Dad Academy

"Xiaobai~"

"paw?"

"Did you pinch my face last night?"

"...Did you make a mistake?"

"Did you pinch my face? Tell me~"

Xiaobai and Xi'er were sitting at the dining table, having breakfast.

On the dining table were two boiled eggs, three smooth scallion pancakes, three fried dough sticks, two fist-sized water chestnut cakes, two bowls of steaming millet porridge and a plate of mustard mustard.

While Xi'er dug out the millet porridge with a spoon and ate it, she stared at Xiaobai with her big eyes, trying to see if Xiaobai was lying.

"No way! Are you just making false accusations?"

Xiaobai cleans herself up righteously and refuses to mention what happened last night when she moved Xi'er over.

If it were any other child, his guilty conscience would have been exposed long ago.

But Xiaobai's acting skills are good, and he can play well with Liliu.

How can Xiwawa see through two big Yanyans?

Sure enough, seeing Xiaobai so sure and unquestionable, Xi'er believed her.

Xi'er murmured, "Then why do I feel like someone pinched my face when I was sleeping last night, pinched my hands, and pushed me here and there~"

Xiaobai: →_→

Suddenly Xi'er looked over, and Xiaobai quickly retracted his guilty look.

"Xiwa, did you have a nightmare? You met a bad guy in your dream, and the bad guy beat you up, right?"

Xi'er thought about it for a long time and nodded in agreement. Xiaobai seems to be right.

"Xiaobai, did you really not pinch my face?"

Xi'er was still unwilling to give in. No matter how she thought, she felt that it was Xiaobai who did it. She seemed to have seen Xiaobai standing next to the bed last night.

"I didn't! It's not me! You're talking nonsense!"

Xiaobai looked like he was going to be angry.

"If you keep talking nonsense, I will get angry. If I get angry, I will really pinch your face."

Xi'er quickly held her face, shook her head and said, "I'm sorry, Xiaobai~"

"It doesn't matter, just eat vegetables."

Xiaobai put two sticks of mustard shreds into Xiwawa's bowl and persuaded her to drink an extra bowl of millet porridge.

"Thank you, Xiaobai~"

Xi'er also gave Xiaobai a piece of mustard shreds, which is called sharing blessings.

Tan Jin'er came out of the kitchen and brought two egg tarts, giving one to each of them.

This morning, Xiaobai was invited to Xi'er's house for breakfast.

Xiaobai happily agreed, but as soon as he sat down at the dining table, he met Xiwawa and awakened the memory of last night, and he actually remembered the fear of being dominated by her last night.

Fortunately, Xiaobai was clever and shocked Xiwawa, and made her apologize instead.

Xiwa is so enthusiastic. At the dinner table, she keeps putting shreds of mustard on Xiaobai, urging her to eat more and make sure she is full.

Xiaobai looked at the mustard shreds piled on the millet porridge and couldn't bear it and said: "Why don't you give me something else if you yell!"

Although mustard shreds are delicious in porridge, they can’t hold so much.

"Then I'll peel an egg for you."

Xi'er enthusiastically took an egg from the small plate, knocked it on the table, cracked the egg shell, peeled it open to reveal the white and tender protein, and a scent wafted out.

"It smells so good, Xiaobai, I'll peel it for you to eat."

Xi'er's enthusiasm is like fire, igniting Xiaobai.

Xiaobai might have felt a little guilty about what happened last night, so she also took an egg, knocked it on the table, peeled off the egg shell, and put it in Xi'er's bowl.

Xi'er also put the freshly peeled eggs in her hand into a small white bowl, and hiahia laughed.

"It's delicious~ The eggs boiled by my sister and Xiaobai peeled them for me. They are so delicious. I want to eat them again." Xi'er shook her head, her feet dangling under the table.

"Do you still want to eat? I'll cook two more for you." Tan Jin'er said.

Xi'er was so frightened that she waved her hands quickly.

I'm just kidding, sister, please don't take it seriously.

"Xiao Bai, you need to eat more." Tan Jin'er said.

Xiaobai: "It's so delicious. I feel better after eating it."

Xi'er: "Don't worry, sister, I will take good care of Xiaobai. Go get dressed up quickly, it's time to go to work."

Tan Jin'er went to the bedroom to dress up and change clothes. She had been busy in the kitchen since she got up early in the morning. She didn't stop for a moment. She hasn't put on makeup yet and is still bare-faced.

Although she often wears no makeup at home, when she goes to work, she still needs to put on light makeup and pull up her hair.

Seeing her sister go to the bedroom, Xi'er dug out a spoonful of millet porridge, ate it, and proudly told Xiaobai: "My sister looks so beautiful with makeup."

Xiaobai nodded in agreement, swallowed the egg, chewed it, and said, "Sister Jin'er is also beautiful without makeup."

Xi'er nodded. Praising her sister was more effective than praising her. She was very happy.

It seemed that everyone recognized her sister's beauty, so she felt relieved.

She hiahia laughed, and then changed the topic: "But she doesn't have a fat blue friend~"

"Hey, there is no fat blue friend."

"Hey~"

"Hey~"

The two of them suddenly sighed, looking melancholy.

"Xiao Bai, let your godfather introduce you to my sister, Fatty Lan~"

Xiaobai thought for a while and asked Xi'er if any of the little brothers in the Little Red Horse Comics Studio liked it. Let's pick one.

But Xi'er has a high vision, and no one can take her fancy.

Xiaobai was surprised. He couldn't tell that Xiwawa was so demanding.

"Xiaobai~"

"Um?"

"Does godfather like my sister?"

"Clam?"

The fried dough sticks in Xiaobai's mouth fell on the table. Xi'er, with quick eyes and quick hands, picked them up and stuffed them back into Xiaobai's mouth.

Unexpectedly, this happy baby was actually trying to take advantage of her old man.

She said: "My old man won't get married."

"Is he going to be a bachelor?"

"He is married to my mother."

"Ah? What about your mother?"

"Didn't she die?"

"You are so pitiful Xiaobai."

"The old man and my mother are married, they are not divorced."

"Ah~ Then I'll find another boy."

"... Xiwawa, let me ask you my old man."

"hiahia~good~"

The two of them settled the matter in a few words, and Xiaobai went back to ask her about the old man's marriage.

At this time, Tan Jin'er put on makeup and changed clothes, came out of the bedroom and asked, "Have you finished eating?"

"I've finished eating. There's no Xiwawa. She wants to be lazy."

"I didn't~ I'm still eating."

Tan Jin'er said: "Then you eat quickly. You ate earlier than Xiaobai. Now that Xiaobai has finished eating, you still have so much."

"I'm talking about something~"

"What are you talking about over dinner?"

Xiwawa muttered.

Isn't it just a matter of eating breakfast that I can talk about my sister's lifelong events?

It's called dinner table talk, comparable to a fireside chat.

At this time, Malanhua's voice came from the door.

"Jin'er, are they still having breakfast? Yes."

Seeing Xiaobai and Xi'er still sitting at the dining table, Malanhua said hello to Jin'er, walked in, put two sets of pancakes and fruits on the dining table, and said to the frightened Xiaobai and Xi'er, "I'll give you more For dinner, the pancakes are extra large, with two eggs and ham added, specially made for you."

Xi'er screamed in fright.