Dad Academy

For several days, Zhang Tan followed the news of "Unlucky Bear" on the Internet.

The summary is that after a few twists and turns, it’s gone.

It is very difficult for a cartoon without any stars to stay in the news.

However, I accidentally saw a soft-text advertisement for a bank's "Entrepreneurship Loan".

Yes, that's what he once wrote.

According to Luo Ming, this soft article was posted on major online forums and relied on netizens to spread it on their own. The effect was pretty good, and many people criticized it.

Zhang Tan logged into a commonly used forum. Indeed, there were many people scolding him.

"Vulgar people can tarnish a beautiful love with the smell of copper."

Zhang Tan pretended not to have seen it, closed the forum, and even scolded him was an achievement.

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The "Unlucky Bear" project is in full swing. The project team holds short meetings every morning. Each group reports on the progress of the work. Zhang Tan led the screenwriting team to write the script intensively. The progress was very smooth. It took three days to complete the script. Half done.

The script of "Unlucky Bear" is relatively easy to write. Each episode is no longer than 3 minutes. The story is independent. If you can make up jokes, you can get twice the result with half the effort.

Zhang Tan's career was officially on the right track and started to improve.

Aunt Huang heard that he had done a big project and specially cooked a sumptuous dinner to celebrate him.

After work, Zhang Tan bought some inexpensive gifts at the mall and walked to Aunt Huang's house in the dark.

Uncle Huang was playing chess with Huang Liangniang. Huang Liangniang knocked the chess pieces on the wooden map with a loud bang. The momentum was very strong. Uncle Huang, who was sitting opposite him, lowered his head in thought.

From this we can see who is better and who is worse.

"Zhang Tan is here, come on, come on, I'll pour you a cup of tea."

Uncle Huang stood up quickly, and Huang Liangliang grabbed him and said with great momentum: "Finish this game first!"

Uncle Huang educated her: "Zhang Tan is here."

Huang Meibai waved to Zhang Tan: "He's here as soon as he comes. He's not someone else. Zhang Tan, treat this place as your own home, do whatever you want, don't be restrained."

Then he said to Uncle Huang: "Don't think about running away, or you should admit defeat and settle the money you lost earlier."

The two of them were arguing and almost hurt the relationship between father and daughter over the 1,000 yuan.

Aunt Huang, who was cooking, came out of the kitchen with a shovel in her hand and scolded: "You're bored, don't you? Come in and wash the vegetables for me!"

"Dad, go."

Huang Liangliang asked Uncle Huang to go.

Uncle Huang didn't go, for a very good reason.

"I'm sweating profusely from being killed. If you want to take it easy, go ahead."

Indeed, it makes sense.

"If you lose and you don't get paid, then go help our mother cook." Huang Liangliang said.

It also makes sense. If you don’t give money, then you can contribute. It makes sense.

"Our mother?"

Uncle Huang was furious.

Huangmeiberry quickly avoided it.

"My mom, my mom, hehehe."

Neither of them was willing to go to the kitchen to help. Seeing this, Zhang Tan rolled up his sleeves and entered the kitchen. As soon as he reached the door, a loud roar came from inside: "Where are the people!"

Then he saw Aunt Huang coming out with a shovel, which startled Zhang Tan. The oily shovel almost touched his face, which was reminiscent of ancient torture, with red-hot iron pressed on his face to tattoo.

Aunt Huang was embarrassed for a while, and she quickly put on a smile on her serious face, turning herself back into the amiable Principal Huang.

"Zhang Tan, go and sit down. I don't need your help here. Lao Huang, come here."

Uncle Huang: "What?"

"Washing vegetables! What are you talking about! Are you coming or not?!!!"

When Uncle Huang saw that his wife was about to get angry, he didn't dare to say no, so he fell out with his daughter. If he fell out with his wife again, the family would have no place to stand.

"Come on, come on."

Huang Liangliang said to his back: "You owe me 1,000 yuan. Let's keep it in the account."

Uncle Huang muttered something about being an unfilial daughter, shook his head and sighed, with two women in the family, his status was getting worse and worse.

"Is Zhang Tan coming?"

Huang Liangliang came up with Zhang Tan's idea.

"Chess?"

"Yeah, it's very simple, right? Let's play a game?"

"Okay." Zhang Tan said.

Huang Meili immediately told him to sit down with a smile, and diligently arranged the chess pieces without Zhang Tan's action.

"You are a guest, so you can get off first." Huang Liangliang said.

Zhang Tan was not polite and left a pawn first.

"One small step forward, one giant leap for civilization."

Yellowberry: →_→

She suddenly got up and left.

"Wait a minute, I need to go to the toilet first."

Huang Liangliang, who came back from the toilet, pretended to be careless and said: "It would be more interesting to make some bets, 100 a round, how about it? I heard that you won a big project, you can't afford to lose, right?"

Having said that, how could Zhang Tan refuse, so he happily agreed.

Two minutes later, Zhang Tan was defeated miserably.

This is unscientific. Zhang Tan was stunned. Although he was not particularly strong at chess, he was not bad either. However... he must have lost too quickly.

Huang Liangliang added salt to the wound: "My dad lasted for more than three minutes in the worst round. You..."

Zhang Tan looked at Huang Liangliang's round face and found that her face had become rounder after returning home from a business trip. She must have gained weight.

This round face brought back some memories of the past that had accumulated in his mind. The biggest specialty of the girl in front of him was not eating, but having sex! elephant! chess!

I remember that when she was a child, she participated in a special training class and was invincible throughout elementary school, junior high school, and high school.

After understanding this, Zhang Tan no longer doubted himself and regained his confidence. He happily took out his wallet and slapped a hundred-dollar bill on the table, just like Huang Qianpeng had conquered his army just now, with full momentum.

Huang Liangliang said with a smile: "So refreshing? If you keep it first, you might win the next round."

Uncle Huang happened to bring out the food and saw that Huang Liangliang had harmed him and Zhang Tan. He exposed Huang Liangliang's sinister intentions: "Zhang Tan, please don't be fooled. This woman deceived me like this, and the result was unknowingly Lost 10 games.”

Huang Liangliang was furious: "What did I fool you about??!!! Did I fool you and you lost? Aren't you inferior to others in strength? We are all adults, don't we have our own independent judgment?"

Uncle Huang was speechless and silently returned to the kitchen to continue working as a helper. It was still more suitable for him there.

"Zhang Tan, let's come again."

Zhang Tan was already wary.

"No, no, I'm not your opponent, so I won't play anymore."

Zhang Tan said he didn't want to go to the table anymore. Losing money was not a big deal, but it mainly hurt his confidence. He knew he would lose, but he still kept playing, and he didn't have any masochistic tendencies.

Fortunately, dinner was ready. Everyone washed their hands and ate while listening to Zhang Tan introduce the "Unlucky Bear" project.

Aunt Huang was very happy for him and kept bringing him food.

After dinner, the burden of washing the dishes fell on Huang Lili, who was proud of the spring breeze.

Aunt Huang and Zhang Tan returned to the academy. When Uncle Huang saw this, he was worried about being oppressed at home, so he also went to the village to wander around, leaving Huang Liangmei sighing.

When he arrived at the academy and passed the courtyard, Zhang Tan suddenly stopped and asked Aunt Huang to go back first. He went to the courtyard for a walk.

Watching Aunt Huang leave, Zhang Tan wandered under a row of plane trees by the wall and said to the dim corner: "Come out, I've seen you."

The cicadas on the tree were chirping, and the little bugs in the corner were humming along. The air was quiet for two or three seconds, and then a little chirp sounded.

"Which one did you see?"

A mouthful of Trump really tested Zhang Tan’s IQ.

"I saw you, little Bai Chunhua, what did you want to do when you slipped out again?"

"Goose goose~~~"

Xiaobai laughed like a goose, emerged from under the sycamore tree, and asked curiously: "Uncle, how do you know I'm here?"

"Tell me first what you are doing here?"

Xiaobai raised his head, looked at the big mulberry tree around him, and said hopefully, "I want to climb the tree."

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