottery, okay?

...

Speaking of fun, pause for a moment, because they all know what's going to happen at this point.

Leonard, who had watched too many movies, would lean forward, and then the two of them would kiss.

Even the details are so vivid, all clearly arranged by Leonard.

Penny will be a little hesitant at first.

Girls, you still need to be reserved.

This also reflects his masculinity more.

Then she kisses back passionately.

After all, romance was ignited at this moment, burning away her reserve.

She also bites his lip.

After all, this is how playful heroines are played in movies.

He likes this one a lot.

He believed Penny was the same way.

When everything happened as promised, he knew that she wanted him!

It's done!

They can applaud love!

Oh, my god!

For Leonard's emotional performance, he even started to pray to God.

At that time, Sheldon watched with cold eyes, without any sense of substitution, and said in amazement, Now you are going to do it?

Then Leonard looked left and right, there was no Penny in the apartment, only Sheldon, what else could he do?

Let's just say I had a panic attack.

Now that Sheldon brought it up again without knowing it, the sense of shame is overwhelming.

No, nothing happened!

Leonard said angrily: But only because I got hit on the forehead...

Is it because Petunia hurt you when she bit your lip and pushed you back?

Sheldon asked curiously.

No... what do you mean push me back?

Leonard first denied it, and then said inexplicably.

You know.

Shelton shrugged: Penny and you, if the plot in the movie is really performed as you imagined, then Penny is also the one who takes the initiative.

It was she who leaned forward and took the initiative to kiss you, you hesitated, then kissed back and bit her lips, she knew you wanted her, and it was over...

...

Leonard was ashamed by Sheldon as the playful heroine in the movie, and couldn't help but stare at Sheldon.

Sheldon cocked his neck and looked down at him with puffy eyes, a 'could you say otherwise' expression.

it's the same.

Looking at each other for a few seconds, Leonard retreated as usual, thought about it, and grinned again.

Regardless of who takes the initiative or not, it is actually exactly the same for him.

After all, he is an experimental physicist, and he knows Newton's third law best!

in a few days.

In the apartment, four nerds were sitting there, each of them was wearing headphones, staring at their notebooks, typing frantically with their hands, playing a game in full swing.

In the end, Sheldon took the blade of Azzinoth and ran away with no loyalty, and everyone died tragically.

You betrayed us for a sword and wasted 97 hours of fighting side by side?

Leonard looked at Sheldon in disbelief: Who are you?!

I'm a night elf thief, and that's what I'm supposed to do.

Sheldon said confidently: Haven't you read my character introduction?

...

Everyone was speechless.

At this moment, Petunia's light laughter came from outside the door.

excuse me.

At this moment, Leonard finally remembered that there was a goddess next door to him who was full of hunger, and walked towards the door.

Don't forget the mail.

Sheldon reminded again at the right time.

It's not that he cares too much, but his obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Yep.

Leonard walked out with Penny's email, which was intercepted for the Nth time, and was just about to strike up a conversation as usual, when he suddenly looked up and saw that Penny was making out with a handsome guy.

Boom!

a bolt from the blue!

What happened next, he was in a daze.

He dared to say that if he drank some wine at that time, the chances of anyone succeeding in him would be off the charts.

When he came back to his senses, Adam, Sheldon, and Howard were already sitting in front of him, and Rajesh was sitting on the floor. Everyone looked at him with the eyes of a persuasion meeting.

Adam, why are you here?

A little bird told me.

Adam laughed and said, A good friend of mine is going to commit suicide, can I not come?

Sheldon!

Leonard suddenly understood, and then argued: I didn't!

yes?

Sheldon pointed to something on the coffee table: What is this? Did you buy it for yourself?

This is a scratching post...

Leonard suddenly felt guilty, but looked at Adam and explained: Sheldon misunderstood, although I have asthma.

But there's a feline geneticist in San Diego who has bred a super cute hypoallergenic kitten...I'm not suicidal!

I know.

Adam nodded and said with a smile: But it is undeniable that you have this tendency.

Otherwise, you will never put the way of changing your life in such a dangerous direction immediately after feeling frustrated.

No matter how low the allergens are, there are still some.

You can't deny that, can you?

...I'm not emotionally frustrated.

Leonard's mood was instantly depressed, and he lowered his head to defend himself.

Not yet emotionally frustrated?

Sheldon's eyes widened: You dated Penny first, thinking it was a romantic night.

But a few days later, I ran into Penny making out with the perfect handsome guy in your eyes in the corridor.

And then you talk about lowering the bar, at one point wanted Olivia Vig, the slightly lame and partially sighted nutritionist from the cafeteria, and I just say you're dead.

Emotional frustration two!

Then Sheldon suggested that you go to Leslie Winkle.

Howard continued: I can't believe it was Sheldon who brought it up.

After all, she is Sheldon's ultimate enemy, in case she and Leonard catch up.

Will Sheldon have to face her every day in the future?

Because she was number two on my blacklist, I noticed she was shaving her legs.

It's almost winter again recently, so she's doing hints that she can be an unspeakable target.

Sheldon said calmly: And I don't think she can get along with Leonard.

So relax, and even if it does, I can just kick Leonard out.

Please, kick me out now, okay?

Leonard sneered.

Leslie didn't see you again?

Sheldon said bluntly.

...

Leonard was heartbroken.

“Leonard went straight to the lab to find her, and proposed to do a biological social exploration experiment with her expertise in neurochemistry.

AKA asking her out.

I have to say, I'm sweating for Leonard.

Seeing Adam looking at him, Howard couldn't help cheering up and started gossip: You must know that they are in the same laboratory, and there are too many hidden dangers.

Believe me, I'm self-taught and have a lot of hands-on experience when it comes to psychological harassment law...

This isn't your kind of straight-up asking a female colleague to give you a big retreat, it's a normal date invitation!

Leonard called.

Ahem, anyway, she not only understood immediately, but also asked Leonard how to do this exploratory experiment.

Leonard said the clichés of ordinary people, what about having dinner, watching a movie, and then ding dong ding dong~”

Howard coughed lightly and continued: Leslie directly suggested that the basis for evaluating the success of a date is based on the chemical reaction in the parting kiss.

Heart rate, biochemical pheromones, etc.

So she suggested pretending their date was going well, and skipping straight to the crucial twist.

That is, straight into the kiss before the date breaks up.

Then he gave Leonard a chewing gum directly, and proceeded to the polite preparation before the big show...

Speaking of this, he couldn't help sighing: Leslie Winkle, what a strange woman!

Adam glanced at him, and the arc of the corner of his mouth couldn't be controlled.

You can't grasp this strange woman.

What a strange woman!

Sheldon couldn't hear his friend say that the ultimate enemy was good, and complained: It's just a nuisance, oh, forget it.

Even if she's a nuisance, she's a Ph.D. in physics.

If you go there, you won't even have the chance to participate in the experiment like Leonard.

...

Howard's mouth twitched.

We're talking to Leonard now, let's not digress.

Adam laughed.

But at this moment he agreed with Sheldon's words.

If Howard rushed forward at this moment, he would probably be ruthlessly ridiculed.

But in the future, if Leslie, a strange woman, discovers Howard's hot side, and Howard becomes Leslie's toy, it will be just around the corner.

They do the variable link directly.

Howard was not in the mood to continue to describe vividly after being ridiculed by Shelton, and spoke quickly.

Leslie gave an evaluation, on the positive side, the kiss was good, reasonable technique, no extra spittle.

On the other hand, there is no feeling, nothing at all...

Enough, stop talking!

Leonard couldn't bear it any longer, and his emotions broke down a bit.

The third emotional setback.

Sheldon was ignorant as always, and raised three fingers.

Leonard, do you know where you went wrong?

Adam looked at Leonard.

I know.

Leonard said frustratedly: That Doug, not to mention IQ, may not be as good as you in appearance, but for us, he is absolutely perfect.

And I am lactose intolerant, asthmatic, and motion sickness...

half an hour later.

Seeing that Leonard was complaining endlessly, Adam couldn't listen anymore, and interrupted: What you said is not all about your shortcomings.

Like lactose intolerance.

Although Sheldon keeps laughing at you.

But in fact, from a scientific point of view, lactose intolerance is not a shortcoming, but a manifestation of evolution.

what?!

Shelton stared, unable to accept this explanation: Drinking milk and farting is a manifestation of evolution?

Exactly.

Adam laughs: The reason why you have lactose intolerance is because you lack the enzyme lactase in your body.

The ingested lactose cannot be digested and absorbed into the blood, and remains in the intestinal tract.

Gut bacteria ferment and break down lactose, which can produce a lot of gas, causing bloating and gas.

But from the perspective of the human race.

Lactase is naturally present and helps babies digest breast milk.

After weaning, it gradually disappears.

This is to reduce dependence on the mother, find new food sources, and promote the development of the entire race.

Otherwise, no one would be like a baby who cannot live without its mother, and the human race would have been extinct long ago...

What do you see me doing?!

Howard felt the unfriendly eyes of everyone and was very annoyed.

It's not that he can't live without his mother.

But his mother can't do without him!

This is a completely different concept!