Dad Academy

Everyone was playing at the farm on this day. A few children went crazy playing, sweating profusely and couldn't stop.

Even the quiet Cheng Cheng and Xiaomi laughed, running around and jumping up and down mountains and rivers, jumping in the mud, and their clothes were dirty.

The moon rose into the sky, and lights came on in the camp, making it look like daytime.

Everyone camped here at night and went home the next day.

Dinner is cooked by the chef of the farm. There is an open-air barbecue stall right at the campground. Everyone can participate and eat while cooking.

"Liuliu - come back quickly, don't stand there, Dudu, come back quickly, don't follow Liliu, she is a foodie, do you want to be a foodie too?"

"……I do not want."

"Then come back quickly and sit here to eat. The chef will bring it over when it's ready."

In front of the barbecue grill, there were two chefs working hard on the barbecue. Luoliu couldn't wait any longer, so he ran over and stood in front of the barbecue grill, staring directly at the oily plum meat being grilled.

"Liuliu, I'm going back, your mother is calling me." Dudu told Liuliu.

Liuliu took the time to look at her and said: "Dududou, smell it, multi-flavor duck, don't leave, it will be roasted soon, I will give you some."

Hearing this, Dudu hesitated for a moment, but finally decided to stay.

The barbecue master felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by the two of them, so he said, "Kids, don't stand here. It's so hot. The fumes are floating on you. Go and sit over there. I'll bring it to you when it's ready."

Liuliu looked at him and said, "Haha, my good friend, I'm here to accompany you."

The barbecue master looked at her in surprise. Since when had he become a good friend of the little fat girl across from him? He didn't even know her name.

"Then you can wait if you want."

Liuliu continued babbling, Dudu pulled her chubby hand, and whispered in a low voice: "Liuliu, this big brother is a little unhappy."

The smile on Liuliu's face did not diminish at all, and she also whispered in a "low voice": "He only works and doesn't get to eat. He must be unhappy~"

Dudu: "...He is so pitiful."

Liuliu nodded in agreement: "What a pitiful duck, we won't be able to be chef ducks in the future."

What a miserable person it is to be a chef. You can only cook food and not eat it, but serve it to others. God, the most miserable person in the world is probably a chef, so I will not be able to do this job even if I die in the future.

Dudu felt the same way, and also deleted being a chef from his list of dreams when he grew up.

The barbecue chef looked at them speechlessly. The two little ones thought they didn't hear them, so they bared their teeth and smiled at him, trying to make themselves look even cuter.

"Okay, take it."

The chef just wants to get rid of these two people as soon as possible. If he stays for a long time, he doesn't know what they will say to hurt his self-esteem!

You can't scold them yet!

"Thank you, brother."

Liuliu took two steps forward, took the plate from him with both hands, and walked back carefully.

"Dudu, Dudu, protect me quickly and don't let me fall."

Dudu hurriedly stayed by Liuliu's side, and occasionally offered a hand, like a noble concubine.

The two brought the roasted meat to the dining table, sat down, picked up their forks, and quickly took away a piece each. If it was too late, they were worried that Xiaobai would snatch it away again.

"Hahahaha~~~666, delicious duck, delicious~"

I was so excited about eating durian that I wanted to perform and dance on the spot.

"You can dance if you want, but can you do something new? Don't just twist your butt, we're all tired of it."

There is no better daughter than a mother. Zhu Xiaojing knew that her daughter had no skills in dancing, she could only twist her butt, which was a bit like a disco.

Liuliu came as she came, and after eating Rourou, she immediately lost control of herself and performed a twerk and twirl for everyone.

"What should Dudu perform?" Zhu Xiaojing asked, she was even more looking forward to Dudu's performance.

She often even thought to herself, how great it would be if Dudu were her daughter, she should be able to lose five to ten years in age.

"Shall I perform a running show for everyone?" Dudu said. She didn't think there was anything wrong with performing running. This was her specialty.

"Forget about running. I just had a full stomach, so I can't run." Zhang Tan said.

"Then I'll act like moving something."

This time Dudu didn't wait for anyone to say anything and started moving directly, lest everyone say, forget it, he just had a full stomach and couldn't move anything.

She called Luoliu up, then lifted up the wooden bench they were sitting on, froze it in mid-air, and then turned her hands into one.

He raised the bench with one hand, causing cheers from the crowd.

"Does Xiaomi want to perform one?" Ding Jiamin asked Xiaomi next to her, "You dance ballet for everyone to see, and perform two little swans with Xi'er."

After hearing her words, Xiaomi nodded slightly shyly, while the other child was already eager to try.

"hiahiahia~~~I'm great at ballet~"

This kid who only knows hiaiahia has no other abilities. He is extremely proud of himself.

Two little swans are jumping around on the grass. This is a completely different style from Dudu's performance.

…

After having fun, eating, and drinking today, it’s time to get down to business.

Zhu Xiaojing plays the role of the bad guy.

She called the children together and placed a few schoolbags beside her.

"That's mine~" Xiaobai recognized her little schoolbag, "Where is my schoolbag here?"

She couldn't help but look at Xi'er who was aside. Xi'er didn't look sideways and seemed to have nothing to do with her.

Not only Xiaobai’s schoolbags, but also Liuliu’s and Xiaomi’s.

When Xiaobai saw this, his color changed a little, as if he had thought of something.

Zhu Xiaojing said: "School is about to start in a few days. I am really happy after a summer vacation, but have I done what I should do? I want to check today. Whose are these three schoolbags? Right? For the three elementary school children, Xiaobai, Liuliu, and Xiaomi, you all have summer vacation homework to do, have you finished it?"

"It's done~"

This is what Xiaomi answered, his voice full of confidence.

"Huh? Are you done? Aren't the other two kids going to answer?"

Zhu Xiaojing obviously went for the other two children who had the tendency to be bad academics.

Liuliu scratched his face, feeling a little itchy and didn't know how to answer.

The same was true for Xiaobai. She only felt that her watermelon head was extremely itchy.

It turns out that today is the Hongmen Banquet.

The two of them were silent, and Xi'er took action.

She ran to Zhu Xiaojing, whispered in her ear:

"Xiao Bai hasn't finished it yet. Mother Zhu, don't say it was me who said it. Xiao Bai will hate me."

Zhu Xiaojing nodded and said, "Okay, I won't say it was you who said it, don't worry."

At the same time, I was thinking, why is this child so stupid?

She looked around and saw Xiaobai and Liuliu staring at her and Xi'er. Did she need to say more? The stars and moon in the sky all knew it was Xi'er's secret.

"Since you don't answer, let's check the schoolbag." Zhu Xiaojing did as she said and checked the small schoolbag on the spot. First, she checked Puliliu's. Then she let go of her summer homework book. Good guy, I thought it was a new book. It was as new as picturesque. Newer than the one I just bought.

"You didn't do it, you didn't even write a name!" Zhu Xiaojing named Shen Liuliu rudely.

Liuliu stretched out his head and looked at it, and said quibly: "If the duck doesn't have my name, does it mean it's not mine?"

"Whose is it if it's not yours?"

Liuliu glanced at Xiaobai, not daring to frame her, so she pointed at Dudu.

"Could it be a toot?"

Dudu: "..."

There is another chapter that I don’t know if I can write. It’s time for New Year’s Eve dinner soon, so I can only say that I will try my best.