Dad Academy
Chapter 971 Going and Returning (1/2)
Chapter 971 Going and Returning (12)
After the big rooster had gone away, Xiaobai and Dunzi came out of the house and saw Xi'er standing upright in the yard, concerned about whether she had been bullied by the big rooster.
Xi'er shook her head, pointed to the empty ground and said, The brave cow was taken away by the big rooster.
Xiaobai and Dunzi searched around Xi'er on the ground but couldn't find it. They ran to the edge of the yard and looked at the family of big roosters foraging in the field, jumping angrily.
"Xi'er, your sister's call has come."
Zhang Tan came out with his cell phone and handed it to Xi'er. Tan Jin'er appeared on the screen. She was wearing professional attire. She was at work today and had just woken up from her lunch break.
"Sister~~ The big rooster is so powerful. Xiaobai and Dunzi were so scared that they ran away..." Xi'er immediately shared the story of the big rooster with Tan Jin'er.
…
While she was on the phone, Bai Jianping went out carrying a bucket, a stool, and a bamboo pole. He said he was going fishing, and he strictly prohibited children from following him.
If the children follow him, he must be in the Air Force. The reason why he is in the Air Force is because of the children!
Xiaobai stood by the yard and shouted loudly, urging him: "Uncle~~~Don't fall into the river~~There is a lot of water in the river. If you fall into the river, you will die!"
Bai Jianping waved his hands, annoyed, and didn't want to pay attention, but the child kept shouting and kept repeating this sentence over and over again. He shouted angrily: "Stop talking! What are you talking about? Can you think of something better???"
Bai Jianping walked far away, walked upstream along the river embankment, and stopped at a bend. There were three people fishing here. At first glance, they were all old rivals!
The Baijiacun fishing competition officially begins!
The white clouds are lingering, the air is clear after the rain, everything is brand new, like a wiped mirror, the weather is not hot, there is a breeze, and it is extremely cool.
Bai Jianping put down the stool and bucket, hung earthworms on the fishhook, found a water area, threw in a dozen earthworms to make a nest, threw the hook, and chatted with the other three people.
"Old Bai, are you so dumb?" someone joked.
"You're white, and you're even fatter." Another person answered.
"It's such a peaceful life," the last person said.
Bai Jianping's tail turned up quietly in an instant, and he said reservedly: "If you are white, you are white, if you are fat, you are fat. I don't have any muscles. Alas~~ If I don't work every day, I will have muscles." , look at my arms, they are so limp, none of the muscles from last year are gone."
At this time, a fish was hooked, but it was not his, but the one who spoke first, Lao Bai.
It's a big carp, weighing more than two kilograms by visual inspection.
"Hahaha, I'll get to the next one first! I want it, Bashi!" Lao Bai No. 1 said in a croaky voice, bringing over the big carp as a trophy for everyone to see and comment on. After a while, he put it into the bucket and continued fishing.
"Haha~ Yes~" This was Old Bai No. 2. He also got a fish on the hook. When he pulled it up, he found it was a big catfish, weighing more than three kilograms by visual inspection. It took him a while to successfully pull it ashore.
"It's an Egyptian catfish!" Bai Jianping said, his tone full of regret.
Lao Bai No. 2 said: "I want the Egyptian catfish. Egypt has a history of six thousand years, which is one thousand years older than us. I want it, Bashi~~~"
Just after calming down, someone else caught a fish on the hook, and it was Lao Bai No. 1!
Before the fish was pulled in, Lao Bai No. 1 started bragging, "Haha, I'm going to kill everyone today! I'm going to top the list!"
"What kind of fish~" Lao Bai No. 2 said.
"It doesn't look big." Lao Bai No. 3 said.
"Oh, it's just a small fry. Throw it away and let the parents grow it up." Lao Bai No. 4, also known as Bai Jianping, suggested.
Lao Bai No. 1 pulled the fish up. Under the instigation of the other three people, he felt that the fish was a bit small, so he threw it away and released it.
He regretted it the next second, "Hammer! I'll throw a hammer! That's a crucian carp. How big can a crucian carp grow? Why did you let me go?"
A few people refused to accept the blame and refused to admit that they instigated it. It was obviously you who threw it yourself, so what does it have to do with them?
At this time, Bai Jianping finally opened the pot, and a fish bit the hook, but what he caught was a little yellow girl.
Everyone encouraged him to release it, but Bai Jianping refused. He put it in a bucket to avoid the air force today.
The four of them kept catching fish, not because they were so good, but because the resources were so good. There were abundant resources in the river, not to mention that there were fish ponds upstream where the fish were gone.
While the killing of four people was in full swing, there were children grazing cattle on the other side of the river bank. Three buffaloes entered the water and swam across the river where they were fishing.
The four people yelled angrily, saying they wanted to kill the cow and eat it. Even Newton didn't dare to be so outrageous!
The cow was scolded and ran away, and the fish were also scared away. They sat there for a while, but no fish took the bait. The four of them agreed to fight again tomorrow and retreat first.
Bai Jianping walked home leisurely carrying a bucket. When he saw Xi'er in the yard, he invited her to come over to watch the fish and brag about it.
"Where's Xiaobai?"
Xi'er said Xiaobai was lying down at home.
"Lie down? What's wrong?"
"She fainted."
Bai Jianping quickly returned home and saw Xiaobai and Dunzi lying on the sofa.
"Xiao Bai, come and see what uncle has caught. There are so many fish."
Xiaobai was curious and stood up to take a look, but as soon as he stood up, he stumbled and fell on the sofa. He flopped a few times and couldn't get up.
Bai Jianping went to help her and asked, "What's wrong with you? Are you spinning in circles?"
Xiaobai chuckled. She and Dunzi spun around in circles, trying to see who could last longer. As a result, both of them collapsed and couldn't stand up.
The two of them were lying on the ground just now, but Teacher Jiang picked them up and put them on the sofa.
Fortunately, Teacher Jiang discovered it first. If it were Malanhua, she would have been beaten first.
Bai Jianping said with a smile: "Then you lie down first, Xi'er and I will raise fish."
After more than ten minutes, Xiaobai and Dunzi helped each other out, and Xier squatted by the pool to watch the fish. Bai Jianping caught more than a dozen fish, but they were not big. This was his pain. When parting, he and Lao Bai 1/ In the comparison No. 2/3, he lost because everyone else had big fish, but he didn’t!
He is currently reflecting and summarizing, preparing to avenge his shame tomorrow.
The three children couldn't get enough of just watching, so they brought fishing rods and sat by the pool to catch Bai Jianping's fish.
We ate fish again in the evening, and the rustling sounds came from the small mountain forest behind the house, getting louder and louder. Malanhua took a flashlight to look, and quickly ran back, saying that a giant panda was coming.
Everyone went to watch, and indeed a giant panda appeared outside the backyard door. Maybe it was looking for food and found the wrong way here.
Xiaobai said it was the one during the day, Xi'er ran to get snacks for it, and Dunzi ran to the kitchen and came out with a kitchen knife.
Zhang Tan quickly took away his kitchen knife. This kid didn't talk much. Was he going to challenge a giant panda?
Xi'er, a silly kid, brought potato chips to feed the giant panda. The giant panda sniffed it, refused to eat it, and even spat on it.
Bai Jianping threw a fish he had caught. The giant panda sniffed it, picked it up and ate it.
Xiaobai wanted to go over and touch it, but he was so bold that he was dragged back by the scruff of the neck by Ma Lanhua, who sternly warned: "Go back to the house!"
"This is my friend." Xiaobai said.
Malanhua: "I am also your friend! My friend warns you, go back to the house!"
Xiaobai snorted arrogantly and said to Zhang Tan: "Old man! Auntie bullied me~"
Zhang Tan was elated and said, "Follow me, I'll protect you, but you can't go past it, let alone touch it. This is a wild panda and may bite people."
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