Dad Academy

"Wow, there are so many fish swaying around, you are so awesome."

Xiaobai insisted on seeing if others had caught fish. He lay down next to the fish basket and looked at the dozens of small crucian carp inside with envy, just like the cats who saw the fish.

"There are a lot of crucian carp here, right? I see that all the ones caught are crucian carp." Zhang Tan chatted up.

"Yes, there are more crucian carp, carp, snakehead fish and catfish, it depends on your luck." The other party said, "Are you the boss Zhang who brought Xiaobai back from the city?"

Zhang Tan smiled and said: "My name is Zhang Tan, just call me Zhang Tan. I just came back with Xiaobai yesterday."

The other party looked him up and down, "Okay, okay, okay," and said twice, but he didn't know what he meant by "yes." He didn't explain, but a fish happened to take the bait. He gently lifted the fishing rod, and one fish was about four or five taels. Heavy crucian carp.

"Caught another one!"

The crucian carp was thrown on the lawn on the shore. Xiaobai ran over immediately, unloaded the crucian carp, and ran back to put it in the fish basket.

"You put it in the wrong place, Xiaobai~~My fish basket is here."

Xiaobai looked at Zhang Tan, who said, "This is our fish basket, and the fish belongs to someone else. You put it in the wrong place."

"Oh, hohoho~~"

Xiaobai smiled awkwardly and waved the fish back.

Lao Bai—Xiao Bai said his name was Lao Bai, but their surname was Bai anyway—then he said with satisfaction: "Kids, please be more honest."

Xiaobai snorted and suddenly made a face at him and stuck out his tongue: "A little, a little, a little, a little bit~~~"

Lao Bai: "..."

Xiaobai sat on the ground next to Zhang Tan, preparing her small fishing rod.

Zhang Tan on the side encountered a problem. He didn't dare to thread the earthworms on the fishhook. He was so scared. There were adults around him, so he was embarrassed to let Xiaobai do this job. He could only endure it and put the earthworms struggling on his fingertips. Thread it into the hook and throw it into the river.

As soon as he threw the hook, Xiaobai also threw the fishhook, glanced at Zhang Tan, and smiled with anticipation, the fish was swinging, she wanted to catch a lot of fish, swinging, even better than Lao Bai.

However, the fishhook of the two people did not move for a long time. Instead, Lao Bai next to him kept swinging the hook, and crucian carp and carp were constantly caught on the shore. The two people watched with envy.

Xiao Bai finally couldn't help it, put down the fishing rod, and squatted next to Lao Bai to steal his skills.

"Where do you live? Want to throw stones again?" Lao Bai said worriedly.

Xiaobai laughed and said: "Where can I find it? I'm Kangkanthi."

"It's not impossible to show you two fish."

"Huh? Thank you, you are a good person."

"But you have to tell me about the fun things outside."

"What do you want to hear?"

"Isn't it fun outside?"

"Fun."

"Have you seen the sea?"

"See Nao."

"Don't just say you saw Naotie, tell me about it."

"What are you talking about?"

"Haidai."

"The sea?"

"The enemy."

"The sea, there is so much water."

"...and then?"

"A lot of water."

"No more?"

"There is no limit."

"What's the point?"

"The sea has no edge."

"Then I know that, how about that?"

"There are sharks."

"I'm excited to talk about this. How big are sharks?"

"It's so big."

"It's so big."

"A house like yours is so big."

"Hey! How big is it? You won't lie to me, right?"

"I'm a good baby! I know how to lie to you. If you don't believe me, ask Boss Zhang. Boss Zhang, is the enemy right?"

Zhang Tan said from a distance: "The enemy."

I have to follow your lies.

"Such a big shark? Hammer, it looks like I can't catch it."

"It will eat you. It will eat you in one bite. Can you give me two of your fish?"

"Pick two for yourself."

"I don't even know how to thank you."

"Then tell me more about whales."

"I have three of them!"

"You raise a whale? Don't you? Children, please don't lie to me."

"Ask Boss Zhang."

Zhang Tan said from afar: "The little goldfish Xiaobai mentioned is not the whale in the sea."

Xiaobai was dissatisfied: "The little goldfish will turn into a big goldfish when it grows up~~ Do you think I don't know?"

Zhang Tan had no time to argue with her about this issue, because a fish took the bait, and with a swing of the rod, a big black fish came out of the water and fell into the grass on the shore. Xiaobai was like a beagle, he didn't need to say hello, he just caught it. I rushed over and caught a big black fish in the lawn.

"Goose goose ha~ah——"

Just as Xiaobai smiled proudly twice, she suddenly heard a loud cry. Her hand was bitten by a big black fish. She shouted aggrievedly: "It bit me~ The fish bit me..."

Zhang Tan went over to help her and almost laughed out loud, but Xiaobai's thumb was bitten by a black fish in his mouth.

"Hey, you're laughing!" Xiaobai said with a sad face, very unhappy.

"I didn't, ha, I didn't, I'll get it for you."

Zhang Tan pinched Heiyu's mouth and finally took out Xiao Bai's thumb. Xiao Bai held his own thumb and said, "Sho, are you going to bite me?"

She didn't catch the fish, so if she wanted to bite him, he would bite Boss Zhang.

"Fortunately there was no bleeding."

After looking at it, Zhang Tan said he would give her a wash. A few minutes later, Xiaobai was a good man again, jumping and running around on the shore.

"Xiaobai, come here quickly, take your fishing rod, there are too many fish, I am too busy to win."

"Come and chat~~~"

There are a lot of fish hooked at this moment, especially snakehead fish, as if they touched the nest of snakehead fish. These snakehead fish eat bait very fiercely. If you swallow it in one bite, the hook will be swallowed into your stomach.

The two worked hard for a while, and finally the number of black fish gradually decreased, and crucian carp began to take the bait.

Except for the big one at the beginning, these black fish are all relatively small, about the size of Zhang Tan's two fingers.

Xiao Bai also caught three fish, but she was so happy that she had already run to Lao Bai and cried.

"The weather is getting sultry, let's go back." The fishing man couldn't bear the disturbance, put away his fishing rod, and said to Zhang Tan, "Go back, there are dark clouds over there, it may rain."

Zhang Tan raised his head and glanced at the horizon in front of him. There was indeed a dark cloud gathering in the blue sky, but it was far away.

"Okay, we'll leave later." Zhang Tan said.

"Bye~~~" Xiaobai waved and chased after him and asked, "Goodbye, don't you want me to teach you how to fish? No? Really not? Do you want to? This is my strength. "

Lao Bai smiled and walked away carrying the fish basket, "Just like your uncle, he is strong in everything, but he is so scared of killing pigs that his legs are weak and he dare not stab him with a knife."

"Come back, Xiaobai, come sit here and sunbathe outside." Zhang Tan asked Xiaobai to come back and sit.

But Xiaobai couldn't walk while standing on a field edge. There was a field of watermelons. The watermelons were big and round. She could smell the fragrance and couldn't help but lick her lips again and again.

"Xiaobai~~~Huh??" Zhang Tan looked back and saw Xiaobai holding a big watermelon in his arms and running on the field ridge, the head of the watermelon flying in the wind.

"Goose goose ha~~~ I caught a big watermelon, boss Zhang, come here quickly." Xiaobai shouted. She was standing by a ditch, unable to jump over, holding the big watermelon.

Zhang Tan looked around cautiously and saw no one. Then he got out of the woods, stepped on the ditch, and carried Xiaobai and the big watermelon over.

Xiaobai hugged the big watermelon and ran away, quickly slipping into the woods, panting and elated.

"You picked someone else's watermelon." Zhang Tan said.

Xiaobai said mischievously: "Let's eat quickly."

She often did this kind of thing, often playing with Dunzi and the children in the village. When she saw a watermelon field nearby, several children ran away like the wind, and then came back like the wind, holding the watermelons and ran away. , sneaking into the woods, or hiding in the ditch to eat.

"I don't want to eat it. This is someone else's food. We can't steal it."

"It's delicious."

"Xiao Bai, this is wrong..."

…

A few minutes later, the big watermelon was smashed open, and Zhang Tan and Xiao Bai each held a large piece and gnawed it.

"It's so sweet. The watermelons in the fields in the countryside are sweeter than those in the supermarket." Zhang Tan said.

Under Xiao Bai's persistent temptation, he couldn't hold back, split open the big watermelon, and ate it with Xiao Bai.

He was too thirsty. He didn't bring any water when he came, and he had no experience. He is an adult, so it doesn't matter. He can endure it as long as he tolerates it. The main thing is not to make the child thirsty.

Later I will ask who owns the watermelon patch and pay for it.

However, the watermelon you bought is really not as delicious as the watermelon you stole.