Dad Academy

"Run quickly~~~There is a cock in the water, run quickly, run~~~"

Suddenly, the lively river exploded, and the melon seeds rushed ashore from the water in a swarm. A small snake was seen on the water in the middle of the river, escaping crazily downstream. Children are afraid of it, and it is even more afraid of children. Judging from the speed and posture of escaping, it is probably so scared that they will fly away.

"The second one is running away, go and catch it."

"Go and grab Shuo's dick, little Huahua."

"I'm a little scared, go ahead."

"I'm scared too."

…

A group of children were chatting on the shore, but no one dared to chase the runaway instigator. Until they disappeared, they all went into the water again, and the river kept making splashing sounds.

…

"I want to play again~~I want to play again."

"Stop playing. You've been playing for a long time. Look, all the pieces have landed, and you're still flopping around. Are you a little duck?"

"This is my strength, I am a little duck, I am a croak, croak~~haha goose goose~~~Boss Zhang, let Xiaobai play for a while longer."

"Stop playing, be careful because there are leeches coming to you."

Zhang Tan took Xiaobai out of the river. The little guy wanted to play at a crazy pace and was unwilling to leave. He said he wanted to be a little fish.

Zhang Tan thought it would be more suitable for her to make dried fish, so he forced her to go ashore and bask in the moonlight.

"Let's go back, Dunzi."

Zhang Tan hugged the struggling Xiaobai and took Dunzi home.

Since Xiaobai returned home to Sichuan, he has become more and more naughty. Of course, he is also more cheerful and not as cautious as before. This is a good sign.

Back home, Malanhua was educating Xiaobai, saying that she was a child and could not play in water often because she would get sick.

Xiaobai excused himself and said, "I'm so miserable."

Malanhua sneered: "You are a little kid, you can't even swim, how are you so good? You can choke your nose while diving, you can only yell, and you run wherever there are children. You are so stupid and naive."

When Xiaobai heard this, he was furious: "You are stupid, you are yelling at me, are you a bad guy? You, I call you Boss Zhang."

"You're the only one who let Boss Zhang live here!"

“To live with you is to live with you.”

"Let the dog live with you."

…

The two of them kept bickering, and the general idea was that they should either let Zhang Tan live or let Gouzi live.

Zhang Tan was speechless for a while and went to the yard to wash clothes.

Teacher Jiang came out to mediate: "Come here for dinner, stop arguing, Xiaobai, come here quickly."

Xiaobai immediately complained, pointed at Malanhua and said, "My aunt scolded me. I didn't even know what was going on but she just scolded me. I'm still a baby."

Malanhua retorted: "I'm your aunt and you scold me, why can't I scold you?"

"You let Boss Zhang live with me."

"You also said that, you also said that you would let the dog live with me."

"You're a black ass."

"You are a melon and you have a black ass."

"Ah~~~~"

At this time, Dunzi's mother stood in her yard and shouted to come here for dinner. At the same time, Dunzi ran over like a gust of wind and told them to come to his house for dinner. Then she ran away with Xiaobai, leaving behind a message that "aunt is a piece of shit". The child is black.

When Malanhua saw this, she said: "Look at this melon boy. He has nothing to do. He eats indiscriminately but is very diligent. He is the king of rice."

Teacher Jiang asked her to stop talking and go to the kitchen to serve the two fried dishes and go to Dunzi's house for dinner together.

Because I helped out today, Dunzi’s mother specially made dinner. Four of the six dishes were fish.

"Grandma, let's eat it for you. It's a fish I caught." Xiaobai picked up a fish for Teacher Jiang and showed off that she caught it. I don't know how she recognized that it was the fish that was unlucky enough to be in her hands. strip.

Malanhua sneered at this.

Xiaobai didn't care about the adults' fault, so he picked up another loach and gave it to her, saying, "Auntie, you are eating a loach, I caught this one."

She actually caught the loaches. Adults caught fish, while children only caught loaches. However, Malanhua felt that giving her a fish as big as her grandma but only giving her a small loach as small as her little finger was treating her differently. What made her even more angry at this time was that Xiaobai picked up another crucian carp for Boss Zhang, another one for Dunzi's mother, and another one for Dunzi's mother. Oh no, it was two loaches for Dunzi.

Well, I am the worst treated. Not only is the education of children a complete failure, it is also counterproductive.

She muttered and whispered that some melons were born with dark butts and would only irritate people if they didn't grow up.

Unfortunately, maybe the sound was too low and Xiaobai didn't hear it. Xiaobai was eating big. She had fun today, but she was also very hungry.

"Slow down, slow down, this one has a thorn."

Both crucian carp and carp have more bones, so Zhang Tan was helping Xiaobai pick their bones.

Xiaobai laughed and saw her aunt was still glaring at her, so she said, "Boss Zhang and I are good friends."

Malanhua suddenly stopped talking, because she remembered again that Boss Zhang and Xiaobai sitting next to her were related by blood. She talked to Xiaobai several times, although this little girl would not remember it. In my heart, but there is no guarantee that Boss Zhang will not take it to his heart. Many people usually have good tempers and are tolerant and generous, but when it comes to relatives around them, they will fall out at any time, not only from far away, but as a recent example, her family's Lao Bai! For Xiaobai’s mother, I almost beat up Boss Zhang.

Alas, it’s different with Gua Wazi having a backer.

After dinner, Zhang Tan took the initiative to wash the dishes, but was stopped by Ma Lanhua and Dunzi's mother, who asked him to accompany the children in the yard. The two children liked listening to his stories.

"Did you know that strange cat turned into a prince?"

Xiaobai and Dunzi were sitting on small stools in the yard telling stories. Xiaobai mainly told the stories and Dunzi listened.

Dunzi shook his head naively and said he didn't know.

Xiaobai said proudly: "Once upon a time, there was a strange cat. It croaked in the water and howled so loudly. A little princess said, strange cat, you are so annoying. What is your name? The thunder shook and you fell over. Can you talk properly?"

Dunzi listened with rapt attention, Zhang Tan quietly walked aside and sat on a chair to listen. He listened to Cheng Cheng's stories more and Xiaobai's stories less. He didn't know what the little girl's level was, but he expected it to be good. After all, she was so eloquent and had a small mouth.

Xiaobai continued: "After hearing what the little princess said, Qimaoer asked, what are you talking about? The little princess said, Qimaoer, Qimaoer, which baby do you think loves to nag? Which baby?"

The last sentence is asking Dunzi.

Dunzi blurted out without even thinking: "You, little Huahua, ha."

Xiaobai: "Goose goose haha~"

Zhang Tan saw the two of them laughing, and finally knew the truth about why Xiaobai liked to play with Dunzi, because Dunzi admired her.

The voices of Xiaobai and Dunzi telling stories were ringing in his ears, while Zhang Tan was watching the stars. The night sky in the mountain village was really clean, especially after it rained today. There were so many stars in the night, so bright, as if they were there. On the top of the mountain, the moon is also big and round.

Xiaobai was shouting:

"Hohoho, I caught a flower girl, hahaha goose goose~~~ I'm so powerful."

flower girl? As soon as Zhang Tan regained consciousness, Xiaobai showed him the flower girl he had caught. It was a colorful ladybug.

"Is this the flower girl?" Zhang Tan asked curiously.

In Sichuan dialect, ladybug’s nickname is Flower Girl.

After Xiaobai and Dunzi played with the flower girl for a while, they let her go to find her mother.

"Boss Zhang, can you tell a story?" Xiaobai walked over to Zhang Tan, leaned against him, and asked hopefully.

"Then what do you want to hear?" Zhang Tan asked.

Xiaobai said without hesitation: "I, I think I am a Xiao Gongju. I want to listen to Xiao Gongju, and Dunzi also wants to hear Xiao Gongju."

Dunzi nodded, he was a perfect tool man.