Dad Academy

Zhang Tan came home and hurried to the kitchen without closing the door. As soon as he stepped in, he smelled a burnt smell. He opened the pot and found that it was already smoking and the bottom of the pot was burnt.

Zhang Tan shoveled it with a shovel. It was okay, except that the bottom layer was a little sticky, but everything else was fine. A rich meat aroma wafted out, and he seemed to hear the sound of sucking saliva, or it might be an auditory hallucination.

When I was about to take a bowl to serve rice, I suddenly noticed that the bowl was floating in front of me. That bowl was big and round. Behind the bowl, there was a small and extremely bright smiling face.

"You~" Zhang Tan couldn't help but look down at Liuliu, who had his hands raised in the air, "Liuliu, you are so considerate, I was just about to get the bowl."

Liuliu said enthusiastically: "I'll help you, Boss Zhang, we are good friends~~~"

At this moment, she is the most enthusiastic child in the world, and no one can compare with her. She didn't need Zhang Tan's instructions. She ran over and brought a large, round porcelain bowl. She raised her hands high and said, "Here you are~~"

He had already shown such good manners that Zhang Tan had no choice but to show off and said, "Go and find two more small bowls, and you and Xiaobai will also have a taste of my craftsmanship."

"Boss Zhang~" Liuliu didn't rush to go, but said seriously, "You are such a great duck, I won't taste it."

"Ah?" Zhang Tan was very surprised. This kind of surprise was no less surprising than someone saying that he was not handsome, because for the lazy child Shen Liuliu to be so enthusiastic, he must have a purpose. As for what he was trying to do, besides eating, Just play. It's dinner time now, there's no way we're here to play!

"You really don't want to try it? My craftsmanship is very good." Zhang Tan said, thinking that I had misunderstood Liliu. In fact, she was just enthusiastic and had no agenda. At this moment, Zhang Tan actually felt that Liuliu had grown up, a little taller, and his face was rounder and bigger.

"I don't want to taste it, I want to eat it." Liuliu said, shattering Zhang Tan's beautiful fantasy about her.

"Okay, it's just for you to eat. Go get a bowl."

Liuliu ran over and picked up a small porcelain bowl and handed it to Zhang Tan, like a dog praying for food.

"Bring two." Zhang Tan said, taking her small bowl and serving her a bowl. He saw that she was standing still, "Liuliu, go get another small bowl, and Xiaobai is here."

Liuliu looked confused: "Xiaobai? Who is Xiaobai?? I don't know Xiaobai~~~~~~"

Xiaobai lay on the tree and ate the juice, which was full of juice. She gave her a break, but she didn't eat anything. She no longer liked Xiaobai and wanted to break off their friendship. From then on, she was only good friends with Xi'er, Xiaomi, and Cheng Cheng. .

Zhang Tan casually handed the small bowl filled with meat and rice to Xiao Bai, who had just arrived, touched Liuliu's little head and said, "Go get another small bowl."

Pomegranates: o(╥﹏╥)o

She ran to get another small bowl, and handed it to Zhang Tan pitifully, telling her not to give this small bowl to Xiaobai anymore, this was hers, Xiaobai already had a bowl.

"Okay, this bowl is for porridge."

Zhang Tan felt that she would cry if he teased her any longer, so he filled a bowl full of durian and pressed it twice. The durian couldn't help laughing when he pressed it, and then he took the largest piece of meat from the pot. When it was spread on the meat and rice, the pomegranate laughed loudly, covering its mouth and trying to hold it back, peeking at Xiaobai, ready to protect the food at any time. If Xiao Bai comes to snatch this piece of meat from her, she will fight with Xiao Bai.

"Hold it and take it." Zhang Tan handed the small porcelain bowl to Liuliu.

"Bring it~hahahahaha~~~"

Duoliu was overjoyed, holding a small bowl and a small spoon, and immediately scooped up a full spoonful of meat rice, opened her mouth as wide as she could, and put it in all at once.

The little spoon went away with a full load and came back clean. It was so smooth that it could reflect her little face. Not a grain of rice was left, not a drop of oil was left. It all went into Liuliu's little mouth. Operation CD should set her as a benchmark.

Her cheeks were bulging and her eyes were narrowed into a straight line. She was delighted and at the peak of her life.

"Is it delicious?" Zhang Tan asked, seeing her eating so deliciously, he couldn't help but whet his appetite.

"~~It's~duck...so~good~~um~eat~duck..." Liuliu said vaguely.

Zhang Tan was overjoyed and said, "Stand right, stand here. Xiaobai, come over and stand with Liliu."

Hearing this, Liuliu quickly turned sideways, facing Rourou's back towards Xiaobai, and protected the small bowl in his arms.

"Liuliu, stand up straight, Xiaobai, don't look at me, eat, keep eating, Liuliu, eat big mouthfuls." Zhang Tan said as he took out his mobile phone and took a photo of them with a swipe.

When eating, the intelligence of the durian automatically rises to 100. This little clever guy knew that Zhang Tan was taking photos of her eating, so he took the initiative to add to the scene. The moment he pressed the shooting button, he gave a thumbs up and smiled brightly. A big thumbs up.

Zhang Tan looked at the photo on his phone, and the more he looked at it, the funnier he became, because he remembered that this photo was very similar to a famous advertisement. When Ronaldo was endorsing a certain throat lozenge, he was wearing a Fuwa hairstyle, giving a thumbs up and pointing at The camera grins toothily.

"Have a meal."

Zhang Tan sat next to Xiaobai and gave her the meat in his bowl. He remembered that Xiaobai said that she liked to eat quack.

"This is not good~~~" Xiaobai said.

"What's wrong with that?"

Liuliu was originally far away from Xiaobai, but when he saw this, he came over and sat silently on the right side of Zhang Tan. He answered naturally: "Xiaobai, what's wrong with this~~~ We and Boss Zhang is a family member~~~~”

Zhang Tan praised: "Liuliu is right."

"Hehe~~Boss Zhang, do you still have Rourou?"

Zhang Tan took a piece from his bowl and gave it to her.

"Thank you, Boss Zhang~~~We are a family."

A quarter of an hour later...

"I'm a duck who comes to school, why should I wash dishes~~~~I won't do it, I won't do it, I can't do it anymore, eh eh eh ~~~ I have a little baby in my belly."

Liuliu held the kitchen door with difficulty. No matter how much Xiaobai pulled her, she refused to go in and wash the dishes.

"What a bastard, you didn't scream when you were eating, are you here to go to school?"

"Clam?"

"You didn't yell when you were eating. Are you here to go to school?"

"Xiaobai, what are you talking about? I don't understand. I don't understand."

Xiaobai glared at her, called her a melon, and said that since she didn't want to wash the dishes, she would feed the silkworms.

When Luoliu heard this, his eyes rolled around, and he suddenly let go, rolled up his sleeves and went into the kitchen, saying enthusiastically: "Baby, it's better to wash the dishes~~~~"

The three of them worked together to wash the dishes, which was quickly completed. There were only three sets of dishes in total, and they washed their own.

"You guys go to the living room and watch TV..." Zhang Tan said, preparing to think about the script.

"Don't look, don't look. I'm going to play with Xi'er." Luoliu didn't wait for Zhang Tan to finish, wiped his hands on his pants, and walked out directly.

"I'll open a bottle of Bear for you."

The second half of the sentence came belatedly.

Liuliu was stunned, and while saying, "Xi'er is not fun, I like Xiaobai," he sat directly on a small stool at his feet. After sitting for less than a second, he moved the small stool to Xiaobai's side. The closer you get, the greater the chance of drinking a bear.

But before she could get Boss Zhang's bear drink, she tragically became Xiaobai's plaything!

Xiaobai lifted up her little clothes to see her bulging belly and said he wanted to say a few words to the baby inside.

Liuliu wanted to resist, but the resistance was ineffective. Xiaobai put his ear to his belly and let him listen with a grimace.

"Hohoho~~~There really is a doll." Xiaobai said in surprise.

Liuliu grimaced, frowned, and remained silent.

"She's purring. Is she hungry?" Xiaobai had already determined that there was a female baby in Liliu's belly.

Liuliu had a sad face, frowned, and remained silent. There is nothing more sad than heartbreak.

She murmured in her heart that Xiaobai was so stupid. She was a doctor and she didn't even notice that there was a baby in her belly. How could Xiaobai, a melon, know that? Xi'er was the one with the baby in her belly!

Suddenly, Xiaobai raised his head in shock and said to the bitter-faced Liuliu: "Bianlao~~ Guawazi, it's up to you, little eyes."

Liuliu was furious and put down her little clothes to prevent her from listening to protect her little belly.

Zhang Tan gave each of them a bottle of Bear drinks, and sat cross-legged on the sofa with his laptop on his knees, staring at Liuliu's belly.

Liuliu was stared at so hard that he stared at her again and again. Uneasy, she hugged the bear and drank, and sneaked away. She should eat and drink, so why are she still here?

Zhang Tan stared at Xiaobai again.

"Where are you staying? Bye bye, Boss Zhang."

Xiaobai ran away following Liliu.

Zhang Tan shook his head, retracted his gaze, stared at the computer screen, put his fingers on the keyboard, and had a lot of thoughts in his mind, but he had not yet figured out how to organize his words.

He has an idea for a script.

Just now, Xiaobai and Liliu were playing around, and Xiaobai's words reminded him of a TV series.

What Xiaobai just said was, miserable~~ Guawazi, it’s up to you, little eyes.

He remembered that there was a classic line in that TV series, which was similar to it: It's over, girl, just follow daddy, little eyes.

Zhang Tan's fingers finally dropped from the keyboard. There was a crackling sound, and the words "Latent" were written on the computer document.