Dad Academy

"Don't be afraid of me~ You have to be brave, don't be afraid, you know?"

"Don't fight, be a good baby. Fighting is not your strong point when I'm not here."

"If they bully you, you give them earwax, do you understand?"

"If you can't win, just scream loudly. Only Liuliu knows how to scream."

"If you want to find me, you can also chat with me, and I'll call and scold you~"

…

Malanhua went in and out from the kitchen to the living room several times. She kept listening to Xiaobai teaching Dunzi to be brave in fights and not to cry. She couldn't listen anymore and said to Bai Jianping who was lying leisurely on the rocking chair: "Lao Bai, you Take care of your baby and listen to what she has to say, she fights all the time and she teaches Dunzi how to fight, this melon boy!"

After saying that, she went into the kitchen again. Xiaobai took time off from teaching and shouted towards the kitchen: "I heard Nao, aunt, you called me a melon again!"

Malanhua leaned half of her body out of the kitchen and said: "I'm just telling you, Gua WaZi! Gua WaZi Gua WaZi!"

Xiaobai said angrily: "You are still an old horse."

"..."

Malanhua immediately glared not at Xiaobai, but at Bai Jianping.

Bai Jianping quickly clarified the relationship: "This has absolutely nothing to do with me. I never taught her this."

"Hehehehe~~" Xiaobai smiled secretly.

Malanhua glared at Xiaobai: "Guawazi, come here and eat Mangmang."

"Why did you call me Gua Wa Zi?" Xiao Bai asked.

"Don't you call me Liuliu like that?"

"Liuli are just melons."

"You are also Gua Wazi."

Xiaobai muttered that he was so angry that he asked his uncle to take care of his mother-in-law.

Bai Jianping pretended not to hear it. If he had been able to control it, he wouldn't have become the Bai Jianping he is today. He might have lived in poverty on the streets, drunk every day, and accomplished nothing.

Although he still has accomplished nothing, at least he has a very good family.

"Why did you teach Dunzi to fight?" Malanhua asked. The task of disciplining Xiaobai finally fell on her.

"Dunzi lost the fight, he cried, it was so miserable, that asshole is so black!"

Xiaobai shares the same hatred with Dunzi. Although he and Dunzi are thousands of miles apart, he is still angry for his little friend and wants to punch and kick branches.

"Then you can't teach him to fight. We can't fight no matter what happens. We have to go to the old lady or the parents to be reasonable~"

Xiaobai learned and applied it: "Auntie, if you're being reasonable, you shouldn't call me Guawazi."

"If you don't annoy me, I won't call you Gua Wa Zi."

After hearing this, Xiaobai carried his pillow, quilt and doll after dinner, and said that he wanted to move to Xiaohongma to find his grandma. He would live with his grandma in the future and not live with his unreasonable aunt. Let her aunt play by herself. .

"Are you just walking around like this?" Malanhua sat at the dining table, motionless.

"Come on, hum! I'm a good baby, I'm not a melon!"

Xiaobai groaned and really went out carrying his belongings.

Bai Jianping wanted to chase the child back, but Ma Lanhua asked him to sit still and said loudly: "I'm leaving the day after tomorrow~~~~~"

The door was empty, a sock was blown over by the wind, and the child had left.

Bai Jianping said: "Whose socks are they? I'll go take a look."

"No need to go, Xiaobai will be back."

"She has left. I'll go and chase her back."

"What are you in a hurry for? Sit down!"

"I'm going to pick up the socks!"

Bai Jianping walked to the door, bent down to pick up the socks on the ground, and suddenly saw a child in the corridor looking at him and laughing.

Xiaobai was holding her belongings and standing against the wall, not moving at all.

Bai Jianping smiled and said: "Come back, come back, your aunt is reluctant to let you go. She will go to Xiao Xiaobai's place the day after tomorrow. You should stay with her at home."

Xiaobai whispered: "My aunt always scolds me, I'm so angry."

Bai Jianping: "She also often scolds me."

"You deserve it."

"..."

"Uncle, I don't even know how to yell at you, I..."

"Then don't be so fussy and go into the house, your aunt won't let you go."

"paw?"

"Your aunt is reluctant to let you go, but she has a tough mouth and refuses to say anything. She is just a black ass."

"Hoohoho~~~~"

Xiaobai came back with Bai Jianping, and as expected, Ma Lanhua just glanced at her and continued eating without saying anything.

Malanhua was still very concerned about it.

Bai Jianping winked at Xiaobai, which meant: Let me just say it, your aunt is actually reluctant to let you go.

After understanding this, Xiaobai became very cool. She threw the quilt and pillow doll on the sofa, climbed up, lay down, put her bulging belly toward the ceiling, and shouted: "Auntie ~~Bring the baby a bottle of Little Bear to drink."

Malanhua put down her chopsticks, glanced at her, got up, went to the kitchen, and came out with a shovel.

Xiaobai was so frightened that he got up and was about to run away, but accidentally stepped on the hole in the sofa with one foot.

"Help~~~~~Don't hit me. I'm a good baby. I'm just a little naughty. Uncle - please save me quickly. Auntie wants to kill me! She said I'm so fat."

Bai Jianping said: "Look at her left hand."

Ma Lanhua held a shovel in her right hand and a bottle of Bear drink in her left hand. She asked Xiaobai expressionlessly: "Do you want this or this?"

Xiaobai weakly pointed at the bear drink.

"Call Little Fairy."

"Pony fairy."

Malanhua smiled, gave her the bear drink, and took the shovel back into the kitchen.

At this time, Xi'er came to visit. She stood at the door and voiced her own voice: "Ding dong~~~Ding dong~~~"

Xiaobai: "Don't close the door, Xiba, what are you doing? I can see you."

Xi'er laughed: "hiahiahia~~~Hello, uncle and aunt, Xiaobai, will you come to my house to watch TV?"

Xiaobai said to Malanhua: "Auntie, I'm going to Xiwa's house to watch TV and chat."

"Go, go to the kitchen and get a bottle of Little Bear for Xi Baby to drink."

The two children, each sipping from a bottle of Bear drinks, came to Xi'er's house and sat on the sofa.

Xi'er gave Xiaobai a little monkey stuffed doll, and she hugged the huge Pupa horse and watched TV together.

"Sister, Xiaobai and I are watching TV~~"

Tan Jin'er's voice came from the bedroom: "Oh, okay, let Xiaobai eat the fruit on the coffee table."

Not long after, Tan Jin'er came out of the bedroom, frowning and not in a very beautiful mood.

"Are you yelling? Sister Jin'er." Xiaobai looked around, "Is any of your boyfriends angry?"

In recent days, there has been a boyfriend trend in Little Red Horse Academy. The source of the trend is Dudu and Xiaomi, and the eye of the trend is Teacher Xiaoman.

Teacher Xiaoman is in trouble. He is asked by the children every day: Did you find your boyfriend today? No? You are so miserable.

This wind quickly spread out, was brought home by Xiaomi, and blew to Ding Jiamin. Now, this wind was brought to Xier's house by Xiaobai and blew Tan Jiner's long hair away.

Girls who don’t have boyfriends are missed by their babies every day.

Tan Jin'er: "..."

She didn't even know how to answer.

Xi'er hiahiahia laughed. Not only did this silly child not help her sister out, she even giggled.

"Ask Boss Zhang for help." Xiaobai said, "If you have anything to do, please ask Boss Zhang for help~"

As she said that, she suddenly took out her mobile phone from her pocket, dialed Zhang Tan's number three times, five times five times two, and turned on the speaker phone.

She made a video call to Dunzi before eating. After the call, she didn't return it and secretly put it into her pants pocket.

"Hello? Is this Sister Ma?"

"I'm not Lao Ma, I'm Xiaobai~~The one next to me is Xiwawa."

Xi'er greeted happily: "hiahiahia~~~~~"

Guang smiled and didn't say a single useful word.

Xiaobai added: "Boss Zhang, there is sister Jin'er next to me. She doesn't have a boyfriend. She is so sad. Please look for her."

Tan Jin'er was so embarrassed that she covered her face as she listened, ~( @^_^ @)~.