Dad Academy

Xiaobai, the king of destruction, scrapped the TV set that Bai Jianping was watching as soon as he came to his aunt's house.

Bai Jianping felt empty without watching TV. He didn't care about international and domestic events for a day. He felt uneasy and insecure. He always felt that the world was about to change. Without his remote control, what if the earth stopped spinning.

So he rummaged through the cabinets and finally found an old radio. This was before coming to Pujiang. They were working elsewhere and there was no TV at home. The living conditions did not allow him to worry about the fate of mankind, so he lived frugally. , bought a radio with one month's pocket money, and finally caught up with Lao Li's living standard.

There was a lot of dust on the radio. When he touched it, he left a fingerprint. He took it to the kitchen and wiped it clean with a rag.

Xiaobai followed curiously, pretending to turn on the faucet, and asked her uncle if he wanted her to help with the washing.

Bai Jianping took a look and said, "Good guy, I think his radio is still working, right?"

He declined Gua WaZi's kindness, wiped it himself, returned to the living room, lay on the rocking chair, and played with the radio.

Unfortunately, the radio was affected and kept making a buzzing sound when tuning.

"Oh haha~"

Xiaobai put another little head over and made a sound of gloating.

Bai Jianping ignored her and continued to play with the radio.

He kept tuning in and kept trying. Life is like this broken radio. No one knows whether the next channel will produce sound and bring surprises.

Seeing that she couldn't drive Xiao Bai away, Ma Lanhua could only hold her nose and admit it.

She went into the kitchen, and when she came out again, she saw the sound of the radio ringing in the living room, and an old aunt was telling stories in an emotional voice.

The story is about a little duck crossing a river.

It is a children's story, suitable for children no more than 5 years old.

But in the living room, an old man and a young man listened with great interest and shook their feet at the same frequency.

Malanhua was speechless. She put the big porcelain bowl brought from the kitchen on the dining table and said to Xiaobai, who was listening to the radio story with his back to her: "Gua Wa Zi!"

"Where do you live?"

Xiaobai asked without looking back.

"Climb over here, do you want to eat Bang Bang Chicken?"

"Clam?"

Xiaobai was surprised and looked back so violently that the small stool she was sitting on overturned and she also fell to the ground. But it didn't matter, this couldn't stop her fresh little heart from wanting to eat Bang Bang Chicken.

Xiaobai used his hands and feet to crawl up two steps before standing up. He rolled and crawled to the dining table, where he saw that there was actually a portion of steaming Bang Bang Chicken with oily flowers floating on it in the big porcelain bowl.

Xiaobai drooled and asked happily: "Auntie, did you make the bangbang chicken specially for me? You are so kind~"

My aunt must have known that she was coming, so she had prepared Bang Bang Chicken in advance. Although she said that she wanted to drive her away and not welcome her, she clearly liked her very much in her heart.

Xiaobai thought happily.

"You are mistaken. This is what your uncle and I ate. Look, this piece of Bangbang chicken is half-bitten. Did you see it? This is what your uncle bit, and there are also his teeth marks." Orchid is cold-blooded and ruthless, and has a ruthless hand in urging Xiao Huahua.

Little Huahua: →_→!

She actually saw that the piece of Bangbang chicken was half bitten and the remaining half was in the bowl.

"Ah - uncle -" Xiaobai shouted.

"What? It's none of my business."

Bai Jianping was determined not to take the blame. He didn't eat half and leave half!

Based on his understanding of Lao Ma, Lao Ma must have just done this in the kitchen to tease Gua Wazi, otherwise she would not be able to swallow this breath.

Unable to swallow this breath, he subconsciously gave Xiaobai Bangbang chicken some food.

It's love and hate.

"You ate half of it and left the other half in the bowl?"

"I didn't, it's not me, your aunt said nonsense."

Bai Jianping skillfully denied it three times.

"Auntie, uncle said you were talking nonsense."

"I just said nonsense."

"Oh, Huh?"

"Your uncle didn't eat it, it was me who ate it. I ate half of it on purpose and threw half of it in the bowl. Do you want to eat it?"

Xiaobai's teeth were itching with hatred, but he had no choice but to quickly pull the bowl and chopsticks in front of him and eat with relish.

"Auntie, it's a little short."

Xiaobai looked at the big porcelain bowl. It was very big, but there was only a little bit of Bangbang Chicken in it, not even one-third of it.

If only these Bangbang chickens are left, then use a smaller bowl to serve them, but why use such a big bowl?

"You have a lot to do, you little melon. Do you want to eat? If not, give it to me. I have to wash the dishes and get ready for bed."

"Eat eat eat ~ hum hum hum hum ~"

Malanhua was also sitting at the dining table, staring at Xiaobai as he wolfed down his food, praising how delicious it was. Suddenly, she suddenly said:

"Guawazi, your old man is gone, can I hit you?"

"..."

How can there be such an aunt in the whole world~

"I've finished eating, do you have any more?"

"besides."

"I'm Kangkang."

"It's not for you to eat."

"Then who should I feed it to?"

"Your uncle and I will eat."

"Hoho, how stingy."

"Eating so much at night will make you stupid. Go brush your teeth and wash your face."

Malanhua took away her dishes and chopsticks and took them to the kitchen for cleaning.

When she came out again, she saw Xiaobai rummaging through the refrigerator and found something amazing.

"Auntie, there are so many bear drinks in the refrigerator?"

"What? Can't we have it?"

"Have you adopted other little friends?"

"Crawl away, you bastard~"

"Hmph~"

Xiaobai came to Bai Jianping and continued to harass his uncle, asking him who he bought the bear drink in the refrigerator for.

Bai Jianping glanced at Ma Lanhua who went to the kitchen, lowered his voice and said, "This is what your aunt drinks. She is obsessed with the taste."

Malanhua had shown a tendency to be obsessed with bear drinks a long time ago. After Xiaobai did not come for a long time and the conditions at home gradually became looser, she began to hoard bear drinks.

"Wow, this is what children drink."

Suddenly, Bai Jianping felt Malanhua appear at the kitchen door and looked over.

Although he didn't see it with his eyes, he felt the murderous aura.

So, Bai Jianping said loudly and righteously: "What are you talking about! Your aunt is a little fairy, so she can't drink bears?!!!"

"Oh, why are you so loud? You're scaring me."

Xiaobai was frightened by his sudden increase in voice, and he didn't know what was going on with his uncle.

The next moment, Xiaobai knew what his uncle meant by saying this. It turned out to be flattery.

"Hmph~ My fart is black~"

Xiaobai muttered and walked away.

But before walking away, she turned off the radio.

I don't take Bai Jianping seriously.

He also wanted to turn on the radio, but was teased by Ma Lanhua for being childish, as he could be fascinated by a childish children's story.

Bai Jianping felt very embarrassed about this, so he took his hand back angrily and prepared to go to bed.

"Uncle, show me your mobile phone." Xiaobai said.

"what?"

Bai Jianping was worried. With Guawazi's destructive nature tonight, his cell phone would be in trouble.