Dad Academy

"What song are you singing?" Bai Jianping asked patiently after Xiaobai finished singing.

In fact, Xiaobai just sang these lyrics over and over again, nothing new.

Xiaobai said proudly: "Hahaha, it's "I am Cardcaptor Sakura"."

Bai Jianping said: "Who wrote this song? Did you old man write it?"

He was a little disgusted. This song was not well written. How could this become a song sung by children?

"My old man didn't write it, it was sung by Xie Xiaoxu." Xiaobai said.

"It's Xiao Xie again, why does he always sing these weird songs?"

Bai Jianping remembered that "I am Jia Shufen" was also taught by Xie Xiaoxu to sing, and now there is another song "I am Cardcaptor Sakura".

Immediately he became vigilant and thought to himself: Could this Xie Xiaoxu have fallen in love with our little Bai?

That boy!

I must know that Xiaobai likes to watch "Cardcaptor Sakura", so I don't know where I found such a song!

This is called following your own preferences!

He didn't understand it when he was young. He didn't understand it until he was old, but it was already too late.

He chased Ma Lanhua purely because of his appearance and being nice to her.

But I don’t understand what Xie Xiaoxu does, teaching Xiaobai how to sing and giving food and drinks.

There was "I am Jia Shufen" before, and "I am Cardcaptor Sakura" later, both of which played right into Xiaobai's wish.

The more Bai Jianping thought about it, the more he thought it was possible. He deliberately asked: "Xiao Bai, what do you think Xie Xiaoxu is like?"

Xiaobai said without thinking: "It's a fun melon."

Bai Jianping asked: "Do you like him?"

Xiaobai shook his head and said in surprise: "I definitely like melon seeds."

Bai Jianping didn't believe it and said, "Then why did you bring him to our house for dinner last time?"

Xi'er and Xiaoxiaobai both looked at Xiaobai in shock. They never expected that Xiaobai would be such a novice and take his male classmate home for dinner.

Xiao Xiaobai was shocked, but she was worried that Xie Xiaoxu would steal her aunt's favor.

Xi'er knew Xie Xiaoxu and had seen him before.

Xi'er couldn't help but ask: "Xiaobai, do you like Xie Xiaoxu?"

Xiaobai's eyes widened: "Where did you think you were? You just like it!"

Bai Jianping saw that since the words had been broken, he simply asked the truth, so he asked: "Then why do you bring him to our house for dinner if you don't like it?"

Xiaobai said loudly: "When did I bring him to our house for dinner? When? Uncle, don't slander me?"

Xi'er interrupted: "Xiaobai, why are you so loud?"

Bai Jianping also said: "Yes, why are you so loud? I'm just asking you a question. It seems guilty to be so loud."

Xiao Xiaobai was anxious. He looked at them and then at his aunt, wondering what she was anxious about.

Xiaobai angrily asked Bai Jianping when she invited Xie Xiaoxu home for dinner.

If her uncle doesn't make it clear, she will bully her uncle who has a sprained foot tonight.

Bai Jianping said: "Last Thursday at around five o'clock in the afternoon, didn't you take Xie Xiaoxu to a pancake and fruit shop to eat pancakes and fruit? You also asked your aunt to put an extra egg for Xie Xiaoxu. Your old man was at the company that day because he had something to do and didn't pick him up. You, your grandma is going to pick you up, but you said that you are an older child and you can come back by yourself. I didn’t expect that, Xiaobai, you are such a novice, you came back by yourself, and you even brought your male classmate back. "

As Bai Jianping narrated, Xi'er racked her brains and thought hard, but she couldn't remember where she went that day.

She and Xiaobai usually go to and from school together! What did she do that day?

Seemingly seeing her confusion, Bai Jianping told her: "You went home with Dudu that day. Dudu's mother came to pick her up and invited you to go to her house to see the doll. You went, but Xiaobai didn't."

Xi'er suddenly understood and had rich associations: "So Xiaobai secretly left with Xie Xiaoxu, hiahia~"

She just laughed twice, and when she met Xiaobai's sinister eyes, she quickly closed her mouth and kept a straight face, trying her best to prevent others from seeing her smile.

At the same time, Xiao Xiaobai on the side also quickly put on a fierce face. Just now she also laughed along with Xi'er.

She has now developed it and has the crisis awareness of a small animal.

After dealing with these two idiots, Xiao Bai started to criticize Uncle Bai: "That was to go to my aunt's pancake and fruit shop, not to take it home for dinner! Is this the same thing? Uncle, I don't even know. I’m talking about you! You go to square dance every day. How many times has your aunt asked you not to go? do not want?"

Several questions were thrown at him, leaving Bai Jianping speechless.

Xi'er and Xiaobai, who were watching the show at the same time, also looked at Bai Jianping. They were clearly two baby flies staring at the cracks in the eggs.

Bai Jianping coughed and said, "We are now talking about your invitation to Xie Xiaoxu to eat pancakes and fruit. Don't bring it up to other places."

He tried to keep himself calm and not quarrel with Xiaobai. After all, he had to maintain a good image in front of Xi'er and Xiaobai, especially in Xiaobai's heart, he had to establish a tall and glorious grandpa image.

At this time, Xiaobai continued to retort: ​​"Hey, uncle, you are so stingy. I just treated Xie Xiaoxu to a set of pancakes and fruits, and you couldn't bear to eat them. You are so stingy! Auntie is very happy that Xie Xiaoxu came to eat in our store. Pancakes and fruit, she also asked me to bring more classmates, but I didn’t bring them.”

Bai Jianping immediately seized on this flaw and asked: "Why don't you take other students? Just Xie Xiaoxu?"

Xiaobai said: "Uncle, are you stupid? Xie Xiaoxu doesn't pay for eating pancakes and fruits. If I take other classmates there and no one pays, my aunt will not make any money and our store will close. Are you getting rich or are you just a loser? You are going to get rich, I will bring my classmates to eat tomorrow."

Bai Jianping was speechless and could only cough, and then again, and again, and he could no longer hide his embarrassment.

Suddenly, a thermos cup was handed to me. When I looked up, it was Xiao Xiaobai who was holding the thermos cup in both hands.

Looking at her cute and well-behaved appearance, Bai Jianping felt warm in his heart. Xiaobai La was a bit spicy, but Xiao Xiaobai was well-behaved and cute. He could practice the trumpet well and had great potential for growth.

"Uncle, drink water." Xiao Xiaobai said in a milky voice.

Bai Jianping's face froze. He felt that Xiao Xiaobai was well-behaved and cute, but he was a bit silly, with a tiger's head and a tiger's head. This was not like her little aunt, who was also a tiger, but had the cunningness of a little fox.

He took the thermos cup calmly and said as if casually: "I am your grandfather, not your uncle. Thank you for giving me the thermos cup."

Xiao Xiaobai bared his baby teeth and said with a smile: "You're welcome, your grandpa."

Bai Jianping almost spit out a mouthful of water.

He sighed in his heart, why can't he meet a perfect child? Although everyone is cute in his own way, he also has his own shortcomings, and no one is perfect.

"Are you so silent, uncle?"

Xiaobai asked, not intending to let her uncle go.

Bai Jianping wanted to urinate, but when he realized that his feet were inconvenient, he had to give up and think of another way.

"My feet hurt so much, I can hardly speak."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was no need to explain, Xi'er eagerly opened the first aid kit again, took out the oversized syringe, and planned to give him a shot.

"Hammer!" Bai Jianping cried out in surprise, frightened by the syringe, which could penetrate him.

"Hammer?" Xi'er was stunned for a moment.

"Here!" Xiao Xiaobai diligently found a mini hammer from the first aid kit, and appeared in front of her grandfather expectantly, eager to try it and contribute her own small strength.