Dad Academy
Chapter 667 How difficult is it to call daddy (2/2)
Chapter 667 How difficult is it to call daddy (22)
PS: Make up for yesterday’s.
Dudula came out with a happy face.
Sitting on the toilet just now, she noticed that there were many cartoons on the wall of the toilet at Liliu's house, and there were many little fairies pooping on her daddy. While she was pooping on her daddy, she looked at the fairies. As she watched, she forgot to poop on her daddy, and waited until she finished pooping. Daddy realized that she hadn't finished watching the little fairy yet, so she wiped her butt and continued watching. She had been watching it for so long. She had no idea that while she was watching the little fairy, her little girlfriends had already opened a small stove to eat. Had a meal.
She suffered a huge loss.
"Xiaobai Xiaobai, *\u0026...¥¥ # ¥##" When Dudu came out, he rushed straight to Xiaobai and Xi'er, holding Xiaobai's little hand, blah blah blah, but when he was nervous, he would speak in baby words.
Xiaobai stared at her little hands in surprise and shook them away in disgust, "Gua, Gua Wazi, have you washed your hands?"
"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, there are many little fairies, I will take you to see them." Dudu took Xiaobai to the toilet to see the fairies. Xi'er followed automatically, but when Xiaobai saw that Dudu wanted to take her into the toilet, she got stuck. No matter how much I try to persuade you, I won't go in because it smells bad.
Xi'er didn't mind the smell, so she took a look inside and turned around to tell Xiaobai that there were really many little fairies in the place where Baba was being pulled.
Xiaobai also put his head in and took a quick look, came out and took two deep breaths, then put his head in and took another look, pinched his nose and said, "Good love." But she stopped watching.
At this time, there was movement at the door. It was Cheng Cheng and Xiaomi who had arrived. When everyone finally arrived, Shen Limin greeted everyone to the table for dinner.
"Where's Liuliu? Liuliu—Pang Liuliu, it's time to eat."
Dudu didn't see Liliu, so he looked around everywhere with concern, asking under the table, behind the door, in the cracks of the sofa...he couldn't find it. After being told that it was in the bedroom, he ran to knock on the door.
There was no need for her to knock on the door, because Luliu could see through and knew immediately that it was time to start eating even if she stayed in the room, so she took the initiative to open the door and come out on her own.
Not only that, Liuliu also said to Dudu: "Pang Dudu, you are so lazy. You only know how to fuck daddy every day, and you fuck daddy every day, and you fuck daddy again after dinner, and you do this all day long, haha Haha, you are so boring."
She was so angry that she kindly came to ask Liuliu to eat, but she was told this by Liuliu.
Toot: "*\u0026%%¥%¥%¥%"
She scolded Liuliu "tactfully" in baby language.
It's good to use baby talk. If you scold someone or vent your anger, it won't cause conflicts. Hello, I'm okay, everyone.
Everyone had lunch, sat for a while, and then went out to the park together. This was the highlight of the day.
Liuliu was locked up at home and had long been impatient. He always wanted to go out. After hearing this, he immediately found his own pulley, stepped on it with one foot, propped up the other foot on the ground, slipped out, propped up again, and then Take a walk.
When Dudu saw this, he immediately ran up and stepped on her. Hugging Liliu... she couldn't find her waist, so she could only hug her bulging belly.
The pulley was carrying two people. It stopped sliding instantly and stopped in place. Luoliu let Dudu down irritably, because he thought Dudu was too fat, chubby.
Dudu was not willing to be driven off. When Liuliu slid out, he immediately climbed up and hugged Liuliu from behind.
Siamese little balls!
"Hey Duck~~~~~ You can't afford Duck Dudu, you go down, you, you go play with Xiao Bai Xi'er and watch me slide my skateboard."
"*\u0026¥%¥ # …………\u0026"
Dudu scolded the durian a few more times in baby language, and was driven off the pulley unwillingly. Then Xiaobai stepped on it, pulled twice, and pulled the durian down, and then he stepped on the slide. The tackle ran away.
Liuliu: "I*\u0026...¥%¥%¥%¥ # %%...\u0026...嘤嘤嘤~~"
Dudu immediately came up and gloated: "Pang Pomegranate, you are a strong little pomegranate. You can't cry. If you cry, you are not a human being."
Luliu tugged at her little face, and when she saw Cheng Cheng, she came to Cheng Cheng to complain about the misfortune, hoping to be happy after hearing a story.
Cheng Cheng glanced at her indifferently, opened his mouth slightly, and said that unless Liuliu let her play skateboard.
Liuliu looked at Xiaobai who was having fun in the distance. He hesitated for a few times, and then ran to shout: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai~~~ Listen to me~~ ~~~"
Soon she returned without success and almost got a slap in the face.
"It's a duck, it's a duck, it's a duck that can't play with this little white duck, Bai Chunhua! Xiao Huahua, I have a little red flower, hahaha, it's a duck..." He said incoherently.
Shen Limin warned her not to fight.
When Liuliu saw him, she had an idea and asked, "Are you my father?"
Shen Limin: "..."
Needless to say? If you ask me this question, are you still a human being? !
"Didn't I show you the household registration book and marriage certificate? Have you forgotten again? Liuliu, dad is so sad." Shen Limin said helplessly.
Since he was transferred back to Pujiang, he has lived at home every day. This woman was stunned for a while. She thought it was some uncle who came to the house as a guest, but she didn't expect to live in her home every day. Her mother Zhu is such a girl. Children? She mustered up the courage to protect Zhu's mother and blocked the door with her machete. She also tried her best.
Shen Limin had no choice but to work with Zhu Xiaojing to find out the household registration book and marriage certificate for her to see. One was to prove that he and she were a family, and the other was to prove that she and Zhu's mother were husband and wife.
"Then you go and snatch Luoliu's pulley back." Luoliu encouraged him.
Shen Limin said: "Xiaobai is visiting our house today, just let Xiaobai play for a while, and I will return it to you later."
"I want to play now. I want to play with Cheng Cheng. Only after Cheng Cheng plays can he tell me stories."
Shen Limin had an idea and said, "Then you call me daddy."
Pomegranates: →_→
"What are you calling?"
"dad."
"Hey, hahaha 6666~~~~"
She took advantage and ran away, making her father angry and secretly grinding his teeth.
"hiahiahia~~~" Xi'er looked at him and smiled.
Shen Limin said awkwardly: "My family is so naughty."
Xi'er nodded.
"Are you good friends?"
"Yes, Liliu is very naughty, but I like her so much."
"You're so good."
"hiahiahia, I'm pretty good. I usually don't tell others, ╭(╯^╰)╮"
"Hahaha, really?! I heard that, everyone said that you are very sensible and love to laugh."
"I'm also good at calling daddy."
"..."
This ability is really amazing. Shen Limin didn't think much about it. Everyone came to a nearby park. The autumn weather was crisp and clear today, which was perfect for going out to enjoy the scenery. The park is very lively, there are many children, and there are many things to play and eat. As soon as they arrived at the park gate, the children were attracted by the candied haws seller. Zhang Tan rushed to pay, but was stopped by Liuliu, saying that she was treating him today. , of course, this "she" covers a particularly wide range, including Zhu's mother and Zhu's father behind her.
Liuliu called to Zhu's father, saying that Xi'er and Dudu wanted to eat candied haws, and asked him to help buy seven skewers.
"Isn't there 6 people? Why buy 7 skewers?"
"I'm so tired, why don't I eat another bunch? I came here running, eh eh eh..."
She plausibly said that she had given the slide to other children to play with just now, which made her walk all the time. It was so hard and tiring, so eating an extra bunch of candied haws on a stick wouldn't be too much, right?
"Then just call me dad and I'll buy it for you."
This time, Liuliu didn't cheat and shouted happily: "Dad Zhu, give me some candied haws."
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