Dad Academy

Bai Jianping was happy today, and he became even happier after drinking three ounces of wine. His voice gradually became louder and louder, and his hunched back gradually became straighter. .

He was talking and laughing happily, which made Dunzi, Xi'er and Xiaoxiaobai surprised. They looked at him frequently and had never seen him like this before.

Xiaobai was very calm. He only focused on eating vegetables and picking up vegetables for Xiba and Xiaobai. He didn't look at his uncle and was not at all curious about him.

She was used to seeing her uncle like this.

In the past, in the rental house, her uncle would often drink some wine at the table, then talk loudly, tell her jokes, and even lure her to have a drink.

After drinking, Bai Jianping is no longer afraid of Malanhua. He is an old horse in one mouthful and does not know how to call her a little fairy.

Xiaobai glanced at her aunt, laughed secretly, and gloated about her uncle's misfortune. She could see that her aunt was angry, and her uncle would suffer disaster later.

Bai Jianping still didn't know it, and was still messing around on the dining table. Later, Teacher Jiang and others got off the table, and the children also went to the yard to make snowmen. Only Zhang Tan and Bai Jianping were left drinking at the dining table, with Ma Lanhua accompanying them. , there is wine in the cup too.

Zhang Tan was trying to persuade him to drink. Of course, he wasn't cheating. He drank as much as Bai Jianping drank.

Bai Jianping always thought that Zhang Tan was a rookie. When it came to drinking, he was scaring Xiao Zhang to death every minute. But he didn't expect that the more he drank today, the more frightened he became. Why did Xiao Zhang look like he couldn't get drunk?

"Zhang Tan! You, you, you, how come you are not drunk?"

Lao Bai has a big tongue and cannot speak clearly.

Zhang Tan continued to fill it for him, and at the same time he also filled it for himself, and then for Malanhua, and said: "I, I, I, am drunk, I need to take a nap later."

"Hahahaha~~" Lao Bai laughed, feeling very proud, thinking that he still won.

Malanhua could see it. Xiao Zhang was obviously hiding his clumsiness in the past. This kid must have a good drinking capacity. How could Lao Bai, a tough guy like him, be his opponent?

"Zhang Tan, don't drink this cup, Lao Bai is already drunk." Ma Lanhua said, originally intending to help Bai Jianping get out of trouble, but she didn't expect that Lao Bai would be very unhappy after hearing this, blowing his beard and staring.

"Who is drunk? Who is said to be drunk? Who are you looking down on?"

Malanhua glanced at him, "Speaking of you! You are drunk, what? I can't say it yet?"

Lao Bai took a closer look and saw that he was a man! It turned out to be Lao Ma.

Malanhua took Bai Jianping away and refused to let him drink.

Zhang Tan didn't force it. In order to pretend that he was drunk, he lay on the table and pretended to be drunk and about to die. He called Xiaobai in his heart to come and help you old man back to the room!

He couldn't just walk back to the room by himself, that would make him look so drunk.

Sure enough, father and daughter were of the same mind, and Xiaobai really heard his voice and came over.

Standing next to him, she patted his back gently with a small hand and said cutely: "Oh - oh - my old man is drunk, don't cry, mom is here!!! Oh - -Oh - my old man is drunk..."

What is this song about? ! !

Malanhua couldn't stand listening anymore and scolded: "Why are Guawazi singing nonsense!!!"

Xiaobai said righteously: "Auntie! You don't know my relationship with my old man. Don't talk nonsense. My old man and I are very close. I care about him."

"Gua Wazi, you are an old man and a mother. Who are you?"

"I am the little fairy."

“Are you a little fairy???”

"I am~"

"Crawl away!! I'm the one."

"Hoohoho~~~ You are the big fairy, I am the little fairy, we are all fairies."

"You think of beauty, but you are not, I am."

"Hohoho~~Auntie, you have such a black ass."

Malanhua wanted to catch her and teach her a lesson, but Xiaobai had already caught wind of it and escaped first.

Zhang Tan returned to the room to rest. It was Tan Jin'er who helped him into the room, while Xiaobai and Xi'er each carried one of his legs. Xiao Xiaobai pushed his butt from behind.

The four women worked together to get him on the bed, close the door and leave.

In fact, Xiaobai and the others were very interested in taking care of the "drunk" old man Zhang, just like playing house.

But there is something better in the yard, that is, Uncle Bai is drunk, shouting loudly in the yard, showing his teeth and claws.

When they heard the sound, they hurried out to eat melon and watch a show, only to see Uncle Bai practicing martial arts! ! He said that he would compete with the snowman to determine who is the leader of the martial arts alliance.

Malanhua stood aside, looking very tired.

Bai Jianping showed off his skills in the yard and defeated the snowman with his bold words.

The three little girls watched it with great interest, whispered to each other, and talked about it.

Xiao Xiaobai was especially surprised. It was the first time she saw her grandfather drunk, and it was even the first time she saw a human being drunk.

Why are you like a child?

Bang~~~~

I saw Bai Jianping hit the snowman with an earth-shattering fist, knocking half of the snowman's body away.

The three little girls screamed, looking shocked and sad.

I don't know who took the lead, took the broom and pointed it at Bai Jianping, staring eagerly.

Zhang Tan, who was resting in the room, heard the noise and nimbly stood up from the bed. He stood by the window and quietly looked into the yard. He happened to see Xiaobai, Xier and Xiaobai all having dicks in their hands, and Bai Jianping. Confrontation.

Xiaobai was holding a broom, Xi'er was holding a clothes hanger, and Xiaobai was holding the inflatable mace that her aunt had beaten her with.

The three of them stared at Bai Jianping angrily.

Bai Jianping beat their snowman into two pieces.

Bai Jianping had no sense of guilt and was still showing off, saying that he had amazing skills.

Malanhua was worried that the three little ones would be punched one by one by Lao Bai, so she quickly pulled Bai Jianping away.

"Xiao Xiaobai, are you going home with grandma?" Malanhua asked.

Little Baili didn't pay attention. She was rushing towards the snowman. Is her snowman dead?

Three children scrambled to save the snowman.

Zhang Tan lay back on the bed and took a nap.

When he woke up, the sun had already set on the top of the mountain in the west, and it would go down in a while.

The setting sun was like blood, and the three children disappeared. The snowman was still there, but it was no longer the snowman before. It seemed as if he had returned half-broken from the battlefield. The upper and lower bodies were obviously made in two parts, forced together.

What a pity, he was beaten to pieces by Lao Bai.

Zhang Tan was very doubtful whether the three young men had gone to the village to assassinate Lao Bai?

Based on his understanding of Xiaobai, Xiaobai would never be able to swallow this breath.

Tan Jin'er came back from the field. She pulled out a few white radishes. Those radishes were white and big and belonged to Dunzi's family. Dunzi's mother asked her to pull them out.

"Are you awake? The braised pork ribs are very fragrant." Tan Jin'er said.

"Is it cold?" Zhang Tan asked. Tan Jin'er's face was red and her hands were red.

"not cold."

After saying that, Tan Jin'er went into the kitchen and came out after a while and said, "Zhang Tan, would you like a bowl of tofu puffs? It was sent by Dunzi's mother. It's very tender and fragrant. It can also help you sober up."

There are still chapters that will be late, so go to bed first and read them again when you wake up tomorrow.